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Minecraft sucks

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-11 23:55

I got Minecraft (Alpha) yesterday. I played for a few hours. I made a castle, a dungeon, and a house. I realized that's pretty much what the entire game was. It's like Legos, but slower and you can kill stuff. If you're thinking about getting it, the free version is almost exactly the same. The weapons/enemies don't really add anything to the game. Don't waste 9.95 Euros on it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-24 6:00

>>758
Lol. I find that response funny. The only thing wrong with it is that you didn't actually answer the question. In case you need reminding, the question is ,'How is redstone the opposite of Minecraft?' I also have another question. Do you play Minecraft?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-24 6:09

>>757
Uh, where is the thread? I'm a bit confused, but are you calling me mentally challenged or not? I did not know what reverse fascism was because the term is seldom used, at least where I live. I do, however, know and understand what false accusations are, so I am not a moron. Why were you arguing with me on the whole gravity thing? I agreed with you, for God's sake. You know how you said that a game must have a challenge of either skill, strategy, luck, chance or a combination of these. Explain to me how luck and chance are a challenge.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-24 10:02

>>761
I'm sorry, I don't answer questions. Do you have a keyboard?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-24 11:51

>>762
"You can read this thread and find out what Curse is."
"Uh, where is the thread?"
"I'm a bit confused, but are you calling me mentally challenged or not?"
Well, NOW I am. I am NOT going to explain what the word "this" means.
...and no, I am not going to explain how luck counts as being challenging either.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-24 16:03

>>764
I am typing these from my iPod Touch, so if the 'this' was a link, I didn't see it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-24 20:00

erra

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-24 20:11

This article seem like an act of trolling to me. The answers for Skyrim in comparisons 2) and 3) are outrightly false; they either actively misrepresent the facts or demonstrate complete ignorance about what the devs have made explicitly clear in interviews. I'm calling it trolling because the author is citing his ignorance of Skyrim as evidence ("well Oblivion had this problem, and I'm just gonna assume they've done nothing to address it, whereas the fact that I'm actually paying attention to Dark Souls helps me to know how they are improving that game").

I'd like to give the author the benefit of doubt, but he is the frickin' editor in chief, I'd expect him to know that the devs have said explicitly (on every occasion that they mention the topic of the playable area) that while the landmass is roughly the same as Oblivion, it is more densly packed with content. Why intentionally incite a fight between the fans of these franchises, and do it by misinformation? It's nice that you want to use your authority to promote a good game, but using the rhetoric of trolls is not the way, and it doesn't persuade me. If you wanna do an actual comparison sometime, I'll consider that, but this article isn't such a comparison. But if your intention was to annoy TES fans, you've succeeded in my case. This article seem like an act of trolling to me. The answers for Skyrim in comparisons 2) and 3) are outrightly false; they either actively misrepresent the facts or demonstrate complete ignorance about what the devs have made explicitly clear in interviews. I'm calling it trolling because the author is citing his ignorance of Skyrim as evidence ("well Oblivion had this problem, and I'm just gonna assume they've done nothing to address it, whereas the fact that I'm actually paying attention to Dark Souls helps me to know how they are improving that game").

I'd like to give the author the benefit of doubt, but he is the frickin' editor in chief, I'd expect him to know that the devs have said explicitly (on every occasion that they mention the topic of the playable area) that while the landmass is roughly the same as Oblivion, it is more densly packed with content. Why intentionally incite a fight between the fans of these franchises, and do it by misinformation? It's nice that you want to use your authority to promote a good game, but using the rhetoric of trolls is not the way, and it doesn't persuade me. If you wanna do an actual comparison sometime, I'll consider that, but this article isn't such a comparison. But if your intention was to annoy TES fans, you've succeeded in my case. This article seem like an act of trolling to me. The answers for Skyrim in comparisons 2) and 3) are outrightly false; they either actively misrepresent the facts or demonstrate complete ignorance about what the devs have made explicitly clear in interviews. I'm calling it trolling because the author is citing his ignorance of Skyrim as evidence ("well Oblivion had this problem, and I'm just gonna assume they've done nothing to address it, whereas the fact that I'm actually paying attention to Dark Souls helps me to know how they are improving that game").

