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Minecraft sucks

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-11 23:55

I got Minecraft (Alpha) yesterday. I played for a few hours. I made a castle, a dungeon, and a house. I realized that's pretty much what the entire game was. It's like Legos, but slower and you can kill stuff. If you're thinking about getting it, the free version is almost exactly the same. The weapons/enemies don't really add anything to the game. Don't waste 9.95 Euros on it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-31 20:30

>>177
It's not the graphics. It's the mechanics and the players. Minecraft started out as a decent game at first because it had a challenge, but along came fifty thousand children and carried off Notch into fagland. They whined and whined about how they couldn't survive with torches and cookies and peaceful mode and all the colors of the rainbow. For 1 decent human being there are 100 retards in this world. Guess who wins?

Then Curse came along - the team that now runs Minecrafts "unofficial" forums - and Notch gave the mods there orders to ban anyone who was over the age of 21 and wasn't a furfag. He sold out the userbase to furries and children.

Graphics can be fixed with texture packs. The game can not. Even if Notch would fix it, the old players won't be coming back for a second humiliation.

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