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Minecraft sucks

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-11 23:55

I got Minecraft (Alpha) yesterday. I played for a few hours. I made a castle, a dungeon, and a house. I realized that's pretty much what the entire game was. It's like Legos, but slower and you can kill stuff. If you're thinking about getting it, the free version is almost exactly the same. The weapons/enemies don't really add anything to the game. Don't waste 9.95 Euros on it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-15 8:28

>>967
Ooh, there's apparently a heated argument going on about it now (as I guess that a few sensible players are still hanging in there):
http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Known_bugs/Piston_Quasiconnectivity_Bug
It's so comical, and yet so tragic, to see these deranged gnomes argue over BUD ("Block Update Detector") switches, in what was once a mining game. They're like "No, we NEED those glitches! They make SENSE! How ELSE are we supposed to make BUD switches and compact memory cells? Not allowing these flip-flop designs would detract from the game, man!"
It's clear that Notch handed Minecraft over to these psychotic lunatics a long time ago. (I'm not exaggerating when I call them psychotic and deranged. They believe that they can control what "makes sense" by their will alone. They're insane.)

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