I got Minecraft (Alpha) yesterday. I played for a few hours. I made a castle, a dungeon, and a house. I realized that's pretty much what the entire game was. It's like Legos, but slower and you can kill stuff. If you're thinking about getting it, the free version is almost exactly the same. The weapons/enemies don't really add anything to the game. Don't waste 9.95 Euros on it.
Uhm. Alpha is NOT like classic. In alpha the world is infinitive, it got dungeons, you git HP and armors, you got more blocks and stuff like doors, buckets, carts, pickaxes, swords, axes, shovels, ladders, stairs, cactus, reed, you can farm, its monsters and animals, TNT that explodes, SMP, you support majong and a shit load of more things. So don't tell me its like classic. Cuz then u didn't give the game a chance. Oh, its "Secret friday uptades" every friday to so it will get better all the time :)
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Anonymous2010-10-12 15:29
Guys, minecraft is in alpha stage. Not even beta yet.
Dont hate on it till the full game comes out
Now the game sucks imo, with the new update, the game-play is unforgiving. if you die at all, you lose all the items you have on you, you cant get them back as far as i know, and you cant load previous saves, as the game auto saves when you die.
Its really a pain in the ass too see hours of game-play go down the hole when you die.
But they did add a few cool things, like the new hellish world and whatnot, but this game would be alot more fun if it dident have a auto save on death.
stupid queers never heard of a god damn challenge. I swear this game makes my heart skip when i hear that SSSSSS.
Why?
Because when you die it actually means shit, just like in the old days before gaming became a kids marketing campaign.
Minecraft fucking rules. Even if you play without the challenge it's fucking awesome!
These guys don't like it because it's not shiny enough and doesn't have guns.
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meh2010-11-01 11:08
Sounds like yous lot are gay
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Anonymous2010-11-03 0:10
>>11 that's a bug ass wipe, and it has been fixed.
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Anonymous2010-11-04 4:46
I agree with OP - it's TOO open ended. "Survive" is not a goal that satisfies every player; at the stage it is now, minecraft does not outperform the thunderous hordes of free games with more variety, a better premise and/or quicker gratification, not even to mention the mods already available for minecraft.
>>13
You can die? Whoop-de doo. Go play Lineage, where a death means two weeks' worth of levelling time.
As an open-ended game with lots of room for creativity, there's bound to be a whole bunch of people who enthusiastically come up with awesome stuff. But it's too obviously in alpha - it's just not a fully fledged game. $10 may be a good 'investment', but consider this:
From minecraft.net:
543121 purchases
You're telling me that the apparent 5 MILLION dollars in purchase fees, less whatever hosting costs there may be that CANNOT put a dent in that, is being reflected in the development speed?
I'd rather invest my $10 in a developer who is actually interested in putting in effort proportional to the reward.
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Anonymous2010-11-04 4:49
Actually, on that note - which other games have a good crafting system in them? Dwarf Fortress takes it a bit too far for my tastes, but games with collection/crafting/creation elements have often got a lot going for them.
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Anonymous2010-11-06 20:34
You can die? Whoop-de doo. Go play Lineage, where a death means two weeks' worth of levelling time.
Who the fuck wants one mistake to basically erase two weeks of their life? Fuck that shit, minecraft beats it out any day because of its accessibility.
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Anonymous2010-11-06 20:52
Minecraft is still in Alpha for fuck's sake. OP's basically some dumb kid who can't think of anything else to build after having spent all his imagination on a castle and a house. Also, go dick around in multiplayer before you comment on gameplay. The fact that it doesn't have an end goal or some lame fucking "achievement system" for faggots to obsess over is currently what makes it so great. The people who don't like it should go back to playing their mundane first-person shooters or some shit.
>>11 That was a glitch that lasted one day, genius.
>>18 Pointing to their sales numbers is a complete red herring. It's still a $10 investment, no matter how much the money from everyone who's invested adds up to.
It wasn't about the sales numbers; it was about the sales numbers vs development effort. If the $10 investment takes 5 years to become something mediocre, it doesn't matter to me if 50 or 500000 others invested. But a $5M game should have a lot higher bar than a $500 game.
I just friggin love this game! It is so super challenging and so god damn awesome! It is in no way a complete waste of time. The best frigging game ever!
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PlayedMineCraft2010-12-27 23:42
The reason why I bought the game (alpha, few days before the beta): the gameplay seemed nice, but the free version (classic) was boring (like playing 3d shooter in god mode).
So I bought it, and thought I'm gonna get the beta soon with even more features.
The alpha was nice at first, but then it became boring again, a friend said it's because I didn't set any goals once mastered the basic survival stuff. Donno. I've seen people trying to build stuff online but it didn't catch me.
Then came the beta. and.. seriously.. doesn't worth paying more than for the alpha. Only a few bugfixes. No serious gameplay improvement as far as I've noticed, and the game runs even slower now.
If I were the developer, I'd divide the money between converting the game to c++ (so that a game that should run on a 10-15 years old machine doesn't cause today's computers to sweat ; he anyways intends to port to mobile platforms, no ?) and greatly improving the gameplay.
I'm sure people would still buy this for 20 Euros once he get all the bugs fixed, but how many of them would desperately try to sell it after a few weeks of playing ?
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Jachel 2010-12-28 1:17
The new minecraft is beta, so you guys have to pull up your panties and wait it out, yeah it's not going to be as good as the first or anything but it's going to get better, I bet you.
This game fucking rules like fuck and there is a shitload of stuff in the Beta version. I agree that The classic versions sucks but the beta and alpha versions are awesome like shit. And i am telling that giving $14 CAD is really worth. Those who disagree with me are just a shitload of bitches.
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Turbo childhood2011-01-04 18:52
I will contribute to this thread using only these two words.
Anyone up for minecraft?
83.183.139.147:25575
Join and do what ever you want!
Btw the picture is a picture of 128x128 circle they are going to do something with... And they hid it away from people!!
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Anonymous2011-01-06 18:21
minecraft is antichristian/antiwhite and a tool of the homosexual jewish agenda
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Raptor jebus2011-01-06 21:54
Go back to runescape
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Anonymous2011-01-06 22:11
You're an idiot with no imagination OP, perhaps it's better you stay off of Minecraft.
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Anonymous2011-01-08 4:57
Why won't you cocksuckers accept the fact that fagcraft is stupid as fuck and for homos like yourselves?
You all should kill yourselves for playing that shit.
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Anonymous2011-01-08 8:29
Minecraft like Manly tears said is for autistic kids.
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Anonymous2011-01-09 20:28
i have to say i got mine craft and its a waste of money. Aside from the fact that it crowds up your computer. if you guys want to see a game where you can make anything and its completely free and multiplayer try roblox really its awesome go Google
it right now.
I also found it not worthy of that much money, although I very much enjoy building stuff on the free version
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Anonymous2011-01-12 6:05
nigger
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Anonymous2011-01-12 6:05
nigger
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Anonymous2011-01-14 22:48
Notch has finally proven once and for all that he's a faggot.
He started out making the only block game with seriously grim monsters in it, to set it apart from all the other games (roblox, cubelands, minecraft, infiniminer, manic digger, et.c.) as a non-retard, non-faggot game, but with the latest update we get colors to make rainbows with, and I'm not just talking about the manly colors such as red, blue, green and yellow, but faggy colors such as pink and magenta. ...and we get the important ability to paint sheep, because apparently somehow survival is all about painting sheep in pretty colors.
For all the fatsoes out there we also get to make books out of SUGARCANES now, with which we can make CAKE, and we also get COCO BEANS, probably to make chocolate with later on, and dye sheep brown with.
What the FUCK, Notch?! Have you completely lost your fucking mind?! Did Ez castrate you and run off with your nuts, or what?
If I made a blocks game, I would put monsters in it and NO peaceful mode, and I'd make a forum to go with it, and when my most devoted paying players started to whine about the monsters being too hard and raping their virgin young asses and requesting Peaceful Mode, I'd go
FUCK YOU!
and when people who was considering buying a hundred MILLION copies of my game if only it had fucking cakes and rainbows in it, I'd go
FUCK YOU!
and when my most devoted ball-licking players would want to bribe me with a real world temple in pure gold, if only they got some aspergite redstone ore and diamond and steel fucking tools so that they could screw around and rape my world and they wanted, I'd go
FUCK YOU!
because I'd make MY Minecraft a MANS game - a game that REAL MEN could play without them getting sexually confused and starting to lust after other men.
>>18 Minecraft has only been around for about 1.5 years. If you follow the first-released version of the game to the current Beta version, you'll see a whole fuckin' LOT. Plus, this guy did most of this stuff himself.
You don't like the fact that Minecraft doesn't have a definite end to gameplay? That's your own fuckin' problem. Personally, I like the fact that the game has ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES.
You really need to turn off that CoD shit for a while. It's really rotting your brain.
>>48 You've obviously never played Creative/Classic mode in Minecraft. In that older version (which is still widely played) there was cloth, and everyone used it to make PIXEL ART.
That's the main reason why Notch added colored cloth to Beta. To revive PIXEL ART in Minecraft.
And of all places, on 4CHAN you DON'T RECOGNIZE THAT. ARE YOU BLIND??
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Anonymous2011-01-17 13:31
>>50
Ah, the pioneer genre of Survival Horror/Pixelart. I have half a mind to code a better game, but I hate money.
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Anonymous2011-01-18 10:16
>>48
You sir, are a moron. Thats it. Just a complete and utter moron. Everyone else is better than you. You speak as a retarded fratboy does. People like you ruin gaming. You suck. Minecraft rocks. Shut the hell up.
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Anonymous2011-01-18 12:13
>>52
Get back to me five years from now when your obesity has caught up with you. I could roll you around the football field while you tell me about just how much I suck more than everyone else.
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Anonymous2011-01-18 17:09
Hey, OP. If you do not like having to gather resources I recommend an inventory mod. They allow you to add whatever you want to your inventory. It seems to me that you are primarily interested in the building aspect more than the rest of the game, I can relate.
You just might not like this type of stuff though, and that's ok. Hope you didn't lose too much money on that.
MINECRAFT IS AWSOME SO EVERYPERSON WHO GOES AGAINST THIS CAN SUCK MY DICK
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Stu2011-01-18 22:30
i have Minecraft and it is a really good game but is it only appreciated by creative and intellectual people and cod (shit) is only appreciated by fat air heads so all you fucking retards who hate Minecraft grow yourself a brain.
all this "if you hate minecraft, you are stupid" or "turn off COD you fatso" is sad as much as it is funny. First of all, not everyone is going to like minecraft. not everyone does in fact. this trolling and internet arguing is a waste of time for all of you. i'm almost certain that you wont change each other's minds that way
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Anonymous2011-01-30 2:17
check 'em
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Anonymous2011-01-30 2:24
Notch used to be a man.
Notch had an idea about a muscular mans man, and his struggle against evil forces of darkness that would rape his face.
Then the faggots and the furries and the Pokemon players around the world saw that "everyone was playing it", so the mindless drones invaded, and demanded picking flowers and shit you wouldn't believe.
Now Minecraft is AIDS.
Minecraft - because I live in my parents' basement and can't afford a castle of my own and have no drive to ever try to afford one. And no friends. And no...(feel free to fill in the blank)
anyone wanna fuck up a minecraft beta server? im not usre if whitelist is enabled yet, go to 206.217.128.14 its the project art of war server that someone from here screwed over a few days ago.its a shit stain. i tried lagging the server by loading loads of chunks but they have this faggy border thing in place. so funny when the fucking bunnies on that server get angry.
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Anonymous2011-02-04 9:36
1. Hate on Minecraft.
2. Play Dwarf Fortress.
3. Get brain sucked out of head.
4. Bliss.
It's true though, there isn't a real objective to the game. I was considering buying Minecraft but decided not to as beta users don't receive free DLC.
I'll continue playing torrented versions / classic online.
Mine craft is...ok, but tell the little kids/hard-core FPS addicts that it's not a game to get really involved with, at Beta prices the game is a total joke, 27 when finished, Notch better fucking update the graphics engine, not to say i think graphics are every thing but I prefer to play single play just so i don't have to puke on my keyboard at the disgusting attempts of outfits. I enjoy(ed)this game.
I can see how some people can hate this game, its not my favorite block game, but ROBLOX????? How can a game full of 6 year olds compare to Minecraft?, But for a block game, I would buy Blockland, it looks nice, its $19.95 which gives it much more value than minecraft today plus has more content and a much more varied endgame- www.blockland.us, then there is GMOD- enough said, then a mod for Battlefield 2 called Battlefield 2 Sandbox when is great for value because BF2 is like $5 or $10 retail and the mod is free.
Please Minecraft fans, stop making shitty diaries and having PC gamer give it the INNOVATOR OF THE YEAR?, the only innovative part is the whole mining part, oh wait Blockland games already had that 2 years ago and PC Gamer Uk game it Game of the Year????
WTF
Ok 24 mature person i like games games i own l4d2 love it had foir over a year bf2bc and vietnam good game murders cod...cod black ops own it dont play it much...*******NOT MANY games like this but i played 1 player survival...it was allot of fun for several hours then i thoguht man this would be so much fun with other people i can have my own secret fort and collect shit and store it... so i stupidly bought the game...little did i know goodluck finding a server and if u do goodluck finding one with monsters and if u some how do goodluck finding one that doesnt have retarded million building and diamond blocks everywhere...noone does the game name mines or crafts online ...would love to do survival coop would be allot of fun i think but i cant find a server or someone to host one or someone to play if i host one....best i found was a server with a bunch of random structures and some land left where me and the 3 non admins who joined it had nothing so we actually farmed a mine out and made tools and built a base was fun but SUCKED CAUSE MONSTERS WERE TURNED OFF... if your thinking of investing the 23$ it costs now I VOTE NO i feel robbed. IF you want to try it i highly suggest that but do so with a cracked version off the net...READ COMMENT 18 IT FURTHER PROVES MY POINT...If you like the sims with money on unlimited then u will love this game online...other then that if u like tours of fake imagine cities then that 2...i suggest getting if u plan to with a friend and can host a server that would be worth it other then that get crack play 1 player...i also heard hes made 10million and hes on vacation for 4 weeks now...what does that say...COMMENT 18 is right...hes a bum....BUT AFTER ALL THIS DO TRY THE CRACKED VERSION OF SURVIVAL DIGGING AND FINDING SHIT IS FUN AND INTERESTING AND THE GRAPHICS GROW ON YOU...but as for buying now saving 25% isnt worth seeing if this game ever finishes and if the finished product even works cause the beta sure as hell is buggy big time the enemies are almost impossible to die by they barely can maneuver and when they do u have to be a e tard to not beable to get away after 1 hour of playing oh and they cant break anything down so at night if desperate dig a 6 tile entrance in a wall and put 2 back down at front ..safe for the night
Ok 24 mature person i like games games i own l4d2 love it had foir over a year bf2bc and vietnam good game murders cod...cod black ops own it dont play it much...*******NOT MANY games like this but i played 1 player survival...it was allot of fun for several hours then i thoguht man this would be so much fun with other people i can have my own secret fort and collect shit and store it... so i stupidly bought the game...little did i know goodluck finding a server and if u do goodluck finding one with monsters and if u some how do goodluck finding one that doesnt have retarded million building and diamond blocks everywhere...noone does the game name mines or crafts online ...would love to do survival coop would be allot of fun i think but i cant find a server or someone to host one or someone to play if i host one....best i found was a server with a bunch of random structures and some land left where me and the 3 non admins who joined it had nothing so we actually farmed a mine out and made tools and built a base was fun but SUCKED CAUSE MONSTERS WERE TURNED OFF... if your thinking of investing the 23$ it costs now I VOTE NO i feel robbed. IF you want to try it i highly suggest that but do so with a cracked version off the net...READ COMMENT 18 IT FURTHER PROVES MY POINT...If you like the sims with money on unlimited then u will love this game online...other then that if u like tours of fake imagine cities then that 2...i suggest getting if u plan to with a friend and can host a server that would be worth it other then that get crack play 1 player...i also heard hes made 10million and hes on vacation for 4 weeks now...what does that say...COMMENT 18 is right...hes a bum....BUT AFTER ALL THIS DO TRY THE CRACKED VERSION OF SURVIVAL DIGGING AND FINDING SHIT IS FUN AND INTERESTING AND THE GRAPHICS GROW ON YOU...but as for buying now saving 25% isnt worth seeing if this game ever finishes and if the finished product even works cause the beta sure as hell is buggy big time the enemies are almost impossible to die by they barely can maneuver and when they do u have to be a e tard to not beable to get away after 1 hour of playing oh and they cant break anything down so at night if desperate dig a 6 tile entrance in a wall and put 2 back down at front ..safe for the night
I have lots of games enjoy lots of games this game appealed to me on youtube saw 2 guys making shit think the graphics are haggard and dont get why they so bad u can make the characters and such and enemies look and move better... i prey this isnt beta stage cause beta stages usually are allot better then this i mean starcraft beta was basically the game now so what are u saying this is basicallly it now minus a few more added items mobbs and bug fixes?...im not complaining about the graphics just dont get why they so bad but they grow on u in less then 5 min even if u play games at 1gb graphics neccesary...to all you saying first person shooters cant like a game like this shutup cause they can i love fps and love rpgs and liked the sims ... what more is this basically...games cool reminds me of a somewhat 3d dungeon keeper wouldnt surprise me if that was one of his main sparks for the game idea i mean dungeon keeper besides multi minions and a heart if u just think of the imps they dig for sruff and they occasionally dig into areas with gems gold or open caves with lava or just open cave or water or a cave filled with enemies and.. tell me u havent stumbled across all of those things in the game ...oh ya and if u havent played it u obviously tell them where to dig ..now mix a litte diablo/wow crafting in there and instead of gold as a currency lets do several minerals and just have them as crafting materials..instead of an army against another army we will have a single guy exploring building no end to the world...pointless concept but try it its fun quite a bit of fun...its neat to have a small hut and when u go in there is a cave that goes on for miles and u dug it and found cool stuff treasure and minerals and enemies...final thoughts on game:::: 1. Needs much more work...multiplayer is broken i know he says on site its not done and private servers only reason its being used ...but my opinion if u dont know someone like buddy above said goodluck...2. one player good fun for awhile can get boring ...if you owned the sims and enjoyed making numerous houses and it turned out when u got bored u maybe had 1 succesful house finished family(game beat) and the rest all plots just built homes familes low level(or even unlimited cash to test your creativity) and last if your a designer...then you will have endless fun seeing what u can make...3. if u like games with a point this is not it (i hope that means yet)4. This Game has extreme amount of potential to be great concept is great someone is and still could capitalize much further off this if it is made well if there is a survival mode that works in the end then this game will rock..but right now its far from working i mean day one hardest day u can be safe for good in less then 30 sec..build a pick from wood mine 1x2 high by 2x deep in a wall then put 2 blocks in front woila u in your sadamm bunker that is inpregnable...game is def worth a try highly suggest u try cracked first i bought and am not happy with 21$ sale for i bought it to play online in a survival mode but like he said all servers i managed to find had just no monsters and buildings always freebuild or admin spawning diamonds
TRY A cracked 1 player version of beta survival then i suggest waiting until it released and reviewed to buy it or buy it now if u and a friend want to play... oh and if u got a girlfriend who likes games even a bit this is a game for her and you to play together you will bond allot and the stuff you build together will teach you allot about each other...she will be happy gaming with you with this one... but if u solo wait for there to be real servers or a lan option... bought it several hours later back to single player which was free...why cause i couldnt find a server where it was the survival game and if i actually found one full monsters night and caves... then it had a city of gold and admins playing god ...(boring)no mining no crafting
and comment 58 saying game for intellectual people and fps for airhead fatties... well actually fps require whats called hand eye coordiantion and reflex something i doubt your cock shaped buildings in the sky took to make..like this game love fps ...could love this game if the finished product has me choosing servers and starting with others from scratch hooray...idea for finish...servers when u make your guy u get a server u play on it until u leave to a new one when u leave u take all u want on your character or a bank even something...12man servers to 40 on 40 pvp 2 starting points across
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Anonymous2011-02-18 2:33
son of a bitch use some paragraphs i aint reading that shit
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Bob The Epic Dude2011-02-21 19:03
Okay, Minecraft sucks. The Graphics fail and only kids play it. And if you try to prove me wrong and say that kids are not the only people who play it, you may be referring to yourself or your friends.
If you are referring to yourself or one of your friends then you must have no life. Why? Well because why would a grown man or teenager play a game where people build things with what seemingly looks like ugly Lego.
I do understand however,why SOME people may like it. They use it to build objects and monuments for their artistic creativity. But there are plenty of far better things for those uses.
>>75 Ah, you try to compare Minecraft to Blockland and say that it doesn't deserve the awards it deserves? Let's summarize everything you just said.
Bullshit.
You see, Blockland doesn't have infinite levels with trees, caves, mobs of all sorts, or tons of different items and placeable blocks. Also; when was the last time Blockland was updated? Because Minecraft is updated once every 2 weeks or so, with MAJOR MAJOR updates occuring about once every few months.
This, of course, from a default, non-modded perspective.
I'm sure you could create mobs and large (but not infinite) maps in Blockland. That would require modding, though.
Now it's Minecraft's turn. If you've ever bothered to visit the forums (www.minecraftforum.net) you would see an incredible modding community within it. Custom mobs, custom blocks, custom items, even custom map generators.
Now, if you want to be exact and compare ONLY the 'official' content of both games, I personally prefer Minecraft, and I PERSONALLY consider your opinion BUlLSHIT. Then again, you probably consider my opinion BULLSHIT (such a friendly world we live in)
Go ahead, y'alll-troll on. That's all this thread is. Just a bunch of angry trolls (or are you guys garden gnomes? I have a hard time telling the difference)
Minecraft is a great game to waste your life away and turn yourself into a bubbling puddle of greasy lard. The only thing worse than Minecraft is painting cardboard boxes and making gigantic 3d pixel models of everyday objects.
I see a gameplay video of this and i think WHAT THE FUCK IS A BABY OF 1 WEEK MAKING A GAME????!!!! so i played the game and wtf?! FUCK IT and dude i did god mode AND BOOM DUDE 1 HIT KILL in 1 second FUCK IT! this game is only played be another baby! 0 to 3 years! FUCK THE ONE WHO MAKED THIS! FUCK THE GUYS WHO MAKED THIS FUCK THE ONE WHO LIKES THIS FUCK THE FANS OF THIS FUCK ALL THE PEOPLE OF IT COME ON PEOPLE LETS WIN AGAINST THEM!
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Anonymous2011-03-20 19:50
so, how can i attack an minecraft multiplayer server? i get banned on "mineiros.cz.cc" and i want to take it off :)
thx
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Anonymous2011-03-20 22:44
if you play it while high it's not that bad
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Tim2011-03-21 10:32
Ok 10 reasons MineCraft is not allowed for "12s" (trolls on this blog) I will call these people 'subjects' from now on.
1) It requires PC (As it is known, "12s" and other retards care only about gaming and prefer Xbox PS3 and other crap, simply because they don't know that computer was created for work, not for hyperfuck games)
2) It doesn't require super PC (If a subject has a PC (For trolling and masturbating) it must be super cool, so subject can write on every forum how assfucking cool he is, also writing what hyperfuck games he can play on it, but subject can not cover his microscopic balls with MineCraft because it can be ran on a normal computer)
3) It requires Brain (The biggest problem for subjects is that when they try to play games like MineCraft they always get an error '404 Brain.dll not found. Please go fuck yourself or send a message on isuckcock.org)
4) It requires Imagination (Well, I am not quite sure if these people even know what does that word mean...)
5)MineCraft original textures are 16X16 (As I said subjects believe that to show how infuckibly awesome they are they must have super cool device which allows them to play games with real life graphics (It is a fact that some subjects jerk off on computer games with super graphics) also subjects doesn't know there are HD texture packs and that you can edit textures yourself by using PhotoShop, which of course wouldn't help because of lack of imagination and PC (read Reasons 1 and 4)
6)Gameplay that you can choose yourself (Subjects can not play games which doesn't have a simple goal, because of an error they get each time they try to find Brain.dll(read Reason 3) also free choice can completely crash subject's system and cause them to spontaneously explode)
7)MineCraft has almost unlimited worlds and random map generators (Memory folder requires Brain.dll, so each time they see something the system creates a little folder called Fag/Retard/LittleDick/Roaming/Memory, but this folder can contain only 2 files due to missing of Brain.dll (read Reason 3)
8)?????
9) Profit
10) Trolololololololololo
P.S. LOLing my ass off, while reading other comments
I recommend to stop feeding trolls people and continue doing things you like (Like playing awesome MineCraft!)
To Trolls:
If you want to say I am retarded 12 year old myself, I am sorry to disappoint you I am 16 and not retard (I hope)
If you want to call me a fag or gay, I am sorry to disappoint you again I like ladies and can not become your boyfriend. Please visit some gay sites if you feel yourself lonely.
If you want to say that I misspelled this and that words and I should go to school, You have understood what I was trying to say so stop being Grammar Nazi.
If you want to insult me in any other way, I am wearing pants that protect me from trolls
PPS
MINECRAFT FOR DA WIN
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Anonymous2011-03-21 14:38
I liked it better when it was called Dwarf Fortress and was actually good.
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Niggersfail2011-03-21 19:26
Hello my name is 100
And im a 100x better than all you faggots
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Anonymous2011-03-21 19:30
Hello my name is 101, I'm 101x better than that cocksucking faggot 100
Minecraft is an overrated piece of shit. Awful graphics, limited gameplay and overpriced by a mile. Notch got lucky with Minecraft. So many other awesome indie games could have been massive but they didnt get the break Minecraft did. Notch is a greedy swedish basterd and he doesn't deserve the fame and respect he has.
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Anonymous Chicken2011-03-22 20:47
Why the fuck would you pay $15? Stupid Niggers and their chicken.
Notch is a dirty motherfucking son of a mother hwo fucking his...... mother!
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Cody2011-04-03 2:57
I love minecraft.
It's just like playing with legos.
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Anonymous2011-04-05 11:19
>>13 Because when you die it actually means shit, just like in the old days before gaming became a kids marketing campaign.
When the fuck was this?
Video games only started not have a million lives and being marketed toward children like 10 years ago.
Are you retarded?
I played platformers growing up, and I remember barely being penalized for doing a bunch of stupid shit on purpose.
It's just that everything you need to do was way harder.
Games are bad now because they started being marketed towards adults, and adults that didn't play video games when they were kids, and even some that did, can't play for shit.
So regenerating health, and everything being about the graphics is now the thing. Because adults have jobs and can't possibly play for more than half an hour a week, so they make it easy as shit and remind you constantly what you're doing.
Don't fucking retcon everything because you want things to be marketed towards yourself.
ARE YOU ALL OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MINDS!!?? This game is awful in terms of graphics, price, mods, weapons, etc. First off, if you`re going to build with blocks, go get legos and play like a three year old. Second of all, the price is rediculous for playing with bricks. Third of all, minecraft needs to make getting mods easilier than already. Finally about guns....... there are none which I find disgusting. Here`s what I say, if you wanna buy a great game, buy Garry`s Mod. The best game I have ever played in my life for three years now and that will probably never change.
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FuckThisShit2011-04-06 20:13
Minecraft is the biggest waste of your money. The graphics SUCK DICK. Who the fuck would play a Roblox clone that requires a better computer? Go play Black Ops, that game has HARD fucking graphics. Kicks Crysis 2's ass too. THAT game looks like even more shit than Miencraft. All these games these days try to copy each other, only CoD is original.
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FuckThisShit2011-04-06 20:13
Minecraft is the biggest waste of your money. The graphics SUCK DICK. Who the fuck would play a Roblox clone that requires a better computer? Go play Black Ops, that game has HARD fucking graphics. Kicks Crysis 2's ass too. THAT game looks like even more shit than Miencraft. All these games these days try to copy each other, only CoD is original.
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Tim2011-04-08 14:44
>110
why do I have strange feeling that ur age equals to two last numbers of my comment...
>110
I guess you just get a massive hardon from high graphics. The game could stab you every few seconds but if the graphics are good then it must be a okay right fag?
Dear fuckthisshit I formally disagree wit ur coment sir,
"Minecraft is the biggest waste of your money. The graphics SUCK DICK. Who the fuck would play a Roblox clone that requires a better computer? Go play Black Ops, that game has HARD fucking graphics. Kicks Crysis 2's ass too. THAT game looks like even more shit than Miencraft. All these games these days try to copy each other, only CoD is original."
COD IS NOT ORGININAL THE MOST ORIGINAL SUPER POPULAR ONLINE FPS IS COUNTER STRIKE, LIKE THE ORIGINAL ONE, FROM WAY BACK. MANY THINGS IN COD COME FROM CS. CORRECT ME IF I'M Wrong but your probably some shit 12 yr old living a sheltered white life trying to act COOL on the internet.
New cs coming out soon, same guy making it.
CAlled Tactical intervention
You are all idiots. This game is good, not my fault it doesn't suit you graphic whores and because you didn't install Brain (best application) Best of all is, that you can't install it now either! So have fun, while playing Black Ops and other CoD same graphics-same gameplay but with new mode and shinier graphics games. Oh, and by the way, Minecraft needs Imagination (another great application but you can't install it either, sad :( )
>119
Thanks for supporting me.
Their parents actually tried to install Brain and Imagination on their kids, but... Kids deleted them and installed CoD...
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Anonymous2011-04-19 20:48
I love this game because I can build houses and pick flowers and build rainbows and make huge computers using redstone, and all of you who don't think that that's cool can suck my dick.
Notch should get rid of all the stupid monsters though, because why would you put those in a sandbox game.
He should also give all the people infinite blocks from the start. It's not cheating in a sandbox game.
What I usually do is that I sit in my dads lap and let him slowly sink into my anus while I play, and the feeling is over 9000. You should try it, but be sure to use lube.
Also, before you say that I'm twelve, I have to say that I'm at the adult age of 16, and my dad says that one day he'll let me out of the house because I'm so well behaved and not as retarded as I may look.
Minecraft is so cool.
I'm also a furry, because furries are cool too.
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Anonymous2011-04-20 4:53
Minecraft looks good but I'm not playing it until it gets released on a device actually suited for games (Wii). Who the hell wants to play video games on a computor that crashes every 10 minutes?
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Anonymous2011-04-20 20:26
MINECRAFT:
Oh, here comes the night, and you are now getting gangraped by monsters.
PLAYER 1 - NON-FAGGOT GAME-PLAYER:
Oh, so that's how it's gonna be, huh? Well, I see I'm gonna have to build a bamboo fortress and set traps to survive.
PLAYER 2 - FAGGOT RETARD:
Why are there monsters in my sandbox game? Ah, there's the setting to turn them off.
MINECRAFT:
Okay, so you've built youself a home, and you are safe from the monsters. Time for cake, chocolate, and doughnuts with sprinkles, before we get to craft homosexual rainbows.
PLAYER 1 - NON-FAGGOT GAME-PLAYER:
Yeah, I BEAT those motherfuckers!
...
Wait, what???
...
FUCK this piece of shit.
PLAYER 2 - FAGGOT RETARD:
Yaaay! Doughnuts and fagginess and redstone! I'll live in this world forever and ever and I'm so awesome and cool!
Allegorically, this is what kind of a game Minecraft is:
MINECRAFT:
HI, you man there! I am manly game and I do manly stuff. Come with me, manly man, and we'll do manly stuff in my manly basement. Bring an angry bear, a sword, and four blondes.
PLAYER:
You look like a manly game worthy of my manly time. I will do as you say, for it is obvious that we are going to have a manly time wrestling bears, flexing with swords and having manly sex with women.
MINECRAFT:
That'll be $100.
PLAYER:
Sure thing, you manly game!
...
So here I am in the basement, but why is everything pink?
MINECRAFT:
Well, HELLO there, sailor! You look a little lost. Don't let the dress fool you: I'm equipped where it counts, and I've been all alone, yearning for a man to make me feel like the woman I feel like I am inside. Come ride the rainbow with me and my furry friends.
PLAYER:
GUUAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!!
Minecraft basically scams you off your money by promising you a challenge, and all it does in the end is to lure you down into its basement in order to attempt to convert you into a homosexual.
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To Tim2011-04-21 16:14
Your pants wont protect you from me trolling your ass.
