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Minecraft sucks

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-11 23:55

I got Minecraft (Alpha) yesterday. I played for a few hours. I made a castle, a dungeon, and a house. I realized that's pretty much what the entire game was. It's like Legos, but slower and you can kill stuff. If you're thinking about getting it, the free version is almost exactly the same. The weapons/enemies don't really add anything to the game. Don't waste 9.95 Euros on it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-12 11:54

unfortunately....this is a load of shite.

its awesome!

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-12 13:58

ya it is long live minecraft long live notch

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-12 16:54

I liek it when Minecraft swings his pick and kills cucumber men.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-14 19:01

Are you a homosexual aids infected pirate?

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-16 15:51

>>1
Yeah thanks for this review I was thinking of buying it and found the "classic" version utter shit

Name: Luke 2010-09-19 1:07

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Name: Minecraft FTW 2010-09-23 13:54

Uhm. Alpha is NOT like classic. In alpha the world is infinitive, it got dungeons, you git HP and armors, you got more blocks and stuff like doors, buckets, carts, pickaxes, swords, axes, shovels, ladders, stairs, cactus, reed, you can farm, its monsters and animals, TNT that explodes, SMP, you support majong and a shit load of more things. So don't tell me its like classic. Cuz then u didn't give the game a chance. Oh, its "Secret friday uptades" every friday to so it will get better all the time :)

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-12 15:29

Guys, minecraft is in alpha stage. Not even beta yet.
Dont hate on it till the full game comes out

Name: Justin 2010-10-29 10:48

.....GAWRDON FREEWMAN!...RAGE!!!!!! long live minecraft!

Name: lolwut 2010-10-30 23:30

Now the game sucks imo, with the new update, the game-play is unforgiving. if you die at all, you lose all the items you have on you, you cant get them back as far as i know, and you cant load previous saves, as the game auto saves when you die.

Its really a pain in the ass too see hours of game-play go down the hole when you die.

But they did add a few cool things, like the new hellish world and whatnot, but this game would be alot more fun if it dident have a auto save on death.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-31 2:28

>>11

Backups, retard.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-31 3:28

stupid queers never heard of a god damn challenge. I swear this game makes my heart skip when i hear that SSSSSS.
Why?
Because when you die it actually means shit, just like in the old days before gaming became a kids marketing campaign.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-31 16:41

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-31 17:36

Minecraft fucking rules. Even if you play without the challenge it's fucking awesome!

These guys don't like it because it's not shiny enough and doesn't have guns.

Name: meh 2010-11-01 11:08

Sounds like yous lot are gay

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-03 0:10

>>11 that's a bug ass wipe, and it has been fixed.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-04 4:46

I agree with OP - it's TOO open ended. "Survive" is not a goal that satisfies every player; at the stage it is now, minecraft does not outperform the thunderous hordes of free games with more variety, a better premise and/or quicker gratification, not even to mention the mods already available for minecraft.

>>13
You can die? Whoop-de doo. Go play Lineage, where a death means two weeks' worth of levelling time.

As an open-ended game with lots of room for creativity, there's bound to be a whole bunch of people who enthusiastically come up with awesome stuff. But it's too obviously in alpha - it's just not a fully fledged game. $10 may be a good 'investment', but consider this:

From minecraft.net:
543121 purchases
You're telling me that the apparent 5 MILLION dollars in purchase fees, less whatever hosting costs there may be that CANNOT put a dent in that, is being reflected in the development speed?

I'd rather invest my $10 in a developer who is actually interested in putting in effort proportional to the reward.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-04 4:49

Actually, on that note - which other games have a good crafting system in them? Dwarf Fortress takes it a bit too far for my tastes, but games with collection/crafting/creation elements have often got a lot going for them.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-06 20:34

You can die? Whoop-de doo. Go play Lineage, where a death means two weeks' worth of levelling time.

Who the fuck wants one mistake to basically erase two weeks of their life? Fuck that shit, minecraft beats it out any day because of its accessibility.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-06 20:52

Minecraft is still in Alpha for fuck's sake. OP's basically some dumb kid who can't think of anything else to build after having spent all his imagination on a castle and a house. Also, go dick around in multiplayer before you comment on gameplay. The fact that it doesn't have an end goal or some lame fucking "achievement system" for faggots to obsess over is currently what makes it so great. The people who don't like it should go back to playing their mundane first-person shooters or some shit.

