Minecraft sucks

I got Minecraft (Alpha) yesterday. I played for a few hours. I made a castle, a dungeon, and a house. I realized that's pretty much what the entire game was. It's like Legos, but slower and you can kill stuff. If you're thinking about getting it, the free version is almost exactly the same. The weapons/enemies don't really add anything to the game. Don't waste 9.95 Euros on it.

>>240

GET THIS SPAM TROLL OFF THE INTERNET!!!

>>239
They are just a bunch of kids, why do they have to be faggots? They just created a video for their friends.

>>242
You'll understand one day when they find a cure for your aspergers, Tim.

How to root out the fag infection from Minecraft:

- Remove all the fag stuff. Make it explode if handled. Make Minecraft realistic and brutal again.
- Make the player able to directly set wolves on fire, and make them squeal for a long time. The furry plague will leave.
- Employ an anti-cheat system for ALL sessions. If the player so much as looks for spawners through ground, reset his world.
- Permaban every mod at the Minecraft forums, find out where they live, cut off all of their fingers so they won't be able to use keyboards for the rest of their lives, and their dicks so they won't be able to procreate. Put all of their offspring in camps for needy pedos.
- Make Knytt a mod, watch her turn Minecraft into a 4chan board. Fund it with ads from the most questionable (non-furry) porn sites.
- Make the game start up with hardcore pornography guaranteed to get it R rated.

>>244
Put EVERYbody in the Minecraft forums in camps for needy pedos. All that's left there is children anyway. All offspring created from the intercourse shall remain within the camp as well, and make CP from those camps legal. Everybody wins.

-180, your lying, you stupid bitch, I bet you are one of those SuperTrollNerds, and StupidFatassExtreme, get a job and a life, because soon, you are going to be put in the REAL WORLD just like the rest of us. I win.

you know what, your right Eviscerator11, I am being a fag. I admit defeat, and I will go home and start buttfucking my cat Spunky, TOODLES!

>>242
I don't think I have Asperger syndrome, as I am quite developed. And by the way if I had that syndrome, wouldn't it make me be aggressive toward other people, like those kids?
So, sir, maybe you have Asperger's syndrome and you hate other people, though you supposed to like kids, as it is time to became a father (considering you've claimed you are grown up)?

>>246
His nonsense post aside, I love how "Eviscerator11" lives in the REAL world, where he evidently Eviscerates 11 year olds.

>>248
Tim, you have aspergers. Look it up.

Notch and his fellow fags caught in worship of a double rainbow:

http://twitpic.com/5eu69s

I actually paid money for this game. I just know that the next update will contain double rainbows. Maybe even ponies.

>>249
I have looked it up when I posted my previous comment, so no need to worry, sir.
 I am absolutely sure that I don't have Asperger's syndrome. But if you think different, please prove your position with some facts, which you probably can get from my comments.

>>251
"Green is actually blue with added sparkles. I want to debate this. The wiki article backs me up."

249
Wow. yep. that was the WORST attempt I have ever seen to make me mad. I know, I know, you're going to say I am gay or something. Go ahead, I'm only going to laugh! Words don't hurt me, physical damage does. (You retarded jackass.)

How the fuck do you do that double arrow thing
you know, to route you to the post

>>254

Derp?  Try looking at the keyboard.  AND STOP ACTING LIKE YOU'RE SMART DUMBASS!!!!!!!

>>251

Aspergers: Often confused with AssBurgers or AssBoogers.  A real disorder, except people pretend to have it on the internet.

Don't want to be called an AssBooger?  STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVE IT!!!!!!

>>253
...or maybe he's some kind of member of a group of at least eleven people who goes around eviscerating people down in some latin american or african country, in the REAL world where he lives.

SuperFratBoyExtreme, You said you were Buttfucking your cat, Spunky! WTF was wrong with you! Were you high!?!

Before you comment, Your cats NAME was spunky, I wasn't calling it spunky.
I'm proactive :P

Nope, I'm American. 50% Irish, 50% Norwegian. In America

-257
No, Eviscerator was taken, so I just put 11 in front of it, because it is my favorite number. And about the thing were That Anon says Tim has Aspergers, It's were you arent that smart and you don't really understand others emotions, and it makes you hateful. Tim listed he is developed, and he is not hateful, Tim wins again and so do I.

>>261
Oh, I see, so you just work as the public eviscerator, and happen to love the number 11, in the REAL world, where you live.

Also, Tim doesn't understand why Minecrafts fagginess makes us rage, so yeah.

Again, nice comeback. Post back when your done doing Jankem.

>>263
For there to be a comeback, you'd have to be making sense in the first place.

>>252
Yes, I did use wiki to know what Aspenger's syndrome is, but I never used it for any of my other comments. And by the way, aren't other people debating about minecraft in here, don't you think. And stop being Anonymous.
>>256
Ehh...What? Now I feel myself retarded, because I have no idea of what you are talking about.

It seems even Nanners has secretly taken up griefing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkxV89Yq8fg

I'm not surprised. First of all he's a mature person, and also the last time Nanners mentioned Minecraft in a video, he was referring to its current fans as over-obsessed Hitler trolls.

I don't get why some griefers go for destroying basic walls. Griefing has always been about going for maximum damage with minimum effort. If you just destroy basic walls, it will take the fags the exact amount on time to rebuild it as you did when you destroyed it. Second of all, walls are your friends. They give you and your work shelter.

For optimum griefing, you go for the chests (liberating some diamond tools while you're at it), you destroy the RARE blocks, you flood stairways (preferably with lava), and if there's wooden structures, you set them on fire from within and then escape through underground tunnels. Griefing can be carried out for an even longer time if you put some intelligence and preparation into it. If you're two, and one of you acts as a lookout, and you bury yourselves into the walls if someone is coming, you're almost guaranteed not to get caught.

Also, mods will often ban players due to "too many complaints", so blame others whenever you can, in groups. Instead of beating at a wall until somebody spots you, in this way you can remove all the work from a furfag forever.

You can also ban everyone from the server if you have some amount of "hacking skills":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7AEYOg-sJQ

Reading all of your retarded complaints about minecraft makes me laugh.

>>270
Speaking of retarded: There hasn't been any actual complaints since your last posts, so you didn't read the thread until now, making your posts just random spam.

look at 250, that's basically complianing, and my first post was 141

>>272
"first post" <> "last posts"

Interesting to know: The Minecraft Wiki is down, the downtime page showing that it's part of the furry corrupt Curse network (that runs the Minecraft forums) as well. I bet every page except Notchs blog and twitter accounts, are run by Curse, despite Mojang firmly denying any affiliation with them. How rotten can this get?

I can't lie any longer, I LIKE minecraft.

I played it a bit longer and it's AWESOME!

Evolution of the minecraft player;
First look; THIS GAME IS SHIT!!!
Plays a bit longer; Maybe it's not so bad...
Second day; I have built a house, whats that hissing?...
A month later; I have built a fort and all monsters will fear me!

>>277
A day later; Let's pick out wallpaper wool for my living room!
A month later; I've built this giant switchboard computer out of redstone and it can even add two numbers together - it will just take three minutes to set it up! I'm so clever.
A week later; I feel this sudden urge to yiff. I think I'm a fox, like in that Disney movie I saw.

I'm not going to gaze any further into the faggot rectum abyss than that.

>>275-276
Nice try, Eviscerator11.

ok, ok, I just hate superfratboyextreme. Anyways minecraft is better than almost any other computer game, maybe tied with L4D2.

>>279
You're 12, aren't you? I'm 34.