Minecraft sucks

I got Minecraft (Alpha) yesterday. I played for a few hours. I made a castle, a dungeon, and a house. I realized that's pretty much what the entire game was. It's like Legos, but slower and you can kill stuff. If you're thinking about getting it, the free version is almost exactly the same. The weapons/enemies don't really add anything to the game. Don't waste 9.95 Euros on it.

Ender pearls - what do they do?
Ask an oldschool player and he will say he has no idea.
Ask a Curse player, and he will tell you that it summoned Jesus.
There is actually a LIST of common psychosis that players have from these things:
http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Ender_Pearl