>>11 That was a glitch that lasted one day, genius.

>>18 Pointing to their sales numbers is a complete red herring. It's still a $10 investment, no matter how much the money from everyone who's invested adds up to.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-08 5:41

>>21

It wasn't about the sales numbers; it was about the sales numbers vs development effort. If the $10 investment takes 5 years to become something mediocre, it doesn't matter to me if 50 or 500000 others invested. But a $5M game should have a lot higher bar than a $500 game.

Name: Notch 2010-12-24 12:04

Minecraft is in beta now. Kiddies, if you don't like it, stop whining about it and shit, just don't talk about it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-24 12:25

Just kidding. :)
I was pretending to be the dude above, and i wanted to kill this thread. Sorry if you're reading this notch! D:

Name: Minecraft lover 2010-12-27 13:04

I just friggin love this game! It is so super challenging and so god damn awesome! It is in no way a complete waste of time. The best frigging game ever!

Name: PlayedMineCraft 2010-12-27 23:42

The reason why I bought the game (alpha, few days before the beta): the gameplay seemed nice, but the free version (classic) was boring (like playing 3d shooter in god mode).
So I bought it, and thought I'm gonna get the beta soon with even more features.

The alpha was nice at first, but then it became boring again, a friend said it's because I didn't set any goals once mastered the basic survival stuff. Donno. I've seen people trying to build stuff online but it didn't catch me.

Then came the beta. and.. seriously.. doesn't worth paying more than for the alpha. Only a few bugfixes. No serious gameplay improvement as far as I've noticed, and the game runs even slower now.

If I were the developer, I'd divide the money between converting the game to c++ (so that a game that should run on a 10-15 years old machine doesn't cause today's computers to sweat ; he anyways intends to port to mobile platforms, no ?) and greatly improving the gameplay.

I'm sure people would still buy this for 20 Euros once he get all the bugs fixed, but how many of them would desperately try to sell it after a few weeks of playing ?

Name: Jachel 2010-12-28 1:17

The new minecraft is beta, so you guys have to pull up your panties and wait it out, yeah it's not going to be as good as the first or anything but it's going to get better, I bet you.

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Name: Anonymous 2010-12-29 22:38

Gmod is better in every respect.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-01 18:21

Comparing Gmod to Minecraft is like dividing by zero on a redefine computer. Don't do it.

Name: Bobby Joe 2011-01-01 18:22

Don't you mean RedStone?

Name: Ishan 2011-01-02 1:57

This game fucking rules like fuck and there is a shitload of stuff in the Beta version. I agree that The classic versions sucks but the beta and alpha versions are awesome like shit. And i am telling that giving $14 CAD is really worth. Those who disagree with me are just a shitload of bitches.

Name: Turbo childhood 2011-01-04 18:52

I will contribute to this thread using only these two words.

Dwarf fortress.

Name: Cool lol 2011-01-06 10:13

are you crazy!?
mine craft FTW  :3

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-06 11:17

Anyone up for minecraft?
83.183.139.147:25575
Join and do what ever you want!

Btw the picture is a picture of 128x128 circle they are going to do something with... And they hid it away from people!!

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-06 18:21

minecraft is antichristian/antiwhite and a tool of the homosexual jewish agenda

Name: Raptor jebus 2011-01-06 21:54

Go back to runescape

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-06 22:11

You're an idiot with no imagination OP, perhaps it's better you stay off of Minecraft.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-08 4:57

Why won't you cocksuckers accept the fact that fagcraft is stupid as fuck and for homos like yourselves?

You all should kill yourselves for playing that shit.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-08 8:29

Minecraft like Manly tears said is for autistic kids.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-09 20:28

i have to say i got mine craft and its a waste of money. Aside from the fact that it crowds up your computer. if you guys want to see a game where you can make anything and its completely free and multiplayer try roblox really its awesome go Google
 it right now.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-10 20:27

Lololol roblox is for virginfags.

