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Minecraft sucks

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-11 23:55

I got Minecraft (Alpha) yesterday. I played for a few hours. I made a castle, a dungeon, and a house. I realized that's pretty much what the entire game was. It's like Legos, but slower and you can kill stuff. If you're thinking about getting it, the free version is almost exactly the same. The weapons/enemies don't really add anything to the game. Don't waste 9.95 Euros on it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-22 8:50

We get that Mojang loves Sonic the Furry, so the players has to manually collect these "rings" to gain XP, and for the longest time people have wondered if there's an actual POINT to that whole XP system besides being a furry.
...so Mojang fiddled around and added levels. Then some players started to ask what the LEVELS were for as well, so Mojang had enchanting cost levels or something.
Having fagginess drain levels of furry essence seemed contraproductive to the minecrafters, so now there's apparently a big ability screen instead. This screen doesn't actually do anything - it's just an ability screen. (You can add points to mining or woodcutting, but they don't do anything, and the points doesn't save.) However, this foreshadows the introduction of the game dynamic that killing things will make you better at everything. Want to suceed in life? Kill things! Besides Notch brainwashing his players into an ACTUAL faggot army in this way, he replaced mining as the core game mechanic (of MINEcraft), with killing, and in doing this, he's stepping onto the turf of every other MMORPG in the world. Good luck becoming the next WoW, Notch.

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