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Minecraft sucks

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-11 23:55

I got Minecraft (Alpha) yesterday. I played for a few hours. I made a castle, a dungeon, and a house. I realized that's pretty much what the entire game was. It's like Legos, but slower and you can kill stuff. If you're thinking about getting it, the free version is almost exactly the same. The weapons/enemies don't really add anything to the game. Don't waste 9.95 Euros on it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-09 20:41


Endermen are essentially as dangerous as a common zombie (on Hard mode). That doesn't stop the Curse players from shitting their pants at the sight of a mob that BECOMES A NON-MOVING TARGET WHEN YOU LOOK AT IT.
Here's a TEEN (or "future rapist" according to Curse mods) player encountering an enderman.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45c9FoOS7QI

Of course he somehow couldn't figure out how to make a sword before nightfall, so he ends up punching it to death, all while crying like a wuss. I bet the underage players will be scared even more shitless of it.

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