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Minecraft sucks

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-11 23:55

I got Minecraft (Alpha) yesterday. I played for a few hours. I made a castle, a dungeon, and a house. I realized that's pretty much what the entire game was. It's like Legos, but slower and you can kill stuff. If you're thinking about getting it, the free version is almost exactly the same. The weapons/enemies don't really add anything to the game. Don't waste 9.95 Euros on it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-29 9:56

I first heard that Notch was going to add "alchemy" to Minecraft back in the good old days, back when Notch was serious about this game, and what came to my mind then was actual alchemy. Actual alchemy means messing about with medieval chemistry components like "aqua fortis" (nitric acid), "aqua regia" (nitro-hydrochloric acid) and many other actual real-world chemicals together with raw materials, that would reflect and teach the players about the real world, so that prolonged exposure to Minecraft would lead to some basic academic skills and not just fucking brain cancer. Actual alchemy is what I expect from a member of Mensa Sweden, or at least anyone who doesn't loathe chemistry.

Instead we will of course get FAG alchemy: If we mix "Magma Cream‎", "Blaze Powder‎" and "Fermented Spider Eye‎" we will get some stupid magic jump potion. We will get another system that will attract HARRY POTTER fags, and soon there will we flying magical brooms everywhere.

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