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Name: Anonymous 2011-01-11 18:19

^ shits fake

Name: twitchypj 2011-01-12 0:34

I also found it not worthy of that much money, although I very much enjoy building stuff on the free version

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-12 6:05

nigger

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-12 6:05

nigger

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-14 22:48


Notch has finally proven once and for all that he's a faggot.
He started out making the only block game with seriously grim monsters in it, to set it apart from all the other games (roblox, cubelands, minecraft, infiniminer, manic digger, et.c.) as a non-retard, non-faggot game, but with the latest update we get colors to make rainbows with, and I'm not just talking about the manly colors such as red, blue, green and yellow, but faggy colors such as pink and magenta. ...and we get the important ability to paint sheep, because apparently somehow survival is all about painting sheep in pretty colors.

For all the fatsoes out there we also get to make books out of SUGARCANES now, with which we can make CAKE, and we also get COCO BEANS, probably to make chocolate with later on, and dye sheep brown with.

What the FUCK, Notch?! Have you completely lost your fucking mind?! Did Ez castrate you and run off with your nuts, or what?

If I made a blocks game, I would put monsters in it and NO peaceful mode, and I'd make a forum to go with it, and when my most devoted paying players started to whine about the monsters being too hard and raping their virgin young asses and requesting Peaceful Mode, I'd go

FUCK YOU!

and when people who was considering buying a hundred MILLION copies of my game if only it had fucking cakes and rainbows in it, I'd go

FUCK YOU!

and when my most devoted ball-licking players would want to bribe me with a real world temple in pure gold, if only they got some aspergite redstone ore and diamond and steel fucking tools so that they could screw around and rape my world and they wanted, I'd go

FUCK YOU!

because I'd make MY Minecraft a MANS game - a game that REAL MEN could play without them getting sexually confused and starting to lust after other men.

FUCK this game!

Name: ThePi 2011-01-16 16:03

>>18 Minecraft has only been around for about 1.5 years. If you follow the first-released version of the game to the current Beta version, you'll see a whole fuckin' LOT. Plus, this guy did most of this stuff himself.

You don't like the fact that Minecraft doesn't have a definite end to gameplay? That's your own fuckin' problem. Personally, I like the fact that the game has ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES.

You really need to turn off that CoD shit for a while. It's really rotting your brain.

Name: ThePi 2011-01-16 16:07

>>48 You've obviously never played Creative/Classic mode in Minecraft. In that older version (which is still widely played) there was cloth, and everyone used it to make PIXEL ART.

That's the main reason why Notch added colored cloth to Beta. To revive PIXEL ART in Minecraft.

And of all places, on 4CHAN you DON'T RECOGNIZE THAT. ARE YOU BLIND??

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-17 13:31

>>50
Ah, the pioneer genre of Survival Horror/Pixelart. I have half a mind to code a better game, but I hate money.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-18 10:16

>>48
You sir, are a moron. Thats it. Just a complete and utter moron. Everyone else is better than you. You speak as a retarded fratboy does. People like you ruin gaming. You suck. Minecraft rocks. Shut the hell up.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-18 12:13

>>52
Get back to me five years from now when your obesity has caught up with you. I could roll you around the football field while you tell me about just how much I suck more than everyone else.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-18 17:09

Hey, OP. If you do not like having to gather resources I recommend an inventory mod. They allow you to add whatever you want to your inventory. It seems to me that you are primarily interested in the building aspect more than the rest of the game, I can relate.

You just might not like this type of stuff though, and that's ok. Hope you didn't lose too much money on that.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-18 17:53

>>40
That's what she said

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-18 21:13

MINECRAFT IS AWSOME SO EVERYPERSON WHO GOES AGAINST THIS CAN SUCK MY DICK

Name: Stu 2011-01-18 22:30

i have Minecraft and it is a really good game but is it only appreciated by creative and intellectual people and cod (shit) is only appreciated by fat air heads so all you fucking retards who hate Minecraft grow yourself a brain.