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Tim2011-04-27 7:05
Depending what troll you are
There are two types of trolls
Bad one: Kids who hate the whole world and think they are most important shit in the universe, telling people what to do (they think people would automatically become their slaves)
And a good one: normal people that can be found on memebase, posting creative pranks and jokes, cleaning Internet from bad trolls.
If you are a good troll (as i am sometimes) so go on I would appreciate your trolling!
But if you are a bad one..well...one word....The Game.
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Anonymous2011-04-28 16:46
>>128
Keep telling yourself that. I hope all of you faggots play Minecraft until you all die of faggotry, and DON'T fucking switch game once a manly version of it comes along.
>>131
"Let's post my boss's/ex's email on 4chan while telling these loser nerds that Minecraft sucks, so it'll get spammed to hell by raging nerds. They'll never even get that it's not really my e-mail, because they're all playing Minecraft so they're all retards. I'm such an awesome troll."
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Anonymous2011-05-01 1:26
Minecraft is for kids who don't know shit about Autodesk 3Ds Max 2010 or even Source SDK. I'm no troll, but being creative with squares is like making legos. I'm building models of the Empire State Building perfectly in 3D while you can build your square dirt houses. Have fun in your basements and paid mods.
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Anonymous2011-05-02 1:27
>>133
Would I be ambushed by monsters WHILE building my world, I'd be happy. Minecraft used to be about survival, not about building faggy worlds and having to put up with faggots and furries.
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Anonymous2011-05-02 15:03
STOP LIKING WHAT I LIKE.
If there were no insults in there maybe you wouldn't come off as a faggot.
Sure, 40-50% of the minecraft fanbase (just look at the official forums) are fucking retarded, but this thread isn't going to go anywhere, you may as well have posted an off topic post.
Go spew insults elsewhere.
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Anonymous2011-05-02 15:31
I'm not really a fan of Minecraft. When I first played it I played a version where you had unlimited building blocks which was fun so you could make whatever you wanted. Some time later I played another version and you had to mine and create every single fucking block which sucked balls to be honest. Took ages and without a real purpose. And boring.
Wow, everyone hating on Minecraft has no imagination..
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Minecraft rules2011-05-07 19:33
If you hate on minecraft, your a retard, if you like minecraft,you are awesome, I LOVE MINECRAFT and those who hate it suck penis
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Eviscerator112011-05-07 19:37
Tim is right, he probably wont read this, but minecraft rules, oh yeah, me and Darkeye22 are starting up a podcast about minecraft called Advencast. F*** all who hate minecraft.
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titties2011-05-07 19:38
TITTIES!!!
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Anonymous2011-05-07 21:51
suck my dick minecraft haters, o wait, its to big to suck!
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Anonymous2011-05-07 21:55
Eviscerator11 is right, its a good podcast and minecraft DOES rock
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Anonymous2011-05-08 5:18
Game is OK but I refuse to give money to fatass notch so I pirate it.
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Da man2011-05-08 11:03
Notch isn't fat, hes fluffy! suck my big ass dick haters of minecraft! FUCK YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Outraged2011-05-08 11:06
FATASS!!! REALLY!?!?! YOU SUCK DICK!!!!
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Outraged2011-05-08 11:07
im mad at Anonymous, not notch :D
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Eviscerator112011-05-08 11:16
Ok,im trying to be nice here, graphics arent everything, Anonymous, I hated in minecraft because of its graphics until I played it, im addicted now, the moral of the story, dont knock it until you try it. PEACE OUT
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Da man2011-05-08 11:22
minecraft is better than your children, number 39, your children are cock-sucking, crack piping, motherless lowlifes, who will give blow-jobs for a chance to get back on their feet or for money, that's right, motherfucker, OH YES I DID. Go home and cry to you mommy, stupid little bitch!
>141
Thank you for supporting me, my friend! I am going to check out your Advencast. I don't have YouTube channel though, so don't wait for any comments from me. Thanks once again.
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Anonymous2011-05-12 23:38
Fuck Minecraft. I've never encountered so much furfaggotry as when I went to the Minecraft forums. Furries all over the place, jerking eachother off on a daily basis.
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Tim2011-05-13 2:39
>157
Dude if hate furries and think they all sit on Minecraft forums you are wrong. Go on ANY forum and there will be like a 100 of them. I don't like them either but they don't bother me. Maybe you just typed furries in the search bar on the MineCraft forum?
By the way do you really think that there are no furries playing CoD or any other game than MineCraft? That's a really stupid reason for hating the GAME.
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Anonymous2011-05-13 7:47
>>158
If Minecraft was a proper non-fag game, it wouldn't attract fags and furs. If you were unable to cheat, unable to dye shit, unable to bake cakes and cookies, and the game was just about proper survival, you wouldn't have complete retards playing it.
Tim, if you cant get on, type in Intro to Advencast
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Tim2011-05-14 9:01
>159
You can do all that in real life. So then it means that life sucks and it attracts furries and fags. You should totally kill yourself or people would start calling you a fag.
Hi guys we made great forums for minecraft but we're missing alot of people ! Please bother to check out / register and post on our forums, because u guys are the ones that can kick this thing started ! Thanks to everyone who bothered!
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dan2011-05-21 3:58
first off, when you die, your shit is where you died at, unless your dumb ass fell in lava.
second, if you dont like it-dont play it.
its not just for kids
it is like legos
but with a map 8 times the size of earth, and hordes of zombies trying to eat you every night, and shit that blows up your base unless you make a good one-id say its a good game.
you dont get guns, but you get a bow and arrows and swords and armor.
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Tommy Wiseau2011-05-27 9:16
The demons from out of space? Pancakes? Oh the horror!?!?!?
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Anonymous2011-05-27 17:04
I love how Notch even nerfed forest fires in the latest update. I'm afraid to let a furfag Minecraft player out into the wild. He might start a forest fire and go "Oh relax - it'll only spread 15 blocks, very slowly.".
I remember watching SeaNanners' and X's Let's Plays of Minecraft thinking "NO WAY is this game going to be completely overrun with hundreds of thousands of underage immature furfags who poo their daipers every day! NO WAY!".
I just want to strangle the motherfuckers.
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Anonymous2011-05-28 12:46
Honestly I like minecraft. Its original
its fun and you can do ANYTHING in it. To the haters graphics don't matter its the gameplay that counts.To the lovers stop hattin on the haters let them say their honest opinion. Also stop spammin
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Anonymous2011-05-29 15:57
>>169
Yes, because we're ALL hating on the graphics.
Good luck avoiding your Minecraft community permaban once they find out you're not an actual furry or 12 years old, and if you are one of those, enjoy Minecraft.
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Ethan2011-05-29 22:54
Really just really you fags all play cod halo those are good game but come on you hate on mine craft cause you die on the first night cause you get raped by a zombie or you cant play at all cause you dig in to the ground and end up dieing you dumb fucks and it looks good and im fucking 12 shit heads what you going to do theres more kids playing on every game then adult so suck dick and if you cant like it then why did you search this game if you hate it are you a troll cause i brought my fucking troll spray
Sign Ethan
And i support Tim :D
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Anonymous2011-05-30 14:24
srsly has any of you haters play minecraft as in beta not classic or watch any of the countless videos on youtube?
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Anon2011-05-30 15:17
Ethan sounds a little butthurt. Huff too much Troll Spray before you went on your latest fps meltdown?
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minecraft player2011-05-30 16:28
this thread is just a huge flamewar good thing i brought sun screen
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Anonymous2011-05-31 12:17
>>171
Ethan, possessing the leet skills to not dig straight down.
>>172
Possessing the reputation to have actually played Minecraft, with his hands.
These are the superheroes that our own offspring will have to face tomorrow.
I wonder if there's any koreans who play Minecraft, because I just can't imagine it. Yes, that's me being a racist prick.
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Anonymous2011-05-31 19:32
LPs on YouTube reveals that all Minecraft players are increasingly little boys:
This is sick. This is what happens when we outlaw pedophilia: Instead we get lots of children running rampant in our fanbases, posting suggestions to developers, ultimately destroying our games. Punch your concerned moms TODAY!
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SuperFratBoyExtreme2011-05-31 19:45
What's Minecraft but a whole bunch of scrapheap graphics from the Atari Jaguar?
And the fact that you even MENTION it puts a curse on everything that moves and breathes. If I were all of you fantards I'd shit myself for being so retarded.
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Anonymous2011-05-31 20:30
>>177
It's not the graphics. It's the mechanics and the players. Minecraft started out as a decent game at first because it had a challenge, but along came fifty thousand children and carried off Notch into fagland. They whined and whined about how they couldn't survive with torches and cookies and peaceful mode and all the colors of the rainbow. For 1 decent human being there are 100 retards in this world. Guess who wins?
Then Curse came along - the team that now runs Minecrafts "unofficial" forums - and Notch gave the mods there orders to ban anyone who was over the age of 21 and wasn't a furfag. He sold out the userbase to furries and children.
Graphics can be fixed with texture packs. The game can not. Even if Notch would fix it, the old players won't be coming back for a second humiliation.
Well that makes sense. The fact that children now rule the world of Minecraft... that's essentially a politically correct move without all the political correctness involved.
As for SuperFrat here, I think he's asleep now from binge drinking. I went to his frathouse for some drinks once and while everyone else was mad drunk and I only buzzed a little he talks about how he had some hack rig his computer so that he could essentially track down anyone who owes him money for his Halo record. And he played Minecraft a few years ago but now he thinks his "homies" should form a hate party and kill anyone who mentions Minecraft on the internet.
He's totally not serious though and despite being a lazy slob who smells has real psychotic issues even in real life.
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Tim2011-06-01 4:41
>176
Watch some BlueXephos, ipodmail, coestar... or just stop searching for "little kids play Minecraft"
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Anonymous2011-06-01 5:20
>>180
I just searched YouTube for the most recent LPs of Minecraft and picked the ones that just started (to weed out those who have LPd for a long time). You can easily do the same. I estimate that 95% are under 18, and that 70% are over 15. Surveys on the Minecraft forums also reveal that the average Minecraft player is now indeed 13 years old. The days when
STOP DISTRACTING ME WITH YOUR PUSSY - I'LL BE RIGHT THERE ONCE I'VE STOPPED WRITING THIS, OKAY?!
As I was saying: The days when the mature, cool boys played Minecraft, is long gone.
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Anonymous2011-06-01 5:35
over 15 = under 15
(It's hard to type when you're distracted by girls spreading for you.)
1. Design a childrens game.
2. Design it to be ambiguous.
3. Trick adult people into LPing it to promote it as a mature game.
4. Get famous across the world and get lots of mature fans.
5. Remove everything remotely mature, and introduce childish shit.
6. Never reveal that it's a childrens game. Just tell your mods to start banning adult and non-gay people in your forums.
>>180
I just searched YouTube for the most recent LPs of Minecraft and picked the ones that just started (to weed out those who have LPd for a long time). You can easily do the same. I estimate that 95% are under 18, and that 70% are under 15. Surveys on the Minecraft forums also reveal that the average Minecraft player is now indeed 13 years old. The days when
STOP DISTRACTING ME WITH YOUR PUSSY - I'LL BE RIGHT THERE ONCE I'VE STOPPED WRITING THIS, OKAY?!
As I was saying: The days when the mature, cool boys played Minecraft, is long gone.
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SuperFratBoyExtreme2011-06-03 15:46
Stop whining already, all you fuckheads. Minecraft was bound to be the kind of game you hated. You better get your HK-47's ready and storm the place where it was originally programed.
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Tim2011-06-04 7:13
>>180
Oh now I get it! So you are writing a comment while there is a girl ready for a sex and you (to prove that you are so cool) write what you say to her? Right...
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Anonymous2011-06-04 17:17
>>194
Sometimes it's kind of a bother: Girls see me, they get wet and horny, and all of a sudden they start moaning for my attention, and they get cranky if I disappoint them, even if I'm busy with other stuff. Frustrating.
You think you're so hot huh? We'll you just happen to be the leader of a puny troll horde the size of my foot. Attempting to hack it off with your puny troll axes won't solve a thing cause you'll be dead before trying.
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Tim2011-06-05 16:06
>>194
Are they zombies? Because description is totally same:
1. When zombie sees you it's getting wet (saliva starts dropping from its mouth on their bodies)
2. Zombie might have horns if it has mutated.
3. Zombies moan.
4. They do get cranky if your flesh disappoints their taste.
I suggest you run from that damn place before you get eaten!
>>199
Maybe he time travelled back to September 11th last year and got it back then, and then travelled back to the future again, using some kind of Tardis. Then he travelled back to September 11th and back in the 1950s and griefed two precious, precious buildings into the ground, so that americans all over the world, to this day, would cry like emo faggots. Just a theory.
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Anonymous2011-06-06 6:52
and = way
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Anonymous2011-06-06 18:10
Minecraft is just way too boring. The game is too silly and the graphics are so bad that I can't even find words for it. Your character is pretty much a pile of shit.
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Anonymous2011-06-09 18:19
Mine craft is bull shit the graphics suck and it wont even run on my computer! >:( IT SUCKS
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Anonymous2011-06-09 21:24
>>203 >>204
The GRAPHICS suck?
I wouldn't play ANY game so targeted on children and furries that its community bans players for not being is this target demographic, no matter HOW great graphics it had.
They're not even being open about it either: They give out secret "warnings" to users who does things like reporting spam from users who happens to be confirmed furries, or saying anything even remotely negative about anything that a confirmed furry says, and once you have three of them, you suddenly get permabanned for no other reason than "three warnings", and they block your email so you can't appeal. It's AnonTalk for furries.
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Anonymous2011-06-09 21:58
There was this guy who got called a RAPIST for not being a furry in the official fur chat thread, and they banned him for talking back to them. The mod actually explained himself on that one: "There is no doubt in my mind that he's a rapist." and then he starts to make shit up and misquoting him. Notch approved Curses fine work shortly afterward. I'm not sure what Notch has against non-furries and adults, but I'm not sure what he's doing with a human woman girlfriend.
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Anonymous2011-06-10 6:26
>>206
What makes that especially funny was that the banned user was a girl, as you could tell by her user name being Majken, but the op didn't know that, and kept insisting that she raped people (on the forums, I assume). Notch could have made a decent game, but I guess the sudden cashflow just drove him insane.
terria so much better mine craft guy sold out wat a jew
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Anonymous2011-06-11 17:55
Remember when you thought that people SeaNanners age would be the ones who ended up playing Minecraft?
Well, this is what a typical minecraft player has come to look like: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKSn4EAgbB8
I bought this game thinking I would enjoy the company of mature players. I was banned from the community in typical fashion: I discussed something with a furry, and the furry lost, and ratted me out as a non-fur to the mods, who stared moving my threads to different subforums and then flagging them for being off topic.
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Anonymous2011-06-11 20:13
I heard the other Minecraft forum got torn apart by inner conflicts. Call me stubborn, but are there some Minecraft forum alternatives for adult people who aren't furries or children, and where the mods aren't complete jackasses?
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Anonymous2011-06-13 11:07
Ok so I see alot of "I HATE MINECRAFT" and then someone replying "Minecraft is awsome you cock sucking bastard" I think all games are good for different people well apart from that ET game that was just sad. Anyways I think if the game is for you than its for you and if its not then its not.
I find it amusing how people will go spend money on a game without even going on youtube or somthing and finding out is this rlly a game I like?
Then its even more funny that they come on a thread and say "OMG MINECRAFT SUCKS I JUST WAISTED MY MONEY" The proper translation to that in my mine is this "I just scammed myself"
Make sure u like somthing before buying it and be ready to deal with what ever comes with it or else theres no one to blame but your self
Have a nice day everyone and rude comments are welcome they will just prove my point =D
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Anonymous2011-06-13 12:20
If u got nothing better to do than to come bitch about how bad a game is or how bad u think it is then thats just sad go outside and dig a real hole like on minecraft then you will be like "OMG MINECRAFT IS SO MUCH EASIER AND FUNNER THAN THIS" and there yeh go problemo solved
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Anonymous2011-06-13 17:45
>>215
The thing with Minecraft is that Minecraft Alpha was promoted as a serious survival game, and at the early stages maybe it even WAS a serious survival game, but a huge floodwave of furfags and faggots invaded the Minecraft community, and somewhere Notch must have figured that he would get more money if he sided with the majority.
It became kind of obvious with the update where stone coal became obsolete and cake and rainbow dyes were introduced, but
***this was never openly explained to the players or anyone***.
Instead he appointed Curse to secretly ban anyone who the furfags weren't remotely comfortable with. It's kind of like Libya going "We love everyone and never mind the deathsquads killing anyone who doesn't agree - we're 100% democratic.". In this way Notch can SUCKER anyone outside the demographic into buying the game.
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Anonymous2011-06-13 19:22
>>216
Dude, you should go and take that up with /fit/. I, for one, is just relaxing from a one hour workout, and I can tell you that if I would so much as see aspergite (redstone) at my gym, I would switch gym.
I can forgive Notch for aspergite, though, but not allowing freedom of speech to exit at his forums (because it IS his forums, even though he does his best to deny it when people bring this shit up) in favour of retards, is unforgivable. I did not play Minecraft to be bullied into faggot mindcontrol. Fuck that.
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Anonymous2011-06-13 19:23
*exist
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Ethan2011-06-14 0:38
You wanna bet how many kids are on cod halo every other shitty game theres more kids then there is adults dumbass and you know no one uses the rainbow wool stupid just because your a fucking jack ass nerd on a computer dosent give you the right to think that every one on every game is adults name a game and i bet you that theres kids on it who the fuck gave you the right to think that your all good and i dont know what the fuck furry friends are and i think you shit heads cant accept that most kids are beter then adults at alot of games when you have kids and be mature you might except that nice to know that some adults out there know that kids arent half bad and can be very good at a game but then immature faggots with there prissy partys come in and say that mine craft is gay well go fuck your self cause after your done your but is gunna hurt
There's a difference between kids occuring naturally in a game (in the case of CoD against the games rating), and a creator cultivating this fanbase by changing the concept and carrying out virtual genocide on adults.
Second of all, Minecraft players are WORSE than kids, because the later versions have made things so easy that Minecraft is now played by drooling morons who can't handle the "Easy" difficulty level of other games. Imagine what sort of people CoD would attract if the enemies came at you just waving sticks. Then the game would not even pose a challenge for kids - not normal ones.
If a game designer has any decency, he keeps true to his original vision and makes a separate game for kids. In the case of Minecraft you already had creative mode, even the ability to turn off monsters completely, and was allowed to cheat to get unlimited blocks, but when Notch made the ENTIRE game unplayable, he ruined it. Non-morons can't play Minecraft right now because there is no challenge anywhere to be found. It's a complete waste of time.
>>and you know no one uses the rainbow wool stupid
Yes, they do, and whether or not they do, there's a huge system for dying wool, made for attracting people who loves "lime", "magenta" or pink wool: Fags.
>>just because your a fucking jack ass nerd on a computer dosent give you the right to think that every one on every game is adults name a game and i bet you that theres kids on it
You derp kids came to Minecraft because you liked what you saw. You liked what you saw because Notch began tailoring Minecraft to suit derp kids, a place where they could "derp" as much as they wanted, while making sure that hardcore players who took games seriously were banned. Notch is intentionally creating a haven for you, where adults aren't allowed (unless they think they're magical animals).
>>who the fuck gave you the right to think that your all good and i dont know what the fuck furry friends are
If you check the forums, you'll see a lot of them having half-animal avatars. Those are furries - Notchs chosen race. They imagine that they're in some weird Disney movie, and many of them jerks off to this fantasy, and if you don't please them, Notch will find out where you live and fuck you with a brick.
>>and i think you shit heads cant accept that most kids are beter then adults at alot of games when you have kids and be mature you might except that nice to know that some adults out there know that kids arent half bad and can be very good at a game but then immature faggots with there prissy partys come in and say that mine craft is gay well go fuck your self cause after your done your but is gunna hurt
The smart ones (who knows punctuation) are far too smart to waste their time with Minecraft.
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Anonymous2011-06-14 15:07
Do you know what I think it is? It's less that Notch is milking his golden furry/retard calf, and more that he's suffering from George Lucas sickness:
Notch was a working class man when he started Minecraft, if even that. He was a bro who had to toil for a living, and thus life was full of effort for him.
Then he got rich, and suddenly life became all cakes and rainbows for him, I think that Notch has grown so used to this life of luxury that he can't imagine a life without it anymore.
I don't think he can relate to the original Minecraft player anymore because he can't relate to hard work or challenges of any kind anymore, kind of like how George Lucas thought life was all about politics when he did the last Star Wars movies.
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Ethan2011-06-14 20:42
And i am a hardcore gamer i dont play on easy shit i cant help that other kids make the ones who are true like adults seem like fags sorry that theres alot of trolls and to be honest with you i hate the people who do use wool and make shit so thats all i have to say so before you call all kids shit at least let some of them have a chance thank you and bye.
FUCK YOU STUPID DICK WHO DON'T KNOW WAT DERP MEANS!!!
AND YOU LEAD THE TROLL REVOLT AGAINST MY ASS IN TV AND FILM ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ethan2011-06-15 0:34
Shesh who stuck a dick up your but today?
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Anonymous2011-06-15 7:41
>>223
I'm not calling all kids retarded, but how "hardcore" can you be if you play the most retarded game ever? With charcoal torches being unlimited now, the ultimate challenge in Minecraft is to find a challenge to begin with.
well to be honest i play dead frontier more then minecraft but i like minecraft just to chill and mess around
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Tim2011-06-16 3:35
Wow, someone really hates furries and fags. Seriously stop going onto furry forums and servers. And by the way notch added pink wool for girls and pixel art.
Wow, you guys really take your opinions seriously... Just wondering, do your voices echo in your head with what you typed? Does the simple aspect of being anonymous really press your egos to the breaking point? It's a game, and a sucky one to boot. Who hasn't played a sucky game before? The entire Mario saga ring a bell? If you say it sucked, then you played it. If you played it, then you made it past the intro screen. If you made it that far into it, obviously, you were interested. So from now on (and I'll hold your hand if you're scared) just say "I was interested at first but then I found it dull." And for the love of deep fried spam CALM THE FUCK DOWN OR ILL START PUNCHING RANDOM BABIES!!
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Anonymous2011-06-16 8:30
>>231
While the gaming industry is riddled with sucky games, none of these promotes itself as a game, takes your money, turns into a fag that would be humiliating to be around, and then permabans you for not belonging to the former target audience. When I buy a game, the least I expect (not that I expect it at all) is not to be called a rapist like what happened to Knytt/Majken. That goes way beyond sucky games.
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Anonymous2011-06-16 9:08
>>222
This would explain why there's so many Minecraft retards around: They're not biological retards. They're upperclass retards who don't understand why you would have to work for a living. Is this what /newpol/ would call "jews and furries living together in perfect harmony"?
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Anonymous2011-06-16 22:28
um..
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Anonymous2011-06-18 22:04
Less than a year ago Minecraft made itself known as a brutal survival game that was designed to sweettalk you and then fuck you up. Now it's the exact opposite. An army of over 9000 faggots came and FUCKED WITH OUR GAME!
They came to Notch and said "Notch, we've got a suggestion. We've got this pink assdildo that has four settings. Why don't we slide it gently up your ass and we'll get comfortable? We would really like that.". Notch was raped before our very eyes. This was worse than DDOSing game servers. This destroyed the whole game forever.
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Anonymous2011-06-18 22:29
Imagine if this legion of faggots would have existed in the old days:
PRE-FAGGOT DOOM: "Hi, I'm Doom. I'm about a base on Mars opening rifts to hell and you gunning down undead space marines and minions of hell."
POST-FAGGOT DOOM: "Hi, I'm Doom. I'm about a base on Mars opening rifts to ICECREAM AND COOKIES AND ABOUT EATING GUMMIBEARS AND LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP AND GOD MODE AND YOU CAN SEE THROUGH WALLS!"
PRE-FAGGOT ALIEN: "Hi, I'm a movie about a black murderous alien who spurts out of peoples chests when I'm born."
POST-FAGGOT ALIEN: "Hi, I'm a movie about a pink homosexual lover who spurts into peoples asses when he's happy."
>>239
They are just a bunch of kids, why do they have to be faggots? They just created a video for their friends.
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Anonymous2011-06-20 10:14
>>242
You'll understand one day when they find a cure for your aspergers, Tim.
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Anonymous2011-06-20 11:29
How to root out the fag infection from Minecraft:
- Remove all the fag stuff. Make it explode if handled. Make Minecraft realistic and brutal again.
- Make the player able to directly set wolves on fire, and make them squeal for a long time. The furry plague will leave.
- Employ an anti-cheat system for ALL sessions. If the player so much as looks for spawners through ground, reset his world.
- Permaban every mod at the Minecraft forums, find out where they live, cut off all of their fingers so they won't be able to use keyboards for the rest of their lives, and their dicks so they won't be able to procreate. Put all of their offspring in camps for needy pedos.
- Make Knytt a mod, watch her turn Minecraft into a 4chan board. Fund it with ads from the most questionable (non-furry) porn sites.
- Make the game start up with hardcore pornography guaranteed to get it R rated.
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Anonymous2011-06-20 14:00
>>244
Put EVERYbody in the Minecraft forums in camps for needy pedos. All that's left there is children anyway. All offspring created from the intercourse shall remain within the camp as well, and make CP from those camps legal. Everybody wins.
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Eviscerator112011-06-21 5:52
-180, your lying, you stupid bitch, I bet you are one of those SuperTrollNerds, and StupidFatassExtreme, get a job and a life, because soon, you are going to be put in the REAL WORLD just like the rest of us. I win.
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SuperFratBoyExtreme2011-06-21 6:09
you know what, your right Eviscerator11, I am being a fag. I admit defeat, and I will go home and start buttfucking my cat Spunky, TOODLES!
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Tim2011-06-21 6:13
>>242
I don't think I have Asperger syndrome, as I am quite developed. And by the way if I had that syndrome, wouldn't it make me be aggressive toward other people, like those kids?
So, sir, maybe you have Asperger's syndrome and you hate other people, though you supposed to like kids, as it is time to became a father (considering you've claimed you are grown up)?
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Anonymous2011-06-21 7:49
>>246
His nonsense post aside, I love how "Eviscerator11" lives in the REAL world, where he evidently Eviscerates 11 year olds.
I actually paid money for this game. I just know that the next update will contain double rainbows. Maybe even ponies.
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Tim2011-06-21 15:34
>>249
I have looked it up when I posted my previous comment, so no need to worry, sir.
I am absolutely sure that I don't have Asperger's syndrome. But if you think different, please prove your position with some facts, which you probably can get from my comments.
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Anonymous2011-06-21 16:02
>>251
"Green is actually blue with added sparkles. I want to debate this. The wiki article backs me up."
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Eviscerator112011-06-21 16:30
249
Wow. yep. that was the WORST attempt I have ever seen to make me mad. I know, I know, you're going to say I am gay or something. Go ahead, I'm only going to laugh! Words don't hurt me, physical damage does. (You retarded jackass.)
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Anonymous2011-06-21 16:35
How the fuck do you do that double arrow thing
you know, to route you to the post
Aspergers: Often confused with AssBurgers or AssBoogers. A real disorder, except people pretend to have it on the internet.
Don't want to be called an AssBooger? STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVE IT!!!!!!
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Anonymous2011-06-21 16:51
>>253
...or maybe he's some kind of member of a group of at least eleven people who goes around eviscerating people down in some latin american or african country, in the REAL world where he lives.
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Eviscerator112011-06-21 16:53
SuperFratBoyExtreme, You said you were Buttfucking your cat, Spunky! WTF was wrong with you! Were you high!?!
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Eviscerator112011-06-21 16:56
Before you comment, Your cats NAME was spunky, I wasn't calling it spunky.
I'm proactive :P
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Eviscerator112011-06-21 17:01
Nope, I'm American. 50% Irish, 50% Norwegian. In America
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Eviscerator112011-06-21 17:12
-257
No, Eviscerator was taken, so I just put 11 in front of it, because it is my favorite number. And about the thing were That Anon says Tim has Aspergers, It's were you arent that smart and you don't really understand others emotions, and it makes you hateful. Tim listed he is developed, and he is not hateful, Tim wins again and so do I.
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Anonymous2011-06-21 17:24
>>261
Oh, I see, so you just work as the public eviscerator, and happen to love the number 11, in the REAL world, where you live.
Also, Tim doesn't understand why Minecrafts fagginess makes us rage, so yeah.
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Eviscerator112011-06-21 18:40
Again, nice comeback. Post back when your done doing Jankem.
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Anonymous2011-06-21 21:55
>>263
For there to be a comeback, you'd have to be making sense in the first place.
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Tim2011-06-22 6:28
>>252
Yes, I did use wiki to know what Aspenger's syndrome is, but I never used it for any of my other comments. And by the way, aren't other people debating about minecraft in here, don't you think. And stop being Anonymous. >>256
Ehh...What? Now I feel myself retarded, because I have no idea of what you are talking about.
I'm not surprised. First of all he's a mature person, and also the last time Nanners mentioned Minecraft in a video, he was referring to its current fans as over-obsessed Hitler trolls.
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Anonymous2011-06-22 20:56
I don't get why some griefers go for destroying basic walls. Griefing has always been about going for maximum damage with minimum effort. If you just destroy basic walls, it will take the fags the exact amount on time to rebuild it as you did when you destroyed it. Second of all, walls are your friends. They give you and your work shelter.
For optimum griefing, you go for the chests (liberating some diamond tools while you're at it), you destroy the RARE blocks, you flood stairways (preferably with lava), and if there's wooden structures, you set them on fire from within and then escape through underground tunnels. Griefing can be carried out for an even longer time if you put some intelligence and preparation into it. If you're two, and one of you acts as a lookout, and you bury yourselves into the walls if someone is coming, you're almost guaranteed not to get caught.
Also, mods will often ban players due to "too many complaints", so blame others whenever you can, in groups. Instead of beating at a wall until somebody spots you, in this way you can remove all the work from a furfag forever.
Reading all of your retarded complaints about minecraft makes me laugh.
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Anonymous2011-06-23 8:03
>>270
Speaking of retarded: There hasn't been any actual complaints since your last posts, so you didn't read the thread until now, making your posts just random spam.
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Eviscerator112011-06-23 17:31
look at 250, that's basically complianing, and my first post was 141
Interesting to know: The Minecraft Wiki is down, the downtime page showing that it's part of the furry corrupt Curse network (that runs the Minecraft forums) as well. I bet every page except Notchs blog and twitter accounts, are run by Curse, despite Mojang firmly denying any affiliation with them. How rotten can this get?
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SuperFratBoyExtreme2011-06-23 21:40
I can't lie any longer, I LIKE minecraft.
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SuperFratBoyExtreme2011-06-23 21:41
I played it a bit longer and it's AWESOME!
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Eviscerator112011-06-23 22:03
Evolution of the minecraft player;
First look; THIS GAME IS SHIT!!!
Plays a bit longer; Maybe it's not so bad...
Second day; I have built a house, whats that hissing?...
A month later; I have built a fort and all monsters will fear me!
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Anonymous2011-06-23 22:16
>>277
A day later; Let's pick out wallpaper wool for my living room!
A month later; I've built this giant switchboard computer out of redstone and it can even add two numbers together - it will just take three minutes to set it up! I'm so clever.
A week later; I feel this sudden urge to yiff. I think I'm a fox, like in that Disney movie I saw.
I'm not going to gaze any further into the faggot rectum abyss than that.
In before 61 year old war vets comes in and tell you the kind of Minecraft they had enjoyed in Vietnam when they were 21. Mankind is fucked. I'm gonna stop dating 21 year olds.
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Anonymous2011-06-23 23:39
Yeah, I remember playing Minecraft. Remember it like it was yesterday. We set down in the jungle at 0500, in the thick fog that made our clothes cling to our bodies, and started punching ourselves through the thick vegetation with our bare hands, looking out for creepers. Suddenly this giant spider swooped down on my friend and dragged him screaming back up through the leafwork, and there wasn't much we could do about it but press on, covered in his blood.
