I got Minecraft (Alpha) yesterday. I played for a few hours. I made a castle, a dungeon, and a house. I realized that's pretty much what the entire game was. It's like Legos, but slower and you can kill stuff. If you're thinking about getting it, the free version is almost exactly the same. The weapons/enemies don't really add anything to the game. Don't waste 9.95 Euros on it.
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Eviscerator112011-05-13 16:07
Tim, if you cant get on, type in Intro to Advencast
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Tim2011-05-14 9:01
>159
You can do all that in real life. So then it means that life sucks and it attracts furries and fags. You should totally kill yourself or people would start calling you a fag.
Hi guys we made great forums for minecraft but we're missing alot of people ! Please bother to check out / register and post on our forums, because u guys are the ones that can kick this thing started ! Thanks to everyone who bothered!
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dan2011-05-21 3:58
first off, when you die, your shit is where you died at, unless your dumb ass fell in lava.
second, if you dont like it-dont play it.
its not just for kids
it is like legos
but with a map 8 times the size of earth, and hordes of zombies trying to eat you every night, and shit that blows up your base unless you make a good one-id say its a good game.
you dont get guns, but you get a bow and arrows and swords and armor.
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Tommy Wiseau2011-05-27 9:16
The demons from out of space? Pancakes? Oh the horror!?!?!?
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Anonymous2011-05-27 17:04
I love how Notch even nerfed forest fires in the latest update. I'm afraid to let a furfag Minecraft player out into the wild. He might start a forest fire and go "Oh relax - it'll only spread 15 blocks, very slowly.".
I remember watching SeaNanners' and X's Let's Plays of Minecraft thinking "NO WAY is this game going to be completely overrun with hundreds of thousands of underage immature furfags who poo their daipers every day! NO WAY!".
I just want to strangle the motherfuckers.
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Anonymous2011-05-28 12:46
Honestly I like minecraft. Its original
its fun and you can do ANYTHING in it. To the haters graphics don't matter its the gameplay that counts.To the lovers stop hattin on the haters let them say their honest opinion. Also stop spammin
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Anonymous2011-05-29 15:57
>>169
Yes, because we're ALL hating on the graphics.
Good luck avoiding your Minecraft community permaban once they find out you're not an actual furry or 12 years old, and if you are one of those, enjoy Minecraft.
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Ethan2011-05-29 22:54
Really just really you fags all play cod halo those are good game but come on you hate on mine craft cause you die on the first night cause you get raped by a zombie or you cant play at all cause you dig in to the ground and end up dieing you dumb fucks and it looks good and im fucking 12 shit heads what you going to do theres more kids playing on every game then adult so suck dick and if you cant like it then why did you search this game if you hate it are you a troll cause i brought my fucking troll spray
Sign Ethan
And i support Tim :D
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Anonymous2011-05-30 14:24
srsly has any of you haters play minecraft as in beta not classic or watch any of the countless videos on youtube?
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Anon2011-05-30 15:17
Ethan sounds a little butthurt. Huff too much Troll Spray before you went on your latest fps meltdown?
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minecraft player2011-05-30 16:28
this thread is just a huge flamewar good thing i brought sun screen
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Anonymous2011-05-31 12:17
>>171
Ethan, possessing the leet skills to not dig straight down.
>>172
Possessing the reputation to have actually played Minecraft, with his hands.
These are the superheroes that our own offspring will have to face tomorrow.
I wonder if there's any koreans who play Minecraft, because I just can't imagine it. Yes, that's me being a racist prick.
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Anonymous2011-05-31 19:32
LPs on YouTube reveals that all Minecraft players are increasingly little boys:
This is sick. This is what happens when we outlaw pedophilia: Instead we get lots of children running rampant in our fanbases, posting suggestions to developers, ultimately destroying our games. Punch your concerned moms TODAY!
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SuperFratBoyExtreme2011-05-31 19:45
What's Minecraft but a whole bunch of scrapheap graphics from the Atari Jaguar?
And the fact that you even MENTION it puts a curse on everything that moves and breathes. If I were all of you fantards I'd shit myself for being so retarded.