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Name: Zach 2011-01-20 8:10

Minecraft FOREVER FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Name: Ishan 2011-01-22 22:06

I love Minecraft.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 20:26

all this "if you hate minecraft, you are stupid" or "turn off COD you fatso" is sad as much as it is funny. First of all, not everyone is going to like minecraft. not everyone does in fact. this trolling and internet arguing is a waste of time for all of you. i'm almost certain that you wont change each other's minds that way

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 2:17

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Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 2:24

Notch used to be a man.
Notch had an idea about a muscular mans man, and his struggle against evil forces of darkness that would rape his face.
Then the faggots and the furries and the Pokemon players around the world saw that "everyone was playing it", so the mindless drones invaded, and demanded picking flowers and shit you wouldn't believe.
Now Minecraft is AIDS.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 16:44

this thread actually became a flamewar lol

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 20:15

Minecraft - because I live in my parents' basement and can't afford a castle of my own and have no drive to ever try to afford one. And no friends. And no...(feel free to fill in the blank)

Name: ANONFAGMOUS 2011-02-02 21:49

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Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 19:14

anyone wanna fuck up a minecraft beta server? im not usre if whitelist is enabled yet, go to 206.217.128.14 its the project art of war server that someone from here screwed over a few days ago.its a shit stain. i tried lagging the server by loading loads of chunks but they have this faggy border thing in place. so funny when the fucking bunnies on that server get angry.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 9:36

1. Hate on Minecraft.
2. Play Dwarf Fortress.
3. Get brain sucked out of head.
4. Bliss.

Name: test 2011-02-11 6:43

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Name: Anonymous 2011-02-11 19:54

Sooo... you're an uncreative fuck of a troll?

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-12 0:44

It's true though, there isn't a real objective to the game. I was considering buying Minecraft but decided not to as beta users don't receive free DLC.

I'll continue playing torrented versions / classic online.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-13 4:47

Mine craft is...ok, but tell the little kids/hard-core FPS addicts that it's not a game to get really involved with, at Beta prices the game is a total joke, 27 when finished, Notch better fucking update the graphics engine, not to say i think graphics are every thing but I prefer to play single play just so i don't have to puke on my keyboard at the disgusting attempts of outfits. I enjoy(ed)this game.

I can see how some people can hate this game, its not my favorite block game, but ROBLOX????? How can a game full of 6 year olds compare to Minecraft?, But for a block game, I would buy Blockland, it looks nice, its $19.95 which gives it much more value than minecraft today plus has more content and a much more varied endgame- www.blockland.us, then there is GMOD- enough said, then a mod for Battlefield 2 called Battlefield 2 Sandbox when is great for value because BF2 is like $5 or $10 retail and the mod is free.

Please Minecraft fans, stop making shitty diaries and having PC gamer give it the INNOVATOR OF THE YEAR?, the only innovative part is the whole mining part, oh wait Blockland games already had that 2 years ago and PC Gamer Uk game it Game of the Year????
WTF

Name: Digibullet23 2011-02-17 2:26

Ok 24 mature person i like games games i own l4d2 love it had foir over a year bf2bc and vietnam good game murders cod...cod black ops own it dont play it much...*******NOT MANY games like this but i played 1 player survival...it was allot of fun for several hours then i thoguht man this would be so much fun with other people i can have my own secret fort and collect shit and store it... so i stupidly bought the game...little did i know goodluck finding a server and if u do goodluck finding one with monsters and if u some how do goodluck finding one that doesnt have retarded million building and diamond blocks everywhere...noone does the game name   mines or crafts online ...would love to do survival coop would be allot of fun i think but i cant find a server or someone to host one or someone to play if i host one....best i found was a server with a bunch of random structures and some land left where me and the 3 non admins who joined it had nothing so we actually farmed a mine out and made tools and built a base was fun but SUCKED CAUSE MONSTERS WERE TURNED OFF... if your thinking of investing the 23$ it costs now I VOTE NO i feel robbed. IF you want to try it i highly suggest that but do so with a cracked version off the net...READ COMMENT 18 IT FURTHER PROVES MY POINT...If you like the sims with money on unlimited then u will love this game online...other then that if u like tours of fake imagine cities then that 2...i suggest getting if u plan to with a friend and can host a server that would be worth it other then that get crack play 1 player...i also heard hes made 10million and hes on vacation for 4 weeks now...what does that say...COMMENT 18 is right...hes a bum....BUT AFTER ALL THIS DO TRY THE CRACKED VERSION OF SURVIVAL DIGGING AND FINDING SHIT IS FUN AND INTERESTING AND THE GRAPHICS GROW ON YOU...but as for buying now saving 25% isnt worth seeing if this game ever finishes and if the finished product even works cause the beta sure as hell is buggy big time the enemies are almost impossible to die by they barely can maneuver and when they do u have to be a e tard to not beable to get away after 1 hour of playing oh and they cant break anything down so at night if desperate dig a 6 tile entrance in a wall and put 2 back down at front ..safe for the night

