Minecraft sucks

I got Minecraft (Alpha) yesterday. I played for a few hours. I made a castle, a dungeon, and a house. I realized that's pretty much what the entire game was. It's like Legos, but slower and you can kill stuff. If you're thinking about getting it, the free version is almost exactly the same. The weapons/enemies don't really add anything to the game. Don't waste 9.95 Euros on it.

>>199
Maybe he time travelled back to September 11th last year and got it back then, and then travelled back to the future again, using some kind of Tardis. Then he travelled back to September 11th and back in the 1950s and griefed two precious, precious buildings into the ground, so that americans all over the world, to this day, would cry like emo faggots. Just a theory.

and = way

Minecraft is just way too boring. The game is too silly and the graphics are so bad that I can't even find words for it. Your character is pretty much a pile of shit.

Mine craft is bull shit the graphics suck and it wont even run on my computer! >:(  IT SUCKS

>>203
>>204
The GRAPHICS suck?
I wouldn't play ANY game so targeted on children and furries that its community bans players for not being is this target demographic, no matter HOW great graphics it had.
They're not even being open about it either: They give out secret "warnings" to users who does things like reporting spam from users who happens to be confirmed furries, or saying anything even remotely negative about anything that a confirmed furry says, and once you have three of them, you suddenly get permabanned for no other reason than "three warnings", and they block your email so you can't appeal. It's AnonTalk for furries.

There was this guy who got called a RAPIST for not being a furry in the official fur chat thread, and they banned him for talking back to them. The mod actually explained himself on that one: "There is no doubt in my mind that he's a rapist." and then he starts to make shit up and misquoting him. Notch approved Curses fine work shortly afterward. I'm not sure what Notch has against non-furries and adults, but I'm not sure what he's doing with a human woman girlfriend.

>>206
What makes that especially funny was that the banned user was a girl, as you could tell by her user name being Majken, but the op didn't know that, and kept insisting that she raped people (on the forums, I assume). Notch could have made a decent game, but I guess the sudden cashflow just drove him insane.

>>207 Why, can't women rape too?

add after fin. mega railway in minecraft

>>205 ... pics or it didn't happen.

>>208
Not through forums, they can't.

terria so much better mine craft guy sold out wat a jew

Remember when you thought that people SeaNanners age would be the ones who ended up playing Minecraft?
Well, this is what a typical minecraft player has come to look like:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKSn4EAgbB8
I bought this game thinking I would enjoy the company of mature players. I was banned from the community in typical fashion: I discussed something with a furry, and the furry lost, and ratted me out as a non-fur to the mods, who stared moving my threads to different subforums and then flagging them for being off topic.

I heard the other Minecraft forum got torn apart by inner conflicts. Call me stubborn, but are there some Minecraft forum alternatives for adult people who aren't furries or children, and where the mods aren't complete jackasses?

Ok so I see alot of "I HATE MINECRAFT" and then someone replying "Minecraft is awsome you cock sucking bastard" I think all games are good for different people well apart from that ET game that was just sad. Anyways I think if the game is for you than its for you and if its not then its not.

I find it amusing how people will go spend money on a game without even going on youtube or somthing and finding out is this rlly a game I like?

Then its even more funny that they come on a thread and say "OMG MINECRAFT SUCKS I JUST WAISTED MY MONEY" The proper translation to that in my mine is this "I just scammed myself"

Make sure u like somthing before buying it and be ready to deal with what ever comes with it or else theres no one to blame but your self

Have a nice day everyone and rude comments are welcome they will just prove my point =D

If u got nothing better to do than to come bitch about how bad a game is or how bad u think it is then thats just sad go outside and dig a real hole like on minecraft then you will be like "OMG MINECRAFT IS SO MUCH EASIER AND FUNNER THAN THIS" and there yeh go problemo solved

>>215
The thing with Minecraft is that Minecraft Alpha was promoted as a serious survival game, and at the early stages maybe it even WAS a serious survival game, but a huge floodwave of furfags and faggots invaded the Minecraft community, and somewhere Notch must have figured that he would get more money if he sided with the majority.
It became kind of obvious with the update where stone coal became obsolete and cake and rainbow dyes were introduced, but
***this was never openly explained to the players or anyone***.
Instead he appointed Curse to secretly ban anyone who the furfags weren't remotely comfortable with. It's kind of like Libya going "We love everyone and never mind the deathsquads killing anyone who doesn't agree - we're 100% democratic.". In this way Notch can SUCKER anyone outside the demographic into buying the game.