I'd like to give the author the benefit of doubt, but he is the frickin' editor in chief, I'd expect him to know that the devs have said explicitly (on every occasion that they mention the topic of the playable area) that while the landmass is roughly the same as Oblivion, it is more densly packed with content. Why intentionally incite a fight between the fans of these franchises, and do it by misinformation? It's nice that you want to use your authority to promote a good game, but using the rhetoric of trolls is not the way, and it doesn't persuade me. If you wanna do an actual comparison sometime, I'll consider that, but this article isn't such a comparison. But if your intention was to annoy TES fans, you've succeeded in my case. This article seem like an act of trolling to me. The answers for Skyrim in comparisons 2) and 3) are outrightly false; they either actively misrepresent the facts or demonstrate complete ignorance about what the devs have made explicitly clear in interviews. I'm calling it trolling because the author is citing his ignorance of Skyrim as evidence ("well Oblivion had this problem, and I'm just gonna assume they've done nothing to address it, whereas the fact that I'm actually paying attention to Dark Souls helps me to know how they are improving that game").

I'd like to give the author the benefit of doubt, but he is the frickin' editor in chief, I'd expect him to know that the devs have said explicitly (on every occasion that they mention the topic of the playable area) that while the landmass is roughly the same as Oblivion, it is more densly packed with content. Why intentionally incite a fight between the fans of these franchises, and do it by misinformation? It's nice that you want to use your authority to promote a good game, but using the rhetoric of trolls is not the way, and it doesn't persuade me. If you wanna do an actual comparison sometime, I'll consider that, but this article isn't such a comparison. But if your intention was to annoy TES fans, you've succeeded in my case. This article seem like an act of trolling to me. The answers for Skyrim in comparisons 2) and 3) are outrightly false; they either actively misrepresent the facts or demonstrate complete ignorance about what the devs have made explicitly clear in interviews. I'm calling it trolling because the author is citing his ignorance of Skyrim as evidence ("well Oblivion had this problem, and I'm just gonna assume they've done nothing to address it, whereas the fact that I'm actually paying attention to Dark Souls helps me to know how they are improving that game").

I'd like to give the author the benefit of doubt, but he is the frickin' editor in chief, I'd expect him to know that the devs have said explicitly (on every occasion that they mention the topic of the playable area) that while the landmass is roughly the same as Oblivion, it is more densly packed with content. Why intentionally incite a fight between the fans of these franchises, and do it by misinformation? It's nice that you want to use your authority to promote a good game, but using the rhetoric of trolls is not the way, and it doesn't persuade me. If you wanna do an actual comparison sometime, I'll consider that, but this article isn't such a comparison. But if your intention was to annoy TES fans, you've succeeded in my case. This article seem like an act of trolling to me. The answers for Skyrim in comparisons 2) and 3) are outrightly false; they either actively misrepresent the facts or demonstrate complete ignorance about what the devs have made explicitly clear in interviews. I'm calling it trolling because the author is citing his ignorance of Skyrim as evidence ("well Oblivion had this problem, and I'm just gonna assume they've done nothing to address it, whereas the fact that I'm actually paying attention to Dark Souls helps me to know how they are improving that game").

I'd like to give the author the benefit of doubt, but he is the frickin' editor in chief, I'd expect him to know that the devs have said explicitly (on every occasion that they mention the topic of the playable area) that while the landmass is roughly the same as Oblivion, it is more densly packed with content. Why intentionally incite a fight between the fans of these franchises, and do it by misinformation? It's nice that you want to use your authority to promote a good game, but using the rhetoric of trolls is not the way, and it doesn't persuade me. If you wanna do an actual comparison sometime, I'll consider that, but this article isn't such a comparison. But if your intention was to annoy TES fans, you've succeeded in my case.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-24 20:11

This article seem like an act of trolling to me. The answers for Skyrim in comparisons 2) and 3) are outrightly false; they either actively misrepresent the facts or demonstrate complete ignorance about what the devs have made explicitly clear in interviews. I'm calling it trolling because the author is citing his ignorance of Skyrim as evidence ("well Oblivion had this problem, and I'm just gonna assume they've done nothing to address it, whereas the fact that I'm actually paying attention to Dark Souls helps me to know how they are improving that game").