Then suddenly the jungle opened up before us, and we saw the most horrible sight. Beyond the impaled heads of former fellow soldiers, we saw a huge village of furfags, building huge faggy stuff with infinite blocks. There was cake and redstone everywhere. When we were done puking our guts out, we called in a napalm strike at the coordinates, relieved that the furfags would finally yiff in hell. Maybe we didn't win the war that day, but I'd like to think we made a difference, and that those soldiers we saw didn't die for nothing.
A few griefers are simply assholes, griefing for the hell of it.
Some griefers grief because they're pissed because they were banned by bad mods or over other petty issue with some random server.
I grief for the Revolution, and I will stop griefing Minecraft servers when the furfag rule has ended, and when the bans of me and my fellow political prisoners expires at the forum. I will stop griefing when freedom of speech and expression is brought back to the Minecraft community. I will stop griefing when Curse goes bancrupt.
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Eviscerator112011-06-24 16:48
No wait, he looks... LIKE ME!!!
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Anonymous2011-06-24 18:12
Join Deadmau5 and SeaNanners on a wonderful random griefing tour: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ROb2loBrgc
Actual griefing starts at 3:30. To quote Deadmau5 (before he destroys a No Griefing rule sign):
"Rules are meant to be broken."
Another LP legend, JX23, closed his YouTube account yesterday(?). Apparently the Minecraft community has accused him of rape as well, specifically for showing a picture of his penis to somebody 16 years old (of legal age in his country, but faggots don't care) a month ago. "Go faggots!"
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Anonymous2011-06-25 7:22
Notch once spoke out against the evils of the false rape accusations against Assange in his blog, then he hires Curse that's basically RUN on falsely accusing people they don't like of rape. Hypocrisy much?
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Anonymous2011-06-25 7:50
>>292
JX23 closing all his accounts (Twitter and so on) happened a couple of (4-5) days ago. The brittle minds kept referring to it as a "Sex Scandal", and to the dick as a "cucumber". Minecraft has become the new Habbo.
About why the Minecraft community is down right now:
(If anyone did this deliberately, good job!)
"Curse Network Downtime Explanation
Posted Jun 24, 2011 by Nate430
Filed in Other
As many of you know, the Curse family of sites was hit with an outage over the past 48 hours. We are extremely sorry for the downtime and have been working tirelessly to get everything back online and running smoothly.
What Happened?
An important piece of hardware and its backup system failed causing all of our websites to go offline.
Around 7:30 AM PST on Wednesday, June 22nd one of the storage array network (SAN) controller nodes in our Atlanta datacenter failed, causing all the sites on the Curse network to go offline. This is a highly redundant system with a backup controller which should have taken over automatically. However, it did not, despite reporting as healthy. After replacing the failed controller, it booted, and began copying its configuration from its peer server. Unfortunately, as soon as the configuration was copied, the secondary controller also died.
After replacing the 2nd failed controller we began powering the servers that relied on the SAN for their data - all of the database servers and the network-attached storage (NAS) file server storing media, static content, and most web files. When the NAS server booted and reconnected to its volume on the SAN, it began to run a checkdisk command to make sure there were no errors on the drive. This proved to be a drawn out process, and was the primary reason for the length of the downtime.
In addition, we had yet another roadblock with our Linux servers. Both of the new controller nodes for the SAN had a newer firmware version, preventing these databases from reading their storage. The vendor acknowledged this as a known issue, and recommended a firmware upgrade to fix it. In order to ensure our data integrity, we are conducting a full backup of this storage before implementing the firmware upgrade. Once complete, this will bring the Linux based databases online.
After the fix is applied, we will be able to restore the database to its pre-crash state and restore full functionality to all of our sites.
Your Personal Information
We can reassure you that at no time during the hardware failure was any of your personal information compromised. We take the sacred trust you put in us with your information VERY seriously.
Status
We are currently working hard to get all of our sites restored and functioning normally. We hope to have everything up and working again by tomorrow.
Thank You
We realize that you depend on Curse for the information and add-ons that enhance your gameplay experience. As a way of thanking you for your patience and loyalty through this downtime we are giving premium access to the Curse Client to all users starting on July 1st and running through July 5th. We will also be announcing something special for existing premium users shortly. In addition, all guilds on Wowstead.com will receive free premium access - stay tuned on WowStead for more information.
Once again, we sincerely apologize for the downtime and hope you'll continue to enjoy all the great services Curse has to offer.
That's funny: A couple of days ago there was a knytt story mod released that was about breaking into a datacenter in Atlanta to destroy some server machines. I wonder if they're related.
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Anonymous2011-06-25 20:01
That's funny: A couple of days ago there was a knytt story mod released that was about breaking into a datacenter in Atlanta to destroy some server machines. I wonder if they're related.
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Anonymous2011-06-27 12:26
What's the next natural step after the furs and fags invaded your game, persuaded its creator to turn it into shit, and bought off all the community moderators to make them conspire against non-furs?
Why a bunch of furs and fags illegally WIRETAPPING your game, of course: http://www.minecraftforum.net/news/104-plugins-big-brother/
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Anonymous2011-06-27 12:33
Also, I should say something about Sparta here, but I never saw that movie.
The fagginess aside, I personally don't get Minecraft in the same way that I don't get people building elaborate sandcastles at the beach:
You spend hours building something, and a new update comes along, and all of a sudden the world that has been generated that far becomes obsolete because it lacks the new resources, so you have to start over again on a new world every other month. What's the point of building something that doesn't even last?
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Anonymous2011-07-01 14:21
Update 1.7 was released yesterday, and I find it interesting how much fag stuff Notch can manage to cram into Minecraft. Apparently now survival in the Minecraft wilderness includes pushing blocks with piston machines (running on fairy redstone magic, of course). Not to crush enemies, no that would actually be practical and useful and result in terrifying blood - they just move something a short distance when the redstone tells it to.
It's actually pretty hilarious, because what you could see coming a mile away (and the reason for me protesting this idea when I was still not banned at the forums) is an attempt to create a telescope arm where a piston moves another piston and so on, or pistons moving blocks with redstone on them, something Mojang completely missed, resulting in maps crashing left and right.
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Eviscerator112011-07-01 20:14
>>304
If you use a sticky piston, you can use a block attached to that piston to suffocate something. So you could use it as a trap still.
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Eviscerator112011-07-01 20:15
>>304
But I am mad I cant use a piston for a cannon.
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Anonymous2011-07-01 21:57
>>305
That is not how reality works. First Notch took away the dangers of starting uncontrolled fires, and then he takes away the dangers of large rocks. He WANTS to handicap these kids of life.
>>306
Don't worry: Nag Notch about it enough and he'll add piston cannons in a future update. The Minecraft forums will think it's a marvelous idea. I KNEW you weren't 21.
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Anonymous2011-07-01 22:41
I STILL can't get over the fact that one of the Minecraft forum mods (that supposedly all have some kind of protective roles next to the other not-so-brave-and-able regular Minecraft players) got so scared of a GIRL that they thought she went around RAPING other Minecraft players in the forum, and had to permaban her from it in order to protect these players.
I wonder if they did the same to Minecraft Chick, but again, she's a FAGGY girl in a pink wig, and therefor perhaps not quite as scary.
I had no idea that faggots were this afraid of girls. Maybe that's why they only keep to other boys, I dunno.
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Anonymous2011-07-02 0:57
>>308
I've always wondered about MinecraftChicks pink wig and if her dorkiness is all a show. Now I know: She's actually playing a FAG girl to not get banned. MinecraftChick is a girl tailored to not make these helpless Minecraft faggots think she would rape them mentally.
It boggles the mind. What sort of sewers did these players crawl out from? They sure as hell wasn't born from female vaginas, or they would have died from fright at birth. If you have lots of gay sex and feel constipated one day, you might just be pregnant. There might just be a Minecraft player hiding up in your ass, afraid to face the world, digging around for redstone.
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AnonymousTroll2011-07-02 10:22
BUHBEHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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Anonymous2011-07-02 13:21
>>308
This was far from the only case where the Curse mods have banned users for made-up reasons (other than blantant furfag tyranny) in the Minecraft forums, but that's probably the most bizarre one.
The corrupt forum is ONE failure, but that Notch is the fans bitch is a more serious one. It speaks loads that nobody of the LPers who were around in the old days, is still around today (unless it's for griefing purposes). They've all said their politely forumlated "Fuck you"s and left the game to its own demise. Now all we get is 12 year old Jimmy drooling over magical fairy dust, not just because of Curse, but because of Notch catering to these people.
mincraft sucks because ..........................................error dececting resoon why minecraft sucks.
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Anonymous2011-07-04 22:23
I loved to see the Minecraft players torn up over that jx23 business:
"Well, on ONE hand I'm a fag who screams rape from the mere thought of weewee, but on the other hand he WAS a Minecraft player... It's like a paradox, really."
Yeah, like Minecraft community would even hope to be ever better than the Doom community. Minecraft would never be the Doom franchise that spur forth a massive size of a open-source community.
There is no Minecraft language support for custom scripts. The only thing I see as the best Minecraft got to offer is to pass as a three-dimensional Lemmings rogue-like without open access to the source code. I heard some people say that there are a lot of survival elements in the gameplay. If you want survival, try the Dwarf Fortress rogue-like in Adventurer Mode; there are of survival elements such as hunger, thirst, wounds, exhaustion, weather, and etc. If you want imagination, you should have no problem with MUD games (lost souls or medievia). The graphics are the pixels, but it is not detailed enough to match jrpg pixel graphics. The Death Illustrated FPS have hand-drawn illustrations for graphics and they are good enought to surpass the Minecraft graphics.
I am asking a lot out of this post and I expect some strong arguments for why Minecraft should be the best game ever or of all time. Face the truth, Minecraft aint one of the best (free or commerical). Thou shalt not buy the Minecraft game for saving face from have one's arse handed to thee.
>>319
That makes me so mad that I'm blowing chunks everywhere. If I burn my house down with my computer still left on 4chan/games/, will the fire take you with it?
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Anonymous2011-07-08 20:17
All I heard now when I watched some new LPs was "Oh, I seem to have left it on Peaceful.". Here's the thing about Peaceful Mode: For it to BE on Peaceful Mode, you would have at some point SET it to Peaceful Mode. It's like saying "Oh, I forgot this male DICK up my ass. I forgot to finish me having gay sex before starting my LP. How embarrassing.".
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Anonymous2011-07-08 20:56
>>317
"The first debate is whether to allow your 15-year-old to play it, given that it is 18-rated. In fact, I'm always surprised that publisher Activision doesn't push harder to achieve a lower-age certificate for it."
- Steve Boxer about Call of Duty, The Guardian
First the motherfuckers took our anime.
Then the motherfuckers took our 4chan.
Now the motherfuckers are taking our games.
Where are all these children coming from?
I'll tell you where from:
From vaginas. Womens vaginas.
We need to ban vaginas, gentlemen.
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Anonymous2011-07-09 2:31
Another Minecraft LPer, Dakin1231: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlKlGcyO5Uo
I dunno, guys. He looks 21 to me.
I totally see him employed as a manly lumberjack when he's not playing Minecraft to hone his survival skills in case of a random grizzly attack.
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4chanTROLL2011-07-09 3:08
well he's employed, unlike you, an unemployed loser still living in his muthers basement.
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Anonymous2011-07-09 3:41
>>325
Yeah, that might actually work on weakminded people when you're NOT defending you being able to play Minecraft as a MINOR.
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4chanTROLL2011-07-09 4:18
Only fucking nerds and Kids play Minecrap, now fuck off and come back when you play real fucking games, later masturbater.
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4chanTROLL2011-07-09 4:21
Oh, you will be jacking yourself with this video, fool.
Well.... Dwarf Fortress is win. Better gameplay, more brutal fighting, WAY better community, HUGE mods, accessible modding, free, better updates, more monsters, dying in far more fun ways, better history, and the upcoming necromancy & curses update is going to blow peoples minds.
Imagine a dog runs at the necromancers. The dog gets killed, head hacked off. A headless zombie-dog runs back at the defenders. And were-creatures. They are win.
And Adventurer mode with DFhack is awesome, jumping between modes like anything. And controlling a little fort, which Minecraft cannot do. Overall, DF is more realistic, more buildy and just more violent.
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Anonymous2011-07-09 15:04
>>330
I tried to get into Dwarf Fortress, but it's controls and the need of decoding the graphics really killed it for me. I might give it a try with a texture pack one of these days (Which I don't know why /v/ frowns upon.)
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Anonymous2011-07-09 18:35
>>330
Really? Is that the only way to drive away the furries and the kids? We have to settle for a game with no graphics in it?
What if you would arrive at the store one day to find that kids have eaten all your food? It's the new thing: Children hang out IN the store, fencing with celery, wearing bacon for earrings while striking rap poses, there's an expansion going on for a swing and some other playground shit, and where you ask at the register if there's any food left that hasn't been God knows where, you get the reply: "Well, there's some brown SHIT left over. They haven't touched that. It doesn't LOOK like food, but you can IMAGINE it to be chocolate pudding if you sugar it enough." Then employed Curse staff hurls a baby at you while screaming rape, and you're from ever entering the store.
All these little retards could be playing in their sandboxes instead, or doing something useful to society like childporn.
The power to direct a botnet to DDoS a site, is nothing compared to the power to control what's popular, directing SOCIAL nets to DDoS sites with HUMAN drones. Somewhere out there there's a guy in control of millions of human retards aged 12 and under, responsible for the RETARD DDoS of 4chan and Minecraft.
"Welcome to my LP of the new RPG. Oops, I forgot to turn on the enemies. By the way, I cheated and gave myself all the best weapons and max levels, but that's okay because this is a sandbox game."
Hi, I am notch creator of minecraft. Minecraft has been in beta for a while now and weve developed pistons! The game itself is a huge sandbox game where you can build, destroy, craft and much more
I'm replying to a thread about a game I don't care about for only one reason: while you were busy complaining about Minecraft I secretly stole all your underwear and took it to the junkyard.
Stop dissing on 39 that was so long ago wigger (and the poster is most likely dead like FATASS /sports/), BTW your crappy cartoon FUCKING SUCKS MONKEY COCK!
* Create music.
* Make doorbells - for example, you can connect a pressure plate or button next to your front door wired to a Note Block and it can be used as a door bell. The most common notes are B Flat (16 hits) for the 'Ding' and F Sharp (12 hits) for the 'Dong' for the classic 'Ding Dong' of most real-life doorbells. This can also serve as an alarm for enemies.
* Come up with pranks, such as modifying the Note Block to be constantly playing notes and hide it underground to irritate a player.
* Make subway chimes - When a minecart reaches the end of the track, make note blocks play (similar to a real life subway)
* Communication - Use different notes and instruments to send different messages
* Combined with a simple redstone clock, you can make a ticking clock (put a glass block under the note block to create a ticking sound).
* Make an alarm system, similar to the doorbell.
Note that only the alarm system comes even CLOSE to having anything to do with survival, or anything else than utter faggotry. After several months has passed, nobody's figured out that you can use them as sonar devices, to locate adjacent caves. This is because these fags aren't even PLAYING the game. They're just there to find other furries to fuck.
Hello. My name is Notch.
I am a 10 year old that lives in my mother's basement. My mother gets me cookies!!!!! YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY
I made an awesome game called Minecraft where you can build a shithole... and other stuff...
We hire faggots to tell people that this game is awesome
But it is
Hey guys I found out why ppl hate minecraft, this is my story
When black ops was realeased I was like YAY! but then I play it...
Its just shooting nothing else.. I just kill ppl with guns.
UNTIL I found out about minecraft, IT WAS EPIC, but it was getting boring so I PLAYED TERRARIA, but then I got bored so I
got minecraft MODS!!!!
like too manyitems or hot air balloon mod or...
PORTAL GUN MOD!!!
but theres also adventure craft that one is epic
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Anonymous2011-07-16 22:15
>>354
Yup, that's basically it: Everybody hate Minecraft because it's full of faggot players like you.
Basically you're saying that Minecraft got boring with the monsters turned off, so you got yourself infinite blocks with TooManyItems for unlimited faggotry.
You are not playing Minecraft. You're taking Minecraft and putting it in places on/inside your body where only Curse and Notch wants you to put it.
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Anonymous2011-07-16 23:05
NOTCH WOULD NOT LAST *FIVE MINUTES* LOST IN A FOREST.
NOTCH, I *DARE* YOU TO GO INTO A FOREST AND GET LOST AND TRY TO SURVIVE FOR ONE DAY.
YOU GET ONE AXE, ONE SHOVEL, ONE PICKAXE, AND ONE HOE, AND NOTHING ELSE. NO FUCKING MOBILE PHONES, NO NOTHING.
*THEN* YOU CAN FUCKING COME BACK AND GIVE US MINECRAFT.
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Anonymous2011-07-17 0:40
Here's a dare for Curse too: Get raped FOR REAL. (No, we don't mean SM. We mean AGAINST your will.) THEN you can accuse at least SOMEbody of being a rapist.
well, no dip you just build, kill and mine, ITS MINECRAFT!ITS IN THE NAME! besides, the game is a sandbox game, derpface.
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Anonymous2011-07-17 22:56
>>358
Oh, hi, cab114. What are you doing outside artofTROLLING.memebase.com ?
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Anonymous2011-07-18 4:09
Minecraft was probably the first game to have ever jumped the shark BEFORE it was even finished. It really could have been something mature, but now I'm ashamed to have paid money for it. I can't believe that Notch sold us out to kids and furries (via Curse). That's low.
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Anonymous2011-07-19 1:38
>>358
This just in: Minecraft didn't use to be a sandbox game. Faggots turned it INTO a sandbox game. Congratulations on being a faggot troll. Your mom must be very proud of you.
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Anonymous2011-07-19 21:08
uhm ... what is this bull shit mine craft everyone was suddenly talking about... i went on pirated and all that bull crap.... THIS GAME IS HORRENDOUS!!! I have more fun playing a Korean MMORPG.. wtf is this? I quickly realized that all these fan boys were prolly <13 years old.... *facepalm*
Fail game is Fail~
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Anonymous2011-07-20 3:03
>>362
It used to be a pretty scary zombie nature survival simulator in its early days, but then furfags invaded. They're probably outlawed in Korea. That's why korean RPGs are better.
Call 678-584-4847. These guys know everything there is to know about gaming. Great deals, free cheat codes and even hidden gaming content. Call today and get started on a new way to game!
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Anonymous2011-07-20 8:28
>>364
I learned two things from tracing that number: If americans ever had a free online whitepage listing, it's been shot to hell by hundreds of paysites trying to get you to pay money for tracing a simple call. America looks like a savage land full of corporate robbers. You couldn't pay me to live there.
The second thing I learned is that Duluth, Georgia (that I traced that number to) doesn't have any major businesses that anon would want to fuck with, so this is probably the posters ex boyfriend or something.
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Eviscerator112011-07-21 3:44
Is there anything gay about the 1.8 Update... Anyone?
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Eviscerator112011-07-21 14:21
Still No one?
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Eviscerator112011-07-21 15:14
Apparently there is nothing faggy about it.
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Anonymous2011-07-21 15:31
>>366
Notch could feed us gold by now, and that STILL wouldn't undo all the damage he's done. If he switches BACK now, he will disappoint FOUR times as many fags, and fags can whine a LOT.
...but sure, I'll look through the list.
You seriously ask me if there's ANYTHING fucking gay about the update, when the first point is NPC FUCKING VILLAGES? He's turning "man against nature" into fucking Zelda, where you go shopping and gossiping like a woman. No, strike that, because the fans will fucking turn it into The Sims.
Notch finally decided to expand "dungeons" beyond a single room now? I am not impressed.
Great: He made it a legitimate choice not only to turn off monsters (Peaceful Mode), but to turn on infinite blocks (Creative Mode) in the middle of a Survival game. With that "seamless integration" he took away the last bit of dignity and pride that the remaining survival players had left in them, because with this update nobody can tell the game modes apart anymore. Nobody can tell if you did something honestly in the face of constant danger, of if you just clicked a button and it took you twenty seconds to get all those diamond blocks.
Critical hits turns fighting with skill into a dice game.
Sprinting makes even WALKING gay, because I bet it will boost you to be three times as fast, because if it doesn't, the diamond miners will complain about it taking too long, and demand "diamond shoes" or some shit.
I don't even want to know what he's done with farming. Farming was kind of okay, but if he's going to make it into a matter of choosing between wheat, rye and potatoes, he's going to turn Minecraft into fucking Farmville.
How come you're even asking such a stupid question? It's called "ADVENTURE update" as in: "Let's go on a magical adventure across the rainbow - yaaay!"
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Eviscerator112011-07-21 22:47
Touche.
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Anonymous2011-07-22 6:03
Minecraft is fucking gay.
Nuff said.
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Anonymous2011-07-22 17:01
For all you who haven't connected Minecraft to Aspergers, here's the ultimate proof:
One question: Was is the point of building a Minecraft Z machine that can never do anything other than slow and tedious calculations for you? A learning aid? A historical monument?
Redstone fucking bullshit at its finest.
You are aware that Ver. 1.8 will have a mode where you have to eat food to survive? And an Exp system is being added too, I think.
That seems to me to be a big step in the right direction, getting back to MC's survival roots. They need to add a new enemy, one who can jump high so you have to build better defences, and have this new enemy have some good AI.
Notch is trying to appeal to everyone, and maybe that's the problem.
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Anonymous2011-07-22 19:47
>>373
I don't even know what's going on in that video.
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Eviscerator112011-07-22 20:00
>>372
Ho-lee shit! thats alot to go through for one stupid computer.
>>379
Back in the early years when actual gamers played Minecraft, there was talk about Realistic Mode.
Realistic Mode is something that will never happen.
Realistic Mode is something that players suggested, and Notch said something to the effect of "That's interesting. I'll think about it." meaning that he's not going to say no because that will just piss people off, so now it's a baseless rumor, destined to once in awhile poke its head before a new update.
Notch will NEVER implement Realistic Mode.
Also, that's the point of Realistic Mode if you can just cheat by switching modes now, and get yourself infinite food?
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Anonymous2011-07-23 2:04
that's = what's
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Anonymous2011-07-24 1:36
SEX
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Anonymous2011-07-24 5:56
POOP!
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Anonymous2011-07-24 9:12
I want to start making VIDYA games
Or just a 3D program
wat do
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Anonymous2011-07-24 9:13
I want to start learning how to make a 3D game
Or just a 3D program
Downloaded red book of OpenGL, good choice/bad choice?
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Anonymous2011-07-24 19:08
poop
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Anonymous2011-07-24 19:14
sex
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Anonymous2011-07-24 23:50
tits
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Anonymous2011-07-25 1:23
tittyfuck
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Anonymous2011-07-25 4:54
Minecraftforums has been taken over by cultural marxists. If Breivik would have bombed Curse HQ instead, it wouldn't have been a tragedy at all.
>>391 >>393
Why are you spamming THIS forum with virus links?
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Eviscerator112011-07-26 19:13
There is going to be a new mob called an Enderman
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Anonymous2011-07-26 20:51
>>395
This would hopefully scare the children away, so Notch will probably reconsider this mob, and we'll end up with Barney the Dinosaur mobs instead.
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Anonymous2011-07-27 8:59
>>395
Way to fuck up the slenderman, Notch. The slenderman was scary because he didn't have a face at all, while Notch's reaction seem to have been "Woah! Tall guys are scary!". They're tall black skeletions.
I also have a BIG problem with them carrying blocks, because this will erode the landscape over time. Even if they would just MOVE blocks, they will jump off cliffs with these blocks, and the block will end up getting despawned as the endermen die or are despawned. Again, this just ends up being another reason to convert to faggotism by turning off mobs.
Srsly all you Minecraft players grow balls and play Halo!!! >:
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Anonymous2011-07-28 10:14
>>399
In what year do they teach kids to write "ass" and "hole" together?
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Anonymous2011-07-29 16:27
the enderman is going to be scary. look it up.
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Anonymous2011-07-29 16:27
look up enderman.
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Anonymous2011-07-29 18:07
>>402-403
Apart from them moving blocks around (which has already been discussed) this actually sounds like a mob to look forward to. It won't make up for all the other things, but it's a start.
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Anonymous2011-07-30 2:07
To everyone saying people who dislike minecraft have no brain or imagination:
I for one liked mincraft for about 3 months. I dislike it because for one, its not hard to survive. It could be so much better than it is, better AI would be nice. Perhaps slightly better graphics.
I dislike it for the following reasons:
Sure, its open-ended. However due to the type of game it is, its very limited. You an explorer or a builder? Thats about all there is to minecraft.
Survival mode's goal is to survive....but survival is not a challenge, and when you do die thats not the end. When you die that should be the end, because you survived that long.
The Nether was only supposed to be a halloween event only, but is now part of the game. You can't even really do anything there.
The liquid physics used for water and lava leave much to be desired. Lava should not increase in volume by removing a block adjacent to it.
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Anonymous2011-07-30 2:27
I agree, but the graphics, believe it or not, are MEANT to look like that. No, wait, they were meant to be triangles... or was it circles... no, it was rhombuses...
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Anonymous2011-07-30 7:34
I like fortress craft for creativity, but I like minecraft for survival
I honestly liked this game at first, but the damn community ruined it for me. Minecraft is full of awkward sociopaths that always think that they and their online "friends" are god-like. Also, everyone's only defense here is to say: "WTF MINECRAFT IS AWESOME YOU SUCK I'M AWESOME MINECRAFT FTW!" How does that prove in any way that Minecraft is good? "Oh, this is an infinite and randomly generated world! Wow! That's so awesome!" Getting hyped and when you think about it it's not too great since all you can with it is gather things, build, and slay things with the "awesome" combat system that was slapped onto a sandbox game.
Furthermore, whenever I go onto a server I find it hard to say anything. I just wander around reading the chat and there's just a bunch of no-life's gathering together thinking they're all that. Especially when servers have "admins" and "OP"'s. Seriously? Do they really believe that their false authorities make them to be awesome and big? They're more pathetic than mall cops.
As much as I like my video games, all those awkward people in Minecraft that build monuments and re-skin their characters to other video-game characters and continue to worship something that isn't real just makes my gaming world fall apart because I'm always reminded of those brats. So, basically my personality doesn't mesh with this game's online community and I find more comfort in talking to the fucking mobs in single-player.
I honestly liked this game at first, but the damn community ruined it for me. Minecraft is full of awkward sociopaths that always think that they and their online "friends" are god-like. Also, everyone's only defense here is to say: "WTF MINECRAFT IS AWESOME YOU SUCK I'M AWESOME MINECRAFT FTW!" How does that prove in any way that Minecraft is good? "Oh, this is an infinite and randomly generated world! Wow! That's so awesome!" Getting hyped and when you think about it it's not too great since all you can with it is gather things, build, and slay things with the "awesome" combat system that was slapped onto a sandbox game.
Furthermore, whenever I go onto a server I find it hard to say anything. I just wander around reading the chat and there's just a bunch of no-life's gathering together thinking they're all that. Especially when servers have "admins" and "OP"'s. Seriously? Do they really believe that their false authorities make them to be awesome and big? They're more pathetic than mall cops.
As much as I like my video games, all those awkward people in Minecraft that build monuments and re-skin their characters to other video-game characters and continue to worship something that isn't real just makes my gaming world fall apart because I'm always reminded of those brats. So, basically my personality doesn't mesh with this game's online community and I find more comfort in talking to the fucking mobs in single-player.
I honestly liked this game at first, but the damn community ruined it for me. Minecraft is full of awkward sociopaths that always think that they and their online "friends" are god-like. Also, everyone's only defense here is to say: "WTF MINECRAFT IS AWESOME YOU SUCK I'M AWESOME MINECRAFT FTW!" How does that prove in any way that Minecraft is good? "Oh, this is an infinite and randomly generated world! Wow! That's so awesome!" Getting hyped and when you think about it it's not too great since all you can with it is gather things, build, and slay things with the "awesome" combat system that was slapped onto a sandbox game.
Furthermore, whenever I go onto a server I find it hard to say anything. I just wander around reading the chat and there's just a bunch of no-life's gathering together thinking they're all that. Especially when servers have "admins" and "OP"'s. Seriously? Do they really believe that their false authorities make them to be awesome and big? They're more pathetic than mall cops.
As much as I like my video games, all those awkward people in Minecraft that build monuments and re-skin their characters to other video-game characters and continue to worship something that isn't real just makes my gaming world fall apart because I'm always reminded of those brats. So, basically my personality doesn't mesh with this game's online community and I find more comfort in talking to the fucking mobs in single-player.
I honestly liked this game at first, but the damn community ruined it for me. Minecraft is full of awkward sociopaths that always think that they and their online "friends" are god-like. Also, everyone's only defense here is to say: "WTF MINECRAFT IS AWESOME YOU SUCK I'M AWESOME MINECRAFT FTW!" How does that prove in any way that Minecraft is good? "Oh, this is an infinite and randomly generated world! Wow! That's so awesome!" Getting hyped and when you think about it it's not too great since all you can with it is gather things, build, and slay things with the "awesome" combat system that was slapped onto a sandbox game.
Furthermore, whenever I go onto a server I find it hard to say anything. I just wander around reading the chat and there's just a bunch of no-life's gathering together thinking they're all that. Especially when servers have "admins" and "OP"'s. Seriously? Do they really believe that their false authorities make them to be awesome and big? They're more pathetic than mall cops.
As much as I like my video games, all those awkward people in Minecraft that build monuments and re-skin their characters to other video-game characters and continue to worship something that isn't real just makes my gaming world fall apart because I'm always reminded of those brats. So, basically my personality doesn't mesh with this game's online community and I find more comfort in talking to the fucking mobs in single-player.
I honestly liked this game at first, but the damn community ruined it for me. Minecraft is full of awkward sociopaths that always think that they and their online "friends" are god-like. Also, everyone's only defense here is to say: "WTF MINECRAFT IS AWESOME YOU SUCK I'M AWESOME MINECRAFT FTW!" How does that prove in any way that Minecraft is good? "Oh, this is an infinite and randomly generated world! Wow! That's so awesome!" Getting hyped and when you think about it it's not too great since all you can with it is gather things, build, and slay things with the "awesome" combat system that was slapped onto a sandbox game.
Furthermore, whenever I go onto a server I find it hard to say anything. I just wander around reading the chat and there's just a bunch of no-life's gathering together thinking they're all that. Especially when servers have "admins" and "OP"'s. Seriously? Do they really believe that their false authorities make them to be awesome and big? They're more pathetic than mall cops.
As much as I like my video games, all those awkward people in Minecraft that build monuments and re-skin their characters to other video-game characters and continue to worship something that isn't real just makes my gaming world fall apart because I'm always reminded of those brats. So, basically my personality doesn't mesh with this game's online community and I find more comfort in talking to the fucking mobs in single-player.
I honestly liked this game at first, but the damn community ruined it for me. Minecraft is full of awkward sociopaths that always think that they and their online "friends" are god-like. Also, everyone's only defense here is to say: "WTF MINECRAFT IS AWESOME YOU SUCK I'M AWESOME MINECRAFT FTW!" How does that prove in any way that Minecraft is good? "Oh, this is an infinite and randomly generated world! Wow! That's so awesome!" Getting hyped and when you think about it it's not too great since all you can with it is gather things, build, and slay things with the "awesome" combat system that was slapped onto a sandbox game.
Furthermore, whenever I go onto a server I find it hard to say anything. I just wander around reading the chat and there's just a bunch of no-life's gathering together thinking they're all that. Especially when servers have "admins" and "OP"'s. Seriously? Do they really believe that their false authorities make them to be awesome and big? They're more pathetic than mall cops.
As much as I like my video games, all those awkward people in Minecraft that build monuments and re-skin their characters to other video-game characters and continue to worship something that isn't real just makes my gaming world fall apart because I'm always reminded of those brats. So, basically my personality doesn't mesh with this game's online community and I find more comfort in talking to the fucking mobs in single-player.
I honestly liked this game at first, but the damn community ruined it for me. Minecraft is full of awkward sociopaths that always think that they and their online "friends" are god-like. Also, everyone's only defense here is to say: "WTF MINECRAFT IS AWESOME YOU SUCK I'M AWESOME MINECRAFT FTW!" How does that prove in any way that Minecraft is good? "Oh, this is an infinite and randomly generated world! Wow! That's so awesome!" Getting hyped and when you think about it it's not too great since all you can with it is gather things, build, and slay things with the "awesome" combat system that was slapped onto a sandbox game.