>>216
Dude, you should go and take that up with /fit/. I, for one, is just relaxing from a one hour workout, and I can tell you that if I would so much as see aspergite (redstone) at my gym, I would switch gym.

I can forgive Notch for aspergite, though, but not allowing freedom of speech to exit at his forums (because it IS his forums, even though he does his best to deny it when people bring this shit up) in favour of retards, is unforgivable. I did not play Minecraft to be bullied into faggot mindcontrol. Fuck that.

*exist

You wanna bet how many kids are on cod halo every other shitty game theres more kids then there is adults dumbass and you know no one uses the rainbow wool stupid just because your a fucking jack ass nerd on a computer dosent give you the right to think that every one on every game is adults name a game and i bet you that theres kids on it who the fuck gave you the right to think that your all good and i dont know what the fuck furry friends are and i think you shit heads cant accept that most kids are beter then adults at alot of games when you have kids and be mature you might except that nice to know that some adults out there know that kids arent half bad and can be very good at a game but then immature faggots with there prissy partys come in and say that mine craft is gay well go fuck your self cause after your done your but is gunna hurt

>>220

There's a difference between kids occuring naturally in a game (in the case of CoD against the games rating), and a creator cultivating this fanbase by changing the concept and carrying out virtual genocide on adults.

Second of all, Minecraft players are WORSE than kids, because the later versions have made things so easy that Minecraft is now played by drooling morons who can't handle the "Easy" difficulty level of other games. Imagine what sort of people CoD would attract if the enemies came at you just waving sticks. Then the game would not even pose a challenge for kids - not normal ones.

If a game designer has any decency, he keeps true to his original vision and makes a separate game for kids. In the case of Minecraft you already had creative mode, even the ability to turn off monsters completely, and was allowed to cheat to get unlimited blocks, but when Notch made the ENTIRE game unplayable, he ruined it. Non-morons can't play Minecraft right now because there is no challenge anywhere to be found. It's a complete waste of time.


>>and you know no one uses the rainbow wool stupid

Yes, they do, and whether or not they do, there's a huge system for dying wool, made for attracting people who loves "lime", "magenta" or pink wool: Fags.


>>just because your a fucking jack ass nerd on a computer dosent give you the right to think that every one on every game is adults name a game and i bet you that theres kids on it

You derp kids came to Minecraft because you liked what you saw. You liked what you saw because Notch began tailoring Minecraft to suit derp kids, a place where they could "derp" as much as they wanted, while making sure that hardcore players who took games seriously were banned. Notch is intentionally creating a haven for you, where adults aren't allowed (unless they think they're magical animals).


>>who the fuck gave you the right to think that your all good and i dont know what the fuck furry friends are

If you check the forums, you'll see a lot of them having half-animal avatars. Those are furries - Notchs chosen race. They imagine that they're in some weird Disney movie, and many of them jerks off to this fantasy, and if you don't please them, Notch will find out where you live and fuck you with a brick.


>>and i think you shit heads cant accept that most kids are beter then adults at alot of games when you have kids and be mature you might except that nice to know that some adults out there know that kids arent half bad and can be very good at a game but then immature faggots with there prissy partys come in and say that mine craft is gay well go fuck your self cause after your done your but is gunna hurt

The smart ones (who knows punctuation) are far too smart to waste their time with Minecraft.

Do you know what I think it is? It's less that Notch is milking his golden furry/retard calf, and more that he's suffering from George Lucas sickness:
Notch was a working class man when he started Minecraft, if even that. He was a bro who had to toil for a living, and thus life was full of effort for him.
Then he got rich, and suddenly life became all cakes and rainbows for him, I think that Notch has grown so used to this life of luxury that he can't imagine a life without it anymore.
I don't think he can relate to the original Minecraft player anymore because he can't relate to hard work or challenges of any kind anymore, kind of like how George Lucas thought life was all about politics when he did the last Star Wars movies.

