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Minecraft sucks

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-11 23:55

I got Minecraft (Alpha) yesterday. I played for a few hours. I made a castle, a dungeon, and a house. I realized that's pretty much what the entire game was. It's like Legos, but slower and you can kill stuff. If you're thinking about getting it, the free version is almost exactly the same. The weapons/enemies don't really add anything to the game. Don't waste 9.95 Euros on it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 14:19

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Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 14:20

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Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 14:20

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Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 15:40

>>639
So you over 30, huh? Well then should't you have better things to do than this, like getting a job? Or do you want to live in you parents basement for the rest of your life? Also, what fucked up country do you live in? I come from Australia, so make fun of that if you want. You still haven't answered my original question, dumbass. Have you actually played Minecraft?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 15:51

>>644
I told you to get the fuck off my lawn, kid. Don't make me turn the hose on you.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 16:15

>>595
Ooh, then you're going to LOVE this:
They've increased the amount of clay and iron even MORE. Soon the faggots will start constructing their shelters out of IRON blocks.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 17:41

>>645
No, you didn't say for me to get off your lawn, you brain-dead fucktard. Obviously you are such an idiot because you play Cod for six hours straight. You still haven't answered my questions.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 19:56

If all of you hate Minecraft so much why bother starting a flame war about it? Or is it because deep down inside you still have hope that Minecraft will become this amazing survival simulator back when

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 20:48

clay is so abundant on suavebaby, it's ridiculous.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 20:55

>>647
That's it: I'm writing an angry letter to m00t about there being kids on my lawn.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 21:05

>>648
Minecraft used to be exactly that, back when Notch made the game for mature gamers. At this day and age Denis Leary is a fucking super hero. Would Notch have hired Denis Leary, Minecraft would be an actual GAME by now.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 21:42

>>651
What would your definition be of an "actual GAME". If by "GAME" you mean the "sheer manliness" of the Call of Duty franchise or the Halo series, then Minecraft utterly collapsed it self since redstone and cakes. On the other hand I understand where you're all coming from. But think about this: If you made a game with no aimed demographic than 20 year old's start buying it and it becomes a hit you want to appeal to that demographic, i'm sure most of you will say you would never sell out, but lets face it greed is a very powerful thing

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-13 22:25

>>652
I will never play Call of Duty or Halo, but yes, Minecraft utterly collapsed when redstone was introduced.
I'm beginning to suspect that a lot of the recent fagginess in gaming can be blamed on people thinking "Well, if war is what it takes to become a man, I'm cutting my balls off today.". Even Duke Nukem is swooning over the government all of a sudden, so there's some misguided associations between war and manliness going on.

Minecrafts story is about a game already SET to a mature demographic, that used really foul forum bans to FORCE another demographic, upsetting a LOOOT of fans. Notch could have seen the kids and decided to make a kids game on the side, but instead he decided to fuck with his fanbase.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 1:33

"facts":
73% of mincraft players are furfags or retarded children
89% of minecraft forum-goers are furfags or retarded children
10% of the pepole on the forums complain that the forums are filled with furfags or retarded children
85% of THE ENTIRE INTERNET are furfags or retarded children

you people need to realize that the furfags are EVRYWHERE, NOT JUST THE MC FORUMS.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 3:05

>>654
While I doubt that, Notch could have kept "the rest of the internet" out of Minecraft instead of siding with them.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 3:30

>>650
You are honestly the most brain dead person I've ever seen on the Internet

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 4:27

>>656
Don't be sour about your ban. Would you have read the rules, you'd know that this site isn't for kids.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 6:37

>>657
What the the fuck are you talking about? I haven't been banned from anything. Also, let me get this straight. This site is for 30 year old losers who have no brain and play Cod for six hours straight to talk bullshit and start flame wars. If so then this site is a fail

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 7:36

>>658
You just keep on changing computers at your school. Eventually every computer at your middle school will be banned.