I'd like to give the author the benefit of doubt, but he is the frickin' editor in chief, I'd expect him to know that the devs have said explicitly (on every occasion that they mention the topic of the playable area) that while the landmass is roughly the same as Oblivion, it is more densly packed with content. Why intentionally incite a fight between the fans of these franchises, and do it by misinformation? It's nice that you want to use your authority to promote a good game, but using the rhetoric of trolls is not the way, and it doesn't persuade me. If you wanna do an actual comparison sometime, I'll consider that, but this article isn't such a comparison. But if your intention was to annoy TES fans, you've succeeded in my case. This article seem like an act of trolling to me. The answers for Skyrim in comparisons 2) and 3) are outrightly false; they either actively misrepresent the facts or demonstrate complete ignorance about what the devs have made explicitly clear in interviews. I'm calling it trolling because the author is citing his ignorance of Skyrim as evidence ("well Oblivion had this problem, and I'm just gonna assume they've done nothing to address it, whereas the fact that I'm actually paying attention to Dark Souls helps me to know how they are improving that game").

I'd like to give the author the benefit of doubt, but he is the frickin' editor in chief, I'd expect him to know that the devs have said explicitly (on every occasion that they mention the topic of the playable area) that while the landmass is roughly the same as Oblivion, it is more densly packed with content. Why intentionally incite a fight between the fans of these franchises, and do it by misinformation? It's nice that you want to use your authority to promote a good game, but using the rhetoric of trolls is not the way, and it doesn't persuade me. If you wanna do an actual comparison sometime, I'll consider that, but this article isn't such a comparison. But if your intention was to annoy TES fans, you've succeeded in my case. This article seem like an act of trolling to me. The answers for Skyrim in comparisons 2) and 3) are outrightly false; they either actively misrepresent the facts or demonstrate complete ignorance about what the devs have made explicitly clear in interviews. I'm calling it trolling because the author is citing his ignorance of Skyrim as evidence ("well Oblivion had this problem, and I'm just gonna assume they've done nothing to address it, whereas the fact that I'm actually paying attention to Dark Souls helps me to know how they are improving that game").

I'd like to give the author the benefit of doubt, but he is the frickin' editor in chief, I'd expect him to know that the devs have said explicitly (on every occasion that they mention the topic of the playable area) that while the landmass is roughly the same as Oblivion, it is more densly packed with content. Why intentionally incite a fight between the fans of these franchises, and do it by misinformation? It's nice that you want to use your authority to promote a good game, but using the rhetoric of trolls is not the way, and it doesn't persuade me. If you wanna do an actual comparison sometime, I'll consider that, but this article isn't such a comparison. But if your intention was to annoy TES fans, you've succeeded in my case. This article seem like an act of trolling to me. The answers for Skyrim in comparisons 2) and 3) are outrightly false; they either actively misrepresent the facts or demonstrate complete ignorance about what the devs have made explicitly clear in interviews. I'm calling it trolling because the author is citing his ignorance of Skyrim as evidence ("well Oblivion had this problem, and I'm just gonna assume they've done nothing to address it, whereas the fact that I'm actually paying attention to Dark Souls helps me to know how they are improving that game").

I'd like to give the author the benefit of doubt, but he is the frickin' editor in chief, I'd expect him to know that the devs have said explicitly (on every occasion that they mention the topic of the playable area) that while the landmass is roughly the same as Oblivion, it is more densly packed with content. Why intentionally incite a fight between the fans of these franchises, and do it by misinformation? It's nice that you want to use your authority to promote a good game, but using the rhetoric of trolls is not the way, and it doesn't persuade me. If you wanna do an actual comparison sometime, I'll consider that, but this article isn't such a comparison. But if your intention was to annoy TES fans, you've succeeded in my case. This article seem like an act of trolling to me. The answers for Skyrim in comparisons 2) and 3) are outrightly false; they either actively misrepresent the facts or demonstrate complete ignorance about what the devs have made explicitly clear in interviews. I'm calling it trolling because the author is citing his ignorance of Skyrim as evidence ("well Oblivion had this problem, and I'm just gonna assume they've done nothing to address it, whereas the fact that I'm actually paying attention to Dark Souls helps me to know how they are improving that game").

