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Minecraft sucks

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-11 23:55

I got Minecraft (Alpha) yesterday. I played for a few hours. I made a castle, a dungeon, and a house. I realized that's pretty much what the entire game was. It's like Legos, but slower and you can kill stuff. If you're thinking about getting it, the free version is almost exactly the same. The weapons/enemies don't really add anything to the game. Don't waste 9.95 Euros on it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-13 23:06

Good news! Mojang is right on schedule. Four days from release, their development cycle has ended the "pre-release" phase of "There is definitely, definitely no bugs in this version." and entered the "release canidate" phase of "There is definitely, definitely, DEFINITELY no bugs in this version, honestly!".
...so apparently this is how the Minecraft world is SUPPOSED to look:
http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/File:Snow_biome_generation_bug.png
Swiss cheese, with huge, faggot-shaped holes in it.
This is what happens when you let faggots into your game, people. B-52 bombers couldn't have ruined it more.

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