This "fail" has been around longer than Minecraft has, and ever will. HP Lovecraft taught my generation never to mess with old folks, because they're mean and often extradimensional. It's sad that your generation hasn't learned this.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 14:59

>>659
1: I am typing these from my own computer. 2: there is no middle school in Australia, there is Primary School (grades 1-6), high schools (grades 7-12) and Universities (colleges). 3: Did you just call yourself mean and extradimensional?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 16:24

Dwarf Fortress is superior.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 16:40

>>660
1: Sure you do. Maybe m00t should have a word with your parents as well, about their supple virgin boy flirting around with adult men with hairy cocks, even if that isn't your real email.
2: What an extremely important thing to mention. Now get the fuck off this site.
3: I am among what's called the Great Oldfags. I am one of the few 4chan users listed on this list:
https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Old_ones

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 17:02

>>662
Woah, woah, woah!
Don't sick m00t on his parents. That's just low.
I remember a kid telling us of how he had come home to find that m00t had visited his parents while he was at school, and had talked to them about parenting, and saw that both his parents had both dug their own eyeballs out of their sockets, saying they had no use for them anymore since m00t had shown them the way. That kid's probably in a mental ward now. Please don't do that.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 19:16

>>653
I don't think Minecraft is a bad game, it's the forums that's wrong with Minecraft. The Forums contain about 1/8 of Minecraft's fan base. 6/10 of the Minecraft Forums are incompetent children and furries. 5/6 of all furries and children are on the Forums and active. Now how many furries and children really play Minecraft. It's not that Minecraft's demographic has changed its that the more active fans are furries and children.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 19:46

>>664
Yes, the "active fans" are furries and children, because Curse is banning everyone else, and whoever remains on the Curse forums can make suggestions that Notch listens to, so the remainder of the fanbase has to eat the shit that the children and furries feeds us.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 21:47

>>662
What is wrong with you, you cunt? What is your fucked up obsession with your age? Do you think it's cool to insult people, maybe you hope to impress other people of your nature so that you become the chief dickhead. Are you a follower of a H P Lovecraft cult or some shut?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 21:54

>>666
Global rule #2:
"If you are under the age of 18, or it is illegal for you to view the materials contained on this website, discontinue browsing immediately."
Fuck off all the way back to Gaia.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 22:03

It's sweet that you can decide on startup whether to update to 1.8 or not, but I'm not taking any chances. My files are safely backed up.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-15 1:30

>>666
So basically there's a "Curse Conspiracy" going on in the Minecraft fanbase. Does Notch know of this?(rehtorical question)

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-15 3:14

>>669
He should at least find it odd that his userbase has changed so suddenly since he appointed Curse to run the forums.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-15 6:09

>>667
Where the hell is Gaia? Also, if under 18 year olds are not allowed to view this site, how come they don't ask you if you are over 18? Anyway, this argument is stupid. This is my final post on the subject, so I will say one last thing. You shut the fuck up about my parents fucking gay dildo-sucking retard.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-15 7:27

>>671
Gaia is here:
www.gaiaonline.com

4chan DOES basically ask you if you're 18 in the little popup that pops up the first time that you visit any of the boards from the main site, and usually it's a good idea to check the rules of a site, which in 4chans case are listed within a link at the bottom of the main page.

Name: anonymous 2011-09-15 7:34

Minecraft community sucks,its full of trolls,emorage kids and smartasses. A community means to be united,well nowadays any online community sucks ass.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-15 9:47

>>672
no, that's just the 18+ forums.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-15 9:48

>>673
there's still /b/

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-15 12:20

>>674
Gaia is for kids 13 and up.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-15 14:02

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsSGXlIRckk
Fast forward to 5:00.
With the new update, Minecraft now defaults its Difficulty setting to Peaceful.
Minecraft now has monsters turned off by default.
A good demonstration of my reaction to this is at 3:53.
Imagine if any other game (like Doom or CoD) turned monsters/enemies off by default, and just intended you to walk around in an empty world, because its fanbase was too retarded to fight them. I can't believe that Curse has managed to destroy Minecrafts fanbase that thoroughly.

Guys, now more than ever, we need Hitler. Hitler wouldn't have taken for this crap and you know it. Hitler would have lead us to victory.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-15 14:14

>>677
Dude, Hitler is like 122 years old and retired. We have to settle for one of his descendants.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-15 16:15

Let me share with you a beautiful story that I found on the Minecraft WIKI:

"MOBS THE DEATH

a minecraft legend by a user can only be found on this page.the story goes like this is a minecraftian sets out to kill all mobs in his world and goes on an adventure.calling all minecraft players to help finish the story.i will begin it.the rest of you finish it.One day a young minecarfteian left his bed and made a huge house he worked for 3 days on.then he saw a green creature.he welcomed it into his home.then it comlemented him.this is a nice everything you have here.it would be a shame if somthing happend to it.ssssssssssssssssssssssss.BOOM."

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-15 19:00

>>679
why u no space after period?

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