Name: Digibullet23 2011-02-17 2:28

Ok 24 mature person i like games games i own l4d2 love it had foir over a year bf2bc and vietnam good game murders cod...cod black ops own it dont play it much...*******NOT MANY games like this but i played 1 player survival...it was allot of fun for several hours then i thoguht man this would be so much fun with other people i can have my own secret fort and collect shit and store it... so i stupidly bought the game...little did i know goodluck finding a server and if u do goodluck finding one with monsters and if u some how do goodluck finding one that doesnt have retarded million building and diamond blocks everywhere...noone does the game name   mines or crafts online ...would love to do survival coop would be allot of fun i think but i cant find a server or someone to host one or someone to play if i host one....best i found was a server with a bunch of random structures and some land left where me and the 3 non admins who joined it had nothing so we actually farmed a mine out and made tools and built a base was fun but SUCKED CAUSE MONSTERS WERE TURNED OFF... if your thinking of investing the 23$ it costs now I VOTE NO i feel robbed. IF you want to try it i highly suggest that but do so with a cracked version off the net...READ COMMENT 18 IT FURTHER PROVES MY POINT...If you like the sims with money on unlimited then u will love this game online...other then that if u like tours of fake imagine cities then that 2...i suggest getting if u plan to with a friend and can host a server that would be worth it other then that get crack play 1 player...i also heard hes made 10million and hes on vacation for 4 weeks now...what does that say...COMMENT 18 is right...hes a bum....BUT AFTER ALL THIS DO TRY THE CRACKED VERSION OF SURVIVAL DIGGING AND FINDING SHIT IS FUN AND INTERESTING AND THE GRAPHICS GROW ON YOU...but as for buying now saving 25% isnt worth seeing if this game ever finishes and if the finished product even works cause the beta sure as hell is buggy big time the enemies are almost impossible to die by they barely can maneuver and when they do u have to be a e tard to not beable to get away after 1 hour of playing oh and they cant break anything down so at night if desperate dig a 6 tile entrance in a wall and put 2 back down at front ..safe for the night

Name: Digibullet23 2011-02-17 2:34

oh ya and why your commenting on threads like this makes no sense u should be finishing your game not looking up hate mail...waste time

Name: killarmy 2011-02-17 2:58

I have lots of games enjoy lots of games this game appealed to me on youtube saw 2 guys making shit think the graphics are haggard and dont get why they so bad u can make the characters and such and enemies look and move better... i prey this isnt beta stage cause beta stages usually are allot better then this i mean starcraft beta was basically the game now so what are u saying this is basicallly it now minus a few more added items mobbs and bug fixes?...im not complaining about the graphics just dont get why they so bad but they grow on u in less then 5 min even if u play games at 1gb graphics neccesary...to all you saying first person shooters cant like a game like this shutup cause they can i love fps and love rpgs and liked the sims ... what more is this basically...games cool reminds me of a somewhat 3d dungeon keeper wouldnt surprise me if that was one of his main sparks for the game idea i mean dungeon keeper besides multi minions and a heart if u just think of the imps they dig for sruff and they occasionally dig into areas with gems gold or open caves with lava or just open cave or water or a cave filled with enemies and.. tell me u havent stumbled across all of those things in the game ...oh ya and if u havent played it u obviously tell them where to dig ..now mix a litte diablo/wow crafting in there and instead of gold as a currency lets do several minerals and just have them as crafting materials..instead of an army against another army we will have a single guy exploring building no end to the world...pointless concept but try it its fun quite a bit of fun...its neat to have a small hut and when u go in there is a cave that goes on for miles and u dug it and found cool stuff treasure and minerals and enemies...final thoughts on game:::: 1.  Needs much more work...multiplayer is broken i know he says on site its not done and private servers only reason its being used ...but my opinion if u dont know someone like buddy above said goodluck...2.  one player good fun for awhile can get boring ...if you owned the sims and enjoyed making numerous houses and it turned out when u got bored u maybe had 1 succesful house finished family(game beat) and the rest all plots just built homes familes low level(or even unlimited cash to test your creativity) and last if your a designer...then you will have endless fun seeing what u can make...3. if u like games with a point this is not it (i hope that means yet)4.   This Game has extreme amount of potential to be great concept is great someone is and still could capitalize much further off this if it is made well if there is a survival mode that works in the end then this game will rock..but right now its far from working i mean day one hardest day u can be safe for good in less then 30 sec..build a pick from wood mine 1x2 high by 2x deep in a wall then put 2 blocks in front woila u in your sadamm bunker that is inpregnable...game is def worth a try highly suggest u try cracked first i bought and am not happy with 21$ sale for i bought it to play online in a survival mode but like he said all servers i managed to find had just no monsters and buildings always freebuild or admin spawning diamonds