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Anonymous2011-05-31 20:30
>>177
It's not the graphics. It's the mechanics and the players. Minecraft started out as a decent game at first because it had a challenge, but along came fifty thousand children and carried off Notch into fagland. They whined and whined about how they couldn't survive with torches and cookies and peaceful mode and all the colors of the rainbow. For 1 decent human being there are 100 retards in this world. Guess who wins?
Then Curse came along - the team that now runs Minecrafts "unofficial" forums - and Notch gave the mods there orders to ban anyone who was over the age of 21 and wasn't a furfag. He sold out the userbase to furries and children.
Graphics can be fixed with texture packs. The game can not. Even if Notch would fix it, the old players won't be coming back for a second humiliation.
Well that makes sense. The fact that children now rule the world of Minecraft... that's essentially a politically correct move without all the political correctness involved.
As for SuperFrat here, I think he's asleep now from binge drinking. I went to his frathouse for some drinks once and while everyone else was mad drunk and I only buzzed a little he talks about how he had some hack rig his computer so that he could essentially track down anyone who owes him money for his Halo record. And he played Minecraft a few years ago but now he thinks his "homies" should form a hate party and kill anyone who mentions Minecraft on the internet.
He's totally not serious though and despite being a lazy slob who smells has real psychotic issues even in real life.
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Tim2011-06-01 4:41
>176
Watch some BlueXephos, ipodmail, coestar... or just stop searching for "little kids play Minecraft"
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Anonymous2011-06-01 5:20
>>180
I just searched YouTube for the most recent LPs of Minecraft and picked the ones that just started (to weed out those who have LPd for a long time). You can easily do the same. I estimate that 95% are under 18, and that 70% are over 15. Surveys on the Minecraft forums also reveal that the average Minecraft player is now indeed 13 years old. The days when
STOP DISTRACTING ME WITH YOUR PUSSY - I'LL BE RIGHT THERE ONCE I'VE STOPPED WRITING THIS, OKAY?!
As I was saying: The days when the mature, cool boys played Minecraft, is long gone.
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Anonymous2011-06-01 5:35
over 15 = under 15
(It's hard to type when you're distracted by girls spreading for you.)
1. Design a childrens game.
2. Design it to be ambiguous.
3. Trick adult people into LPing it to promote it as a mature game.
4. Get famous across the world and get lots of mature fans.
5. Remove everything remotely mature, and introduce childish shit.
6. Never reveal that it's a childrens game. Just tell your mods to start banning adult and non-gay people in your forums.
>>180
I just searched YouTube for the most recent LPs of Minecraft and picked the ones that just started (to weed out those who have LPd for a long time). You can easily do the same. I estimate that 95% are under 18, and that 70% are under 15. Surveys on the Minecraft forums also reveal that the average Minecraft player is now indeed 13 years old. The days when
STOP DISTRACTING ME WITH YOUR PUSSY - I'LL BE RIGHT THERE ONCE I'VE STOPPED WRITING THIS, OKAY?!
As I was saying: The days when the mature, cool boys played Minecraft, is long gone.
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SuperFratBoyExtreme2011-06-03 15:46
Stop whining already, all you fuckheads. Minecraft was bound to be the kind of game you hated. You better get your HK-47's ready and storm the place where it was originally programed.
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Tim2011-06-04 7:13
>>180
Oh now I get it! So you are writing a comment while there is a girl ready for a sex and you (to prove that you are so cool) write what you say to her? Right...
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Anonymous2011-06-04 17:17
>>194
Sometimes it's kind of a bother: Girls see me, they get wet and horny, and all of a sudden they start moaning for my attention, and they get cranky if I disappoint them, even if I'm busy with other stuff. Frustrating.
You think you're so hot huh? We'll you just happen to be the leader of a puny troll horde the size of my foot. Attempting to hack it off with your puny troll axes won't solve a thing cause you'll be dead before trying.
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Tim2011-06-05 16:06
>>194
Are they zombies? Because description is totally same:
1. When zombie sees you it's getting wet (saliva starts dropping from its mouth on their bodies)
2. Zombie might have horns if it has mutated.
3. Zombies moan.
4. They do get cranky if your flesh disappoints their taste.
I suggest you run from that damn place before you get eaten!