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Minecraft sucks

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-11 23:55

I got Minecraft (Alpha) yesterday. I played for a few hours. I made a castle, a dungeon, and a house. I realized that's pretty much what the entire game was. It's like Legos, but slower and you can kill stuff. If you're thinking about getting it, the free version is almost exactly the same. The weapons/enemies don't really add anything to the game. Don't waste 9.95 Euros on it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-28 10:14

>>399
In what year do they teach kids to write "ass" and "hole" together?

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-29 16:27

the enderman is going to be scary. look it up.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-29 16:27

look up enderman.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-29 18:07

>>402-403
Apart from them moving blocks around (which has already been discussed) this actually sounds like a mob to look forward to. It won't make up for all the other things, but it's a start.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-30 2:07

To everyone saying people who dislike minecraft have no brain or imagination:

I for one liked mincraft for about 3 months. I dislike it because for one, its not hard to survive. It could be so much better than it is, better AI would be nice. Perhaps slightly better graphics.

I dislike it for the following reasons:
Sure, its open-ended. However due to the type of game it is, its very limited. You an explorer or a builder? Thats about all there is to minecraft.
Survival mode's goal is to survive....but survival is not a challenge, and when you do die thats not the end. When you die that should be the end, because you survived that long.
The Nether was only supposed to be a halloween event only, but is now part of the game. You can't even really do anything there.
The liquid physics used for water and lava leave much to be desired. Lava should not increase in volume by removing a block adjacent to it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-30 2:27

I agree, but the graphics, believe it or not, are MEANT to look like that. No, wait, they were meant to be triangles... or was it circles... no, it was rhombuses...

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-30 7:34

I like fortress craft for creativity, but I like minecraft for survival

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-31 18:22

fuck you

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-01 19:24

Here - have lots of Enderman PORN:
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Enderman/1
I knew there were furries playing Minecraft, but what are THESE guys called? Notch-o-philes?

Name: Be honest. 2011-08-02 14:54

    I honestly liked this game at first, but the damn community ruined it for me. Minecraft is full of awkward sociopaths that always think that they and their online "friends" are god-like. Also, everyone's only defense here is to say: "WTF MINECRAFT IS AWESOME YOU SUCK I'M AWESOME MINECRAFT FTW!" How does that prove in any way that Minecraft is good? "Oh, this is an infinite and randomly generated world! Wow! That's so awesome!" Getting hyped and when you think about it it's not too great since all you can with it is gather things, build, and slay things with the "awesome" combat system that was slapped onto a sandbox game.

   Furthermore, whenever I go onto a server I find it hard to say anything. I just wander around reading the chat and there's just a bunch of no-life's gathering together thinking they're all that. Especially when servers have "admins" and "OP"'s. Seriously? Do they really believe that their false authorities make them to be awesome and big? They're more pathetic than mall cops.


   As much as I like my video games, all those awkward people in Minecraft that build monuments and re-skin their characters to other video-game characters and continue to worship something that isn't real just makes my gaming world fall apart because I'm always reminded of those brats. So, basically my personality doesn't mesh with this game's online community and I find more comfort in talking to the fucking mobs in single-player.

Name: Be honest. 2011-08-02 14:55

    I honestly liked this game at first, but the damn community ruined it for me. Minecraft is full of awkward sociopaths that always think that they and their online "friends" are god-like. Also, everyone's only defense here is to say: "WTF MINECRAFT IS AWESOME YOU SUCK I'M AWESOME MINECRAFT FTW!" How does that prove in any way that Minecraft is good? "Oh, this is an infinite and randomly generated world! Wow! That's so awesome!" Getting hyped and when you think about it it's not too great since all you can with it is gather things, build, and slay things with the "awesome" combat system that was slapped onto a sandbox game.

   Furthermore, whenever I go onto a server I find it hard to say anything. I just wander around reading the chat and there's just a bunch of no-life's gathering together thinking they're all that. Especially when servers have "admins" and "OP"'s. Seriously? Do they really believe that their false authorities make them to be awesome and big? They're more pathetic than mall cops.


   As much as I like my video games, all those awkward people in Minecraft that build monuments and re-skin their characters to other video-game characters and continue to worship something that isn't real just makes my gaming world fall apart because I'm always reminded of those brats. So, basically my personality doesn't mesh with this game's online community and I find more comfort in talking to the fucking mobs in single-player.

Name: Be honest. 2011-08-02 14:55

    I honestly liked this game at first, but the damn community ruined it for me. Minecraft is full of awkward sociopaths that always think that they and their online "friends" are god-like. Also, everyone's only defense here is to say: "WTF MINECRAFT IS AWESOME YOU SUCK I'M AWESOME MINECRAFT FTW!" How does that prove in any way that Minecraft is good? "Oh, this is an infinite and randomly generated world! Wow! That's so awesome!" Getting hyped and when you think about it it's not too great since all you can with it is gather things, build, and slay things with the "awesome" combat system that was slapped onto a sandbox game.

