I got Minecraft (Alpha) yesterday. I played for a few hours. I made a castle, a dungeon, and a house. I realized that's pretty much what the entire game was. It's like Legos, but slower and you can kill stuff. If you're thinking about getting it, the free version is almost exactly the same. The weapons/enemies don't really add anything to the game. Don't waste 9.95 Euros on it.
and comment 58 saying game for intellectual people and fps for airhead fatties... well actually fps require whats called hand eye coordiantion and reflex something i doubt your cock shaped buildings in the sky took to make..like this game love fps ...could love this game if the finished product has me choosing servers and starting with others from scratch hooray...idea for finish...servers when u make your guy u get a server u play on it until u leave to a new one when u leave u take all u want on your character or a bank even something...12man servers to 40 on 40 pvp 2 starting points across
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Anonymous2011-02-18 2:33
son of a bitch use some paragraphs i aint reading that shit
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Bob The Epic Dude2011-02-21 19:03
Okay, Minecraft sucks. The Graphics fail and only kids play it. And if you try to prove me wrong and say that kids are not the only people who play it, you may be referring to yourself or your friends.
If you are referring to yourself or one of your friends then you must have no life. Why? Well because why would a grown man or teenager play a game where people build things with what seemingly looks like ugly Lego.
I do understand however,why SOME people may like it. They use it to build objects and monuments for their artistic creativity. But there are plenty of far better things for those uses.
>>75 Ah, you try to compare Minecraft to Blockland and say that it doesn't deserve the awards it deserves? Let's summarize everything you just said.
Bullshit.
You see, Blockland doesn't have infinite levels with trees, caves, mobs of all sorts, or tons of different items and placeable blocks. Also; when was the last time Blockland was updated? Because Minecraft is updated once every 2 weeks or so, with MAJOR MAJOR updates occuring about once every few months.
This, of course, from a default, non-modded perspective.
I'm sure you could create mobs and large (but not infinite) maps in Blockland. That would require modding, though.
Now it's Minecraft's turn. If you've ever bothered to visit the forums (www.minecraftforum.net) you would see an incredible modding community within it. Custom mobs, custom blocks, custom items, even custom map generators.
Now, if you want to be exact and compare ONLY the 'official' content of both games, I personally prefer Minecraft, and I PERSONALLY consider your opinion BUlLSHIT. Then again, you probably consider my opinion BULLSHIT (such a friendly world we live in)
Go ahead, y'alll-troll on. That's all this thread is. Just a bunch of angry trolls (or are you guys garden gnomes? I have a hard time telling the difference)
Minecraft is a great game to waste your life away and turn yourself into a bubbling puddle of greasy lard. The only thing worse than Minecraft is painting cardboard boxes and making gigantic 3d pixel models of everyday objects.
I see a gameplay video of this and i think WHAT THE FUCK IS A BABY OF 1 WEEK MAKING A GAME????!!!! so i played the game and wtf?! FUCK IT and dude i did god mode AND BOOM DUDE 1 HIT KILL in 1 second FUCK IT! this game is only played be another baby! 0 to 3 years! FUCK THE ONE WHO MAKED THIS! FUCK THE GUYS WHO MAKED THIS FUCK THE ONE WHO LIKES THIS FUCK THE FANS OF THIS FUCK ALL THE PEOPLE OF IT COME ON PEOPLE LETS WIN AGAINST THEM!
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Anonymous2011-03-20 19:50
so, how can i attack an minecraft multiplayer server? i get banned on "mineiros.cz.cc" and i want to take it off :)
thx
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Anonymous2011-03-20 22:44
if you play it while high it's not that bad
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Tim2011-03-21 10:32
Ok 10 reasons MineCraft is not allowed for "12s" (trolls on this blog) I will call these people 'subjects' from now on.
1) It requires PC (As it is known, "12s" and other retards care only about gaming and prefer Xbox PS3 and other crap, simply because they don't know that computer was created for work, not for hyperfuck games)
2) It doesn't require super PC (If a subject has a PC (For trolling and masturbating) it must be super cool, so subject can write on every forum how assfucking cool he is, also writing what hyperfuck games he can play on it, but subject can not cover his microscopic balls with MineCraft because it can be ran on a normal computer)
3) It requires Brain (The biggest problem for subjects is that when they try to play games like MineCraft they always get an error '404 Brain.dll not found. Please go fuck yourself or send a message on isuckcock.org)
4) It requires Imagination (Well, I am not quite sure if these people even know what does that word mean...)
5)MineCraft original textures are 16X16 (As I said subjects believe that to show how infuckibly awesome they are they must have super cool device which allows them to play games with real life graphics (It is a fact that some subjects jerk off on computer games with super graphics) also subjects doesn't know there are HD texture packs and that you can edit textures yourself by using PhotoShop, which of course wouldn't help because of lack of imagination and PC (read Reasons 1 and 4)
6)Gameplay that you can choose yourself (Subjects can not play games which doesn't have a simple goal, because of an error they get each time they try to find Brain.dll(read Reason 3) also free choice can completely crash subject's system and cause them to spontaneously explode)
7)MineCraft has almost unlimited worlds and random map generators (Memory folder requires Brain.dll, so each time they see something the system creates a little folder called Fag/Retard/LittleDick/Roaming/Memory, but this folder can contain only 2 files due to missing of Brain.dll (read Reason 3)
8)?????