Furthermore, whenever I go onto a server I find it hard to say anything. I just wander around reading the chat and there's just a bunch of no-life's gathering together thinking they're all that. Especially when servers have "admins" and "OP"'s. Seriously? Do they really believe that their false authorities make them to be awesome and big? They're more pathetic than mall cops.
As much as I like my video games, all those awkward people in Minecraft that build monuments and re-skin their characters to other video-game characters and continue to worship something that isn't real just makes my gaming world fall apart because I'm always reminded of those brats. So, basically my personality doesn't mesh with this game's online community and I find more comfort in talking to the fucking mobs in single-player.
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Anonymous2011-08-03 10:25
I remember this game. I went on the Curse forums posting really reasonable suggestions, some the most basic things which Notch has now already implemented or is planning on implementing, and I was told that I was a freak for NOT suggesting hot air baloons and other fantastic shit, and that the realistic things I was suggesting didn't even make sense to them. Apparently faggotry bordering on insanity is a requirement at those forums. It's like these people are building some sort of completely psychotic society over there, and it has really discouraged me from playing the game simply because I don't want to associate with crazy people, or turn into one of them. Fuck that.
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You Deserved It.2011-08-04 1:00
>>417
I remember calling someone a freak for not suggesting hot air balloons!
Bethesda (Softworks game company, not the jewish pool) lawyers are trying to sue Notch because they think "Scrolls" is infringing on "The Elder Scrolls". The ridiculous claim aside, I'm not sure which side to root for. On one hand we have a faggot fascist movement, and on the other hand we have Bethesdas terrible engine programming.
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Anonymous2011-08-07 11:51
Endermen have now been thoroughly confirmed by Notch, and if Minecraft wasn't ruined already by now, imagine lots of mobs eroding the entire landscape over time, by removing random blocks and then dying without putting them back again. Notch implemented mob griefers for people who don't play on Peaceful Mode. How was this a good idea?
I mean sure, Notch gets all sorts of stupid ideas put into his head by the underage community, but somewhere you'd think he'd go "Hold on here! Griefer mobs? This is a pretty stupid idea! Maybe I should NOT make this mob.".
btw minecraft is far better than all ppplz and everythingz
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Anonymous2011-08-07 18:00
oh bcaus i now read >>431 4 da first time: you didnt understand anything fucking faggot. i hope u get aids and die fucking nazi. go home suck ur moms dick nooüp
I do not see why people are arguing about why minecraft sucks or not.Everybody has there own ideas and opinions.Personally I think minecraft is a good game with some flaws (I let it slide because it is in beta). Now some people hate minecraft for legit reasons others do not.An example is Peaceful mode.It is a choice to turn it on and off.The game does not force you to play Peaceful mode.There are other diffculty's.Now before you call me a troll or a fag or gay or 12.I am 15 and engaged to another girl.I thank you for your time in reading my opinions about the hate on minecraft.
PS.I prefer to stay anonymous because of all the hate I might get on my opinions.the email is also real
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435 is a loser2011-08-08 18:26
435 is BULLSHIT i mean peaceful mode is mandotry to play on what other diffculty's You are properly 12 and gay. Also minecraft sucks and your reason why minecraft rocks is BULLSHIT
why did you swear so much huh why you like fucking minecraft and why you thaank me because i read your post loser. your email proberly fake too gay ass.i before you say i swear too much 435 swore fucking more k.
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Anonymous2011-08-08 19:24
>>435
I don't think you thought this true. What would happen if ANY game had the option "Monsters/Enemies On/Off"? Let's say Halo had this option as a valid no-cheat option. Sure, it would attract actual players, but it would also attracts a LOT of neglected retards who are too stupid to play FPSs without turning the enemies off. Now imagine what would happen if you told them that this game was still in beta, and that they are welcome to post what they want in the game in the forums, and then you take half of these suggestions seriously and implement these as features into your game. You'd end up growing flowers and picking clothes in Halo. We might not end up with furry fascist control of the Halo forums where people get charged with rape and banned forever for not being a furry, because that was Notch outdoing himself when he sold out the community to Curse, but we'll end up with a game that only children would enjoy.
I think the age of the average Minecraft player is still dropping. The following is the newest entry on Curse's Minecraft wiki (which has been reworked several times over) called "Bat":
" this page is not complete. and it is also actually called copperbat and is from the carmelore mod.
a bat is a small creature.i found it in a cave. carmelore caused the mob so the carmelore page is at http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Mods/CamelOre. they are silent and have black mouth and eyes, and a tan body and.they flap their wings. they will fly higher very fast if attacked. they do not attack the player. it was at first mistaken as a dead chicken, due to it's wings flapping. it's skin is called copperbat.png in the run/.minecrft/miecraft.jar/mobs witch shows it is a mob. two screenshots were taken before it was lost in the cave. i would have put the screenshots on this page if i knew how.it has 8 hearts. it was killed, however it dropped items from the mod, proof that it was from the mod(it dropped two copper ingots a copper block and two bones(bones are NOT from the mod)) "
Guys just don't destroy your mind with some shitty insults because one likes minecraft , one doesn't .. if someone hates minecraft why should you care?If you like it , play like a true player and don't make everyone think that you are a slave of that game , and you insult everyone who hates it.That's weird.You guys should smell the real world and realise that if you play a game , another man plays another game , another man another game you should not care if he says that minecraft sucks beacuse you are different.You like this game , don't let it control you.Stay on your game and don't get in any involves with other men that have other interests in gaming.I just don't understand why you guys (divided in 2 parts , one really adults and one fake adults) are so addicted in this game that you would INSULT for defending it.What you care?Look at Notch .. he should shut all of you up but he doesn't .He is different , he would not ever beign a shit and insult those who don't like his game or insult those who insult him etc.Just be like him and you will not be like this: "AWWW I HATE MINECRAFT , FUCK NOTCH! FUCK YOU THOSE WHO PLAY MINECRAFT!!!!!!!!!!" or "I LOVE MINECRAFT , SUCK MY D*CK THOSE WHO HATE IT !!!! FUCK YOU !!" or something like this : " FUCK NOTCH.I COULD DO A BETTER GAME WITH A D*CK IN MY TONGUE AND WITH A HALF MIND SO FUCK HIM!I WILL DO A BETTER GAME ! IT WILL LOOK LIKE : bla bla bla...."
So .. in the first case: Why should you insult Notch?He puts a very expensive work in minecraft , and the players only are playing the result of Notch's work.For second: Why do you care?Let them be how they want to be.Don't beign be like them.
For the third case: So go ahead .. make a better game , put your years in that sh*t and look how 2 or 3 players are killed by some fu**ing monsters that you made invincible.You will see that you did nothing with that.Just losing your money , and your time.
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Anonymous2011-08-15 14:48
>>467
Minecraft sucking isn't a matter of opinion. Notch let a serious game with serious players, deteriorate into something for children that can barely be called a game anymore. He sold out to summerfags and furries, and the game hasn't even been released yet.
While companies sell out and have horrible development ideas all the time, Notch also sold out the community to Curse, and their furry mods then proceeded to HUNT DOWN and PERMABAN any players who weren't either children or furries, while at the same time completely denying this. Currently the Minecraft community that Notch is selling out to, is (thanks to Curse) under children and furry fascist rule. The fate of Minecraft is perhaps the ultimate proof that furries are cancer.
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Eviscerator112011-08-16 23:11
>>464
Okay, That was actually retarted, but that was a retarted player, also.
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Anonymous2011-08-17 4:29
Minecraft is probably the only game in gaming history, where cheating counts as an ACHIEVEMENT.
It's easy to see how the "On A Rail" achievement came to be:
Retarded community writes a thread about achievements, one of these is to ride a cart 1 000 blocks. Notch thinks this is awesome. He doesn't think - he just obeys the retards.
Would Notch have thought about this for even a second, he would have realized that this would either require finding, mining and smelting 6 005 iron ingots to make the tracks and cart (which would require a kid with aspergers syndrome mining around the clock for a full year), or using the cheat hack TooManyItems (and just be a kid with aspergers syndrome laying tracks for 4 hours straight).
Imagine an FPS where not picking up any ammo would be an achievement. It's the ultimate sign that the game developers have sold out to people who do nothing but shit on the game.
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Eviscerator112011-08-17 5:23
>>470
You don't HAVE to do the achievements in one sitting, also you can go over a rail more than once, its not like hey, you went over that rail twice, so it only counts as going one block, you need to place another one and go over it or that achievement wont count! ...dumbasses taking control of our forums...
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Anonymous2011-08-17 7:16
>>471
Yes, you have to ride the cart in one sitting, so that you end up 1 000 blocks AWAY from where you started, meaning you will at LEAST need 1 000 rails. If you aim on going over the same railway piece twice for some odd reason, you'll need even more.
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anonymous2011-08-17 11:34
Bump i just want some help getting achievements. You can sign in my xbox live and help me get some points
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eviscerator112011-08-17 15:51
what about going in circles in a powered rail? just use a couple redstone torches and youl be going FAST!
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Anonymous2011-08-17 17:49
>>474
See >>472 . This is a basic geometry question: Will going in circles take you AWAY from the starting point?
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Anonymous2011-08-17 19:07
>>470
You're basing this on every six ingots crafting just one rail, but it actually crafts 16 of them, so the achievement only requires 380 ingots to complete, which is almost 6 stacks of ingots. While this amount is more reasonable, if you've set up two bases 1000 blocks from eachother, you're doing it fucking wrong.
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Anonymous2011-08-17 19:17
In other news, Notch attempts to BACK OUT of the Bethesda lawsuit, by challenging the game company to a Quake 3 match over the rights to "Scrolls".
With this Notch changed a definite win to a definite loss, because there's nothing stopping Bethesda from hiring world champion Quake "temps", and then using the win from this to further leverage their claim on "scrolls".
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Anonymous2011-08-18 5:12
A good estimate of the current average age of a Minecraft player can be gotten through scouring YouTube for newly started LPs of the game, and yes, what was once proudly played by people over 20 years old, is now played by 11 year olds:
>>479 >>480
Oh, would you look at that: Another virus site.
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Anonymous2011-08-19 6:39
I can see how this whole thing is Curses fault:
1 - Notch hires Curse to take care of the forums and the wiki.
2 - Curse thinks games are for children and the occational loon.
3 - Curse bans the old fanbase because they think it's creepy that mature people hang out on what they think is a CHILDRENS site. (They're obviously out to RAPE these children somehow - why else would they be there?)
4 - The fanbase left (children) then proceeds telling a confused Notch what to turn Minecraft into.
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Anonymous2011-08-19 20:56
If you want your game full of furries and children, hire Curse Inc. Some remaining players have scattered to different, more obscure forums, but most of them probably uninstalled Minecraft when Notch began to implement stupid Curse-fan suggestions.
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Anonymous2011-08-21 1:34
>>482
If only it was that well, but the Curse OPs aren't even professional. They mod people they like, and ban people they don't like. I've seen many cases where Curse mods blame the one being attacked or spammed by their friends, and warning/banning the one being harassed instead. Notch has subjected his whole userbase to fascism and bullying.
Speaking of Curse mods, I saw that the Minecraft "comunity" has an official YouTube channel now, where there's young little boys, ugly texture packs, Peaceful Mode and TooManyItems galore: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XESO6ryMlh0
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Anonymous2011-08-23 5:36
Damn Straight
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Anonymous2011-08-23 23:34
poop the doop
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Wow.2011-08-24 0:43
I found this in the minecraft forums:
"POOP BLOCKS XD
Who here finds poop blocks to be uber cool and they should be in minecraft! They could totally make animals go EWW! And Repel all icky monsters by 1 million billion blocks! Imagine if monkeys were added and they threw tem at u! Uber Cool!"
Get this; then someone replied
"Dude, that would be SUPER DUPER UBER BROHIEM!"
Then it delved into a gay orgy of YEAH BROTHA! And OMG! YA TOTALLY SAID POOP!11!!!!11!!1!1!11!!
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2011-08-24 1:49
Those the suggestions board of those forums is a comedy unto itself.
I thought half of those suggestions were made by trolls, but then along came Terraria, that was Minecraft with most of those suggestions added. (Yes, Terraria *IS* 2D Minecraft, made by Minecraft fans. They're just denying this to avoid getting sued, because all the little things that was added to Terraria, was previously posted on the Minecraft suggestion board.)
you are a fucking cunt dude MINECRAFT IS THE BEST, ITS NEARLY IN FULL VERSION AND IT IS AWESOME FUCK Y'ALL THAT HATE MINECRAFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOTCH RULES
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Anonymous2011-08-24 5:24
>>538-539
There's a Tom Dalton at the Leeds Metropolitan University, but he's 18 years old, so he probably knows of common capitalization and punctuation. I'm guessing you're some kid he bullies, probably because you play Minecraft.
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Anonymous2011-08-24 6:17
Notch, you promised us bear wrestling and shark wrestling!
You gave us rainbows and cookies!
Take some steriods, for christs sake!
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llLeaveIf...2011-08-24 12:13
... you all shut the fuck up about "Minecraft" sucking. >:
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Anonymous2011-08-24 13:32
>>542
I'll personally shut up when my Minecraft forum ban expires. Oh yeah, it NEVER expires.
New achievement in version 1.8 (according to the wiki):
"Shoot the moon with an arrow."
This sounds normal until you remember that Minecraft is in fact NOT Portal 2, that your bow and arrows are in fact NOT a portal gun, and that Minecraft arrows have a curved trajectories, with a maximum shooting height of about 5 meters.
That Minecraft players seem to believe that the real-life moon is a huge white boulder hovering five meters above their heads, or at least above the highest mountain peak, is really disturbing, because I could probably figure out that the moon was a planet when I was five years old.
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Anonymous2011-08-25 9:06
The moon is made of CHEESE!!! :D
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Anonymous2011-08-26 1:57
Completely killing the art of spelunking (cave exploring - what Minecraft started out as being about) is branch mining. Even LPers are now seen systematically digging hole after hole into the rock, efficiently covering every surrounding block, completely autistically focused on getting to diamonds as soon as possible (without cheating).
Of course, there's also IDIOT mining (described in the Minecraft wiki as "Random Mining"): Just make holes ANYWHERE, ANYHOW. The method of simply being an idiot is hailed among Minecraft players as the most efficient method, superior to even systematic branch mining (where you cover every block), and above all, being an idiot is simple: "It is the simplest form of mining as it follows no specific pattern"
The power of idiocy will according to the wiki lead you to "find dungeons or rare materials". The downside is of course "one may accidentally dig their way into a pit of lava" and other fatal fates unavoidable by idiots, which they will no doubt pitch "solutions" for to Notch.
With Minecraft version 1.8 being released somewhere the next week, Notch decided to stream 50 minutes of him playing it on twitch.tv, showcasing a surprising amount of new features implemented:
* Improved intro screen (with landscape backdrop)
* Creative mode allows you to fly, gives you infinite items, and prevents death
* New biome code (with larger biomes, about seven in number so far, including plains, forests, deserts, mountains, oceans and rivers)
* Villages (randomly generated, without NPCs)
* Endermen (which are rare) (Endermen go all red when charging you, and they die from water. They pick up random blocks at the moment, but Notch is considering changing that.)
* Watermelons
* Improved arching (Holding mouse button charges shots.)
* Lots and lots of SPARKLES everywhere (I'm not even kidding - Minecraft has gone Twilight with the new animations.)
* An XP bar (Killed mobs will drop green XP orbs that will be sucked up by the player, but the XP system itself is still unfinished. In future updates XP will be used to level up quote "individual skills".)
* Dashing/sprinting (with dash attack)
* A silverfish mob
* Improved dungeons (Randomly generated, even mineshafts with rails, and strongholds)
* Cobwebs hanging about (slowing down the player movement)
* Improved lighting (but no HDR)
* Much faster code (with rain rendering much faster)
* The bottom of the world features dark claustrophobic fog and dust particles, and you die if you drop past the bottom layer
It also turns out MinecraftChick was a boothbabe all along. Not surprised.
Overall a lot of improvements, but still no chemo that will cleanse the game from retards and furries.
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Anonymous2011-08-28 4:33
I remember when I told myself that at least Minecraft wasn't Twilight. Now all I have left is "At least Minecraft isn't My Little Pony.", because in the stream Notch gets the question if he would implement ponies, and says no (probably because he was thinking of ACTUAL ponies, and because Hasbro has the rights to the colorful ones). Expect to see My Little Pony mods soon enough, though, just as we're seeing Minecraft Pokemon mods. I bet Breivik was an oldschool Minecraft player.
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Anonymous2011-08-29 0:23
Off-topic but, anyone know what happened to boofcraft.crabdance.com?
Went afk for 2 months and now the server is mia.
ITT: Autistic nerds cry when someone says something bad about Minecrap.
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Anonymous2011-08-29 6:09
>>551
Why do you ask this stupid question?
This SMP server was announced in a random thread at the /jp/ board of a 4chan clone called Easy Mode, and running for about a day. What do you think? Are you one bit surprised?
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Zangief Bear-raper2011-08-29 6:22
>>552
Real men cry over Minecraft too.
It allowed us to chop trees with our bare fists!
It allowed us to carry lava in buckets!
Then suddenly children everywhere!
...and furries!
...and Curse mods!
Now there's flowers and sparkles everywhere!
It makes me want to kill!
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Anonymous2011-08-29 8:51
>>553
NOOOOOOOooooOOOOooooOOoooo... my diamonds! lol
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Anonymous2011-08-29 9:14
>>555
There are a hundred ways to get your retardation on with Minecraft, and playing on remote SMP servers, putting you at the mercy of some guy you haven't even met, is one of those ways.
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Anonymous2011-08-29 10:44
>>549
MinecraftChick working for Mojang?
Let me get this straight: Mojang wanted an LPer to professionally promote Minecraft, so they came up with a loser nerd girl wearing a pink hooker wig? That's what the target audience is supposed to be able to relate to? Talk about low expectations.
Meh, It passes the time quite well between work and well, not work.
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Anonymous2011-08-29 19:41
>>560
You play Minecraft. You can't possibly have a job.
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Anonymous2011-08-30 1:02
1.8 is out soon... So yeah. That will kick ass just like your faggot tit farts
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Anonymous2011-08-30 6:25
>>562
"Kick ass" HOW?
How will sparkles "kick anyones ass"?
Do you know how to use that expression properly?
1.8 looks like an IMPROVED version, but as long as Minecraft is still for furfags and children, and Curse is still running the community much like Gaddafi did Libya, it will never "kick anyones ass".
Do you know how long it takes you to find diamonds LEGIT in Minecraft version 1.7? (That is: No hacks, no Fag Mode, no squandering of blocks, wooden tools, and no mining shafts - just spelunking caverns, digging out dirt and gravel, and stone if there was water or monester noises.) I've been playing for over 6 months and have found about FIVE diamonds, which I haven't even mined yet.
Now 1.8 comes along, and you can literally gain diamonds by a leisurely stroll in the countryside now (and about ten mouseclicks at a mob). I bet that by version 1.9 magical fairies will THROW them at you.
This game just STOPPED being rewarding.
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Anonymous2011-08-31 10:49
It's official: With version 1.8 the manly "Survival Mode" (the very reason why old-school players bought Minecraft in the first place) will be completely replaced by the faggy "Adventure Mode", where feminine castrates can go on faggy adventures.
I should be able to back-up all my version 1.7 Minecraft files, and continue playing in what's left of the SURVIVAL GAME that I bought, but somehow I now WISH that I wouldn't get these updates crammed into my game "for free".
Here's an example: If you went to the store to buy an alpha version of milk, and on your way home Notch comes along, opens the package and pours water into your carton until it's only water left, then you'll understand Minecraft. Beta milk isn't water, and I sure as hell didn't buy a childrens fag game.
It's one thing to come up to you and say
"Hi. My name is Minecraft and I'm gay. Want to have gay sex with me? Yes? No?"
and another to say
"Hi. My name is Minecraft. Do you feel my hand on your thigh there? Well what if it gently slides towars your prostate, huh? Just tell me what's comfortable to you, and we'll go on from there, okay?".
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Anonymous2011-08-31 13:16
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_jJJTROkJ0
Check out 1:11.
"Biome improvements", you say? Notch has written the code for terrain generation for like two years now. How hard can it be to attach a mountain top to a chunk of ground?
"There's clearer transitions between biomes now." In other words: All the gradual transitions that Notch implemented in 1.7, is now broken.
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Anonymous2011-08-31 13:40
According to Minecraft, cobwebs create pockets in reality where everything moves at 15% speed. This means that if you fall into such a slowmotion pocket, you will slow down, and then speed up again once you leave it, STILL TAKING FALLING DAMAMGE WHEN YOU HIT GROUND. Why can't you fix basic things, Mojang? Why must you always hastily implement new stupid stuff to nuture your chosen idiot fanbase, when you can instead fix the already existing elements?
Honestly, I disagree with people who say minecraft sucks. Personally, I think it was worth every penny that I paid for it... but ofcourse, I didn't pay a fucking thing, and I never will.
It's a fun game, but no matter how many features Notch pulls out of his ass or ripps off from the modding community, it will never be worth more than $5. But since Notch seems to enjoy overpricing this shit so much, I will very much enjoy pirating 1.8 and paying him FUCKING NOTHING.
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Eviscerator112011-09-01 5:08
>>569
It's not fully implemented yet, douchebag! YOU try to code a game!
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Anonymous2011-09-01 5:22
>>572
I see. So halfway to making cobweb slow down movement speed and falling speed, is making cobweb a temporal pocket. If the whole Minecraft engine turns out to be running on temporal relativity instead of plain velocity, this might have made sense. It's not hard to code velocity or velocity modifiers at all, so the cobweb thing is marvelously bizarre.
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Anonymous2011-09-01 6:06
Even to this very day, the psychotic Minecraft fans are STILL struggling with if Herobrine is real or not.
When did you stop believing in Santa? When you were five? That kind of gives you an idea of the mental age and retardation of todays Minecraft players.
Thanks, Curse!
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Anonymous2011-09-01 11:51
"The beginning of the 2000 millenia saw a huge drop in IQ levels, resulting in a new dark age, where gibbering idiots played games like Minecraft, hanging out with magical fairies and rainbows, instead of developing their brains by facing any sort of challenges. Before this type of electronical cannabis was outlawed in 2050, it destroyed the brains of most of humanity."
- Future Dictionary
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Anonymous2011-09-01 12:44
Remember this old viral video that started Minecrafts popularity? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnjSWPxJxNs
Seeing this guy burning his house down gave you hope that Minecraft would finally be a game that would shelter you from idiots, and that would chemo them away in this very fashion, didn't I?
Well, let's see how fire works in todays Minecraft.
Fire spreads through "Wood, Logs, Leaves, Wool, and Bookcase blocks".
That's it.
That means that it won't burn wooden chests, wooden stairs, wooden slabs, fences, or anything like that. Unless you build your house out of wood, you're 100% safe. Any furry can put a chest in the middle of a LAVA lake and its contained belongings will be perfectly safe.
But what about TNT then? TNT is a pretty unstable explosive. If I brought real-life TNT anywhere NEAR lava, I'd be the very DEFINITION of "Fucked".
Well, TNT can actually be detonated by lava. ...if you leave it in the midst of a lava lake for a couple of MINUTES. If you hit the TNT until it breaks during this time, it will simply be swallowed up by the lava lake, and everything will be fine and dandy.
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Anonymous2011-09-01 12:49
>>572
give me the 5 million bucks Notch got from minecraft and I will. I'm not even a programer, but even I know how to make spiderwebs stop fall damage. Use a variable to track fall height, and reset it to 0 when players touch a spider web, and set it up to only increase when players aren't touching spiderwebs. When player hits ground, deal damage accordingly.
Or, like >>573 said, do it all with velocity.
Minecraft isnt a shitty game, Notch is just a shitty developer. It's even more embarrassing when you consider that he's not even doing this alone, there's a whole team of developer who are sucking at developing minecraft.
This is what happens when you ban child-rape, people! They grow up like weeds!
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Anonymous2011-09-02 14:30
Do you play Minecraft wrong - checklist:
- Do you play Creative Mode?
- Do you use hacks? (Especially TooManyItems.)
- Do you play on Peaceful Mode (even to "turn monsters off for a second")?
- Do you abuse the CPU measuring tool to locate caves or spawners, or any kind of glitches?
- Do you love Herobrine?
If you said no to ALL of these questions, then congratulations: You are not a fucking retard, and thus worthy of living.
- Do you piss around with aspergite (redstone)?
- Do you use diamond tools for anything but mining obsidian?
- Do you strip-mine, or dig mineshafts?
If you said no to ALL of these questions, then you are attracted to the opposite sex and worthy of respect.
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Well damn2011-09-02 18:28
Derp my herp this place is full of pure retardation
Derp my herp this place is full of pure retardation
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Anonymous2011-09-02 18:30
Derp my herp this place is full of pure retardation
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Anonymous2011-09-02 18:39
>>508 I wish people could keep their opinions to themselves
If you hat minecraft, fine, but don't go having a massive shitfit about it on forums.
TO ALL TROLLS:
1. If you want to call me a fag or gay, I'm straight and have a girlfriend so cannot suck your tool, be sure to visit a gay porn site if you feel some urges
2. If you want to say I'm a nerd or a 12-13 year old I'm 17 and only play minecraft every so often
3. If you call me a retarded/autistic person, I do not have any mental difficulties, but thank you for your concern
All in all you can come up with your pathetic insults trying to make me feel bad about something in my life, and go ahead but remember that I'm the one who is right.
Keep your opinions to yourself.
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Anonymous2011-09-02 18:43
OMGWTFHAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX I LOVE MINECRAFT SO EAT SHIT NUMBER 508 LAWL FUCK U BUT HOO WOULD EVER FUK U U AIDS PIRAT
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Eviscerator112011-09-02 18:44
Diamonds are just a placeholder for what endermen will drop! Fuck, I'm turning into trollbait! I'm out.
>>586
Placeholder? Says who? Says some random Curse wiki editor loon. 1.8 will contain diamond dropping Endermen and players will hunt it like an elephant. So much for "scary mob".
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Anonymous2011-09-03 13:49
And now Trollers are trolling and so everybody is trolling.
DUDES send a e-mail or PM to notch if you think his game is stupid or gay.
Here's a suggestion from a fan: Don't listen to what retarded fans suggest.
Also, your entire fanbase has turned gay. You should have Curse ban them as well, and while you're at it, fire Curse too - they're faggots.
You also need a pair of balls, preferably hairy. Are you sure Ez is female? You should check, because I have seen The Crying Game.
Signed
The Only Fan Who Still Believes In You"
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Anonymous2011-09-04 6:20
Minecraft developer Jeb has ESTIMATED Minecraft 1.8 to be released on September 8th.
As long as you aren't connected to the internet, you can still play Minecraft in "Offline Mode", safe from this update.
However, just in case that you forget to disable your internet connection before playing, it's best to backup all your Minecraft files BEFORE September 8th (and I don't mean September 7th).
Besides copying the obvious main Minecraft folder, there's also a more elusive folder called ".minecraft". Its location will vary depending on your OS. In Windows 7 it is located in your AppData folder. (Reached through the %APPDATA% variable, typically set to "C:\Users\<UserName>\AppData\Roaming"(\.minecraft\).)
The .minecraft folder will also contain your saves\ folder, containing your save files, so these will be backed up with your 1.7 backup as well.
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Anonymous2011-09-04 11:31
When your players are bragging about NOT cheating, you have a problem with your game attracting the wrong type of fans.
...but it's even worse than that. Search for "Let's Play Minecraft Legit" at YouTube, and try to find an LPer that actually knows what "legit" MEANS. I even found a guy using TooManyItems to throw diamonds around the place, while talking about how diamond tools were "legit starting equipment".
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Anonymous2011-09-04 12:11
"Rare Candy can be used by Pokemon if u have the Mod it cannot be Crafted yet also it can be used on all Pokemon it Auto Levels your Pokemon 1 Level Per Rare Candy u Give it it is maybe able to be found in Dungeons so you Cheat to get this Item really soon will be Able to craft but first u need a Pokemon to be able to use the Rare Candy or else why did u craft huh why? or why u cheat it if u don't have the Pokemon Mod huh huh? also known Pokemon are: Charamander,Bulbassar,Caterpie and Squirtle ( well Pokemon I know lol)"
- Rare Candy entry - Minecraft Wiki
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Anonymous2011-09-05 10:00
I remember back in the early versions when you could hunt for coal for a whole day without getting it, making you spend your first night encapsuled in dirt (after they removed the starting house). This was fair, because IRL coal and iron veins are very rare to find.
Now you find both coal and iron whereever you go. You trip over the stuff, finding 1-2 additional veins in the course of just digging out the stuff. Notch must have made the stuff at least four times as common, just so his new too-stupid-to-live fans can survive and have their precious minecart rides. Soon he'll probably make icecream grow on trees.
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Anonymous2011-09-06 14:56
>>569
Speaking of things left poorly implemented: Beds.
Beds are themselves something that only fags use in order to avoid getting killed by mobs, but Beds still has something like 23 bugs related to it.
On a funny note:
Notch did make sure that you can't just place a bed in the middle of the wilderness without a monster waking you up and eating you, but as this is punishing retarded behavior - a concept that has become quite alien to Minecraft and its new Curse-derp community - this is something that has really confused the players, and thus monsters occationally spawning next to your bed has been referred to as a random BUG for two months now. I've watched LPers place beds in the middle of nowhere, and then thinking it's "bad luck" when "nightmares" repeatedly kill them.
Would my future kids not know the concept of a safe place to sleep, I would give them a sleeping bag and tell them to go hiking anywhere they like, and if they don't survive the night, nothing of value would be lost. I'd just make more kids until one of them survives this basic test.
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Anonymous2011-09-07 13:47
A while back, before he was turned gay by the underage Curse-fan invasion, Notch wanted to implement "Hardcore Mode" or "Realistic Mode". This mode would of course be absolute chemo for the Curse-fans, who are still struggling with anything above Peaceful Mode. In fact, a third of the Difficulty entry on the Curse wiki, is dedicated to explain when it's safe to TURN OFF Peaceful Mode: At daytime, when the furfag is safely within a pre-constructed base, miles away from any possibilities of hostile mobs spawning. We are still talking about mobs that will go away if you wave a wooden sword at them a couple of times. I hope the furfags all starve to death with the new hunger system, because they're too stupid to eat food.
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Anonymous2011-09-07 13:56
>>597
"Wave a wooden word at them", you say? You overestimate these faggots. They literally have to have a MANUAL for these things:
These maggots must be drawn to Minecraft because every other game has beaten the shit out of them and peed on their corpses. A part of me actually felt sorry for these failures up until the point where I was banned from their forums for "being a rapist". I take it that normal people are that scary for the Curse people.
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Anonymous2011-09-08 10:25
So let me get this straight:
This game is about ultimately mining gold and diamonds,
so that you can make maglev rails and out of the gold
and fit the diamonds into diamond pickaxes and bash them against the rocks,
all because gold and diamonds have no purpose otherwise,
but then you have a whole system for dyeing wool and baking cakes, and making needless circuitry
that also serves no purpose,
but that's apparently okay, because those are NOT precious?
I think Notch's wife Ez has something to do with all this faulty logic, as well as adult players systematically being accused of raping the precious children over at the forums. After all, Ez is a moderator at those forums. The ghost of Yoko Ono stirs again. (No, it's not a bloody Touhou character.)
I can't wait until the new hunger system sets in for all the tamed WOLVES. Imagine furries everywhere, torn limb from limb by starved wolves inhabiting all their homes. There couldn't be a better trap. Maybe if I wish hard enough, it will come true.
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Anonymous2011-09-08 15:48
The update was postponed until the 12th, and also cut in half, so what they're getting is pretty much a regular update after all: A few half-finished buggy things here and there, to add to the already existing half-finished buggy things.
Not me, though. Those fucking "endermen" ain't griefing MY lawn. I'll play offline until that issue is adressed.
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Anonymous2011-09-09 0:42
>>602
sorry for crushing your dreams but, wolves and other mobs will not be affected by hunger.
>>604
That would all depend on whether or not Mojang thought that Minecraft players would be mature enough to take responsibility for a pet, so of course not. Wolves live on love and the occational sheep. Soon there will be cuddly bears that live on love and the occational sheep as well, and cute little pet sharks. Fuck this game.
