I got Minecraft (Alpha) yesterday. I played for a few hours. I made a castle, a dungeon, and a house. I realized that's pretty much what the entire game was. It's like Legos, but slower and you can kill stuff. If you're thinking about getting it, the free version is almost exactly the same. The weapons/enemies don't really add anything to the game. Don't waste 9.95 Euros on it.
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Anonymous2011-06-20 11:29
How to root out the fag infection from Minecraft:
- Remove all the fag stuff. Make it explode if handled. Make Minecraft realistic and brutal again.
- Make the player able to directly set wolves on fire, and make them squeal for a long time. The furry plague will leave.
- Employ an anti-cheat system for ALL sessions. If the player so much as looks for spawners through ground, reset his world.
- Permaban every mod at the Minecraft forums, find out where they live, cut off all of their fingers so they won't be able to use keyboards for the rest of their lives, and their dicks so they won't be able to procreate. Put all of their offspring in camps for needy pedos.
- Make Knytt a mod, watch her turn Minecraft into a 4chan board. Fund it with ads from the most questionable (non-furry) porn sites.
- Make the game start up with hardcore pornography guaranteed to get it R rated.