9) Profit
10) Trolololololololololo
P.S. LOLing my ass off, while reading other comments
I recommend to stop feeding trolls people and continue doing things you like (Like playing awesome MineCraft!)
To Trolls:
If you want to say I am retarded 12 year old myself, I am sorry to disappoint you I am 16 and not retard (I hope)
If you want to call me a fag or gay, I am sorry to disappoint you again I like ladies and can not become your boyfriend. Please visit some gay sites if you feel yourself lonely.
If you want to say that I misspelled this and that words and I should go to school, You have understood what I was trying to say so stop being Grammar Nazi.
If you want to insult me in any other way, I am wearing pants that protect me from trolls
PPS
MINECRAFT FOR DA WIN
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Anonymous2011-03-21 14:38
I liked it better when it was called Dwarf Fortress and was actually good.
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Niggersfail2011-03-21 19:26
Hello my name is 100
And im a 100x better than all you faggots
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Anonymous2011-03-21 19:30
Hello my name is 101, I'm 101x better than that cocksucking faggot 100
Minecraft is an overrated piece of shit. Awful graphics, limited gameplay and overpriced by a mile. Notch got lucky with Minecraft. So many other awesome indie games could have been massive but they didnt get the break Minecraft did. Notch is a greedy swedish basterd and he doesn't deserve the fame and respect he has.
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Anonymous Chicken2011-03-22 20:47
Why the fuck would you pay $15? Stupid Niggers and their chicken.
Notch is a dirty motherfucking son of a mother hwo fucking his...... mother!
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Cody2011-04-03 2:57
I love minecraft.
It's just like playing with legos.
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Anonymous2011-04-05 11:19
>>13 Because when you die it actually means shit, just like in the old days before gaming became a kids marketing campaign.
When the fuck was this?
Video games only started not have a million lives and being marketed toward children like 10 years ago.
Are you retarded?
I played platformers growing up, and I remember barely being penalized for doing a bunch of stupid shit on purpose.
It's just that everything you need to do was way harder.
Games are bad now because they started being marketed towards adults, and adults that didn't play video games when they were kids, and even some that did, can't play for shit.
So regenerating health, and everything being about the graphics is now the thing. Because adults have jobs and can't possibly play for more than half an hour a week, so they make it easy as shit and remind you constantly what you're doing.
Don't fucking retcon everything because you want things to be marketed towards yourself.
ARE YOU ALL OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MINDS!!?? This game is awful in terms of graphics, price, mods, weapons, etc. First off, if you`re going to build with blocks, go get legos and play like a three year old. Second of all, the price is rediculous for playing with bricks. Third of all, minecraft needs to make getting mods easilier than already. Finally about guns....... there are none which I find disgusting. Here`s what I say, if you wanna buy a great game, buy Garry`s Mod. The best game I have ever played in my life for three years now and that will probably never change.
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FuckThisShit2011-04-06 20:13
Minecraft is the biggest waste of your money. The graphics SUCK DICK. Who the fuck would play a Roblox clone that requires a better computer? Go play Black Ops, that game has HARD fucking graphics. Kicks Crysis 2's ass too. THAT game looks like even more shit than Miencraft. All these games these days try to copy each other, only CoD is original.
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FuckThisShit2011-04-06 20:13
Minecraft is the biggest waste of your money. The graphics SUCK DICK. Who the fuck would play a Roblox clone that requires a better computer? Go play Black Ops, that game has HARD fucking graphics. Kicks Crysis 2's ass too. THAT game looks like even more shit than Miencraft. All these games these days try to copy each other, only CoD is original.
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Tim2011-04-08 14:44
>110
why do I have strange feeling that ur age equals to two last numbers of my comment...
>110
I guess you just get a massive hardon from high graphics. The game could stab you every few seconds but if the graphics are good then it must be a okay right fag?
Dear fuckthisshit I formally disagree wit ur coment sir,
"Minecraft is the biggest waste of your money. The graphics SUCK DICK. Who the fuck would play a Roblox clone that requires a better computer? Go play Black Ops, that game has HARD fucking graphics. Kicks Crysis 2's ass too. THAT game looks like even more shit than Miencraft. All these games these days try to copy each other, only CoD is original."
COD IS NOT ORGININAL THE MOST ORIGINAL SUPER POPULAR ONLINE FPS IS COUNTER STRIKE, LIKE THE ORIGINAL ONE, FROM WAY BACK. MANY THINGS IN COD COME FROM CS. CORRECT ME IF I'M Wrong but your probably some shit 12 yr old living a sheltered white life trying to act COOL on the internet.
New cs coming out soon, same guy making it.
CAlled Tactical intervention
You are all idiots. This game is good, not my fault it doesn't suit you graphic whores and because you didn't install Brain (best application) Best of all is, that you can't install it now either! So have fun, while playing Black Ops and other CoD same graphics-same gameplay but with new mode and shinier graphics games. Oh, and by the way, Minecraft needs Imagination (another great application but you can't install it either, sad :( )
>119
Thanks for supporting me.
Their parents actually tried to install Brain and Imagination on their kids, but... Kids deleted them and installed CoD...