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Anonymous2011-09-09 16:49
A few years ago Notch explained that his number one business strategy was "availability" - whoring out the game to the biggest fanbase. If only he would have figured out that the biggest fanbase consisted of children, furfags and losers BEFORE I bought this game.
These last days he has apparently PERFECTED the spreading of Minecrafts asscheeks, by hiring a consultant to install TRACKING software on all the Minecraft sites, to let this quote "magic" tell him what to do. In this case "magic" of course means getting into the pants of the children to figure out what makes them hard, whether they like it or not.
I'd like to believe that Notch had some artistic integrity once upon a time, but if it was ever there, every bit of it has now been sold away, and this in a time where his cashflow is at its peak. Things will get MUCH worse once the money well starts to run dry and desperation sets in.
>>609
It's not actually leaked. It was hosted on Minecrafts official site without even password protection, and with both Notch and Jeb endorsing it. It's a nightly build crossed with a publicity stunt, but Mojang understands that Minecraft fans are too derp to understand such lingo.
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Anonymous2011-09-09 18:55
Speaking of the "leak", at least there's ONE Curse member who knows his limitations:
"Am I the only one who feels that this is not right? I know notch is okay with it but.... I don't know it feels like throwing a laser rifle to a chimp and asking yourself whats the worst that could happen... Maybe I'm just parranoid... With that said I choose to wait for the full release and observe what's what through youtube and the Minecraft Wiki.
On a final note...
IT'S A TRAP!"
With this said, I wouldn't trust a Curse member with a spoon.
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Anonymous2011-09-09 20:41
Endermen are essentially as dangerous as a common zombie (on Hard mode). That doesn't stop the Curse players from shitting their pants at the sight of a mob that BECOMES A NON-MOVING TARGET WHEN YOU LOOK AT IT.
Here's a TEEN (or "future rapist" according to Curse mods) player encountering an enderman. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45c9FoOS7QI
Of course he somehow couldn't figure out how to make a sword before nightfall, so he ends up punching it to death, all while crying like a wuss. I bet the underage players will be scared even more shitless of it.
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Anonymous2011-09-09 20:53
>>612
The best part is that endermen doesn't do 3 1/2 hearts of damage like the wiki says they do. Judging by that video, they only do a single heart of damage, making them the weakest mob in the entire game. They're black and they steal stuff, and that's it. Notch made niggers.
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Anonymous2011-09-10 2:50
>>607
there would be no indicator for nunger on the wolves and they would eventually start whining from damage, but the damn things seem to like to jump off cliffs and sufficate themselves in walls so it would be really hard to tell which was bothering them, hunger, or there own stupidity.
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Anonymous2011-09-10 8:54
It's funny that as Notch referred to them as "Endermen", some Curse fans are still thinking it's some kind of personal name, so they don't spell it without capitalization and they don't conjugate "men" in "endermen" into "man" in "enderman". How do I spoke basic grammar?
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Anonymous2011-09-10 14:50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUNNgH_uyro
Minecraft and Pokémon in perfect faggotry. This is what Minecraft has become. You can practically HEAR the anus sphincters of this vile crossbreed going "We feel so unraped and virgin! Somebody save us from this horrible fate! Our mommy loves us vewy much!".
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Anonymous2011-09-10 19:53
Minecraft 1.8 added 228 bugs to the already huge list of bugs. At this point you can't even smelt anything without the game crashing. ...and it's bugs that just shouldn't be there, like Ender Pearls being duplicated when picked up, but not any other items, leading me to believe that Mojang programmed individual pick-up routines for each item.
I was looking forward to facing the few dangers that were, like the possibility of starving to death, giant venomous spiders, and endermen. Did we get any of that? No, of course not. Unless you play on the hardest difficulty, starvation won't actually kill you, giant spider venom won't kill you either, and the frail endermen die from wading in common water and from sunlight. Anything to preserve the sheltered lives of the noob horde, who still has trouble not setting their own wooden houses on fire.
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Anonymous2011-09-11 2:32
>>617
shut up, i thought a lava chandler would be cool to have in my small house.
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Anonymous2011-09-11 10:44
NOT implemented with 1.8:
Fire or lava (700 - 1,200 °C (1,300 - 2,200 °F)) burning anything crafted out of wood (with the exception of regular planks).
Implemented with 1.8:
Players dropping thousands of XP orb items on death, frequently lagging and even crashing servers. Manually collecting XP only to drop it at death, should remind you of something. That's right: This mechanic can only have been suggested by Sonic The Hedgehog furfags, just so that their final words can be "I AM A GIANT ANNOYING SONIC FURFAG, FUCKING UP YOUR GAME!".
NOT implemented with 1.8:
Trees dropping red apples. (No, you have to raid old dungeons for fresh apples.)
Implemented with 1.8:
Being able to grow muchrooms as big as trees (because those who didn't grew up with Sonic, have grown up playing Super Mario Wii, and thinks giant mushrooms grow in nature).
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Anonymous2011-09-11 11:20
The silverfish farming is another way (besides XP spamming) that griefing made easy:
Once you release a silverfish, direct it to a room, trap it in there and hit it once. It will spawn MORE silverfish, who in turn will spawn MORE silverfish, until the server lags all to hell. You can also put it in a large room with a cactus, to automate the process.
I also suspect that if you just simply release and leave a silverfish inside a stronghold, it will dig out the stronghold, turning every brick into a silverfish horde.
One you have farmed a sufficient army, you can also release it upon the world, on the surface or in their basements.
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Anonymous2011-09-11 13:16
I'm giving up on minecraft.
My friend got banned for supposedly "Putting picks of bukkake on the forums." I looked on the posts, NOTHING about that. They are getting rid of the GOOD minecraft players.
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Anonymous2011-09-11 17:22
>>621
Usually they ban you because one of the furries complain to one of the furry mods, or you complain in any way about one of the furries. The furry mod just make up random reasons out of the blue, and prevent you from appealing it. It doesn't matter if it was the furries who spammed puppies covered in bukakke: You're the one getting banned for it.
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Anonymous2011-09-11 21:45
Right now following an editing war on the wiki between Curse mod Saphireking65 (He's obviously 12 so he can't spell to "sapphire", but Curse apparently thought this wouldn't get in the way of him being a moderator for their wiki.) and victims Minecraft Wiki and Mincecraft. The latter people have been really helpful in putting up many showcasing videos of the new features on the wiki (through the YouTube channel WTFugawi), but the problem is that WTFugawi sounds like AN ACTUAL STRAIGHT MAN (around 18 years old, but still above 15 years old), and suspecting that they're therefor rapists, Saphireking65 has so far put up Mincecraft for a ban, saying that "it's against the rules". When asked what rules he's talking about (as Mincecraft has read both the disclaimer and privacy policy, finding nothing there), Saphireking replies "It is not my responsibility to tell you where the rules are.".
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Anonymous2011-09-11 22:25
"Abuse filter (Talk | contribs) blocked DonGirses (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of indefinite (account creation disabled, angry-autoblock) (Automatically blocked by abuse filter. Description of matched rule: disallow certain words in mainspace articles)"
The word in question was "dong" as in "DonGirses". The brains of the little faggot children could explode if somebody were to utter "ding dong".
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Eviscerator112011-09-11 22:39
>>624
Sometimes I think I'm the only normal person playing minecraft.
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Anonymous2011-09-11 22:44
>>623
Curse wiki user Flyingbox is right now not only flagging WTFugawis YouTube showcasing videos as "VANDALISM", but also vandalism flagging wiki edits he can find from any users (like Wazoo117) who is found to be at all FRIENDLY towards WTFugawi on his YouTube channel. This is how the furry mafia operates.
Minecraft is awesome and not just 12 year old gaybos play it. To all the haters, how many of you have actually played Minecraft. I'm waiting. CoD is stupid and pointless and unrealistic and full of ten year olds screaming their heads off because they got blown up at their respawn point. Flame mail me, I don't care. Bring it on.
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Anonymous2011-09-12 9:59
>>630
While you're probably not the owner of that email adress, how can you claim to be anything BUT 12 years old, when it only pops up in two blogs related to an MMO Harry Potter game for CHILDREN?
...but sure, we can pretend that you're at least 18 years old, and old enough to both browse this site and play CoD. Wanna cyber in Lounge? Go to Lounge, get undressed and start describing your adult body, and I'll be there in five minutes.
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Anonymous2011-09-12 13:16
"Texture packs can make a block look like anything else for example u could make grass look like poop."
"u could make grass look like poop."
"look like poop."
"poop"
"Abuse filter blocked 89.168.122.163 with an expiry time of indefinite (account creation disabled, angry-autoblock) (Automatically blocked by abuse filter. Description of matched rule: disallow certain words in mainspace articles)"
Against the Curse forum rules: Voicing suspicions that some mods might be viruses. (Doing this three times will get you banned forever.)
It's not the most stupid reason I've seen, but it's up there.
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Anonymous2011-09-12 19:48
Here's a fun NEW way to crash a Minecraft server.
Minecrafts physics engine is attrocious.
It would make physics teachers cry.
Each physics object has a velocity that can increase and decrease, but this velocity is modified by what block the object is currently travelling through, because every block has its own temporal pocket where time flows differently.
The spiderweb temporal pocket has a time factor of 0.25. This means that while inside this block, objects will slow down to a fourth of their speed.
A bed or a door has a time factor of 0, meaning that objects will freeze in time while using or entering them respectively.
The object doesn't deaccelerate (lose its velocity). It just freezes in time. This works, until the object EXITS the spiderweb, EXITS the bed, or the door OPENS again, whereupon the object RESUMES its normal unfactored velocity again.
Have you ever seen an arrow patiently waiting for a door to open and UNFREEZE its velocity, outside a Looney Toons cartoon? In Minecraft you can. Shoot an arrow into a closed door and then open it. Shoot ONE HUNDRED arrows into the door, and I bet you'll lag and crash the server without any mod even having a clue as to why.
Shut your mouth! That is my email address and Wizard101 is a great game enjoyed by many adults and it is not a harry potter take-off! You obviously think that it is a child's game. It is a family friendly game, doofus. Anyway, I am not 12, and I guess that you are probably some fat 12 year old kid who has nothing better to do than to argue on the Internet. Good day to you
>>635-638
So you're 13, huh? I'm over 30. That makes me old enough to play CoD, old enough to be on 4chan, and old enough to be your dad (as sex with 15yos is legal over here). Shut your mouth and fuck off, kid. ...and if you're Chris Hansen, then nice try.
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Anonymous2011-09-13 14:19
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Anonymous2011-09-13 14:19
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Anonymous2011-09-13 14:20
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Anonymous2011-09-13 14:20
FUCK CRICKET WIRELESS WORST FUCKING SERVICE EVER FUCKING RIPOFF PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THEM DON'T EVER BUY INTO THIS FUCKING PITIFUL EXCUSE FOR AN INTERNET WORST FUCKING SERVICE IN HISTORY FUCK CRICKET WIRELESS WORST FUCKING SERVICE EVER FUCKING RIPOFF PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THEM DON'T EVER BUY INTO THIS FUCKING PITIFUL EXCUSE FOR AN INTERNET WORST FUCKING SERVICE IN HISTORY FUCK CRICKET WIRELESS WORST FUCKING SERVICE EVER FUCKING RIPOFF PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THEM DON'T EVER BUY INTO THIS FUCKING PITIFUL EXCUSE FOR AN INTERNET WORST FUCKING SERVICE IN HISTORY FUCK CRICKET WIRELESS WORST FUCKING SERVICE EVER FUCKING RIPOFF PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THEM DON'T EVER BUY INTO THIS FUCKING PITIFUL EXCUSE FOR AN INTERNET WORST FUCKING SERVICE IN HISTORY FUCK CRICKET WIRELESS WORST FUCKING SERVICE EVER FUCKING RIPOFF PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THEM DON'T EVER BUY INTO THIS FUCKING PITIFUL EXCUSE FOR AN INTERNET WORST FUCKING SERVICE IN HISTORY FUCK CRICKET WIRELESS WORST FUCKING SERVICE EVER FUCKING RIPOFF PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THEM DON'T EVER BUY INTO THIS FUCKING PITIFUL EXCUSE FOR AN INTERNET WORST FUCKING SERVICE IN HISTORY FUCK CRICKET WIRELESS WORST FUCKING SERVICE EVER FUCKING RIPOFF PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THEM DON'T EVER BUY INTO THIS FUCKING PITIFUL EXCUSE FOR AN INTERNET WORST FUCKING SERVICE IN HISTORY FUCK CRICKET WIRELESS WORST FUCKING SERVICE EVER FUCKING RIPOFF PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THEM DON'T EVER BUY INTO THIS FUCKING PITIFUL EXCUSE FOR AN INTERNET WORST FUCKING SERVICE IN HISTORY FUCK CRICKET WIRELESS WORST FUCKING SERVICE EVER FUCKING RIPOFF PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THEM DON'T EVER BUY INTO THIS FUCKING PITIFUL EXCUSE FOR AN INTERNET WORST FUCKING SERVICE IN HISTORY FUCK CRICKET WIRELESS WORST FUCKING SERVICE EVER FUCKING RIPOFF PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THEM DON'T EVER BUY INTO THIS FUCKING PITIFUL EXCUSE FOR AN INTERNET WORST FUCKING SERVICE IN HISTORY FUCK CRICKET WIRELESS WORST FUCKING SERVICE EVER FUCKING RIPOFF PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THEM DON'T EVER BUY INTO THIS FUCKING PITIFUL EXCUSE FOR AN INTERNET WORST FUCKING SERVICE IN HISTORY FUCK CRICKET WIRELESS WORST FUCKING SERVICE EVER FUCKING RIPOFF PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THEM DON'T EVER BUY INTO THIS FUCKING PITIFUL EXCUSE FOR AN INTERNET WORST FUCKING SERVICE IN HISTORY FUCK CRICKET WIRELESS WORST FUCKING SERVICE EVER FUCKING RIPOFF PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THEM DON'T EVER BUY INTO THIS FUCKING PITIFUL EXCUSE FOR AN INTERNET WORST FUCKING SERVICE IN HISTORY FUCK CRICKET WIRELESS WORST FUCKING SERVICE EVER FUCKING RIPOFF PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THEM DON'T EVER BUY INTO THIS FUCKING PITIFUL EXCUSE FOR AN INTERNET WORST FUCKING SERVICE IN HISTORY FUCK CRICKET WIRELESS WORST FUCKING SERVICE EVER FUCKING RIPOFF PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THEM DON'T EVER BUY INTO THIS FUCKING PITIFUL EXCUSE FOR AN INTERNET WORST FUCKING SERVICE IN HISTORY FUCK CRICKET WIRELESS WORST FUCKING SERVICE EVER FUCKING RIPOFF PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THEM DON'T EVER BUY INTO THIS FUCKING PITIFUL EXCUSE FOR AN INTERNET WORST FUCKING SERVICE IN HISTORY FUCK CRICKET WIRELESS WORST FUCKING SERVICE EVER FUCKING RIPOFF PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THEM DON'T EVER BUY INTO THIS FUCKING PITIFUL EXCUSE FOR AN INTERNET WORST FUCKING SERVICE IN HISTORY FUCK CRICKET WIRELESS WORST FUCKING SERVICE EVER FUCKING RIPOFF PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THEM DON'T EVER BUY INTO THIS FUCKING PITIFUL EXCUSE FOR AN INTERNET WORST FUCKING SERVICE IN HISTORY FUCK CRICKET WIRELESS WORST FUCKING SERVICE EVER FUCKING RIPOFF PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THEM DON'T EVER BUY INTO THIS FUCKING PITIFUL EXCUSE FOR AN INTERNET WORST FUCKING SERVICE IN HISTORY FUCK CRICKET WIRELESS WORST FUCKING SERVICE EVER FUCKING RIPOFF PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THEM DON'T EVER BUY INTO THIS FUCKING PITIFUL EXCUSE FOR AN INTERNET WORST FUCKING SERVICE IN HISTORY FUCK CRICKET WIRELESS WORST FUCKING SERVICE EVER FUCKING RIPOFF PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THEM DON'T EVER BUY INTO THIS FUCKING PITIFUL EXCUSE FOR AN INTERNET WORST FUCKING SERVICE IN HISTORY FUCK CRICKET WIRELESS WORST FUCKING SERVICE EVER FUCKING RIPOFF PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THEM DON'T EVER BUY INTO THIS FUCKING PITIFUL EXCUSE FOR AN INTERNET WORST FUCKING SERVICE IN HISTORY FUCK CRICKET WIRELESS WORST FUCKING SERVICE EVER FUCKING RIPOFF PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THEM DON'T EVER BUY INTO THIS FUCKING PITIFUL EXCUSE FOR AN INTERNET WORST FUCKING SERVICE IN HISTORY FUCK CRICKET WIRELESS WORST FUCKING SERVICE EVER FUCKING RIPOFF PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THEM DON'T EVER BUY INTO THIS FUCKING PITIFUL EXCUSE FOR AN INTERNET WORST FUCKING SERVICE IN HISTORY
>>639
So you over 30, huh? Well then should't you have better things to do than this, like getting a job? Or do you want to live in you parents basement for the rest of your life? Also, what fucked up country do you live in? I come from Australia, so make fun of that if you want. You still haven't answered my original question, dumbass. Have you actually played Minecraft?
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Anonymous2011-09-13 15:51
>>644
I told you to get the fuck off my lawn, kid. Don't make me turn the hose on you.
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Anonymous2011-09-13 16:15
>>595
Ooh, then you're going to LOVE this:
They've increased the amount of clay and iron even MORE. Soon the faggots will start constructing their shelters out of IRON blocks.
>>645
No, you didn't say for me to get off your lawn, you brain-dead fucktard. Obviously you are such an idiot because you play Cod for six hours straight. You still haven't answered my questions.
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Anonymous2011-09-13 19:56
If all of you hate Minecraft so much why bother starting a flame war about it? Or is it because deep down inside you still have hope that Minecraft will become this amazing survival simulator back when
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Anonymous2011-09-13 20:48
clay is so abundant on suavebaby, it's ridiculous.
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Anonymous2011-09-13 20:55
>>647
That's it: I'm writing an angry letter to m00t about there being kids on my lawn.
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Anonymous2011-09-13 21:05
>>648
Minecraft used to be exactly that, back when Notch made the game for mature gamers. At this day and age Denis Leary is a fucking super hero. Would Notch have hired Denis Leary, Minecraft would be an actual GAME by now.
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Anonymous2011-09-13 21:42
>>651
What would your definition be of an "actual GAME". If by "GAME" you mean the "sheer manliness" of the Call of Duty franchise or the Halo series, then Minecraft utterly collapsed it self since redstone and cakes. On the other hand I understand where you're all coming from. But think about this: If you made a game with no aimed demographic than 20 year old's start buying it and it becomes a hit you want to appeal to that demographic, i'm sure most of you will say you would never sell out, but lets face it greed is a very powerful thing
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Anonymous2011-09-13 22:25
>>652
I will never play Call of Duty or Halo, but yes, Minecraft utterly collapsed when redstone was introduced.
I'm beginning to suspect that a lot of the recent fagginess in gaming can be blamed on people thinking "Well, if war is what it takes to become a man, I'm cutting my balls off today.". Even Duke Nukem is swooning over the government all of a sudden, so there's some misguided associations between war and manliness going on.
Minecrafts story is about a game already SET to a mature demographic, that used really foul forum bans to FORCE another demographic, upsetting a LOOOT of fans. Notch could have seen the kids and decided to make a kids game on the side, but instead he decided to fuck with his fanbase.
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Anonymous2011-09-14 1:33
"facts":
73% of mincraft players are furfags or retarded children
89% of minecraft forum-goers are furfags or retarded children
10% of the pepole on the forums complain that the forums are filled with furfags or retarded children
85% of THE ENTIRE INTERNET are furfags or retarded children
you people need to realize that the furfags are EVRYWHERE, NOT JUST THE MC FORUMS.
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Anonymous2011-09-14 3:05
>>654
While I doubt that, Notch could have kept "the rest of the internet" out of Minecraft instead of siding with them.
>>657
What the the fuck are you talking about? I haven't been banned from anything. Also, let me get this straight. This site is for 30 year old losers who have no brain and play Cod for six hours straight to talk bullshit and start flame wars. If so then this site is a fail
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Anonymous2011-09-14 7:36
>>658
You just keep on changing computers at your school. Eventually every computer at your middle school will be banned.
This "fail" has been around longer than Minecraft has, and ever will. HP Lovecraft taught my generation never to mess with old folks, because they're mean and often extradimensional. It's sad that your generation hasn't learned this.
>>659
1: I am typing these from my own computer. 2: there is no middle school in Australia, there is Primary School (grades 1-6), high schools (grades 7-12) and Universities (colleges). 3: Did you just call yourself mean and extradimensional?
>>660
1: Sure you do. Maybe m00t should have a word with your parents as well, about their supple virgin boy flirting around with adult men with hairy cocks, even if that isn't your real email.
2: What an extremely important thing to mention. Now get the fuck off this site.
3: I am among what's called the Great Oldfags. I am one of the few 4chan users listed on this list: https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Old_ones
>>662
Woah, woah, woah!
Don't sick m00t on his parents. That's just low.
I remember a kid telling us of how he had come home to find that m00t had visited his parents while he was at school, and had talked to them about parenting, and saw that both his parents had both dug their own eyeballs out of their sockets, saying they had no use for them anymore since m00t had shown them the way. That kid's probably in a mental ward now. Please don't do that.
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Anonymous2011-09-14 19:16
>>653
I don't think Minecraft is a bad game, it's the forums that's wrong with Minecraft. The Forums contain about 1/8 of Minecraft's fan base. 6/10 of the Minecraft Forums are incompetent children and furries. 5/6 of all furries and children are on the Forums and active. Now how many furries and children really play Minecraft. It's not that Minecraft's demographic has changed its that the more active fans are furries and children.
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Anonymous2011-09-14 19:46
>>664
Yes, the "active fans" are furries and children, because Curse is banning everyone else, and whoever remains on the Curse forums can make suggestions that Notch listens to, so the remainder of the fanbase has to eat the shit that the children and furries feeds us.
>>662
What is wrong with you, you cunt? What is your fucked up obsession with your age? Do you think it's cool to insult people, maybe you hope to impress other people of your nature so that you become the chief dickhead. Are you a follower of a H P Lovecraft cult or some shut?
>>666
Global rule #2:
"If you are under the age of 18, or it is illegal for you to view the materials contained on this website, discontinue browsing immediately."
Fuck off all the way back to Gaia.
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Anonymous2011-09-14 22:03
It's sweet that you can decide on startup whether to update to 1.8 or not, but I'm not taking any chances. My files are safely backed up.
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Anonymous2011-09-15 1:30
>>666
So basically there's a "Curse Conspiracy" going on in the Minecraft fanbase. Does Notch know of this?(rehtorical question)
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Anonymous2011-09-15 3:14
>>669
He should at least find it odd that his userbase has changed so suddenly since he appointed Curse to run the forums.
>>667
Where the hell is Gaia? Also, if under 18 year olds are not allowed to view this site, how come they don't ask you if you are over 18? Anyway, this argument is stupid. This is my final post on the subject, so I will say one last thing. You shut the fuck up about my parents fucking gay dildo-sucking retard.
4chan DOES basically ask you if you're 18 in the little popup that pops up the first time that you visit any of the boards from the main site, and usually it's a good idea to check the rules of a site, which in 4chans case are listed within a link at the bottom of the main page.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsSGXlIRckk
Fast forward to 5:00.
With the new update, Minecraft now defaults its Difficulty setting to Peaceful.
Minecraft now has monsters turned off by default.
A good demonstration of my reaction to this is at 3:53.
Imagine if any other game (like Doom or CoD) turned monsters/enemies off by default, and just intended you to walk around in an empty world, because its fanbase was too retarded to fight them. I can't believe that Curse has managed to destroy Minecrafts fanbase that thoroughly.
Guys, now more than ever, we need Hitler. Hitler wouldn't have taken for this crap and you know it. Hitler would have lead us to victory.
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Anonymous2011-09-15 14:14
>>677
Dude, Hitler is like 122 years old and retired. We have to settle for one of his descendants.
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Anonymous2011-09-15 16:15
Let me share with you a beautiful story that I found on the Minecraft WIKI:
"MOBS THE DEATH
a minecraft legend by a user can only be found on this page.the story goes like this is a minecraftian sets out to kill all mobs in his world and goes on an adventure.calling all minecraft players to help finish the story.i will begin it.the rest of you finish it.One day a young minecarfteian left his bed and made a huge house he worked for 3 days on.then he saw a green creature.he welcomed it into his home.then it comlemented him.this is a nice everything you have here.it would be a shame if somthing happend to it.ssssssssssssssssssssssss.BOOM."
>>678
i'm pretty sure all of his decendents are too busy working as curse staff to become dictators.
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Anonymous2011-09-16 10:22
so, how about that extremely broken 1.8 where 80% of the world is island-less ocean.
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Eviscerator112011-09-16 10:52
>>677
Just turn monsters on. Done.
That's what I do.
I also now turn villages off because I like minecraft as a survival game, not a tralalalala walking thru the forest hey a village I can survive now game.
Pussies.
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Anonymous2011-09-16 13:28
>>683
>Just turn monsters on.
Yes, obviously, but have you even heard of any game where the enemies - the actual challenge - started out being turned off in the settings, as if they were extras? Minecraft is now some sort of screensaver that can be turned INTO a game.
So after the enderman and the silverfish, what mob is up next? Sharks? Bears? No, meet the MOOSHROOM: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Mooshroom
It's a toadstool cow that you can shear for toadstools.
I thought Notch hired a consultant about these kinds of things.
>>690
If I paint my dick green and call it a creeper, will his 6yo son allow it into its little cave to blow up in creeper juice?
Seriously, why haven't we heard more stories about pedos infiltrating Minecraft servers in order to meet up with children? Because nobody wants children as retarded as Minecraft players?
What about meeting up with them irl just to beat them up?
>>694 >>695
When you're trying to troll, make sure that you know basic things about the game, such as it still being in 1.8.1, and has been in beta for a looong time.
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Anonymous2011-09-19 1:18
I don't play minecraft because I am not a faggot.
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Anonymous2011-09-19 19:45
Looking back, I can understand why Minecraft became so famous and successful, and it's funny because it isn't the game design. There were three reasons, all of them on YouTube:
The first was that noob burning down his house, getting punished by his stupidity, making us think that this game would deal with noobs very harshly.
The second was SeaNanners, and his plain charm. It sounds really gay, I know. The ugly truth is that psychopaths have the exact same charm about them, but as long as SeaNanners and I are worlds apart, I don't worry.
The third reason was X. X doesn't play Minecraft in a normal way. He explores and he experiments like a little kid, while still being mature about it. When Minecraft stopped throwing him interesting things, he quickly grew bored and stopped, and he told us straight that no amount of useless cookies would bring him back. (He's back NOW, but he told us it won't be for long, and I believe him.)
Two Let's Players managed to make a stupid game (that became exponentially more stupid later on) seem really interesting all by themselves. That's a creepy realization.
>>699
I would take you more seriously if you actually explained why.
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Anonymous2011-09-20 9:34
If you thought enderman EROSION was bad, then get a load of this: Animals are now permanent. They never spawn or despawn anymore. If you kill them, they're gone. If they fall down a deep cave or drop and die, they're gone. If the endlessly spawning wolves get to the sheep before you do, then no wool for you. If you want food now, you're going to have to grow it out of the ground. Unless you somehow herd all the animals into safe houses, they're going to die sooner or later.
This was meant to be part of an animal breeding system, but with the actual breeding not implemented, or even a herding system, it's just an extinction program.
I, for one, still got 1.7 installed.
I got cows all over my yard, and I kill them all I want.
You jelly?
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Anonymous2011-09-20 20:48
It appears that some Minecraft admins have begun requiring email adresses for their whitelists, giving them away to spam sites.
>>701
mobs are not permenent yet, you sir are mentally deficient.
also the mobs will respawn if there no mobs in a x-chunk radius.
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Anonymous2011-09-21 0:50
>>703
How dare you call me mentally deficient when you're still struggling with capitals and spelling?
You're half right, though: Very rarely new mobs will spawn. I should read through the entire article about animal spawning before drawing conclusions.
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Anonymous2011-09-21 1:02
>>557
Actually, it turns out that MinecraftChick is the second MANAGING DIRECTOR (CEO) of Mojang. (She's listed as such on the wiki.) Mojang AB is a shareholding company, isn't it? I don't know what's worse: That they hussled their fans, how the company percieves their fans, or that Mojang is run by a little girl in a pink wig who can't even play the game.
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Anonymous2011-09-21 1:14
>>596
Minecraft players are still oblivious as to why Notch would punish them for sleeping in the middle of the wilderness. From the official bug list:
"Occasionally, the player will wake when it is still night - sometimes spawning an enemy next to them." http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Known_bugs#Beds_2
I'm amazed they haven't added "Often when jumping off a high cliff, the player will lose health upon landing.".
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Anonymous2011-09-21 2:36
Jebs comment on how their Sonic XP doesn't work outside platform games, and keep crashing their servers:
"I guess we'll have to add a max amount to how much that may be dropped..." https://twitter.com/jeb_/status/114996544217944064
Why, Jeb? It's a horrible furry belief system - let it die in a fire!
Also, speaking of dying in a fire: What happens if you DO happen to die in a fire, or fall through the bottom of the world, or in any other way where your XP will simply be destroyed or not be able to be collected? This mechanic worked in Sonic The Furry because you weren't instantly teleported back to the beginning of the level, and you didn't build a career on collecting those rings. ...but no, the Sonic XP system HAS to be shoehorned into Minecraft, whether it crashes servers or nullifies months of leveling, or anything else that makes the game unplayable. The furries are fucking you all up the ass at this point.
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Anonymous2011-09-21 6:22
Notch invented a new mob: The snowman. http://twitter.com/#!/notch/status/116449292859883520
You're able to craft these, who will run around spreading snow everywhere, and throw snowballs at other mobs.
While a craftable mob is a pretty cool concept, pretty much everything Notch has come up with lately fails at the question "...but what GOOD does it do?".
What GOOD does pushing mobs around with snowballs do? What GOOD does having to shovel your driveway constantly because of a mob do? The universal question that Minecraft has begun to orbit is "What faggotry is this?".
First giant mushrooms, then mooshrooms, and now this?
Also, are you ON shrooms, Notch?
Where's the hundreds of bugfixes that you should be getting around to?
Where's simple NATURAL stuff like moss growing on cobblestone?
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Anonymous2011-09-21 7:51
This is not as much Minecraft sucking, as it is general information:
If you are able to master the new critical hit system - jumping and hitting the mob while coming down - you can do very well with just a wooden sword, and as well as a DIAMOND sword with a stone sword on regular mobs. (Steel swords are now noob swords, because they only improve normal damage on all mobs - criticals are the same.)
Of course you can do very well with any sword regardless, if you're just careful.
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Anonymous2011-09-21 9:48
I think that Curses ethnic cleansing of non-furries and mature people, are going on at the wiki too, but that they're trying to hide it using the abuse filter bot, because people are getting banned forever for using "disallowed words". "Disallowed words" are usually swears (that will melt the brains of faggots, I guess), but there's nothing even close to swears in the latest bans:
"You need to stop adding that video. Not only are you edit warring, you're not following the Video Policy. --JonTheMon 21:18, 19 September 2011 (UTC)"
"== 1.8 Pre-release mob IDs ==
I noticed in the 1.8 pre-release that you can no longer see mobs' ID numbers above their heads when using F3. Should that be added to the change list?"
Further, they're done one after another, 16 minutes apart, in response to posts made 2 days ago and 9 days ago. Automated bots don't behave that way.
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Anonymous2011-09-21 10:13
>>710
For instance, Maissimies was perma-banned after just one single edit in total, namely:
"* Possibly portal to other save-file"
Naturally you'd wish to check out what exactly the abuse filter WOULD block, as being perma-banned would be something one would wish to avoid, but this is being kept secret, and you're met with the message "You may not view details of this filter, because it is hidden from public view.". This is not something that should be hidden from public view, but it is hidden to make it able to ban anyone for anything.
