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Minecraft sucks

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-11 23:55

I got Minecraft (Alpha) yesterday. I played for a few hours. I made a castle, a dungeon, and a house. I realized that's pretty much what the entire game was. It's like Legos, but slower and you can kill stuff. If you're thinking about getting it, the free version is almost exactly the same. The weapons/enemies don't really add anything to the game. Don't waste 9.95 Euros on it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-10 18:26

>>815
Jeb mentioned that the pride and joy of his potion stand, was its interactive design, that apparently rivalled the cauldron so much that it was meant to replace it.

Do you know how it works? (Oh, this is the BRILLIANT part.)
It has a single slot for ingredients at the top, that slowly transfers down into the three potions at the bottom. You pour ingredients into the non-existant funnel, leading to the non-existant container, that passes them magically (without the need for any fluids or filtering what-so-ever apparently because the waiting potions are filled with water and that's close enough) down into three potions.

Jebs brilliant invention is a contraption that makes you sprinkle ingredients into three potions at once, but slowly.

Never mind that Jeb must have come up with this while doing shrooms, and has no idea what "brewing" even means: How was this "interactive design" better than putting water, then ingredients, then a couple of bottles, into a cauldron? How was this better than using the bloody WORKBENCH to mix a bottle, ingredients and water, into as many potions as you'd like (and letting them blend while you walk to the place to use them at)?

HOW WAS THIS BETTER IN ANY WAY, JEB???!
THIS IS *NEGATIVE* INTERACTIVE DESIGN!

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