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Minecraft sucks

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-11 23:55

I got Minecraft (Alpha) yesterday. I played for a few hours. I made a castle, a dungeon, and a house. I realized that's pretty much what the entire game was. It's like Legos, but slower and you can kill stuff. If you're thinking about getting it, the free version is almost exactly the same. The weapons/enemies don't really add anything to the game. Don't waste 9.95 Euros on it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-25 5:33

>>883

Protip 0: I doubt >>875 was serious when he wrote that post. None-the-less, your replies to the troll was lacking.

Protip 1: Notch has proven again and again that he has absolutely no idea of what "alpha", "beta" and "release" means. (Just look at the "beta prereleases" that's actually just alpha versions that you have to pay more for.) Notch will probably "release" Minecraft around the set date, but it will continue (just as before) to require updates and bugfixes. Just as with the beta release, nothing will have actually changed.

Protip 2: Why did you take >>875 seriously on this one? It's no secret that Curse is favoring furries and banning normal people. Furries are parading all over that forum. Of course they're going to suggest animal breeding to Notch enough times for him to cave in to their demands - all the reasonable people have been banned. Also, what's more dirty than "entering love mode"?

Protip 3: Infiniminer, Roblox, and various other games and mods come to mind.

Protip 4: Minecrafts creative mode has all the excitement of lego. Only retards find Minecraft "a challenging game".

Protip 5: Often what you see on YouTube is people scanning in pictures and building replicas of real-world houses, when they're not just building standard castles.

Protip 6: http://www.spareblocks.com/ (Also, wtf are you doing on this adult site if you're still basically playing with legos?)

Protip 7: Minecraft is created by retards for retards, by furries for furries. They invaded about a year ago and Curse banned everyone else, and it's THE meeting place for retards and furries right now.

Protip 8: I doubt any girl thinks Minecraft is a turn-on, and I doubt you've had sex.

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