According to the logs, there's only two users who has ever tampered with the abuse filter: Curse staff member Wynthyst and 18yo wiki-admin Quatroking, with Wynthyst being the one who did the latest modifications.
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Anonymous2011-09-21 11:35
It's so easy to see what the problem is with Minecraft, that I almost feel embarrassed to have to come out and say it. But what we have here once more, as with Seiklus, or Flow, or Flower, or Braid, or Spelunky, or any of the other so-called "indie" abortions, is the same old story, and if there's no one left reviewing games today who actually knows anything about them, and such blatant failings can pass by everyone else unnoticed, I guess I am just going to have to take a few moments out of my day to sit down, write a few words, and point them out.
Most people who've heard about this game will doubtless have seen at least one or two screenshots of some of those huge, elaborate and colorful structures that Minecraft's most intrepid, let us call them "players", have been building: from giant castles, cities, futuristic landscapes and the like, to detailed recreations of anything from private residences to cars to fucking Imperial cruisers from Star Wars, and so forth. And I mean, seriously, there's no denying the darn things are impressive — at least the first time you see them, and until you've realized what's wrong with them.
And what's wrong with them, to cut this short and get to the fucking point, is that they are DEAD. EMPTY. BARREN. LIFELESS — devoid of ANY complexity apart from the primitive physical properties of a bunch of colorful blocks placed in more or less eye-pleasing patterns, get it? — something which is not at all the case with the original sandbox-type game (Sim City) and its by-now practically countless descendants. For a city in Sim City is FAR MORE THAN A BUNCH OF COLORFUL BLOCKS RESTING ON EACH OTHER. It is, or at least does a pretty darn decent job of simulating, a living, breathing, growing or declining (depending on the player's skill) urban agglomeration with its own rules and constantly evolving properties. The structures in Sim City, in other words, COMMUNICATE WITH EACH OTHER. Its simulated streets are filled with simulations of cars carrying simulations of people driving back and forth from their simulated homes to their simulated workplaces and shopping in the simulated malls. The airports in Sim City ACTUALLY FUNCTION (you can even see the simulated planes flying over your simulated city, and sometimes even crash into it)
The ports and stadiums and railways likewise. Contrast this to a "city" in Minecraft, which has the exact same properties as a "city" built from Lego blocks — I.E. NONE. It just sits there and does nothing. If Sim City is supposed to simulate a city then, Minecraft IS SUPPOSED TO BE SIMULATING LEGO BLOCKS. CAN YOU INTERNET FUCKFACES SEE THE RETROGRESSION NOW? I mean what's next, a "game" that simulates NOTHING? Because, if we pursue the "indie" bums' relentless downward plunge towards minimum complexity, that would be the next logical step.
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Anonymous2011-09-21 12:04
>>712
What's worse: Minecraft wasn't at all intended to be a building game to begin with. It was all about man vs. nature survival - about braving the horrors of deep dark caves. Then the faggots invaded and turned it into Lego + Disneyland.
>>714
Doesn't matter what the topic is: Americans all sound the same.
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Herpyderpy2011-09-21 18:01
Dom dies in GOW3
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Anonymous2011-09-22 0:05
Realizing that having Curse fire his entire fanbase in the interest of acquiring another one, didn't leave him with fans he could rely on to improve Minecraft, and realizing that his own ideas were fucking horrible, six hours ago Notch resorted to bribing any professional reviewers with "loads of free money" if they gave the game good reviews.
"In the interest of confusing things for everyone, I will give every reporter who gives minecraft a good review actual money. Loads of it.
It's not a bribe! It's just free money."
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Anonymous2011-09-22 0:37
>>711
The Minecraft wiki used to be run by Quatroking and Citricsquid, who were pretty anti-faggot, but his all changed in February this year, when users Bumble and Kaelten appointed Wynthyst to assume control over the wiki in the name of Curse, and Wynthyst has been running the wiki since. No doubt that's when the "abuse filter" began banning everyone non-furry above 18.
I hear Guild Wars is releasing wearable FURRY EARS to its players.
Who is running the wiki there?
Curse, through Wynthyst.
Coincidence?
I bet furry ears will be a fact in Minecraft in just a few years.
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Anonymous2011-09-22 1:31
Why does everyone hate Curse? Who are they?
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Anonymous2011-09-22 2:47
>>721
Basically the fascist furries who run the Minecraft community. You could read this thread and find out.
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Anonymous2011-09-22 14:48
>>713 Minecraft can be played any way you like, nobody is forcing you to build pixel art or make redstone contraptions, you can play it as a survival game if that is what floats your boat, but some people make pixel art, redstone traps and doors ect.
Don't hate on people just for playing a different way, nobody does that on cod or any other games, on cod you can sneak around, snipe
or just run in there with a machine gun, it don't matter.
Also being a homophobe is not cool :/
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faggot2011-09-22 14:50
i love sexing with big grizzly men
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Anonymous2011-09-22 21:48
>>722
In CoD nobody turns the enemies off for you by default, and calls running a cafe in a map "a different way to play tha game". That is not playing ANY kind of game. That is being retarded.
Faggots aren't necessarily homosexuals. In general faggots are basically people with their heads in the clouds, too mentally weak or immature to deal with reality. In the real world they typically piss around with imaginary moral issues - the so called "moralfaggots", known for banning swearing at multiplayer servers - while in Minecraft they piss around with redstone and creative mode, because they're too retarded to even play the game.
Faggots and normal people cannot live side by side, because faggots are so weak that they would die if they were exposed to the real world for long. That's why they create safe havens for themselves, where normal people are banned. Such a place is the Curse Minecraft forums and wiki, whose faggot takeover resulted in the ban of basically every oldschool player there.
...so YES, I'm being forced to piss around with redstone and be retarded, if I ever want to hang around these living abortions.
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Anonymous2011-09-22 23:56
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Anonymous2011-09-22 23:56
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Anonymous2011-09-23 0:02
1.9 will apparently add even more goofy stuff, but mostly to the Nether. One good thing is that Notch has decided to scrap Nethermen picking up blocks altogether, stating: "It was a horrible idea." Yes, it was.
This update can add the Blaze and the Magma Cube to the goofy mobs section. Personally I think the magma cube is the only decent mob since wolves. Do we really need more mobs?
On a more general note, do we really need more stuff at all? These "adventure updates" have been 50% goofy ideas and 50% bugs. At this point creepers occationally don't kill you, but instead fixes your stuff. (You don't believe me? Check this out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9kwYRGKQTk )
I'm sure the cancerheads will love shiny new things, but soon enough the game will be unplayable even for them. This is a beta, so fix some bugs.
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Anonymous2011-09-23 0:27
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Hi, "ProDuellerz" from Germany. You know, when spamming Anon, it's usually a good idea to be behind 7 proxies.
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Anonymous2011-09-23 0:42
Mine the gold while you can still get full ingots from the ore. Zombie pigmen will be dropping gold nuggets in 1.9. I don't know if Notch is of sane mind anymore, but zombies used to drop feathers before chickens were added, so if Notch knows how gold nuggets are acquired in the real world, this drop is an experiment, prior to letting nuggets replace dropped gold ore. This would make gold a rare metal again (and not the opposite by making it renewable in 1.9).
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Anonymous2011-09-23 1:59
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Anonymous2011-09-23 1:59
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Anonymous2011-09-23 3:50
Why do people say that anyone that doesn't play hardcore survival is a faggot? Some people play the game to survive, others play it to build huge buildings and some people play it to make redefine circuits. This versatility makes Minecraft a great game. Don't even bother calling me a faggot because 1. I don't care what you call me and 2. A faggot wouldn't know how to post this.
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Anonymous2011-09-23 4:41
>>748
No, faggots don't "PLAY it" to build huge buildings, because building buildings without difficulty can not be classified as a game to begin with. A game has a challenge of at least SOME difficulty. Drawing a house on paper (any way you want) is not a "game". Creative mode is not a "game". It's a simulation app at most. ...and don't you dare call it a "sandbox game" because a sandbox game is a game like GTA, and GTA has a challenge. Survival mode isn't "hardcore". It's a normal game. If you can't play simple games without killing yourself, you deserve a Virtual Darwin award.
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Anonymous2011-09-23 6:23
>>749
I'm not arguing on the fact that some idiots can't play survival but creative mode is a 'game'. Where is tge rule that all games have to be challenging? Anyway, in creative you challenge yourself and your imagination to make what you want the best way possible. A lot of people who play Minecraft probably have some desire to be an architect, so creative is perfect for them. Same goes for redstone circuitry. Some people may be interested in electricity and want to maybe be an electrician. Should we laugh and insult them and deny them oppurtunity and support for their cause? What kind of a world what it be if everyone insulted one another's choices and made everyone have no confidence?
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Anonymous2011-09-23 8:18
>>750
>Where is tge rule that all games have to be challenging?
"A game’s tools and rules will result in its requiring skill, strategy, luck, or a combination thereof, and are classified accordingly.
Games of skill include games of physical skill, such as wrestling, tug of war, hopscotch, target shooting, and stake, and games of mental skill such as checkers and chess. Games of strategy include checkers, chess, go, arimaa, and tic-tac-toe, and often require special equipment to play them. Games of chance include gambling games (blackjack, mah-jongg, roulette, etc.), as well as snakes and ladders and rock, paper, scissors; most require equipment such as cards or dice. However, most games contain two or all three of these elements. For example, American football and baseball involve both physical skill and strategy while tiddlywinks, poker, and Monopoly combine strategy and chance. Many card and board games combine all three; most trick-taking games involve mental skill, strategy, and an element of chance, as do many strategic board games such as Risk, Settlers of Catan, and Carcassonne."
- "Game" article, Wikipedia
I'm dumbfounded over that you don't even know the simple concept of what a game is. Sure, games used to be more challenging back when only real men played games, but I didn't know that gaming, and humanity in general, could decay so far that the whole meaning of the word "game" could be lost so some people.
>Anyway, in creative you challenge yourself and your imagination to make what you want the best way possible.
No, that is called "setting up goals for oneself", and "being creative" which you can do with anything. You could create a game WTHIN Minecraft, just as you can create a game within a train, but that doesn't turn riding a train itself into a game.
>Minecraft probably have some desire to be an architect, so creative is perfect for them.
Yeah, it's "perfect for them" *if they're five years old and they can't get legos*. If you want to talk perfect tools, there's the Unreal Development Kit to start off with, and even better tools than that if you can afford it.
>Some people may be interested in electricity and want to maybe be an electrician. Should we laugh and insult them and deny them oppurtunity and support for their cause? What kind of a world what it be if everyone insulted one another's choices and made everyone have no confidence?
As real-life circuit engineer, I appreciate that you can learn this stuff, but *it has no place in a mining game*. Minecraft should feel like suffocating in the armpit of a sweaty dwarf - not like being a nerd. Notch could have made a nerd game *on the side* of Minecraft, and it would have been okay.
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Anonymous2011-09-23 14:12
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Anonymous2011-09-23 15:15
>>751
Ok, so you've given me an example from Wikipedia. Creative mode does have a real challenge. Everything has a challenge. Getting up in the morning is a challenge. It is just that most people here don't seem to understand what the challenge is. I am not saying that I play creative very much, but I am trying to defend people from insults and abuse. It's like being rascist to them, with everyone thinking that their 'different' and that their bad because of it, Also, I know the examples that I gave you about the architecture and redstone wiring aren't very good, but on the architecture side it is more complex, larger in scale and more challenging than Lego. Anyone can whack a few Lego bricks together and call it art, but you need to make something big, spectacular and well decorated for it to look good in Minecraft. On the redstone side, I know that it might not be that realistic compared to real electricity but where else would people be able to make things like that?
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Anonymous2011-09-23 19:03
>>753
No, everything isn't a "challenge" unless you're particularly "CHALLENGED". Getting up in the morning isn't a particular challenge for normal people (and it certainly isn't a game either because it isn't even enjoyable, making it at most a tedious task).
...and challenged people can be challenged all they want, but when Cursed stepped in, and banned everyone who WASN'T mentally challenged, and forced Notch to adapt to a new RETARD fanbase, then normal people are going to get pissed off about the REVERSED racism, especially since it was done in such a horrendous manner. (Banning people for "being rapists" without appeal, et.c..)
When building Lego, you have to pay attention to gravity, to finding pieces, and to make sure that you have enough pieces. Minecraft is easier than Lego. The only challenge in Minecraft is overcoming its ugliness, by making the creations so big that you can't see the blocks anymore. It's still just "getting creative", not "playing a game".
I'm not talking about redstone not being realistic. I'm talking about it not having a place in Minecraft. In fact, it's the very OPPOSITE of Minecraft, which is why most of the community started raging against it.
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Anonymous2011-09-24 1:19
>>754
Again, I used a crap example about getting out of bed, but it is a challenge, albeit a very small one which 99.9% of people can do. What is Cursed? I am not a big member of the Minecraft community so I don't know who they are. What the heck is reverse racism? If people got banned for 'being rapists' then they were probably acting like one and if they were rapists then why would you give them a second chance. That is like if you were raped and moved away from the rapist you didn't press charges and told the rapist your new address. I do agree with you that all blocks should have gravity, but as it is now you can make cool floating islands and other things like that. Have you ever seen an actual floating island built out of Lego? You may think that the graphics are ugly but I and many other people thing that it adds to the game, giving it a surreal, alien feel. Also, the game was originally developed by one guy with no acces to fancy graphics. Also, how is redstone the opposite of Minecraft?
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Anonymous2011-09-24 1:23
Ender pearls - what do they do?
Ask an oldschool player and he will say he has no idea.
Ask a Curse player, and he will tell you that it summoned Jesus.
There is actually a LIST of common psychosis that players have from these things: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Ender_Pearl
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Anonymous2011-09-24 2:10
>>755
Just because something is a challenge to one fat guy in a thousand, that doesn't make it a challenge for the rest of them. Creative mode isn't a challenge unless you're challenged, and thus it can't be called a game.
You can read this thread and find out what Curse is.
You can also look up "reverse racism" on Wikipedia if you're clueless about that as well, and if you find more even more basic concepts confusing - like "false accusations" - don't bother to ask, because by now your defense is "Yeah, but I'm a moron, so I don't get what you're saying.".
In the case of Lego, you are even making my point FOR me: If not even gravity is an obstacle in Minecraft, then it cannot be called a game.
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Anonymous2011-09-24 2:18
>>755
"Also, how is redstone the opposite of Minecraft?"
How is my dick the opposite of your ass? Please explain! How is me raping you up the bum the opposite of what you want? What are you talking about? Where did my dick go? What do you mean "it's in your ass"? I don't understand! If I came inside you, then you probably did something to deserve it. I don't get it.
I love how E has completely replaced I as the inventory button. How do I spell "enventory"?
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Anonymous2011-09-24 6:00
>>758
Lol. I find that response funny. The only thing wrong with it is that you didn't actually answer the question. In case you need reminding, the question is ,'How is redstone the opposite of Minecraft?' I also have another question. Do you play Minecraft?
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Anonymous2011-09-24 6:09
>>757
Uh, where is the thread? I'm a bit confused, but are you calling me mentally challenged or not? I did not know what reverse fascism was because the term is seldom used, at least where I live. I do, however, know and understand what false accusations are, so I am not a moron. Why were you arguing with me on the whole gravity thing? I agreed with you, for God's sake. You know how you said that a game must have a challenge of either skill, strategy, luck, chance or a combination of these. Explain to me how luck and chance are a challenge.
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Anonymous2011-09-24 10:02
>>761
I'm sorry, I don't answer questions. Do you have a keyboard?
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Anonymous2011-09-24 11:51
>>762
"You can read this thread and find out what Curse is."
"Uh, where is the thread?"
"I'm a bit confused, but are you calling me mentally challenged or not?"
Well, NOW I am. I am NOT going to explain what the word "this" means.
...and no, I am not going to explain how luck counts as being challenging either.
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Anonymous2011-09-24 16:03
>>764
I am typing these from my iPod Touch, so if the 'this' was a link, I didn't see it.
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Anonymous2011-09-24 20:00
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Anonymous2011-09-24 20:11
This article seem like an act of trolling to me. The answers for Skyrim in comparisons 2) and 3) are outrightly false; they either actively misrepresent the facts or demonstrate complete ignorance about what the devs have made explicitly clear in interviews. I'm calling it trolling because the author is citing his ignorance of Skyrim as evidence ("well Oblivion had this problem, and I'm just gonna assume they've done nothing to address it, whereas the fact that I'm actually paying attention to Dark Souls helps me to know how they are improving that game").
I'd like to give the author the benefit of doubt, but he is the frickin' editor in chief, I'd expect him to know that the devs have said explicitly (on every occasion that they mention the topic of the playable area) that while the landmass is roughly the same as Oblivion, it is more densly packed with content. Why intentionally incite a fight between the fans of these franchises, and do it by misinformation? It's nice that you want to use your authority to promote a good game, but using the rhetoric of trolls is not the way, and it doesn't persuade me. If you wanna do an actual comparison sometime, I'll consider that, but this article isn't such a comparison. But if your intention was to annoy TES fans, you've succeeded in my case. This article seem like an act of trolling to me. The answers for Skyrim in comparisons 2) and 3) are outrightly false; they either actively misrepresent the facts or demonstrate complete ignorance about what the devs have made explicitly clear in interviews. I'm calling it trolling because the author is citing his ignorance of Skyrim as evidence ("well Oblivion had this problem, and I'm just gonna assume they've done nothing to address it, whereas the fact that I'm actually paying attention to Dark Souls helps me to know how they are improving that game").
I'd like to give the author the benefit of doubt, but he is the frickin' editor in chief, I'd expect him to know that the devs have said explicitly (on every occasion that they mention the topic of the playable area) that while the landmass is roughly the same as Oblivion, it is more densly packed with content. Why intentionally incite a fight between the fans of these franchises, and do it by misinformation? It's nice that you want to use your authority to promote a good game, but using the rhetoric of trolls is not the way, and it doesn't persuade me. If you wanna do an actual comparison sometime, I'll consider that, but this article isn't such a comparison. But if your intention was to annoy TES fans, you've succeeded in my case. This article seem like an act of trolling to me. The answers for Skyrim in comparisons 2) and 3) are outrightly false; they either actively misrepresent the facts or demonstrate complete ignorance about what the devs have made explicitly clear in interviews. I'm calling it trolling because the author is citing his ignorance of Skyrim as evidence ("well Oblivion had this problem, and I'm just gonna assume they've done nothing to address it, whereas the fact that I'm actually paying attention to Dark Souls helps me to know how they are improving that game").
I'd like to give the author the benefit of doubt, but he is the frickin' editor in chief, I'd expect him to know that the devs have said explicitly (on every occasion that they mention the topic of the playable area) that while the landmass is roughly the same as Oblivion, it is more densly packed with content. Why intentionally incite a fight between the fans of these franchises, and do it by misinformation? It's nice that you want to use your authority to promote a good game, but using the rhetoric of trolls is not the way, and it doesn't persuade me. If you wanna do an actual comparison sometime, I'll consider that, but this article isn't such a comparison. But if your intention was to annoy TES fans, you've succeeded in my case. This article seem like an act of trolling to me. The answers for Skyrim in comparisons 2) and 3) are outrightly false; they either actively misrepresent the facts or demonstrate complete ignorance about what the devs have made explicitly clear in interviews. I'm calling it trolling because the author is citing his ignorance of Skyrim as evidence ("well Oblivion had this problem, and I'm just gonna assume they've done nothing to address it, whereas the fact that I'm actually paying attention to Dark Souls helps me to know how they are improving that game").
I'd like to give the author the benefit of doubt, but he is the frickin' editor in chief, I'd expect him to know that the devs have said explicitly (on every occasion that they mention the topic of the playable area) that while the landmass is roughly the same as Oblivion, it is more densly packed with content. Why intentionally incite a fight between the fans of these franchises, and do it by misinformation? It's nice that you want to use your authority to promote a good game, but using the rhetoric of trolls is not the way, and it doesn't persuade me. If you wanna do an actual comparison sometime, I'll consider that, but this article isn't such a comparison. But if your intention was to annoy TES fans, you've succeeded in my case. This article seem like an act of trolling to me. The answers for Skyrim in comparisons 2) and 3) are outrightly false; they either actively misrepresent the facts or demonstrate complete ignorance about what the devs have made explicitly clear in interviews. I'm calling it trolling because the author is citing his ignorance of Skyrim as evidence ("well Oblivion had this problem, and I'm just gonna assume they've done nothing to address it, whereas the fact that I'm actually paying attention to Dark Souls helps me to know how they are improving that game").
I'd like to give the author the benefit of doubt, but he is the frickin' editor in chief, I'd expect him to know that the devs have said explicitly (on every occasion that they mention the topic of the playable area) that while the landmass is roughly the same as Oblivion, it is more densly packed with content. Why intentionally incite a fight between the fans of these franchises, and do it by misinformation? It's nice that you want to use your authority to promote a good game, but using the rhetoric of trolls is not the way, and it doesn't persuade me. If you wanna do an actual comparison sometime, I'll consider that, but this article isn't such a comparison. But if your intention was to annoy TES fans, you've succeeded in my case. This article seem like an act of trolling to me. The answers for Skyrim in comparisons 2) and 3) are outrightly false; they either actively misrepresent the facts or demonstrate complete ignorance about what the devs have made explicitly clear in interviews. I'm calling it trolling because the author is citing his ignorance of Skyrim as evidence ("well Oblivion had this problem, and I'm just gonna assume they've done nothing to address it, whereas the fact that I'm actually paying attention to Dark Souls helps me to know how they are improving that game").
I'd like to give the author the benefit of doubt, but he is the frickin' editor in chief, I'd expect him to know that the devs have said explicitly (on every occasion that they mention the topic of the playable area) that while the landmass is roughly the same as Oblivion, it is more densly packed with content. Why intentionally incite a fight between the fans of these franchises, and do it by misinformation? It's nice that you want to use your authority to promote a good game, but using the rhetoric of trolls is not the way, and it doesn't persuade me. If you wanna do an actual comparison sometime, I'll consider that, but this article isn't such a comparison. But if your intention was to annoy TES fans, you've succeeded in my case.
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Anonymous2011-09-24 20:11
This article seem like an act of trolling to me. The answers for Skyrim in comparisons 2) and 3) are outrightly false; they either actively misrepresent the facts or demonstrate complete ignorance about what the devs have made explicitly clear in interviews. I'm calling it trolling because the author is citing his ignorance of Skyrim as evidence ("well Oblivion had this problem, and I'm just gonna assume they've done nothing to address it, whereas the fact that I'm actually paying attention to Dark Souls helps me to know how they are improving that game").
I'd like to give the author the benefit of doubt, but he is the frickin' editor in chief, I'd expect him to know that the devs have said explicitly (on every occasion that they mention the topic of the playable area) that while the landmass is roughly the same as Oblivion, it is more densly packed with content. Why intentionally incite a fight between the fans of these franchises, and do it by misinformation? It's nice that you want to use your authority to promote a good game, but using the rhetoric of trolls is not the way, and it doesn't persuade me. If you wanna do an actual comparison sometime, I'll consider that, but this article isn't such a comparison. But if your intention was to annoy TES fans, you've succeeded in my case. This article seem like an act of trolling to me. The answers for Skyrim in comparisons 2) and 3) are outrightly false; they either actively misrepresent the facts or demonstrate complete ignorance about what the devs have made explicitly clear in interviews. I'm calling it trolling because the author is citing his ignorance of Skyrim as evidence ("well Oblivion had this problem, and I'm just gonna assume they've done nothing to address it, whereas the fact that I'm actually paying attention to Dark Souls helps me to know how they are improving that game").
I'd like to give the author the benefit of doubt, but he is the frickin' editor in chief, I'd expect him to know that the devs have said explicitly (on every occasion that they mention the topic of the playable area) that while the landmass is roughly the same as Oblivion, it is more densly packed with content. Why intentionally incite a fight between the fans of these franchises, and do it by misinformation? It's nice that you want to use your authority to promote a good game, but using the rhetoric of trolls is not the way, and it doesn't persuade me. If you wanna do an actual comparison sometime, I'll consider that, but this article isn't such a comparison. But if your intention was to annoy TES fans, you've succeeded in my case. This article seem like an act of trolling to me. The answers for Skyrim in comparisons 2) and 3) are outrightly false; they either actively misrepresent the facts or demonstrate complete ignorance about what the devs have made explicitly clear in interviews. I'm calling it trolling because the author is citing his ignorance of Skyrim as evidence ("well Oblivion had this problem, and I'm just gonna assume they've done nothing to address it, whereas the fact that I'm actually paying attention to Dark Souls helps me to know how they are improving that game").
I'd like to give the author the benefit of doubt, but he is the frickin' editor in chief, I'd expect him to know that the devs have said explicitly (on every occasion that they mention the topic of the playable area) that while the landmass is roughly the same as Oblivion, it is more densly packed with content. Why intentionally incite a fight between the fans of these franchises, and do it by misinformation? It's nice that you want to use your authority to promote a good game, but using the rhetoric of trolls is not the way, and it doesn't persuade me. If you wanna do an actual comparison sometime, I'll consider that, but this article isn't such a comparison. But if your intention was to annoy TES fans, you've succeeded in my case. This article seem like an act of trolling to me. The answers for Skyrim in comparisons 2) and 3) are outrightly false; they either actively misrepresent the facts or demonstrate complete ignorance about what the devs have made explicitly clear in interviews. I'm calling it trolling because the author is citing his ignorance of Skyrim as evidence ("well Oblivion had this problem, and I'm just gonna assume they've done nothing to address it, whereas the fact that I'm actually paying attention to Dark Souls helps me to know how they are improving that game").
I'd like to give the author the benefit of doubt, but he is the frickin' editor in chief, I'd expect him to know that the devs have said explicitly (on every occasion that they mention the topic of the playable area) that while the landmass is roughly the same as Oblivion, it is more densly packed with content. Why intentionally incite a fight between the fans of these franchises, and do it by misinformation? It's nice that you want to use your authority to promote a good game, but using the rhetoric of trolls is not the way, and it doesn't persuade me. If you wanna do an actual comparison sometime, I'll consider that, but this article isn't such a comparison. But if your intention was to annoy TES fans, you've succeeded in my case. This article seem like an act of trolling to me. The answers for Skyrim in comparisons 2) and 3) are outrightly false; they either actively misrepresent the facts or demonstrate complete ignorance about what the devs have made explicitly clear in interviews. I'm calling it trolling because the author is citing his ignorance of Skyrim as evidence ("well Oblivion had this problem, and I'm just gonna assume they've done nothing to address it, whereas the fact that I'm actually paying attention to Dark Souls helps me to know how they are improving that game").
I'd like to give the author the benefit of doubt, but he is the frickin' editor in chief, I'd expect him to know that the devs have said explicitly (on every occasion that they mention the topic of the playable area) that while the landmass is roughly the same as Oblivion, it is more densly packed with content. Why intentionally incite a fight between the fans of these franchises, and do it by misinformation? It's nice that you want to use your authority to promote a good game, but using the rhetoric of trolls is not the way, and it doesn't persuade me. If you wanna do an actual comparison sometime, I'll consider that, but this article isn't such a comparison. But if your intention was to annoy TES fans, you've succeeded in my case. This article seem like an act of trolling to me. The answers for Skyrim in comparisons 2) and 3) are outrightly false; they either actively misrepresent the facts or demonstrate complete ignorance about what the devs have made explicitly clear in interviews. I'm calling it trolling because the author is citing his ignorance of Skyrim as evidence ("well Oblivion had this problem, and I'm just gonna assume they've done nothing to address it, whereas the fact that I'm actually paying attention to Dark Souls helps me to know how they are improving that game").
I'd like to give the author the benefit of doubt, but he is the frickin' editor in chief, I'd expect him to know that the devs have said explicitly (on every occasion that they mention the topic of the playable area) that while the landmass is roughly the same as Oblivion, it is more densly packed with content. Why intentionally incite a fight between the fans of these franchises, and do it by misinformation? It's nice that you want to use your authority to promote a good game, but using the rhetoric of trolls is not the way, and it doesn't persuade me. If you wanna do an actual comparison sometime, I'll consider that, but this article isn't such a comparison. But if your intention was to annoy TES fans, you've succeeded in my case.
>>765
It's too bad that you can't read this thread. Maybe you can try reading this thread instead, or this, or even this one. There's also this Wikipedia article, and this encyclopedia entry, and this signed confession by Obama. I should tip off xkcd about this iPod handicap, because this was hilarious.
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Anonymous2011-09-24 22:43
NEXT xkcd will just be a caption saying:
"770 Name: Anonymous : 2011-09-24 21:31
>>765
It's too bad that you can't read this thread. Maybe you can try reading this thread instead, or this, or even this one. There's also this Wikipedia article, and this encyclopedia entry, and this signed confession by Obama. I should tip off xkcd about this iPod handicap, because this was hilarious."
...and underneath it will say:
"If I ever find out where you live...
(Todays strip is related to this thread.)"
>>771
Here are the coordinates for my house on Google Maps.
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Anonymous2011-09-25 6:41
>>770
Now your just pulling my leg. Get a frickin life.
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Anonymous2011-09-25 7:52
>>718
While Curse-employee Wynthyst by now rules the Minecraft wiki with an iron fist, furries started creeping into the wiki as far back as Kizzycocoa, who actually describes himself an 18yo furry faaar away from manliness. If anyone, he understands the minds of the new Minecraft furries, so when he saw that there was a wiki article named "Breeding" he immediately had it locked to prevent it from being filled with arousing descriptions of sheep rectums. (Wynthyst overruled this, but Kizzycocoas reason can still be read in the page history.)
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Anonymous2011-09-25 8:19
I hear random Minecraft player IMMJR is getting stalked for some reason. (He's wasn't that active on the forums or anything, last entry being a year ago.) As Wynthyst is hiding his personal information on the wiki, I thought I'd piss off a part of the Curse staff by listing what he removed here instead:
Name: Matthew
Age: 16
Gender: Male
Location: United States
Operating System: Mac
That's it. Good luck with the stalking based on that. There was also a picture of this guy, that would be even less useful.
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Anonymous2011-09-25 8:36
You can tell that the furries are having high hopes about the breeding system based on how they've interpreted Notch's Twitter messages:
"Feeding animals makes them enter 'love mode'.
Hearts will come out of animals while in love mode."
...so absed on this, if you feed an animal, instead of becoming your best friend like the wolf becoming your dog, a cow will "enter love mode", and suck your dick.
>>777
So basically you want big trees and more mods, instead of swamps? There are furries running around in Minecraft, and you want bigger trees?
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Anonymous2011-09-25 10:32
>>777
I would, if I wouldn't need to register.
Not making an account on that website.
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Anonymous2011-09-25 10:36
Just a heads up: I'm starting my monthly steroid cycle today, so if I start to get aggressive over some shit and use all-caps and start about tearing organs out of those fucking retard Curse noobs, it's the steroids talking.
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12yzdamasta2011-09-25 12:18
Minecraft does not suck. ABANDONED MINESHAFTS FTW
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Anonymous2011-09-25 13:58
>>781
Your name is "12 year olds - the master" in ebonics. Of course you don't think Minecraft sucks.
Is anybody else finding it kind of creepy that Notch is giving Minecraft fungal infections. Sure, giant shrooms is just moronic, but mycelium blocks spreading spores that infects mammals to the point that shrooms start growing on them? ...that you are supposed to bring home and shear, so that you can eat these flesheating mushrooms? If this is Notch's way of spreading something similar to cancer, then good job, because I can't wait to see what the kids learn from this irl. Also, I would stay away from minecraft players in the future - at least don't let them touch you.
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Anonymous2011-09-26 16:40
Minecraft is the only game I know, where pissing on the actual players is a game mode. That's what the fags are doing when they fly around and put free infinite diamond blocks everywhere: They're pissing on us. Notch made this game to piss on heterosexuality.
mindcraft is a overated game. its played for soical acceptance. i think the games sucks becuase of the point i just made. what makes me laugh. is that the same people who play mindcraft, tend to complain about the graphics on other games. and yet they play mindcraft? bullshit.