I'd like to give the author the benefit of doubt, but he is the frickin' editor in chief, I'd expect him to know that the devs have said explicitly (on every occasion that they mention the topic of the playable area) that while the landmass is roughly the same as Oblivion, it is more densly packed with content. Why intentionally incite a fight between the fans of these franchises, and do it by misinformation? It's nice that you want to use your authority to promote a good game, but using the rhetoric of trolls is not the way, and it doesn't persuade me. If you wanna do an actual comparison sometime, I'll consider that, but this article isn't such a comparison. But if your intention was to annoy TES fans, you've succeeded in my case. This article seem like an act of trolling to me. The answers for Skyrim in comparisons 2) and 3) are outrightly false; they either actively misrepresent the facts or demonstrate complete ignorance about what the devs have made explicitly clear in interviews. I'm calling it trolling because the author is citing his ignorance of Skyrim as evidence ("well Oblivion had this problem, and I'm just gonna assume they've done nothing to address it, whereas the fact that I'm actually paying attention to Dark Souls helps me to know how they are improving that game").

I'd like to give the author the benefit of doubt, but he is the frickin' editor in chief, I'd expect him to know that the devs have said explicitly (on every occasion that they mention the topic of the playable area) that while the landmass is roughly the same as Oblivion, it is more densly packed with content. Why intentionally incite a fight between the fans of these franchises, and do it by misinformation? It's nice that you want to use your authority to promote a good game, but using the rhetoric of trolls is not the way, and it doesn't persuade me. If you wanna do an actual comparison sometime, I'll consider that, but this article isn't such a comparison. But if your intention was to annoy TES fans, you've succeeded in my case.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-24 21:12

>>767-768
Amazing: Copypasta flood that's actually gaming related.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-24 21:31

>>765
It's too bad that you can't read this thread. Maybe you can try reading this thread instead, or this, or even this one. There's also this Wikipedia article, and this encyclopedia entry, and this signed confession by Obama. I should tip off xkcd about this iPod handicap, because this was hilarious.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-24 22:43

NEXT xkcd will just be a caption saying:
"770 Name: Anonymous : 2011-09-24 21:31

    >>765
    It's too bad that you can't read this thread. Maybe you can try reading this thread instead, or this, or even this one. There's also this Wikipedia article, and this encyclopedia entry, and this signed confession by Obama. I should tip off xkcd about this iPod handicap, because this was hilarious."

...and underneath it will say:
"If I ever find out where you live...
(Todays strip is related to this thread.)"

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-24 22:45

>>771
Here are the coordinates for my house on Google Maps.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-25 6:41

>>770
Now your just pulling my leg. Get a frickin life.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-25 7:52

>>718
While Curse-employee Wynthyst by now rules the Minecraft wiki with an iron fist, furries started creeping into the wiki as far back as Kizzycocoa, who actually describes himself an 18yo furry faaar away from manliness. If anyone, he understands the minds of the new Minecraft furries, so when he saw that there was a wiki article named "Breeding" he immediately had it locked to prevent it from being filled with arousing descriptions of sheep rectums. (Wynthyst overruled this, but Kizzycocoas reason can still be read in the page history.)

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-25 8:19

I hear random Minecraft player IMMJR is getting stalked for some reason. (He's wasn't that active on the forums or anything, last entry being a year ago.) As Wynthyst is hiding his personal information on the wiki, I thought I'd piss off a part of the Curse staff by listing what he removed here instead:

Name: Matthew
Age: 16
Gender: Male
Location: United States
Operating System: Mac

That's it. Good luck with the stalking based on that. There was also a picture of this guy, that would be even less useful.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-25 8:36

You can tell that the furries are having high hopes about the breeding system based on how they've interpreted Notch's Twitter messages:
"Feeding animals makes them enter 'love mode'.
Hearts will come out of animals while in love mode."

...so absed on this, if you feed an animal, instead of becoming your best friend like the wolf becoming your dog, a cow will "enter love mode", and suck your dick.

Name: james 2011-09-25 10:20

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-25 10:26

>>777
So basically you want big trees and more mods, instead of swamps? There are furries running around in Minecraft, and you want bigger trees?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-25 10:32

>>777
I would, if I wouldn't need to register.
Not making an account on that website.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-25 10:36

Just a heads up: I'm starting my monthly steroid cycle today, so if I start to get aggressive over some shit and use all-caps and start about tearing organs out of those fucking retard Curse noobs, it's the steroids talking.