Name: killarmy 2011-02-17 3:02

TRY A cracked 1 player version of beta survival then i suggest waiting until it released and reviewed to buy it or buy it now if u and a friend want to play... oh and if u got a girlfriend who likes games even a bit this is a game for her and you to play together  you will bond allot and the stuff you build together will teach you allot about each other...she will be happy gaming with you with this one... but if u solo wait for there to be real servers or a lan option... bought it several hours later back to single player which was free...why cause i couldnt find a server where it was the survival game and if i actually found one full monsters night and caves... then it had a city of gold and admins playing god ...(boring)no mining no crafting

Name: killarmy 2011-02-17 3:15

and comment 58 saying game for intellectual people and fps for airhead fatties... well actually fps require whats called hand eye coordiantion and reflex something i doubt your cock shaped buildings in the sky took to make..like this game love fps ...could love this game if the finished product has me choosing servers and starting with others from scratch hooray...idea for finish...servers when u make your guy u get a server u play on it until u leave to a new one when u leave u take all u want on your character or a bank even something...12man servers to 40 on 40 pvp 2 starting points across

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-18 2:33

son of a bitch use some paragraphs i aint reading that shit

Name: Bob The Epic Dude 2011-02-21 19:03

Okay, Minecraft sucks. The Graphics fail and only kids play it. And if you try to prove me wrong and say that kids are not the only people who play it, you may be referring to yourself or your friends.

If you are referring to yourself or one of your friends then you must have no life. Why? Well because why would a grown man or teenager play a game where people build things with what seemingly looks like ugly Lego.

I do understand however,why SOME people may like it. They use it to build objects and monuments for their artistic creativity. But there are plenty of far better things for those uses.

Name: The 2011-02-21 19:52

>>75 Ah, you try to compare Minecraft to Blockland and say that it doesn't deserve the awards it deserves? Let's summarize everything you just said.
Bullshit.
You see, Blockland doesn't have infinite levels with trees, caves, mobs of all sorts, or tons of different items and placeable blocks. Also; when was the last time Blockland was updated? Because Minecraft is updated once every 2 weeks or so, with MAJOR MAJOR updates occuring about once every few months.
This, of course, from a default, non-modded perspective.
I'm sure you could create mobs and large (but not infinite) maps in Blockland. That would require modding, though.
Now it's Minecraft's turn. If you've ever bothered to visit the forums (www.minecraftforum.net) you would see an incredible modding community within it. Custom mobs, custom blocks, custom items, even custom map generators.
Now, if you want to be exact and compare ONLY the 'official' content of both games, I personally prefer Minecraft, and I PERSONALLY consider your opinion BUlLSHIT. Then again, you probably consider my opinion BULLSHIT (such a friendly world we live in)

Go ahead, y'alll-troll on. That's all this thread is. Just a bunch of angry trolls (or are you guys garden gnomes? I have a hard time telling the difference)

Name: ThePi 2011-02-21 19:56

>>81 How good are you at making redstone circuts? How long can you survive against zombies, spiders, creepers and skeletons?

Or did you rot your brain too much playing CoD?

Email me! I *love* trollspam!

Name: 三便宝 2011-02-24 4:47

Name: Spek 2011-02-24 5:19

Minecraft is a great game to waste your life away and turn yourself into a bubbling puddle of greasy lard. The only thing worse than Minecraft is painting cardboard boxes and making gigantic 3d pixel models of everyday objects.

