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Minecraft sucks

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-11 23:55

I got Minecraft (Alpha) yesterday. I played for a few hours. I made a castle, a dungeon, and a house. I realized that's pretty much what the entire game was. It's like Legos, but slower and you can kill stuff. If you're thinking about getting it, the free version is almost exactly the same. The weapons/enemies don't really add anything to the game. Don't waste 9.95 Euros on it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-01 8:41

Yes, we got a proper dwarven brewing stand!
*checks picture of said brewing stand.*
FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
"I'm fully aware the potions are very thin (diet?), but it looks cute" - Jeb
Yes, Jeb, because that's what Minecraft was all about before you joined: Cute "diet" things. Mining is a cute "diet" thing, made by skimpy elves using magic.
Also, I see that you've noted at least two words out of three in the name "3-tier gravity stand". Of course, your little rack there may be using OTHER means of propulsion from container to container, like FAIRY MAGIC.
Thank you for pissing all over mining.

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