Name: 12yzdamasta 2011-09-25 12:18

Minecraft does not suck. ABANDONED MINESHAFTS FTW

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-25 13:58

>>781
Your name is "12 year olds - the master" in ebonics. Of course you don't think Minecraft sucks.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-25 18:52

No matter how many F**king Pedophiles we release from prison, 12 year-old's will still continue to make LP's
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgbgYraczac

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRN249GtJhM&feature=channel_video_title

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-26 1:06

Yup. Nowadays you can't swing your dick around without accidentally poking it into the ass of some minecrafting kid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LezalcvanwQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJ8dyq16ZqI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hXPwwItdsA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjPs9KY9tNk

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-26 13:18

Is anybody else finding it kind of creepy that Notch is giving Minecraft fungal infections. Sure, giant shrooms is just moronic, but mycelium blocks spreading spores that infects mammals to the point that shrooms start growing on them? ...that you are supposed to bring home and shear, so that you can eat these flesheating mushrooms? If this is Notch's way of spreading something similar to cancer, then good job, because I can't wait to see what the kids learn from this irl. Also, I would stay away from minecraft players in the future - at least don't let them touch you.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-26 16:40

Minecraft is the only game I know, where pissing on the actual players is a game mode. That's what the fags are doing when they fly around and put free infinite diamond blocks everywhere: They're pissing on us. Notch made this game to piss on heterosexuality.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-26 19:36

>>786
this is why i private server.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-26 20:18

mindcraft is a overated game. its played for soical acceptance. i think the games sucks becuase of the point i just made. what makes me laugh. is that the same people who play mindcraft, tend to complain about the graphics on other games. and yet they play mindcraft? bullshit.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-26 21:23

>>788
Maybe you should work on your spelling before you complain

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-27 0:01

>>788
Minecraft is not played for "soical acceptance" It's played because of the youtube craze that totally brainwashed all those Faggots and Furries and exiled the mature Demographic. And no people who play "mindcraft" don't complain about the other game's graphics. They complain to Notch about the game being to hard on Peaceful, f**king peaceful

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-27 7:30

I just heard some numbers saying that two thirds of all players play a game for the challenge, while the remaining third play it for opposite reasons. While 33% is a lot of retards, this means that Notch and Curse just HALVED their user-base. Way to go, Mojang. I applaud your underhanded and rotten business strategies.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-27 8:08

>>756
Curse player psychosis doesn't just limit itself to ender pearls. For instance they just recently had to lock the "blaze rod" article because it had a growing "Common Misconceptions" section on it as well, and even after people went through the code and revealed that there was NO effects code attached to this item, users still reported being able to use it for "weak ranged attacks". I wonder if "forum rape" counts as a "weak ranged attack".

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-27 14:48

it was either minecraft or modern warfare
plz dnt make me play modern warfare
ill do anything11

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-28 11:10

"Endermen suck because they're annoying, and because I nerfed them and made them too easy. I shall fix this."
- Notch

I'm speechless. Notch is actually making the Endermen scary? I guess it's better late than never.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-28 12:15

>>724
Touché

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-28 13:16

Here's a crazy idea, Notch: Maybe, instead of adding weird space creatures, you could fix the locomotive carts so that they can actually push other carts like they're supposed to.
...because I read on the wiki that locomotives haven't worked for four months now (since May and version 1.6).
Perhaps the reason that you haven't noticed this, is because they stopped working at the same time that you introduced redstone-powered RAILS to the faggots, so everybody who are affected by this are PERMABANNED.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-28 17:01

So a resistance fighter named "BoB SaGeTs ReVeNgE" starts vandalising the Curse wiki like there's no tomorrow - nothing advanced, just a random flurry of obvious edits. ...so what does he get banned for? What is the first complaint that pops up?
The swearing.
...because among other things, he uploaded this picture to the Curse wiki:
http://www.godlikeproductions.com/sm/custom/d2852abe69.jpg
Notice how it says "Holy FUCKING Shit".

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-28 20:00

>>797
thanks for sending me to a 403 bro.

Name: fuck minecraft 2011-09-28 22:28

this game is fucked the graphics are horrible ando the things you do are retarded if you wanna play a really good game play runescape

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-29 3:55

>>799
Troll.
(Besides "Durr, hurr, Minecraft has horrible graphics.", his email is linked to these games: Gears of War 3, Call of Duty: World at War, Modern Warfare 2, Halo3, and L.A. Noire. That's as far from Runescape as you can get. However, for some reason players like to alternate between MW2 and Minecraft, so if anything, this is a Minecraft player.)

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