   Furthermore, whenever I go onto a server I find it hard to say anything. I just wander around reading the chat and there's just a bunch of no-life's gathering together thinking they're all that. Especially when servers have "admins" and "OP"'s. Seriously? Do they really believe that their false authorities make them to be awesome and big? They're more pathetic than mall cops.


   As much as I like my video games, all those awkward people in Minecraft that build monuments and re-skin their characters to other video-game characters and continue to worship something that isn't real just makes my gaming world fall apart because I'm always reminded of those brats. So, basically my personality doesn't mesh with this game's online community and I find more comfort in talking to the fucking mobs in single-player.

Name: Be honest. 2011-08-02 14:55

    I honestly liked this game at first, but the damn community ruined it for me. Minecraft is full of awkward sociopaths that always think that they and their online "friends" are god-like. Also, everyone's only defense here is to say: "WTF MINECRAFT IS AWESOME YOU SUCK I'M AWESOME MINECRAFT FTW!" How does that prove in any way that Minecraft is good? "Oh, this is an infinite and randomly generated world! Wow! That's so awesome!" Getting hyped and when you think about it it's not too great since all you can with it is gather things, build, and slay things with the "awesome" combat system that was slapped onto a sandbox game.

   Furthermore, whenever I go onto a server I find it hard to say anything. I just wander around reading the chat and there's just a bunch of no-life's gathering together thinking they're all that. Especially when servers have "admins" and "OP"'s. Seriously? Do they really believe that their false authorities make them to be awesome and big? They're more pathetic than mall cops.


   As much as I like my video games, all those awkward people in Minecraft that build monuments and re-skin their characters to other video-game characters and continue to worship something that isn't real just makes my gaming world fall apart because I'm always reminded of those brats. So, basically my personality doesn't mesh with this game's online community and I find more comfort in talking to the fucking mobs in single-player.

Name: Be honest. 2011-08-02 14:55

    I honestly liked this game at first, but the damn community ruined it for me. Minecraft is full of awkward sociopaths that always think that they and their online "friends" are god-like. Also, everyone's only defense here is to say: "WTF MINECRAFT IS AWESOME YOU SUCK I'M AWESOME MINECRAFT FTW!" How does that prove in any way that Minecraft is good? "Oh, this is an infinite and randomly generated world! Wow! That's so awesome!" Getting hyped and when you think about it it's not too great since all you can with it is gather things, build, and slay things with the "awesome" combat system that was slapped onto a sandbox game.

   Furthermore, whenever I go onto a server I find it hard to say anything. I just wander around reading the chat and there's just a bunch of no-life's gathering together thinking they're all that. Especially when servers have "admins" and "OP"'s. Seriously? Do they really believe that their false authorities make them to be awesome and big? They're more pathetic than mall cops.


   As much as I like my video games, all those awkward people in Minecraft that build monuments and re-skin their characters to other video-game characters and continue to worship something that isn't real just makes my gaming world fall apart because I'm always reminded of those brats. So, basically my personality doesn't mesh with this game's online community and I find more comfort in talking to the fucking mobs in single-player.

Name: Be honest. 2011-08-02 14:55

    I honestly liked this game at first, but the damn community ruined it for me. Minecraft is full of awkward sociopaths that always think that they and their online "friends" are god-like. Also, everyone's only defense here is to say: "WTF MINECRAFT IS AWESOME YOU SUCK I'M AWESOME MINECRAFT FTW!" How does that prove in any way that Minecraft is good? "Oh, this is an infinite and randomly generated world! Wow! That's so awesome!" Getting hyped and when you think about it it's not too great since all you can with it is gather things, build, and slay things with the "awesome" combat system that was slapped onto a sandbox game.

   Furthermore, whenever I go onto a server I find it hard to say anything. I just wander around reading the chat and there's just a bunch of no-life's gathering together thinking they're all that. Especially when servers have "admins" and "OP"'s. Seriously? Do they really believe that their false authorities make them to be awesome and big? They're more pathetic than mall cops.


   As much as I like my video games, all those awkward people in Minecraft that build monuments and re-skin their characters to other video-game characters and continue to worship something that isn't real just makes my gaming world fall apart because I'm always reminded of those brats. So, basically my personality doesn't mesh with this game's online community and I find more comfort in talking to the fucking mobs in single-player.

Name: Be honest. 2011-08-02 14:57

    I honestly liked this game at first, but the damn community ruined it for me. Minecraft is full of awkward sociopaths that always think that they and their online "friends" are god-like. Also, everyone's only defense here is to say: "WTF MINECRAFT IS AWESOME YOU SUCK I'M AWESOME MINECRAFT FTW!" How does that prove in any way that Minecraft is good? "Oh, this is an infinite and randomly generated world! Wow! That's so awesome!" Getting hyped and when you think about it it's not too great since all you can with it is gather things, build, and slay things with the "awesome" combat system that was slapped onto a sandbox game.