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Anonymous2011-09-26 21:23
>>788
Maybe you should work on your spelling before you complain
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Anonymous2011-09-27 0:01
>>788
Minecraft is not played for "soical acceptance" It's played because of the youtube craze that totally brainwashed all those Faggots and Furries and exiled the mature Demographic. And no people who play "mindcraft" don't complain about the other game's graphics. They complain to Notch about the game being to hard on Peaceful, f**king peaceful
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Anonymous2011-09-27 7:30
I just heard some numbers saying that two thirds of all players play a game for the challenge, while the remaining third play it for opposite reasons. While 33% is a lot of retards, this means that Notch and Curse just HALVED their user-base. Way to go, Mojang. I applaud your underhanded and rotten business strategies.
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Anonymous2011-09-27 8:08
>>756
Curse player psychosis doesn't just limit itself to ender pearls. For instance they just recently had to lock the "blaze rod" article because it had a growing "Common Misconceptions" section on it as well, and even after people went through the code and revealed that there was NO effects code attached to this item, users still reported being able to use it for "weak ranged attacks". I wonder if "forum rape" counts as a "weak ranged attack".
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Anonymous2011-09-27 14:48
it was either minecraft or modern warfare
plz dnt make me play modern warfare
ill do anything11
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Anonymous2011-09-28 11:10
"Endermen suck because they're annoying, and because I nerfed them and made them too easy. I shall fix this."
- Notch
I'm speechless. Notch is actually making the Endermen scary? I guess it's better late than never.
Here's a crazy idea, Notch: Maybe, instead of adding weird space creatures, you could fix the locomotive carts so that they can actually push other carts like they're supposed to.
...because I read on the wiki that locomotives haven't worked for four months now (since May and version 1.6).
Perhaps the reason that you haven't noticed this, is because they stopped working at the same time that you introduced redstone-powered RAILS to the faggots, so everybody who are affected by this are PERMABANNED.
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Anonymous2011-09-28 17:01
So a resistance fighter named "BoB SaGeTs ReVeNgE" starts vandalising the Curse wiki like there's no tomorrow - nothing advanced, just a random flurry of obvious edits. ...so what does he get banned for? What is the first complaint that pops up?
The swearing.
...because among other things, he uploaded this picture to the Curse wiki: http://www.godlikeproductions.com/sm/custom/d2852abe69.jpg
Notice how it says "Holy FUCKING Shit".
this game is fucked the graphics are horrible ando the things you do are retarded if you wanna play a really good game play runescape
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Anonymous2011-09-29 3:55
>>799
Troll.
(Besides "Durr, hurr, Minecraft has horrible graphics.", his email is linked to these games: Gears of War 3, Call of Duty: World at War, Modern Warfare 2, Halo3, and L.A. Noire. That's as far from Runescape as you can get. However, for some reason players like to alternate between MW2 and Minecraft, so if anything, this is a Minecraft player.)
>>797
Works fine for me. You can also just search for "holy fucking shit" and you'll quickly find two turds fucking eachother.
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Anonymous2011-09-29 9:56
I first heard that Notch was going to add "alchemy" to Minecraft back in the good old days, back when Notch was serious about this game, and what came to my mind then was actual alchemy. Actual alchemy means messing about with medieval chemistry components like "aqua fortis" (nitric acid), "aqua regia" (nitro-hydrochloric acid) and many other actual real-world chemicals together with raw materials, that would reflect and teach the players about the real world, so that prolonged exposure to Minecraft would lead to some basic academic skills and not just fucking brain cancer. Actual alchemy is what I expect from a member of Mensa Sweden, or at least anyone who doesn't loathe chemistry.
Instead we will of course get FAG alchemy: If we mix "Magma Cream", "Blaze Powder" and "Fermented Spider Eye" we will get some stupid magic jump potion. We will get another system that will attract HARRY POTTER fags, and soon there will we flying magical brooms everywhere.
No, kid. It wasn't going to be traditional alchemy. It was going to be fun alchemy. It's a fucking video game.
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Anonymous2011-09-29 17:20
>>804
Because Harry Potter alchemy is about witchbrew potions, which will attract HP fans.
>>805
Traditional alchemy is way more fun than witchbrews. ...to people older than 12.
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Anonymous2011-09-29 18:43
>>802
Yup, it's Harry Potter alright: You pour ingredients into a fucking cauldron to make a "brew". Keep in mind that Notch, who thought brewing witch potions was a fun and innovative idea, is 32 years old.
No, Notch, you didn't think this was a fun idea. You thought this would sell you more copies of Minecraft to a new targetgroup of faggots and kids.
I dread the day when you summon monsters to fight for you by throwing Minéballs on the ground, because that's the final piece of the faggot puzzle.
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Anonymous2011-09-30 7:52
>>807
They're skipping the cauldron now:
"A quick discussion with @notch led me in on a new way of doing the potion brewing. Cauldron is out..."
- jeb_
I won't dare hope for an actual dwarven brewery, though, because the Minecraft faggots are all bred by overprotective moms, that would explode in fountains of blood if they saw Minecraft promoting anything close to ale or alcohol.
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Anonymous2011-09-30 12:02
So... ...you slay of of those Blaze mobs that's a tornado of fire and spews fire everywhere.
...and then you take of of its rods.
...and grind it down to a powder that is self-igniting (so by now you're carrying around burning dust in your pockets and wooden chests).
...and then you combine this burning powder with sticky slime, to create not napalm, but "magma CREAM" (you know, like a make-up cream) so now you're rolling little balls of "MAGMA" with your bare hands.
...and this you will probably put into a glass vial, that WILL NOT MELT from the heat of sticky burning goo, to DRINK IT, and gain SUPERPOWERS!
How young do you need to be for this to make sense?
I wouldn't be surprised if Notch would get busted for possessing weed or cocaine. Then people will be like "Oh, he seemed like a nice man, making games for the kids and everything." and I'd go "HAVE YOU ACTUALLY SEEN HIS GAME?! THERE'S GIANT MUSHROOMS, MUSHROOM COWS, BREWED NAPALM CREAM POTIONS, DIAMOND ARMOR, GOLD PICKAXES, AND FUCKING RED DUST AND YELLOW DUST THAT GLOWS IN THE DARK! EXHIBIT A: THIS MAN WAS HIGH!".
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Anonymous2011-09-30 19:09
>>711
Wiki mod Kizzycocoa recently revealed two of the filter bot rules that will get you autobanned:
Writing too much, and providing links.
Basically starting out by writing a good article will get you automatically banned.
It gets better: The user in question (Apollyna) was banned for creating his own user-page.
"Firstly, the page was new and 3261 letters long. this triggered the autoban.
however, it was also new and had links, triggering the autoban again.
Users who are new need to have 5 edits before they can create pages of this size, along with links. --[[User:Kizzycocoa|Kizzycocoa]] 22:21, 30 September 2011 (UTC)"
Well, thank you for clearing up those secret rules AFTER the user was banned without virtually any chance of appeal.
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Anonymous2011-09-30 21:33
Seriously, why do people like this shitty game?
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Anonymous2011-09-30 21:35
Playing legos is not a game
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Anonymous2011-09-30 22:04
You suck
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Anonymous2011-10-01 0:28
owned lmao
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Anonymous2011-10-01 8:41
Yes, we got a proper dwarven brewing stand!
*checks picture of said brewing stand.*
FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
"I'm fully aware the potions are very thin (diet?), but it looks cute" - Jeb
Yes, Jeb, because that's what Minecraft was all about before you joined: Cute "diet" things. Mining is a cute "diet" thing, made by skimpy elves using magic.
Also, I see that you've noted at least two words out of three in the name "3-tier gravity stand". Of course, your little rack there may be using OTHER means of propulsion from container to container, like FAIRY MAGIC.
Thank you for pissing all over mining.
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Anonymous2011-10-01 9:19
>>815
I think I preferred the cauldron over this. I couldn't imagine there being anything faggier than a cauldron, and then we get this. It's not even a block, so you can't reskin it. How was this a better design choice?
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Anonymous2011-10-01 9:46
"Potions are delayed because *add to cauldron, pick up, look at tooltip, pour back into cauldron, repeat* was extremely tedious"
- Jeb
What???
So when you brew, you pour something into a cauldron, then you scoop it UP again, then you look at it to determine that it is, and then you put it back again... Is jugging boiling water what you normally do when you cook something? "Oh, I see that adding salt to the water got me salt water. Time to put it back into the pot and add the pasta..."
Jeb, there's a crafting table, that works EXACTLY like a cauldron. If anything, the WORKBENCH should be about methodical creation in stages, but it doesn't, because that's the simplified crafting system of Minecraft that works GREAT.
I don't want you to touch the crafting system, Jeb - I'm just asking (in my mind) why you are so hellbent on creating a detailed (although bizarre) multiple-stage potion creation system, when the game is about mining and crafting?
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Anonymous2011-10-01 12:14
poo
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Anonymous2011-10-01 12:30
Redstone aside, I don't think it's a coincidence that Minecraft started turning to shit for real at exactly the time (in January this year) when Mojang expanded and hired in co-developers like Jeb. It's hard to pin who developed what in Minecraft, but I think that in general there are more feminine people than Notch in that bunch.
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Anonymous2011-10-01 21:56
Progress of Minecraft:
Mine, craft, find iron, mine, craft, find gold, mine, craft, find diamond, mine, craft.
Okay, so now I can't mine any new ores, so what do I do now?
Time to create an obsidian portal to the Nether in order to get a blaze rod, in order to be able to brew all those chests of spider eyes that has been piling up all this time.
While I'm grateful for Mojang keeping the brewing out of my face, at one point they expect you to be completely done with mining, at which point you will suddenly get an urge to start brewing potions in hell instead. If the blaze rod required for the brewing stand wasn't enough of a hint, every potion but one requires ingredients you can only get from the Nether.
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Anonymous2011-10-02 6:40
"@Holly_Papp Because my low testosterone levels? You KNEW!?
about 3 hours ago via web in reply to Holly_Papp"
- Notch on Twitter
We ALL knew, Notch. We ALL knew.
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Anonymous2011-10-04 11:06
Good news!
All those who made the call to NOT upgrade from 1.7 to 1.8, are getting their just rewards. http://i.imgur.com/djSvZ.png
The above diagram shows that while those who didn't upgrade to 1.8 will probably miss out on the ever-increasing amount of coal and iron in the surface layers, they will enjoy a much higher amount of all the other ores. As useless as they may be, you will be swimming in a lot more gold and diamond than the 1.8 fags.
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Anonymous2011-10-04 16:17
>>822
What furfag bothered to make that stupid fucking graph?
I like minecraft and its a good game but that shit just got serious.
>>824
Yeah, because you've made it to the farlands without cheating. *rolleyes*
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Anonymous2011-10-06 3:29
Posted on the wiki under the Notch entry:
"------Im so sorry to do this. i really am, but i looked for hours and hours to find a way to get this out to you. i purchased a american express card after weeks of saving up to buy your game, i finally had enough so i bought a card. i got home put in the information. i was so excited, but it was declined. i just learned after to talking to three people from the american express company that i cannot purchase the game with that kind of card. i was so looking forward to this day and would do anything to play. ill do anything for a response at fluffydem0n@yahoo.com 0 is a zero. thank you for your time."
The user is old enough to buy an American Express card (18, I presume), but still gets a weekly allowance? How can you not be mature enough to have a monthly allowance at 18?
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Anonymous2011-10-07 6:16
I do not even get an allowance, although my parents are fairly wealthy. I guess that they are teaching me not to expect free money as an adult.
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Idioticuser2011-10-07 8:25
Oh hey.
Is this still going?
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Anonymous2011-10-07 14:45
>>828
Not much is happening with Minecraft at the moment, so it can't currently suck any more than it already does. I bet Mojang is busy preparing to battle Bethesda in court.
>>832
Well, evidently it IS cracked. How else would you have gotten those passwords?
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Anonymous2011-10-08 13:07
A THIRD beta prerelease was released two days ago. (It's called "alpha", guys. You're still in alpha - you just didn't want to sell the game as cheap as you did back then.)
Now there are SPAWNERS for silverfish in strongholds.
Wtf, Notch?
Silverfish EAT strongholds, and they breed by doing this, so basically what you'll now find is a giant crater in the ground where a stronghold used to be, with a horde of silverfish lagging your world.
Notch is coming up with a third dimension now: The Ender. After messing around in the Nether and finding a "holding strong" with a portal, you can go to the Endermens native plane, and ride "enderdragons".
Notch always has to ruin something, doesn't he? He couldn't create normal dragons - he had to give his slenderman copies dragons to ride on. Unless the enderdragons are called that because they teleport to you if you look at them funny, the endermen are now black dragonriders.
This game requires acid.
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Anonymous2011-10-08 19:26
another sign of the retards playing the game
"Placing a cake on a pressure plate table causes the cake to float a block above the pressure plate."
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Creepy Guy2011-10-09 17:25
I like both Call of Duty cause I get to shoot stupid people and Minecraft because I get to build armor and weapons. Mind you their aren`t any guns but hell not everything has to have guns to be a fucking awesome game. Also before ether side calls me a "Fag" or queer I will have you know that your taunt are wasted because I do like relations with both genders.
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Anonymous2011-10-09 17:51
>>837
Here's a suggestion: Go to an honest-to-God blacksmith and ask to become an apprentice. Ask to make some full plate armor and a sword - bonus points if you ask to make a DIAMOND armor and sword.
Then come back here and tell us how it went, and how it changed your opinions on Minecraft, okay?
>>815
Jeb mentioned that the pride and joy of his potion stand, was its interactive design, that apparently rivalled the cauldron so much that it was meant to replace it.
Do you know how it works? (Oh, this is the BRILLIANT part.)
It has a single slot for ingredients at the top, that slowly transfers down into the three potions at the bottom. You pour ingredients into the non-existant funnel, leading to the non-existant container, that passes them magically (without the need for any fluids or filtering what-so-ever apparently because the waiting potions are filled with water and that's close enough) down into three potions.
Jebs brilliant invention is a contraption that makes you sprinkle ingredients into three potions at once, but slowly.
Never mind that Jeb must have come up with this while doing shrooms, and has no idea what "brewing" even means: How was this "interactive design" better than putting water, then ingredients, then a couple of bottles, into a cauldron? How was this better than using the bloody WORKBENCH to mix a bottle, ingredients and water, into as many potions as you'd like (and letting them blend while you walk to the place to use them at)?
HOW WAS THIS BETTER IN ANY WAY, JEB???!
THIS IS *NEGATIVE* INTERACTIVE DESIGN!
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Anonymous2011-10-10 18:55
Possibly ever worse than the potion stand, is that many 1.9 chunks wont generate at all, greeting you with endless pitfalls into nothingness and death.
A working terrain generation is the backbone of Minecraft, but now chunks just generate if they feel like it.
"I've seen missing chunks before, but to see them on this scale..."
- Yogscast
Do not click:
assets.minecraft.net/1_9-pre3/minecraft.jar
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Anonymous2011-10-11 20:27
>>841
Build a boat, a minecart, a workbench with tools, or perhaps 64 pieces of railway? Just takes the resources and one click (and in the case of the rails, also the Shift key).
You want to sprinkle a something into a POTION? WOAH THERE! Welcome to Jeb Land. One doesn't just sprinkle into Mordor. Magical drugs take tme, and patience, and a huge amount of disbelief. Go build a stack of furnaces or something while this awesomeness is brewing.
>>848
That actually made perfect sense, because it does look similar to a chemistry set ring stand. Jeb might not be able to tell the difference between brewing and chemistry, replacing brewing with chemistry without even realising it. I don't think that's unlikely.
...another possibility, though, is that he simply Googled for "brewing" and "stand", and saw this picture among the first ones: http://cdn.nexternal.com/hombre/images/TopTier_stand_only2.jpg
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Anonymous2011-10-12 14:53
Enderdragons... They really speak for themselves.
According to Notch on Twitter and Reddit, they are 100% invulnerable and eats terrain basically like a huge Pacman. If you've seen The Langoliers, you know what's coming. Even the Minecraft userbase thought this was a fucking joke at first, but today (12th October) Notch confirmed it two times over. Apparently the future RED dragons will be only "slightly less dangerous".
I am so not upgrading to 1.9.
MINECRAFT SUCKS AND PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BUY IT BECAUSE IT GETS BORING AND PEOPLE NAGGING ABOUT IT ARE SMALL KIDS WHO LIKE LEGO!!!!!
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Anonymous2011-10-14 2:02
Pre-release 4 (or Alpha 0.4) was released yesterday:
"Sometimes mobs spawn in daytime above ground in the sunlight.
Mobs will sometimes spawn in a well lit room.
[!!] Shooting a sheep will crash the game."
Also after awhile the generation just gives up on generating chunks, and just generates endless ocean.
Instead of these pre-releases featuring less and less game-breaking bugs, they feature more and more, and it is at this point that Notch decides to set a final release date for Minecraft, at which point (judging by this rate) the game will have stopped generating chunks at all, and torches will be completely useless, especially against the invincible Pacman dragons.
Well, unless you play on Peaceful mode, that is.
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mechron2011-10-14 21:00
minecraft is now available in 1.9 Those who dont like minecraft F*** u
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Anonymous2011-10-16 12:53
I hope notch fails hard and minecraft slimes itself into the toilet of obscurity where it now belongs after what notch has done to it. I also hope he gets sued by Bathesda hardcore and has to give up all his money. I will laugh seeing him homeless for stealing the minecraft code and then pandering to furrys.
Fuck minecraft. It had potential but now its crap.
Fuck Notch he is the furry king of faggots.
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Anonymous2011-10-17 5:39
A few months ago, Notch admitted that endermen were fucking annoying griefer mobs, and told us: "I shall fix this." ...so now, in the latest alpha release, endermen run around still picking up any block they find, but now they have TWICE the health. Good job on making them LESS annoying.
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Anonymous2011-10-17 18:03
>>858
Minecraft had potential? For what? To stay as a shitty block building game, strafe-kill the occasional skeleton? OH FUCK A CREEPER SPAM MY BOW!!!11!
Dude, getting a line on tetris is harder than the state this game was in pre-adventure update.
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Anonymous2011-10-17 20:11
>>860
That's why there were no respawns in the early versions of Minecraft. You only had one life. That makes you genuinely afraid of the monsters. Minecraft started out as being legitimately hard. If you called a skeleton a "skelly" or a "skellington" it would fire an arrow so far up your colon, it'd PHYSICALLY remove those thoughts from your brain.
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Anonymous2011-10-18 1:09
>>861
I could see it being that hard if you only had only one spawn.
Good thing there's hardcore mode out now, though. Lets some nostalgia flow in, right? With the exception of all the new features.
Sure would suck going into 'The End' on HC, though, right now.
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Anonymous2011-10-19 0:24
>>860
You clearly don't understand what the word "potential" means. You don't cite how the game IS as a counterpoint to someone talking about what it COULD be.
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Anonymous2011-10-19 1:25
>>863
He is comparing how it IS to how it WAS. Shitty games come out all the time and if you happen to be fooled into buying them, then well, at least you could have seen it coming if you had read some reviews.
...but when Minecraft came out, it WAS good enough to buy, and then it TURNED INTO shit. Notch took a simple concept such as mining, and then turned that concept into its very opposite.
Imagine if you liked Super Mario games, and all of a sudden a mandatory update came out that made Mario come out of the closet and ASSFUCK his opponents. You should have seen it coming with him sporting that gay moustache, right?
...and all of a sudden, everyone at your local Super Mario forum starts banning straight people, for being rapists, for no reason on any level. That's the Minecraft Forum for you.
Super Mario WAS a platforming game, and you BOUGHT IT as a platforming game, but it TURNED INTO an anal simulator with male turtles, because Nintendo suddenly came out of the closet.
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Anonymous2011-10-19 4:24
posting in a year old thread
wowsers
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Anonymous2011-10-19 6:20
>>865
Maybe we should hold some kind of Minecraft Sucks anniversary.
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lolwut2011-10-19 19:15
Bloody hell... That was a furry server. Notch has nothing to do with the furfags- only the owners of the server can ban. Or admins. The community is spread out. Fail. Troll is fail xD Try some GOOD servers- like bestmc.no-ip.org. It's whitelisted, though, so you gotta sign up on the website. And I do know the rule: Nothing is to be taken seriously, except for these rules. And the Internet. Cuz' that's SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
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Anonymous2011-10-19 19:37
Bumping.
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Anonymous2011-10-19 21:21
>>862
Oooh, scary "Hardcore" Hode:
"can anybody else test to see if creepers in hardcore cause little to no damage? I had 2 blow up in my face point blank, I had no armor and I took 1 and a half heart of damage from each explosion."
Also, these alpha versions aren't really "out". Players are saying that 1.9 is "out". Although it's in the worst gray area I've ever seen, it's not out.
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Anonymous2011-10-19 22:09
>>867
Oh, and remember: The yiff cave is at the base of the lighthouse.
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Anonymous2011-10-22 8:50
We get that Mojang loves Sonic the Furry, so the players has to manually collect these "rings" to gain XP, and for the longest time people have wondered if there's an actual POINT to that whole XP system besides being a furry.
...so Mojang fiddled around and added levels. Then some players started to ask what the LEVELS were for as well, so Mojang had enchanting cost levels or something.
Having fagginess drain levels of furry essence seemed contraproductive to the minecrafters, so now there's apparently a big ability screen instead. This screen doesn't actually do anything - it's just an ability screen. (You can add points to mining or woodcutting, but they don't do anything, and the points doesn't save.) However, this foreshadows the introduction of the game dynamic that killing things will make you better at everything. Want to suceed in life? Kill things! Besides Notch brainwashing his players into an ACTUAL faggot army in this way, he replaced mining as the core game mechanic (of MINEcraft), with killing, and in doing this, he's stepping onto the turf of every other MMORPG in the world. Good luck becoming the next WoW, Notch.
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Anonymous2011-10-22 23:07
>>871 >>871
last i saw when I played WoW you don't build shit in that game
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Anonymous2011-10-22 23:13
>>871
there's also been a fuckton other games with experience in them long before mmos, faggot. adding experience is nothing new
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Anonymous2011-10-22 23:14
>>871
there's also been a fuckton other games with experience in them long before mmos and minecraft, faggot. adding experience is nothing new
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Anonymous2011-10-23 2:44
Someone should rape the minecraft website. I have ooze dripping out my butt and its the next minecraft version.
Protip: minecraft will never be out of beta.
Protip: Notch is into scat and animal sex
Protip: Minecraft is stolen code, so its a different programming language so what. Notch just directly copied the code variables into a different language.
Protip: Minecraft is boring.
Protip: Minecraft is not a "creative game" when all you do is make stuff that everyone else has already made or copy designs of the golden gate bridge. That is called mimicry.
Protip: Minecraft is also not creative because all you do is build out of 40 diffrent 1x1 blocks. Lego does better then that.
Protip: Pedobears and 10 year old furfags play the game, oh and retarded people.
Protip: I get my dick sucked by not playing minecraft.
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Anonymous2011-10-23 8:53
>>874
Experince in itself is one thing. FIFA World Cup featuring an experience system where the players have to go out and kill monsters to become better at soccer, so something fucked up.
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Anonymous2011-10-23 8:54
>>874
Experience in itself is one thing. FIFA World Cup featuring an experience system where the players have to go out and kill monsters in order to become better at soccer, is something fucked up.
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Anonymous2011-10-23 9:01
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Anonymous2011-10-23 13:52
From the Minecraft wiki:
"Notch mentioned airplanes in a recent tweet, saying: "Oo ee oo, flygplan! Oo ee oo, flygplan! Luftens hjältar hela dan, i våra flygplan!" Which translates into "Oo ee oo airplanes! Oo ee oo airplanes! Flying all day long in our airplanes!""
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Notch2011-10-23 23:08
Hi i am notch i am the creator of minecraft We curently have a team of antihackers working on the Ddos Sitchuation
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Anonymous2011-10-24 4:28
>>880
"Hi, I'm Notch. I know how to spell 'sitchuation'."
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Anonymous2011-10-24 4:45
>>879
Notch sings the swedish version of the TaleSpin intro on his twitter. Minecraft fans sees this a sign that he'll implement airplanes into Minecraft. Whatever life their mothers squeezed out of their vaginas, I am not counting it as human.
Maybe they're existential conundrums, because if the mother would have squeezed out a DEAD ABORTION, the abortion would NOT think that Notch would implement airplanes into Minecraft, and this would be much more correct and reasonable. If their mothers would have aborted these fans, they would have improved their offspring.
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Anonymous2011-10-24 14:50
>>875
Protip 1: Minecraft will be out of beta in 23 days.
Protip 2: The reason why Notch added animal breeding was that he changed the code so that they don't respawn automatically. Besides, it isn't dirty.
Protip 3: Minecraft is stolen code. Really? Well then, what game was it stolen from, genius.
Protip 4: Minecraft isn't boring as you'll see why below...
Protip 5: Maybe that is all of the stuff that you can think of making , but you can make practically anything you want. You can copy designs from the real world, or you can make something completely original. If building isn't your thing, the perhaps you are into into survival, or redstone, or minecarts, or whatever. Maybe you should spend less time looking at other people's stuff and try building something of your own.
Protip 6: Lego has more variety than Minecraft? Lego has abou ten different colours in about 2 or 3 different sizes. Minecraft has normal building blocks, but it also has thing like fences, iron bars, glass, minecart tracks, water and lava which you can use to create much cooler stuff than Lego with. Also, most of the blocks don't obey gravity, so you can make floating stuff.
Protip 7: Sure some of them might play, but is that the only game they play?
Protip 8: So your implying that no one who has ever played Minecraft has ever had sex? Well that's a big ol' lie.
I hope I have enlightened your day with these facts.
please check out my runescape private server it is really new staff spots open YOU HAVE TO EARN IT and also alot of very good things come FAST FAST FAST.
Protip 0: I doubt >>875 was serious when he wrote that post. None-the-less, your replies to the troll was lacking.
Protip 1: Notch has proven again and again that he has absolutely no idea of what "alpha", "beta" and "release" means. (Just look at the "beta prereleases" that's actually just alpha versions that you have to pay more for.) Notch will probably "release" Minecraft around the set date, but it will continue (just as before) to require updates and bugfixes. Just as with the beta release, nothing will have actually changed.
Protip 2: Why did you take >>875 seriously on this one? It's no secret that Curse is favoring furries and banning normal people. Furries are parading all over that forum. Of course they're going to suggest animal breeding to Notch enough times for him to cave in to their demands - all the reasonable people have been banned. Also, what's more dirty than "entering love mode"?
Protip 3: Infiniminer, Roblox, and various other games and mods come to mind.
Protip 4: Minecrafts creative mode has all the excitement of lego. Only retards find Minecraft "a challenging game".
Protip 5: Often what you see on YouTube is people scanning in pictures and building replicas of real-world houses, when they're not just building standard castles.
Protip 6: http://www.spareblocks.com/ (Also, wtf are you doing on this adult site if you're still basically playing with legos?)
Protip 7: Minecraft is created by retards for retards, by furries for furries. They invaded about a year ago and Curse banned everyone else, and it's THE meeting place for retards and furries right now.
Protip 8: I doubt any girl thinks Minecraft is a turn-on, and I doubt you've had sex.
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Anonymous2011-10-25 5:54
>>886
I agree with some of your points, but disagree with others. What is more dirty than entering love mode? Maybe making the animals have penises and vaginas and actually fucking eachother in front of ten year olds. I also disagree with your repetitive use of retard. A retard is a person who has serious mental disabilities, and therefore would not be able to do any of the things that you credited them for. And I haven't had sex because I am not over 18 and I have no intention of breaking the law.
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Anonymous2011-10-25 6:07
>>887
You are breaking the law right now: You have to be 18 or over to browse 4chan. GTFO.
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Anonymous2011-10-27 7:32
>>886
"Protip 2: Why did you take >>875 seriously on this one? It's no secret that Curse is favoring furries and banning normal people. Furries are parading all over that forum."
Hell I used to browse that forum, but holy fuck, that shit is a fucking cesspool of retarded furries, aspies, autistics.
Shut Up.
I don't play Minecraft for fun,
I build stuff and let other people download it from adfly which pays me for every download.
And yes I have a job.
I make over 300,000 dollars a year because I'm an accountant.
And I'm not a screwed up CoD addict who kills people just for the fun.
Minecraft requires some sort of brain, not a screwed up one.
Look on youtube, see all the videos that say "Minecraft Sucks", they get more dislikes than like because no one gives a damn about their hate for Minecraft.
Guess What?
Did you know who started this forum?
A person who hates Minecraft.
People that like Minecraft don't start these sort of forums,
their civilised and don't act like some sort of stubborn loser!
Guess What?
I'm not some 12 year old..
I'm 25 years old and no I didn't have sex and you know why, because I don't enough time to support a family not because I play Minecraft. but because I work as an accountant which is a very well paided job.
So to all you people who think that Minecraft sucks, go back to your bloody FPS games and stay there.
Minecraft also has a great community besides from a few griefers, but CoD? That just sad. CoD has a terrible community, hackers, trolls, swearers and 12 year old kids who want to kill people.
Those 12 year old kids get aggravated at their parents and I've seen it. My neighbours son plays CoD and everyday he gets more screwed up everyday and one day he tried to stab his parents, the kid went to court where he was sent to juvenile hall for 1 month and when he came back he was still the same and apparently, at juvenille hall, he had request if someone allowed him to handle a gun and shoot someone and no, I don't live in a stuffed up suburb, it's just that the bllody kid found CoD on forums like this.
The kid used to play Minecraft, he was smart back then, he knew how to spell words, he knew simple math, now he can't even spell , he always talks about CoD, he always talks about killing people, Minecraft didn't screw him up, CoD did.
See the side effects of CoD you Minecraft haters, go back to your "CoD" and screw yourselves up, and for you information this kid is called "Michael Sung" and he is just screwed up.
I hope you see yourself as a total "loser" you Minecraft haters.
And to get this out of the way,
I meant Minecraft haters who think that we should play FPS games.
You say Minecraft is a memory hog, look at CoD!
You say Minecarft has bad graphics, download a texture pack!
"Protip: Minecraft is not a "creative game" when all you do is make stuff that everyone else has already made or copy designs of the golden gate bridge. That is called mimicry."
Probably the best point made against the "if you don't like it your not creative enough" argument. Obviously they are not creative either. And are they really being creative at all? All I ever see is just people doing and making the same shit all the time. Or they are making shit that other people have made. Or just copying popular images or old architectural designs that are then translated into the crappy one size fits all minecraft blocks.
If your not making something brand new to you then your not being creative. That is what creativity means. Poster may have been a troll but he was onto something there.
If you were really what you claim you were then you would not have opened up your opening sentence and statement with "shut up".
Of you were what you claim to be then you would have either ignored all this or you would have had a long adult dissertation on the subject.
If you were really what you claim you are then you would not be coming up with childish ways to interject how "successful" you are. In fact that would not have been part of your argument.
>>890
Minecraft sucks. I agree with 894 and 895 that cod is the best game ever and that minecraft is crap and is only played by autistic kids. gayscast suck, captain fuckles sucks and all the austic fucked up losers play minecraft. cod is better because it has better graphics, it has real guns, you can teabag people and finally there's blood. I don't give a shit about making stuff. I want to fuck the shit out of people. thank you 894 and 895 for thinking that minecraft sucks and that cod is the best game.
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Anon2011-10-29 5:45
Hehehehehehehe. I agree!
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Fuck2011-10-29 5:48
Xephos sucks, honeydew suck. captain sparklez suck. you know whhy, any who has bought minecraft or play any version of it sucks. the person who made this site also sucks because they bought minecraft and built shit on it. i dont give a fuck if he didnt know it sucked because any who play minecraft sucks. kill all swedish people. they are all like notch . gay rretarted gays that like sucking on justin biebers dick.
fuck you racists and homophobics. by the way minecraft is not sucky.
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Anonymous2011-10-29 15:31
>>897
Woah wish woah! Calm down. Minecraft is not played by just autistic kids, in fact, every single person I know who plays it isn't autistic. You say that cod is better because it has real guns? I highly doubt that some tof them are real. Also, cod is not real because every time you die, you can just respawn. Better graphics doesn't mean a better game. If you think that standing over people waggling your butt in their face and going on a killing rampage just to see blood is good, then your the one with mental problems.
>>899 You are the most rascist person I have ever seen. If you are American, how would you like it if I said that everyone in America is a fat bastard and they should all be killed?