And i am a hardcore gamer i dont play on easy shit i cant help that other kids make the ones who are true like adults seem like fags sorry that theres alot of trolls and to be honest with you i hate the people who do use wool and make shit so thats all i have to say so before you call all kids shit at least let some of them have a chance thank you and bye.

And can some one tell what the hell derp means?

>>224

FUCK YOU STUPID DICK WHO DON'T KNOW WAT DERP MEANS!!!

AND YOU LEAD THE TROLL REVOLT AGAINST MY ASS IN TV AND FILM ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!

Shesh who stuck a dick up your but today?

>>223
I'm not calling all kids retarded, but how "hardcore" can you be if you play the most retarded game ever? With charcoal torches being unlimited now, the ultimate challenge in Minecraft is to find a challenge to begin with.

>>226

Simple, poon fuckers did.  All for free beer.

well to be honest i play dead frontier more then minecraft but i like minecraft just to chill and mess around

Wow, someone really hates furries and fags. Seriously stop going onto furry forums and servers. And by the way notch added pink wool for girls and pixel art.

Wow, you guys really take your opinions seriously... Just wondering, do your voices echo in your head with what you typed? Does the simple aspect of being anonymous really press your egos to the breaking point? It's a game, and a sucky one to boot. Who hasn't played a sucky game before? The entire Mario saga ring a bell? If you say it sucked, then you played it. If you played it, then you made it past the intro screen. If you made it that far into it, obviously, you were interested. So from now on (and I'll hold your hand if you're scared) just say "I was interested at first but then I found it dull." And for the love of deep fried spam CALM THE FUCK DOWN OR ILL START PUNCHING RANDOM BABIES!!

>>231
While the gaming industry is riddled with sucky games, none of these promotes itself as a game, takes your money, turns into a fag that would be humiliating to be around, and then permabans you for not belonging to the former target audience. When I buy a game, the least I expect (not that I expect it at all) is not to be called a rapist like what happened to Knytt/Majken. That goes way beyond sucky games.

>>222
This would explain why there's so many Minecraft retards around: They're not biological retards. They're upperclass retards who don't understand why you would have to work for a living. Is this what /newpol/ would call "jews and furries living together in perfect harmony"?

um..

Less than a year ago Minecraft made itself known as a brutal survival game that was designed to sweettalk you and then fuck you up. Now it's the exact opposite. An army of over 9000 faggots came and FUCKED WITH OUR GAME!
They came to Notch and said "Notch, we've got a suggestion. We've got this pink assdildo that has four settings. Why don't we slide it gently up your ass and we'll get comfortable? We would really like that.". Notch was raped before our very eyes. This was worse than DDOSing game servers. This destroyed the whole game forever.

Imagine if this legion of faggots would have existed in the old days:


PRE-FAGGOT DOOM: "Hi, I'm Doom. I'm about a base on Mars opening rifts to hell and you gunning down undead space marines and minions of hell."

POST-FAGGOT DOOM: "Hi, I'm Doom. I'm about a base on Mars opening rifts to ICECREAM AND COOKIES AND ABOUT EATING GUMMIBEARS AND LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP AND GOD MODE AND YOU CAN SEE THROUGH WALLS!"


PRE-FAGGOT ALIEN: "Hi, I'm a movie about a black murderous alien who spurts out of peoples chests when I'm born."

POST-FAGGOT ALIEN: "Hi, I'm a movie about a pink homosexual lover who spurts into peoples asses when he's happy."

>>235

Unfounded rage is unfounded.

Don't worry, we know you're jealous.

>>237
Name a game you love, and I'll tell you the post faggot version and see if you rage.

>>237
Unfounded?

First watch some oldschool LPs of Minecraft, and then watch this typical faggot LP:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMadjvSCbao

You rage you lose.

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