Minecraft sucks

I got Minecraft (Alpha) yesterday. I played for a few hours. I made a castle, a dungeon, and a house. I realized that's pretty much what the entire game was. It's like Legos, but slower and you can kill stuff. If you're thinking about getting it, the free version is almost exactly the same. The weapons/enemies don't really add anything to the game. Don't waste 9.95 Euros on it.

Notch has finally proven once and for all that he's a faggot.
He started out making the only block game with seriously grim monsters in it, to set it apart from all the other games (roblox, cubelands, minecraft, infiniminer, manic digger, et.c.) as a non-retard, non-faggot game, but with the latest update we get colors to make rainbows with, and I'm not just talking about the manly colors such as red, blue, green and yellow, but faggy colors such as pink and magenta. ...and we get the important ability to paint sheep, because apparently somehow survival is all about painting sheep in pretty colors.

For all the fatsoes out there we also get to make books out of SUGARCANES now, with which we can make CAKE, and we also get COCO BEANS, probably to make chocolate with later on, and dye sheep brown with.

What the FUCK, Notch?! Have you completely lost your fucking mind?! Did Ez castrate you and run off with your nuts, or what?

If I made a blocks game, I would put monsters in it and NO peaceful mode, and I'd make a forum to go with it, and when my most devoted paying players started to whine about the monsters being too hard and raping their virgin young asses and requesting Peaceful Mode, I'd go

FUCK YOU!

and when people who was considering buying a hundred MILLION copies of my game if only it had fucking cakes and rainbows in it, I'd go

FUCK YOU!

and when my most devoted ball-licking players would want to bribe me with a real world temple in pure gold, if only they got some aspergite redstone ore and diamond and steel fucking tools so that they could screw around and rape my world and they wanted, I'd go

FUCK YOU!

because I'd make MY Minecraft a MANS game - a game that REAL MEN could play without them getting sexually confused and starting to lust after other men.

FUCK this game!