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Minecraft sucks

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-11 23:55

I got Minecraft (Alpha) yesterday. I played for a few hours. I made a castle, a dungeon, and a house. I realized that's pretty much what the entire game was. It's like Legos, but slower and you can kill stuff. If you're thinking about getting it, the free version is almost exactly the same. The weapons/enemies don't really add anything to the game. Don't waste 9.95 Euros on it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-14 15:07

Do you know what I think it is? It's less that Notch is milking his golden furry/retard calf, and more that he's suffering from George Lucas sickness:
Notch was a working class man when he started Minecraft, if even that. He was a bro who had to toil for a living, and thus life was full of effort for him.
Then he got rich, and suddenly life became all cakes and rainbows for him, I think that Notch has grown so used to this life of luxury that he can't imagine a life without it anymore.
I don't think he can relate to the original Minecraft player anymore because he can't relate to hard work or challenges of any kind anymore, kind of like how George Lucas thought life was all about politics when he did the last Star Wars movies.

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