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Anonymous2011-10-29 20:20
>>899
Gosh, you don't have to be so racist. You are one of the few people who have serious mental problems.
>>897
Serious, no need to get so angry. So what if you hate it, the reasons you have provided seems pretty unreasonable.
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Fuck2011-10-29 20:24
>>905
Hahahah. I'm not american and i'm not fat. look at my popular youtube channel, "chromchris2". I bet im more famous than you.
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9062011-10-29 20:25
Yeah, famous for being a total loser.
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Anonymous2011-10-30 6:37
>>907
I looked on your channel, and the first thing I did was laugh. I watched one of your videos and saw that you were a 10 year old ugly ass pommy bastard who was actually telling people how to get the toomanyitems mod. You sir are a fail.
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ChromChris2 Sucks2011-10-30 6:47
>>907
First thing I see on your channel is a ratty looking 10 year old saying Minecraft sucks and then explaning how to get the TMI mod.
>>911
"I bet im more famous than you." "Thx for giving me more channel views."
Attention whoring at its finest, I guess.
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Anonymous2011-10-31 10:26
"Beta pre-release" 5 is out. Its bug list is the size of my cock: Humonguous. It's so big that I won't bother reading it, but I caught a glimpse of spiders cluster-fucking eachother into a fucking "spider ball".
Usually programmers try to FIX bugs before adding new stuff, and make sure that similar bugs won't happen again, but Minecraft "beta" now crashes more frequently than the alpha version did, yet the kids are somehow expected to pay MORE for it. I'm glad I stopped updating before Minecraft started collapsing in on itself for real.
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Anonymous2011-10-31 17:38
>>913
Shit the only latest bug I've noticed in this latest pre-release is the memory leak, or whatever it is. Some shitty 'Exception_Access_violation' crash/error/etc, pretty much makes going into the Nether fucking impossible.
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Anonymous2011-10-31 17:43
>>897
CoD best game ever? What the fuck are you, 11, 12 years old? Ultimate Doom was a much better shooter than that piece of shit.
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Anonymous2011-11-01 15:18
You're all on 4chan and you're all nerds, which makes ALL you're opinions irrelevant.
You.
All.
Fail.
Cry about it nuuurds.
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:2011-11-01 16:35
>>916 That's right, cry about it nerds (and that includes you poster 916)
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Anonymous2011-11-01 16:40
>>917 if you were my bitch I'd put poison in your soad.
Heh. You haters are ignorant. Minecraft is not finished. Bugs will be common. But will be fixed somewhen. Most of you people haven't given it a chance. Try playing fanmade adventure maps or playing online with friends(if you have any.)
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Anonymous2011-11-02 7:11
Less than a year ago Minecraft made itself known as a brutal survival game that was designed to sweettalk you and then fuck you up. Now it's the exact opposite. An army of over 9000 faggots came and FUCKED WITH OUR GAME!
Protip 1: The argument "its still in beta" means nothing as it is just an excuse to sell a buggy game that is in all reality released. Get that through your heads. It is already "released" as everyone in the public has access to buying it and it is a moderately well known game. Learn the meaning of "released" retards.
Protip 2: Minecraft will never be out of beta. Notch has proven again and again that he has absolutely no idea of what "alpha", "beta" and "release" means. (Just look at the "beta prereleases" that's actually just alpha versions that you have to pay more for.) Notch will probably "release" Minecraft around the set date, but it will continue (just as before) to require updates and bug fixes. Just as with the beta release, nothing will have actually changed.
Protip 3: Notch is into scat and animal sex. It's no secret that Curse is favoring furries and banning normal people. Furries are parading all over that forum. Of course they're going to suggest animal breeding to Notch enough times for him to cave in to their demands - all the reasonable people have been banned. Also, what's more dirty than "entering love mode"?
Protip 4: Minecraft is stolen code, so its a different programming language so what. Notch just directly copied the code variables into a different language. Infiniminer, Roblox, and various other games and mods come to mind. He also steals peoples ideas for mods.
Protip 5: Minecraft is boring. Minecrafts creative mode has all the excitement of lego. Only retards find Minecraft "a challenging game". Second of all, Minecraft players are WORSE than kids, because the later versions have made things so easy that Minecraft is now played by drooling morons who can't handle the "Easy" difficulty level of other games. Imagine what sort of people CoD would attract if the enemies came at you just waving sticks. Then the game would not even pose a challenge for kids - not normal ones. If a game designer has any decency, he keeps true to his original vision and makes a separate game for kids. In the case of Minecraft you already had creative mode, even the ability to turn off monsters completely, and was allowed to cheat to get unlimited blocks, but when Notch made the ENTIRE game unplayable, he ruined it. Non-morons can't play Minecraft right now because there is no challenge anywhere to be found. It's a complete waste of time.
Protip 6: Minecraft is not a "creative game" when all you do is make stuff that everyone else has already made or copy designs of the golden gate bridge. That is called mimicry. Often what you see on YouTube is people scanning in pictures and building replicas of real-world houses, when they're not just building standard castles. Probably the best point made against the "if you don't like it your not creative enough" argument. Obviously they are not creative. And are they really being creative at all? All I ever see is just people doing and making the same shit all the time. Or they are making shit that other people have made. Or just copying popular images or old architectural designs that are then translated into the crappy one size fits all minecraft blocks. Creativity means making something yet unseen or something you have not seen or heard of before. Look what creativity really means, it up retards.
Protip 7: Minecraft is also not creative because all you do is build out of 40 diffrent 1x1 blocks. Lego does better then that. http://www.spareblocks.com/
Protip 8: Pedobears and 10 year old furfags play the game, oh and retarded people. Minecraft is created by retards for retards, by furries for furries. They invaded about a year ago and Curse banned everyone else, and it's THE meeting place for retards and furries right now. Studies have been done that link autism and asbergers with mincraft. You derp kids came to Minecraft because you liked what you saw. You liked what you saw because Notch began tailoring Minecraft to suit derp kids, a place where they could "derp" as much as they wanted, while making sure that hardcore players who took games seriously were banned. Notch is intentionally creating a haven for you, where adults aren't allowed (unless they think they're magical animals).
Protip 9: I get my dick sucked by not playing minecraft. Never met any girl thinks Minecraft is a turn-on.
Protip 10: The smart people and kids are far too smart to waste their time with Minecraft. So you must be tarded.
Protip 11: The graphics still suck. But really It's not the graphics. It's the mechanics and the players. Minecraft started out as a decent game at first because it had a challenge, but along came fifty thousand children and carried off Notch into fagland. They whined and whined about how they couldn't survive with torches and cookies and peaceful mode and all the colors of the rainbow. For 1 decent human being there are 100 retards in this world. Guess who wins? Then Curse came along - the team that now runs Minecrafts "unofficial" forums - and Notch gave the mods there orders to ban anyone who was over the age of 21 and wasn't a furfag. He sold out the userbase to furries and children. Graphics can be fixed with texture packs. The game can not. Even if Notch would fix it, the old players won't be coming back for a second humiliation.
"The beginning of the 2000 millenia saw a huge drop in IQ levels, resulting in a new dark age, where gibbering idiots played games like Minecraft, hanging out with magical fairies and rainbows, instead of developing their brains by facing any sort of challenges. Before this type of electronical cannabis was outlawed in 2050, it destroyed the brains of most of humanity."
- Future Dictionary
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Anonymous2011-11-02 15:32
>>921
That is the biggest load of bullshit I have ever read. All of what you said was either an outright lie or twisting the truth to suit your arguments. Cod sucks monkey balls because it isn't realistic and it makes kids who play it way to much become aggressive and mentally unstable. I find it really offensive that people like you use words retard and autistic so often. A retard is someone who was born with a serious mental disibility whose life is incredibly tough, so obviously a retard wouldnt be able to create a game or play it. An autistic person is someone who has a mental disfunction with symptoms which range from good/bad memory, doing everything the same way, passion for one specific thing and other stuff which are similar. Aspergers is similar except that normally it is worse. Now that you know these things, perhaps you won't use them in a disrespectful way again.
1 "Cod sucks monkey balls because it isn't realistic and it makes kids who play it way to much become aggressive and mentally unstable."
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Oh really? Lets do some research on that shall we?
"The myth that video games cause violent behavior is undermined by scientific research and common sense. According to FBI statistics, youth violence has declined in recent years as computer and video game popularity soared."
and
"the U.S. Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals declared: “The state has not produced substantial evidence that … violent video games cause psychological or neurological harm to minors.”
Looks like your wrong again furfag retard. You have no counter points.
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2 "I find it really offensive that people like you use words retard and autistic so often. A retard is someone who was born with a serious mental disibility whose life is incredibly tough"
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I am sorry your retarded go back to playing with minecraft and leave the adults alone, they are talking about important stuff.
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3 "a retard wouldnt be able to create a game or play it"
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No one ever said a retard made minecraft. Unless your saying notch is retarded too, you may be right but I never said that. Retards can by your own admission play games. Your argument fails.
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4 "Now that you know these things, perhaps you won't use them in a disrespectful way again. "
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Take your political correctness out with you as you leave. This is reality bitch if you cant take some strong words go cry yourself a minecraft river in your overly pandering no fire spreading world of minecraft.
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5 "That is the biggest load of bullshit I have ever read"
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That is an opinion. You have no facts I do. Stating an opinion does not debate anything I have said. You have no counter argument.
What have we learned? >>921 aka me is correct and you are wrong.
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Anonymous2011-11-02 16:53
>>923 Once again you are lying and making up bullcrap. I'm sure that playing video games where you kill people all day long is going to have some sort of negative impact on people. You have said multiple times that the creators of minecraft and anyone who plays it are retarded, so your argument is a fail. If you had taken in what I said about retards then you would realize that I am not one. I am just trying to be the person in this argument with some morals, which obviously you don't have. Last of all, I have facts, you have nothing, you madam are a fail troll.
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Dave! Yognaught2011-11-02 19:29
F*CK YOU MINECRAFT IS THE BEST GAME EVER
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Anonymous2011-11-03 0:33
Yah seriously go F&*( your self dude. Minecraft is a phenomenon and much better than the mainstream FPS crap.
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Anonymous2011-11-04 1:32
>>925
Minecraft is good, maybe great, but by no means the best game ever.
>>926
I do agree with a portion of what you said there, mainly Minecraft being better than the mainstream FPS games. Most of those that are coming out nowadays are complete shit.
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Eviscerator112011-11-04 15:57
>>913
It's a prerelease. PRERELEASE! LEARN TO READ!
This is why he's fixing things for the 18'th. Can't you wait just fourteen days until he fixes most of the bugs? Good DAY.
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Anonymous2011-11-04 16:39
>>928
It's BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! LEARN TO THINK!
It's also evident that you started playing Minecraft less than 14 days ago, because there is ***NO FUCKING WAY*** that Notch will have fixed all those bugs and crashes. Notch hasn't even fixed the minecart locomotives yet, and they were added over a year ago.
What will happen is that Mojang will have fixed a few bugs, and will CALL it "released", because you retards who feel so accomplished over BEING ABLE TO READ, will buy into Notchs every word.
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Anonymous2011-11-06 3:24
Hershey Squirts, I tell you!
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Anonymous2011-11-06 8:07
I just pirate this shit.
I get to play on some kickass server, so it's a decent waste of time. Although, it's useless and a waste of time alone.
The fact that it has endless possibilities makes multiplayer fucking awesome. Plus, who needs good graphics when it's doing perfectly well with the basics? Just goes to show that you don't need brilliant graphics to make it a brilliant game. The upcoming updates will make Minecraft literally endless, without any mods of course. All you fags out there that can't handle the fact that we play a game that doesn't play it out for you can go wank with sandpaper. Fucking hate COD and shit.
Make a game called "MINEcraft".
Forget that powered MINEcarts can't push other carts on east/west tracks
because you're too busy pissing around with redstone circuits and pistons
which is glitchy as hell
with glitches that you refuse to fix (quote) "because it's a part of certain piston designs /jeb"
because faggots might get butthurt if you somehow interfere with their advanced faggotry
in a game that you sold as MINEcraft.
The oldschool players who wanted MINEcarts in MINEcraft had to reverse engineer your code, find the few lines of code that Notch fucked up, and change them themselves.
( http://www.reddit.com/r/Minecraft/comments/ky13h/i_fixed_powered_minecarts/ )
Minecraft isn't Minecraft anymore. It's AIDS.
This is why children under the age of 16, need to die.
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Child Protection2011-11-09 1:47
>>940
Yeah, good idea. *sarcasm* Kill all people under 16? Are you some sort of murderer. Go kill some little kid under the age of 16. *sarcasm*. You don't value life, you want to kill little kids under 16, what sort of wierdo are you? Killing children under the age of 16, you should be in gaol/jail.
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Anonymous2011-11-09 3:09
>>940
I bet your just some angry little kid who is upset because his wittle wailroad doesn't work no more.
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Anonymous2011-11-09 4:34
>>941
Hi, Child Protection. Welcome to 4chan. We kill children here, after we rape them in the ass. Enjoy your stay.
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f u 2011-11-09 20:28
notch is a boss who made a great game and i dont think that he cares what you think considering the man makes millions off the fucking game so shove it plus there are so little of you and 15 million of us minecraftians so fuck all of you
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f u 2011-11-09 20:35
and until u make your own game ( which would probably suck dick )
then shut your mouth bitch
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f u 2011-11-09 20:37
and the rail roads are in the game notch put them there himself
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Anonymous2011-11-09 20:44
Until you make your own game? That's the fucking worst defense ever, bro, and I love minecraft. Saying that is like saying you can't have a fucking say in anything, not even movies, books, tv shows, whatever, until you've done your own.
tl;dr shitty defense, find a better one.
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Anonymous2011-11-10 7:09
>>944
15 million kids, eh? 8760 hours in a year, one kid every hour... We are going to need a hundred ovens of 18 square meters working nonstop for a whole year, 50 of them if we do it in two years.
Alpha version 6 (SIX) was released yesterday, six days prior to the "full release". It appears that ALL doors will require redstone or redstone devices to open now - even wooden ones. (Opening a door takes what, five IQ? You couldn't spare five IQ because you had to make room for more fagginess in your world?)
Minecarts have finally been fixed. (It's amazing, I know.)
Overall, the buglist has shrunk to about 100 bugs, and with the release date only six days away, that means fixing about 17 bugs every single day. Good luck with that.
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Fuck COD braindead goons2011-11-12 16:12
>>958 The fact you would even think that makes you a paedophile.
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SFBE SUCKS MANY BLACK COCKS2011-11-12 18:03
>>962 The fact you even write the word paedophile make you one.
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t play COD2011-11-12 22:16
>>962
The fact that I would even think that, makes me a 4channer.
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Anonymous2011-11-12 23:31
>>940 with glitches that you refuse to fix (quote) "because it's a part of certain piston designs /jeb"
Mind fucking blown. With this statement Mojang has dropped the last pretenses about the "beta-testing" not being a huge faggot cock-sucking orgy.
Proper game betas are released to beta-testers whose role is to find bugs so that they can be fixed. The game creators are meant to fix any bugs found on the expense of the beta-testers, not the other way around. That's the whole point of beta-testing: That you only involve people who won't complain when you fix bugs. When game-developers start sucking faggot cock, you've got a serious problem with your development process.
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Anonymous2011-11-13 3:05
>>965
Maybe, although it may seem like a bug, it is actually a feature which was deliberately put there, you dickhead.
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Anonymous2011-11-13 5:55
>>966
Hi, idiot. I read here that you live in a world where pistons "can be powered by a block that is not directly adjacent to it, but diagonally above or 2 blocks above. However changes to these blocks will not propagate updates to the piston. However, when the piston is caused to update by other means, it will take into account the state of these nonadjacent blocks".
Could you explain to me by what natural laws that makes even remotely sense, and how it's connected to mining, in 500 words or less?
Here's the answer: No, you can't, because you're an idiot. Your mom must have dropped you on your head, and that's why that makes sense to you.
You're not alone in being an idiot, though, because some fellow idiot has written: "This may be an 'unintentional-feature' as Jeb has acknowledged this happening before, but also acknowledging that there are many players using this to their advantage". ...or maybe that was you - I don't know.
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Anonymous2011-11-13 23:06
Good news! Mojang is right on schedule. Four days from release, their development cycle has ended the "pre-release" phase of "There is definitely, definitely no bugs in this version." and entered the "release canidate" phase of "There is definitely, definitely, DEFINITELY no bugs in this version, honestly!".
...so apparently this is how the Minecraft world is SUPPOSED to look: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/File:Snow_biome_generation_bug.png
Swiss cheese, with huge, faggot-shaped holes in it.
This is what happens when you let faggots into your game, people. B-52 bombers couldn't have ruined it more.
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Anonymous2011-11-13 23:48
>>968
Look at that shitstain called the Minecraft forums, fucking circle jerk session going on, idiots complaing OH GOD ENCHANTING POTIONS RUINING THE GAME.
Oh fuck me, let's see fuckbags, block mining and shit is still there, minecraft still the same.
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Anonymous2011-11-14 0:22
I see the player you mean.
[Player Name]?
Yes. Take care. It has reached a higher level now. It can read our thoughts.
That doesn't matter. It thinks we are part of the game.
I like this player. It played well. It did not give up.
It is reading our thoughts as though they were words on a screen.
That is how it chooses to imagine many things, when it is deep in the dream of a game.
Words make a wonderful interface. Very flexible. And less terrifying than staring at the reality behind the screen.
They used to hear voices. Before players could read. Back in the days when those who did not play called the players witches, and warlocks. And players dreamed they flew through the air, on sticks powered by demons.
What did this player dream?
This player dreamed of sunlight and trees. Of fire and water. It dreamed it created. And it dreamed it destroyed. It dreamed it hunted, and was hunted. It dreamed of shelter.
Hah, the original interface. A million years old, and it still works. But what true structure did this player create, in the reality behind the screen?
It worked, with a million others, to sculpt a true world in a fold of the [scrambled], and created a [scrambled] for [scrambled], in the [scrambled].
It cannot read that thought.
No. It has not yet achieved the highest level. That, it must achieve in the long dream of life, not the short dream of a game.
Does it know that we love it? That the universe is kind?
Sometimes, through the noise of its thoughts, it hears the universe, yes.
But there are times it is sad, in the long dream. It creates worlds that have no summer, and it shivers under a black sun, and it takes its sad creation for reality.
To cure it of sorrow would destroy it. The sorrow is part of its own private task. We cannot interfere.
Sometimes when they are deep in dreams, I want to tell them, they are building true worlds in reality. Sometimes I want to tell them of their importance to the universe. Sometimes, when they have not made a true connection in a while, I want to help them to speak the word they fear.
It reads our thoughts.
Sometimes I do not care. Sometimes I wish to tell them, this world you take for truth is merely [scrambled] and [scrambled], I wish to tell them that they are [scrambled] in the [scrambled]. They see so little of reality, in their long dream.
And yet they play the game.
But it would be so easy to tell them...
Too strong for this dream. To tell them how to live is to prevent them living.
I will not tell the player how to live.
The player is growing restless.
I will tell the player a story.
But not the truth.
No. A story that contains the truth safely, in a cage of words. Not the naked truth that can burn over any distance.
Give it a body, again.
Yes. Player...
Use its name.
[Player Name]. Player of games.
Good.
Take a breath, now. Take another. Feel air in your lungs. Let your limbs return. Yes, move your fingers. Have a body again, under gravity, in air. Respawn in the long dream. There you are. Your body touching the universe again at every point, as though you were separate things. As though we were separate things.
Who are we? Once we were called the spirit of the mountain. Father sun, mother moon. Ancestral spirits, animal spirits. Jinn. Ghosts. The green man. Then gods, demons. Angels. Poltergeists. Aliens, extraterrestrials. Leptons, quarks. The words change. We do not change.
We are the universe. We are everything you think isn't you. You are looking at us now, through your skin and your eyes. And why does the universe touch your skin, and throw light on you? To see you, player. To know you. And to be known. I shall tell you a story.
Once upon a time, there was a player.
The player was you, [Player Name].
Sometimes it thought itself human, on the thin crust of a spinning globe of molten rock. The ball of molten rock circled a ball of blazing gas that was three hundred and thirty thousand times more massive than it. They were so far apart that light took eight minutes to cross the gap. The light was information from a star, and it could burn your skin from a hundred and fifty million kilometres away.
Sometimes the player dreamed it was a miner, on the surface of a world that was flat, and infinite. The sun was a square of white. The days were short; there was much to do; and death was a temporary inconvenience.
Sometimes the player dreamed it was lost in a story.
Sometimes the player dreamed it was other things, in other places. Sometimes these dreams were disturbing. Sometimes very beautiful indeed. Sometimes the player woke from one dream into another, then woke from that into a third.
Sometimes the player dreamed it watched words on a screen.
Let's go back.
The atoms of the player were scattered in the grass, in the rivers, in the air, in the ground. A woman gathered the atoms; she drank and ate and inhaled; and the woman assembled the player, in her body.
And the player awoke, from the warm, dark world of its mother's body, into the long dream.
And the player was a new story, never told before, written in letters of DNA. And the player was a new program, never run before, generated by a sourcecode a billion years old. And the player was a new human, never alive before, made from nothing but milk and love.
You are the player. The story. The program. The human. Made from nothing but milk and love.
Let's go further back.
The seven billion billion billion atoms of the player's body were created, long before this game, in the heart of a star. So the player, too, is information from a star. And the player moves through a story, which is a forest of information planted by a man called Julian, on a flat, infinite world created by a man called Markus, that exists inside a small, private world created by the player, who inhabits a universe created by...
Shush. Sometimes the player created a small, private world that was soft and warm and simple. Sometimes hard, and cold, and complicated. Sometimes it built a model of the universe in its head; flecks of energy, moving through vast empty spaces. Sometimes it called those flecks "electrons" and "protons".
Sometimes it called them "planets" and "stars".
Sometimes it believed it was in a universe that was made of energy that was made of offs and ons; zeros and ones; lines of code. Sometimes it believed it was playing a game. Sometimes it believed it was reading words on a screen.
You are the player, reading words...
Shush... Sometimes the player read lines of code on a screen. Decoded them into words; decoded words into meaning; decoded meaning into feelings, emotions, theories, ideas, and the player started to breathe faster and deeper and realised it was alive, it was alive, those thousand deaths had not been real, the player was alive
You. You. You are alive.
and sometimes the player believed the universe had spoken to it through the sunlight that came through the shuffling leaves of the summer trees
and sometimes the player believed the universe had spoken to it through the light that fell from the crisp night sky of winter, where a fleck of light in the corner of the player's eye might be a star a million times as massive as the sun, boiling its planets to plasma in order to be visible for a moment to the player, walking home at the far side of the universe, suddenly smelling food, almost at the familiar door, about to dream again
and sometimes the player believed the universe had spoken to it through the zeros and ones, through the electricity of the world, through the scrolling words on a screen at the end of a dream
and the universe said I love you
and the universe said you have played the game well
and the universe said everything you need is within you
and the universe said you are stronger than you know
and the universe said you are the daylight
and the universe said you are the night
and the universe said the darkness you fight is within you
and the universe said the light you seek is within you
and the universe said you are not alone
and the universe said you are not separate from every other thing
and the universe said you are the universe tasting itself, talking to itself, reading its own code
and the universe said I love you because you are love.
And the game was over and the player woke up from the dream. And the player began a new dream. And the player dreamed again, dreamed better. And the player was the universe. And the player was love.
You are the player.
Wake up.
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Anonymous2011-11-14 0:30
>>970
I have to concur with the YouTube user whose ending I watched: "This is like someone high on weed, and they're writing anything down on papers."
The ending isn't written by Jeb or Notch, but by some writer they hired in just for writing the ending, but come on, the guy must have at least taken dictation from Jeb while Jeb was high as a kite.
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Anonymous2011-11-14 0:36
"Sometimes... Sometimes you dream of happy places, and baked potatoes dancing in psychedelic patterns, and sometimes... ...sometimes, you dream of scary places, like the postman, or the police taking all your weed, man. You are the universe, man, and you're love. It's all love, man..."
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Anonymous2011-11-14 0:56
Search for Minecraft and furries - get 14,100,000 results.
Search for Minecraft and weed - get 58,600,000 results.
>>974
Half the posts there are rage enducing. The forums have become this tremendous quagmire of idiocy over the years. I could try to describe it with words, but then I'd be here all day.
I'm with you there. It either got populated by complete morons or 12 year olds. Probably both.
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chromchris22011-11-14 4:30
minecraft sucks da end. you can't even install mods. my youtube channel is da best. chromchris2
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Anonymous2011-11-14 7:19
This is an example of why bugs never get fixed in Minecraft:
Person A reports a bug: "The particle effect from torches passes through any solid block directly above the torch. Most noticeable in buildings on the floor above a room with torches near the ceiling."
This sounds perfectly reasonable: Torchefire and smoke, shouldn't be able to travel through solid objects.
Then in comes Faggot A: "Don't fix. This is used as a feature in certain contraptions. For example, you can create a sauna with steam emitted from the floor. --[[User:Mrheat|Mrheat]] 09:32, 14 November 2011 (UTC)"
Yeah: "Don't fix the bugs, Mojang! I'm a pothead, and I was USING that bug! ...and potheads have the right of way! FUCK reality! Reality is for war gamers!"
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Anonymous2011-11-14 9:43
They say that games make people more peaceful and less agressive. This is not true for Minecraft. SMP Minecraft will turn any sane person into an arsonist in 26 minutes, as this actual example will demonstrate:
T+0 minutes: Subject Brad logs into his first multiplayer server. He has not experienced multiplayer Minecraft before.
T+9 SECONDS: Subject concludes that the other players are "stupid retards". ...in 9 SECONDS!
T+23 seconds: After seeing some pixel art, subject shakes his head over the other players being "fucking Melvins".
T+52 seconds: Subject begins questioning the meaning of them playing on Peaceful.
T+1 minute: Subject tries to appeal to the players reason, stating that surviving is what's cool with Minecraft.
T+2 minutes: Subject begins to marvel over how bugged to all hell SMP is.
T+9 minutes: Subject concludes that playing with the other players would simply be "too stupid".
T+13 minutes: After a lot of "WTF?!", the subject has now reached maximum rage, and is threatening to "set peoples houses on fire".
T+14 minutes: Subject openly and loudly refuses to have anything to do with the server collective.
T+16 minutes: Subject starts removing torches from another players mine in order for it to start inhabit monsters.
T+20 minutes: Subject acquires a stack of 51 source blocks of lava.
T+23 minutes: Subject expresses a pressing urge to burn down another players house.
T+24 minutes: Subject has concluded that there are "Poké-dorks" in the server.
T+26 minutes: Subject places the first block of lava inside a house.
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Anonymous2011-11-14 22:03
>>979
Reminds me of my first time on some random ass SMP server I found through that congested aspie filled MC forum.
>>977
You are one fudged up kid. Just checked your channel (Yay you got one more view!). Obviously modders would have to "modify" their code in order for the mod to be compatible with the latest release. Don't think your a popular Youtuber, that average 1K you get per video is either some poor viewer stumbling upon your video or your family and friends who you have begged to reload your channel over and over again. Oh and please stop liking your videos it's not going to increase the rating bar. God if your going to tell someone how to download TMI at least use Camtasia or Fraps. Now I'm going to ask you a series of questions to prove the stupidity of your 10 Year Old Brain or whatever's in there:
1. From 1-10 how would rate Minecraft
2. Where do you live?
3. What's your address?
4. What's your school?
5. When do your parents get home
6. Do you like chocolate?
7. When do get off school?
8. What time do you get home?
9. What is your favorite car?
10. Do you prefer Men with glasses and mustaches or mask's?
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Anonymous2011-11-15 4:41
It appears /games/ has gotten itself a new sorting system today: Topics are (mostly) sorted according to the date they were CREATED now, meaning that this old thread ended up back on page 30 in the archives. If I can't bump this, you it's always easy to find: Just Google for "Minecraft Sucks".
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Anonymous2011-11-15 5:05
>>38
Are you saying that you need an imagination to play minecraft?
Why not just play with lego? Shits much better.
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Anonymous2011-11-15 5:38
Minecraft went gold 12 hours ago.
"If any game reviewers want to review MInecraft before the release on Friday, feel free to review the RC2. There might be VERY minor tweaks."
Here's a buglist of the numerous creepy crawlies that will ship with your copy of Minecraft: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Known_bugs/Version_1.0RC2
Note that this list includes various crashes, countless graphical glitches, dismantling from boats onto stone slabs meaning instant death, and that some game worlds might be created into an unwinnable state from the start.
How do you review a game where there's a chance that the player might not even be able to win at all? ...and where the basic concept of infinite exploration, is thwarted by the game only allowing you to (possibly) finish the game via fortresses found close to your spawn point?
They KNEW about these things - they just didn't care.
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Anonymous2011-11-15 8:28
>>967
Ooh, there's apparently a heated argument going on about it now (as I guess that a few sensible players are still hanging in there): http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Known_bugs/Piston_Quasiconnectivity_Bug
It's so comical, and yet so tragic, to see these deranged gnomes argue over BUD ("Block Update Detector") switches, in what was once a mining game. They're like "No, we NEED those glitches! They make SENSE! How ELSE are we supposed to make BUD switches and compact memory cells? Not allowing these flip-flop designs would detract from the game, man!"
It's clear that Notch handed Minecraft over to these psychotic lunatics a long time ago. (I'm not exaggerating when I call them psychotic and deranged. They believe that they can control what "makes sense" by their will alone. They're insane.)
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Anonymous2011-11-15 23:52
>>986
It gets better: It turns out ANOTHER glitch can detect blocks as well, so now there's TWO camps of lunatics arguing over what glitch makes the most sense:
"ABSOLUTELY NOT. This property is crucial for building legitimate BUD devices, and all sorts of existing creations depend on it. Do not remove this feature! (Instead, remove the Piston Quasiconnectivity Bug, which messes many more things up, and is a terrible abstraction.) —Immute"
Spoilers: Pistons will never work. It's just not physically possible to make self-modifying systems in this way, because it would invite all sorts of paradoxes, but did swedish Mensa member Notch listen to Albert Einsteins most famous theory? No, he was busy sucking faggot cock for money.
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Anonymous2011-11-16 2:49
>>985
Oh yeah, sounds fun. Already experienced a crash in the Nether earlier, and I'm up on RC2. Fuck, never had crashes back in 1.7.3 up in the Nether, can't they fix any fucking thing the first time around?
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Anonymous2011-11-16 5:59
Saw some horrifying statistics today: A survey shows that 50% of all 3yos (THREE year olds) are browsing the web. How much to do want to bet that most of them want to play Minecraft? 50% of the future population... This might explain the tremendous stupidity of some players.
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Anonymous2011-11-16 10:52
990get.
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TARDISES2011-11-16 10:55
>>990
I can't believe this thread's over a YEAR old.
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Anonymous2011-11-16 11:12
>>991
Would it amaze you if someone bumped a thread from 2004?
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Anonymous2011-11-16 11:17
>>992
Only this thread wasn't bumped. It's been GOING ON for a year.
The game itself is good. The majority of the community on the minecraft forums is fucking retarded. Looking at their posts is like looking at inane 8-year-old rambling.
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Anonymous2011-11-16 12:05
Minetest, a free clone of Minecraft, is far better coded. I thought by now notch would've done something about it but I guess not.
It goes to show how awful Java is for games. I'd feel better if notch went with it because he learned it in college and doesn't know any other language.
Just looked it up and it looks exactly like Minecraft.
I do kind of wish Notch would've done it on something other than Java, but not a fucking thing you can do about it right now except rip him off and put code in another language, or have the fat bastard himself move it.
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Anonymous2011-11-16 12:40
>>997
EXACTLY like Minecraft? It still has a long way to go before it can look like Minecraft.
I don't think Notch planned to be famous for his Java programming. He just happened to stumble upon something marvelous when he added monsters and danger to his world. Anyone who knows C well enough, can make a better version of Minecraft than he can. All it really takes is maybe 12 months of effort, and they'll make millions. Just make a fractal world, add monsters, and ban the children, the fags and the aspies if they start acting up, and you have a game several times better than Minecraft.
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Anonymous2011-11-16 12:41
Last post! =P
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Anonymous2012-01-29 6:58
Fuck
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