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Minecraft sucks

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-11 23:55

I got Minecraft (Alpha) yesterday. I played for a few hours. I made a castle, a dungeon, and a house. I realized that's pretty much what the entire game was. It's like Legos, but slower and you can kill stuff. If you're thinking about getting it, the free version is almost exactly the same. The weapons/enemies don't really add anything to the game. Don't waste 9.95 Euros on it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-19 1:38

>>358
This just in: Minecraft didn't use to be a sandbox game. Faggots turned it INTO a sandbox game. Congratulations on being a faggot troll. Your mom must be very proud of you.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-19 21:08

uhm ... what is this bull shit mine craft everyone was suddenly talking about... i went on pirated and all that bull crap.... THIS GAME IS HORRENDOUS!!! I have more fun playing a Korean MMORPG.. wtf is this? I quickly realized that all these fan boys were prolly <13 years old.... *facepalm*

Fail game is Fail~

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-20 3:03

>>362
It used to be a pretty scary zombie nature survival simulator in its early days, but then furfags invaded. They're probably outlawed in Korea. That's why korean RPGs are better.

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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-20 8:28

>>364
I learned two things from tracing that number: If americans ever had a free online whitepage listing, it's been shot to hell by hundreds of paysites trying to get you to pay money for tracing a simple call. America looks like a savage land full of corporate robbers. You couldn't pay me to live there.

The second thing I learned is that Duluth, Georgia (that I traced that number to) doesn't have any major businesses that anon would want to fuck with, so this is probably the posters ex boyfriend or something.

Name: Eviscerator11 2011-07-21 3:44

Is there anything gay about the 1.8 Update... Anyone?

Name: Eviscerator11 2011-07-21 14:21

Still No one?

Name: Eviscerator11 2011-07-21 15:14

Apparently there is nothing faggy about it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-21 15:31

>>366
Notch could feed us gold by now, and that STILL wouldn't undo all the damage he's done. If he switches BACK now, he will disappoint FOUR times as many fags, and fags can whine a LOT.
...but sure, I'll look through the list.

You seriously ask me if there's ANYTHING fucking gay about the update, when the first point is NPC FUCKING VILLAGES? He's turning "man against nature" into fucking Zelda, where you go shopping and gossiping like a woman. No, strike that, because the fans will fucking turn it into The Sims.

Notch finally decided to expand "dungeons" beyond a single room now? I am not impressed.

Great: He made it a legitimate choice not only to turn off monsters (Peaceful Mode), but to turn on infinite blocks (Creative Mode) in the middle of a Survival game. With that "seamless integration" he took away the last bit of dignity and pride that the remaining survival players had left in them, because with this update nobody can tell the game modes apart anymore. Nobody can tell if you did something honestly in the face of constant danger, of if you just clicked a button and it took you twenty seconds to get all those diamond blocks.

Critical hits turns fighting with skill into a dice game.

Sprinting makes even WALKING gay, because I bet it will boost you to be three times as fast, because if it doesn't, the diamond miners will complain about it taking too long, and demand "diamond shoes" or some shit.

I don't even want to know what he's done with farming. Farming was kind of okay, but if he's going to make it into a matter of choosing between wheat, rye and potatoes, he's going to turn Minecraft into fucking Farmville.

How come you're even asking such a stupid question? It's called "ADVENTURE update" as in: "Let's go on a magical adventure across the rainbow - yaaay!"

Name: Eviscerator11 2011-07-21 22:47

Touche.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-22 6:03

Minecraft is fucking gay.
Nuff said.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-22 17:01


For all you who haven't connected Minecraft to Aspergers, here's the ultimate proof:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGkkyKZVzug

One question: Was is the point of building a Minecraft Z machine that can never do anything other than slow and tedious calculations for you? A learning aid? A historical monument?
Redstone fucking bullshit at its finest.

Name: Xetropolis473 2011-07-22 17:06

You are aware that Ver. 1.8 will have a mode where you have to eat food to survive? And an Exp system is being added too, I think.
That seems to me to be a big step in the right direction, getting back to MC's survival roots. They need to add a new enemy, one who can jump high so you have to build better defences, and have this new enemy have some good AI.

Notch is trying to appeal to everyone, and maybe that's the problem.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-22 19:47

>>373
I don't even know what's going on in that video.

Name: Eviscerator11 2011-07-22 20:00

>>372
Ho-lee shit! thats alot to go through for one stupid computer.

Name: SFBEReallyHatesImitators 2011-07-22 20:54

>>1-375 (except me)

Shit shithead shit is full of shit. >:

Name: Eviscerator11 2011-07-22 22:34

>>376
Faggy shit shithead is full of faggy shit.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-22 22:51

>>373
Bull-fucking-shit.
What the fuck are you on?
Link to proof (and no fucking short links).

Name: Eviscerator11 2011-07-23 0:52

>>378
Look it up on the minecraft wiki, retard.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-23 2:03

>>379
Back in the early years when actual gamers played Minecraft, there was talk about Realistic Mode.
Realistic Mode is something that will never happen.
Realistic Mode is something that players suggested, and Notch said something to the effect of "That's interesting. I'll think about it." meaning that he's not going to say no because that will just piss people off, so now it's a baseless rumor, destined to once in awhile poke its head before a new update.
Notch will NEVER implement Realistic Mode.
Also, that's the point of Realistic Mode if you can just cheat by switching modes now, and get yourself infinite food?

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-23 2:04

that's = what's

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-24 1:36

SEX

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-24 5:56

POOP!

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-24 9:12

I want to start making VIDYA games

Or just a 3D program
wat do

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-24 9:13

I want to start learning how to make a 3D game

Or just a 3D program

Downloaded red book of OpenGL, good choice/bad choice?

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-24 19:08

poop

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-24 19:14

sex

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-24 23:50

tits

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-25 1:23

tittyfuck

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-25 4:54

Minecraftforums has been taken over by cultural marxists. If Breivik would have bombed Curse HQ instead, it wouldn't have been a tragedy at all.

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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 0:36

da poopy

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 2:46

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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 5:50

>>391
>>393
Why are you spamming THIS forum with virus links?

Name: Eviscerator11 2011-07-26 19:13

There is going to be a new mob called an Enderman

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-26 20:51

>>395
This would hopefully scare the children away, so Notch will probably reconsider this mob, and we'll end up with Barney the Dinosaur mobs instead.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-27 8:59

>>395
Way to fuck up the slenderman, Notch. The slenderman was scary because he didn't have a face at all, while Notch's reaction seem to have been "Woah! Tall guys are scary!". They're tall black skeletions.
I also have a BIG problem with them carrying blocks, because this will erode the landscape over time. Even if they would just MOVE blocks, they will jump off cliffs with these blocks, and the block will end up getting despawned as the endermen die or are despawned. Again, this just ends up being another reason to convert to faggotism by turning off mobs.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-27 21:57

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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-28 2:16

minecraft does not suck. you fucking ass hole.

Name: KillMinecraftAlready!!! 2011-07-28 5:44

Srsly all you Minecraft players grow balls and play Halo!!! >:

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