   Furthermore, whenever I go onto a server I find it hard to say anything. I just wander around reading the chat and there's just a bunch of no-life's gathering together thinking they're all that. Especially when servers have "admins" and "OP"'s. Seriously? Do they really believe that their false authorities make them to be awesome and big? They're more pathetic than mall cops.


   As much as I like my video games, all those awkward people in Minecraft that build monuments and re-skin their characters to other video-game characters and continue to worship something that isn't real just makes my gaming world fall apart because I'm always reminded of those brats. So, basically my personality doesn't mesh with this game's online community and I find more comfort in talking to the fucking mobs in single-player.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-03 10:25

I remember this game. I went on the Curse forums posting really reasonable suggestions, some the most basic things which Notch has now already implemented or is planning on implementing, and I was told that I was a freak for NOT suggesting hot air baloons and other fantastic shit, and that the realistic things I was suggesting didn't even make sense to them. Apparently faggotry bordering on insanity is a requirement at those forums. It's like these people are building some sort of completely psychotic society over there, and it has really discouraged me from playing the game simply because I don't want to associate with crazy people, or turn into one of them. Fuck that.

Name: You Deserved It. 2011-08-04 1:00

>>417
I remember calling someone a freak for not suggesting hot air balloons!

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-04 13:08

>>418
Well, we all know the truth, don't we.

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Name: B + S = ButtSex 2011-08-04 15:02

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-04 17:28

>>420
>>421
Don't visit that site. It's a virus site.

Name: HowDidYouKnow? 2011-08-04 18:00

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-04 19:22

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Name: Anonymous 2011-08-04 19:47

>>424
I called the feds and asked them, and they said they were on the case.

Name: Awesome 2011-08-04 20:55

Name: FakeAssPrick 2011-08-04 20:57

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-06 2:44

titties

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-06 11:50

Bethesda (Softworks game company, not the jewish pool) lawyers are trying to sue Notch because they think "Scrolls" is infringing on "The Elder Scrolls". The ridiculous claim aside, I'm not sure which side to root for. On one hand we have a faggot fascist movement, and on the other hand we have Bethesdas terrible engine programming.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-07 11:51

Endermen have now been thoroughly confirmed by Notch, and if Minecraft wasn't ruined already by now, imagine lots of mobs eroding the entire landscape over time, by removing random blocks and then dying without putting them back again. Notch implemented mob griefers for people who don't play on Peaceful Mode. How was this a good idea?

I mean sure, Notch gets all sorts of stupid ideas put into his head by the underage community, but somewhere you'd think he'd go "Hold on here! Griefer mobs? This is a pretty stupid idea! Maybe I should NOT make this mob.".

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-07 17:58

Lol i have to test sth:
>>431

btw minecraft is far better than all ppplz and everythingz

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-07 18:00

oh bcaus i now read >>431 4 da first time: you didnt understand anything fucking faggot. i hope u get aids and die fucking nazi. go home suck ur moms dick nooüp

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-07 22:59

>>433
How old are you? Who was Ronald Reagan?

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-08 18:17

I do not see why people are arguing about why minecraft sucks or not.Everybody has there own ideas and opinions.Personally I think minecraft is a good game with some flaws (I let it slide because it is in beta). Now some people hate minecraft for legit reasons others do not.An example is Peaceful mode.It is a choice to turn it on and off.The game does not force you to play Peaceful mode.There are other diffculty's.Now before you call me a troll or a fag or gay or 12.I am 15 and engaged to another girl.I thank you for your time in reading my opinions about the hate on minecraft.

PS.I prefer to stay anonymous because of all the hate I might get on my opinions.the email is also real

Name: 435 is a loser 2011-08-08 18:26

435 is BULLSHIT i mean peaceful mode is mandotry to play on what other diffculty's  You are properly  12 and gay. Also minecraft sucks and your reason why minecraft rocks is BULLSHIT
why did you swear so much huh why you like fucking minecraft and why you thaank me because i read your post loser. your email proberly fake too gay ass.i before you say i swear too much 435 swore fucking more k.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-08 19:24

>>435
I don't think you thought this true. What would happen if ANY game had the option "Monsters/Enemies On/Off"? Let's say Halo had this option as a valid no-cheat option. Sure, it would attract actual players, but it would also attracts a LOT of neglected retards who are too stupid to play FPSs without turning the enemies off. Now imagine what would happen if you told them that this game was still in beta, and that they are welcome to post what they want in the game in the forums, and then you take half of these suggestions seriously and implement these as features into your game. You'd end up growing flowers and picking clothes in Halo. We might not end up with furry fascist control of the Halo forums where people get charged with rape and banned forever for not being a furry, because that was Notch outdoing himself when he sold out the community to Curse, but we'll end up with a game that only children would enjoy.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-08 19:24

true = through

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-09 1:18

Of course I would end up growing flowers. It would make a wonderful gift for my fiancee. And I'm not a child like I said I 15

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