Name: LOL 2011-02-25 12:52

Why have infinite map sizes? There aren't an infinite amount of people in the world. LOL!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-26 20:59

Fucking fat lazyass notch can't do anything right.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-02 3:50

It sucks. Where's the mouse too?

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-03 14:29

#1 Turn god mode on and c how long u can survive.

Name: licking a girl in her... 2011-03-17 23:04

so this ghame is jinda good. i;ike it akot


VAGINA ROX

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-18 0:58


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Name: Fuck this game! 2011-03-20 14:28

I see a gameplay video of this and i think WHAT THE FUCK IS A BABY  OF 1 WEEK MAKING A GAME????!!!! so i played the game and wtf?! FUCK IT and dude i did god mode AND BOOM DUDE 1 HIT KILL in 1 second FUCK IT! this game is only played be another baby! 0 to 3 years! FUCK THE ONE WHO MAKED THIS! FUCK THE GUYS WHO MAKED THIS FUCK THE ONE WHO LIKES THIS FUCK THE FANS OF THIS FUCK ALL THE PEOPLE OF IT COME ON  PEOPLE LETS WIN AGAINST THEM!

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-20 19:50

so, how can i attack an minecraft multiplayer server? i get banned on "mineiros.cz.cc" and i want to take it off :)

thx

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-20 22:44

if you play it while high it's not that bad

Name: Tim 2011-03-21 10:32

Ok 10 reasons MineCraft is not allowed for "12s" (trolls on this blog) I will call these people 'subjects' from now on.
1) It requires PC (As it is known, "12s" and other retards care only about gaming and prefer Xbox PS3 and other crap, simply because they don't know that computer was created for work, not for hyperfuck games)
2) It doesn't require super PC (If a subject has a PC (For trolling and masturbating) it must be super cool, so subject can write on every forum how assfucking cool he is, also writing what hyperfuck games he can play on it, but subject can not cover his microscopic balls with MineCraft because it can be ran on a normal computer)
3) It requires Brain (The biggest problem for subjects is that when they try to play games like MineCraft they always get an error '404 Brain.dll not found. Please go fuck yourself or send a message on isuckcock.org)
4) It requires Imagination (Well, I am not quite sure if these people even know what does that word mean...)
5)MineCraft original textures are 16X16 (As I said subjects believe that to show how infuckibly awesome they are they must have super cool device which allows them to play games with real life graphics (It is a fact that some subjects jerk off on computer games with super graphics) also subjects doesn't know there are HD texture packs and that you can edit textures yourself by using PhotoShop, which of course wouldn't help because of lack of imagination and PC (read Reasons 1 and 4)
6)Gameplay that you can choose yourself (Subjects can not play games which doesn't have a simple goal, because of an error they get each time they try to find Brain.dll(read Reason 3) also free choice can completely crash subject's system and cause them to spontaneously explode)
7)MineCraft has almost unlimited worlds and random map generators (Memory folder requires Brain.dll, so each time they see something the system creates a little folder called Fag/Retard/LittleDick/Roaming/Memory, but this folder can contain only 2 files due to missing of Brain.dll (read Reason 3)
8)?????
9) Profit
10) Trolololololololololo

P.S. LOLing my ass off, while reading other comments
I recommend to stop feeding trolls people and continue  doing things you like (Like playing awesome MineCraft!)
To Trolls:
If you want to say I am retarded 12 year old myself, I am sorry to disappoint you I am 16 and not retard (I hope)
If you want to call me a fag or gay, I am sorry to disappoint you again I like ladies and can not become your boyfriend. Please visit some gay sites if you feel yourself lonely.
If you want to say that I misspelled this and that words and I should go to school, You have understood what I was trying to say so stop being Grammar Nazi.
If you want to insult me in any other way, I am wearing pants that protect me from trolls

PPS
MINECRAFT FOR DA WIN

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-21 14:38

I liked it better when it was called Dwarf Fortress and was actually good.

Name: Niggersfail 2011-03-21 19:26

Hello my name is 100
And im a 100x better than all you faggots

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-21 19:30

Hello my name is 101, I'm 101x better than that cocksucking faggot 100

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