Minecraft sucks

I got Minecraft (Alpha) yesterday. I played for a few hours. I made a castle, a dungeon, and a house. I realized that's pretty much what the entire game was. It's like Legos, but slower and you can kill stuff. If you're thinking about getting it, the free version is almost exactly the same. The weapons/enemies don't really add anything to the game. Don't waste 9.95 Euros on it.

>>880
"Hi, I'm Notch. I know how to spell 'sitchuation'."

>>879
Notch sings the swedish version of the TaleSpin intro on his twitter. Minecraft fans sees this a sign that he'll implement airplanes into Minecraft. Whatever life their mothers squeezed out of their vaginas, I am not counting it as human.

Maybe they're existential conundrums, because if the mother would have squeezed out a DEAD ABORTION, the abortion would NOT think that Notch would implement airplanes into Minecraft, and this would be much more correct and reasonable. If their mothers would have aborted these fans, they would have improved their offspring.

>>875
Protip 1: Minecraft will be out of beta in 23 days.
Protip 2: The reason why Notch added animal breeding was that he changed the code so that they don't respawn automatically. Besides, it isn't dirty.
Protip 3: Minecraft is stolen code. Really? Well then, what game was it stolen from, genius.
Protip 4: Minecraft isn't boring as you'll see why below...
Protip 5: Maybe that is all of the stuff that you can think of making , but you can make practically anything you want. You can copy designs from the real world, or you can make something completely original. If building isn't your thing, the perhaps you are into into survival, or redstone, or minecarts, or whatever. Maybe you should spend less time looking at other people's stuff and try building something of your own.
Protip 6: Lego has more variety than Minecraft? Lego has abou ten different colours in about 2 or 3 different sizes. Minecraft has normal building blocks, but it also has thing like fences, iron bars, glass, minecart tracks, water and lava which you can use to create much cooler stuff than Lego with. Also, most of the blocks don't obey gravity, so you can make floating stuff.
Protip 7: Sure some of them might play, but is that the only game they play?
Protip 8: So your implying that no one who has ever played Minecraft has ever had sex? Well that's a big ol' lie.
I hope I have enlightened your day with these facts.

Minecraft sucked my cock 3 times in a row.

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>>883

Protip 0: I doubt >>875 was serious when he wrote that post. None-the-less, your replies to the troll was lacking.

Protip 1: Notch has proven again and again that he has absolutely no idea of what "alpha", "beta" and "release" means. (Just look at the "beta prereleases" that's actually just alpha versions that you have to pay more for.) Notch will probably "release" Minecraft around the set date, but it will continue (just as before) to require updates and bugfixes. Just as with the beta release, nothing will have actually changed.

Protip 2: Why did you take >>875 seriously on this one? It's no secret that Curse is favoring furries and banning normal people. Furries are parading all over that forum. Of course they're going to suggest animal breeding to Notch enough times for him to cave in to their demands - all the reasonable people have been banned. Also, what's more dirty than "entering love mode"?

Protip 3: Infiniminer, Roblox, and various other games and mods come to mind.

Protip 4: Minecrafts creative mode has all the excitement of lego. Only retards find Minecraft "a challenging game".

Protip 5: Often what you see on YouTube is people scanning in pictures and building replicas of real-world houses, when they're not just building standard castles.

Protip 6: http://www.spareblocks.com/ (Also, wtf are you doing on this adult site if you're still basically playing with legos?)

Protip 7: Minecraft is created by retards for retards, by furries for furries. They invaded about a year ago and Curse banned everyone else, and it's THE meeting place for retards and furries right now.

Protip 8: I doubt any girl thinks Minecraft is a turn-on, and I doubt you've had sex.

>>886
I agree with some of your points, but disagree with others. What is more dirty than entering love mode? Maybe making the animals have penises and vaginas and actually fucking eachother in front of ten year olds. I also disagree with your repetitive use of retard. A retard is a person who has serious mental disabilities, and therefore would not be able to do any of the things that you credited them for. And I haven't had sex because I am not over 18 and I have no intention of breaking the law.

>>887
You are breaking the law right now: You have to be 18 or over to browse 4chan. GTFO.

>>886
"Protip 2: Why did you take >>875 seriously on this one? It's no secret that Curse is favoring furries and banning normal people. Furries are parading all over that forum."

Hell I used to browse that forum, but holy fuck, that shit is a fucking cesspool of retarded furries, aspies, autistics.

Oh yeah, don't forget, Curse also added a 12 year old on their moderator team.
http://www.minecraftforum.net/user/170677-gkardos/
Curse at it's best.

Shut Up.
I don't play Minecraft for fun,
I build stuff and let other people download it from adfly which pays me for every download.
And yes I have a job.
I make over 300,000 dollars a year because I'm an accountant.
And I'm not a screwed up CoD addict who kills people just for the fun.
Minecraft requires some sort of brain, not a screwed up one.
Look on youtube, see all the videos that say "Minecraft Sucks", they get more dislikes than like because no one gives a damn about their hate for Minecraft.
Guess What?
Did you know who started this forum?
A person who hates Minecraft.
People that like Minecraft don't start these sort of forums,
their civilised and don't act like some sort of stubborn loser!

Guess What?
I'm not some 12 year old..
I'm 25 years old and no I didn't have sex and you know why, because I don't enough time to support a family not because I play Minecraft. but because I work as an accountant which is a very well paided job.

So to all you people who think that Minecraft sucks, go back to your bloody FPS games and stay there.

Minecraft also has a great community besides from a few griefers, but CoD? That just sad. CoD has a terrible community, hackers, trolls, swearers and 12 year old kids who want to kill people.

Those 12 year old kids get aggravated at their parents and I've seen it. My neighbours son plays CoD and everyday he gets more screwed up everyday and one day he tried to stab his parents, the kid went to court where he was sent to juvenile hall for 1 month and when he came back he was still the same and apparently, at juvenille hall, he had request if someone allowed him to handle a gun and shoot someone and no, I don't live in a stuffed up suburb, it's just that the bllody kid found CoD on forums like this.

The kid used to play Minecraft, he was smart back then, he knew how to spell words, he knew simple math, now he can't even spell  , he always talks about CoD, he always talks about killing people, Minecraft didn't screw him up, CoD did.

See the side effects of CoD you Minecraft haters, go back to your "CoD" and screw yourselves up, and for you information this kid is called "Michael Sung" and he is just screwed up.

I hope you see yourself as a total "loser" you Minecraft haters.
And to get this out of the way,
I meant Minecraft haters who think that we should play FPS games.

You say Minecraft is a memory hog, look at CoD!
You say Minecarft has bad graphics, download a texture pack!

>>890
I agree!

>>875

"Protip: Minecraft is not a "creative game" when all you do is make stuff that everyone else has already made or copy designs of the golden gate bridge. That is called mimicry."

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Probably the best point made against the "if you don't like it your not creative enough" argument. Obviously they are not creative either. And are they really being creative at all? All I ever see is just people doing and making the same shit all the time. Or they are making shit that other people have made. Or just copying popular images or old architectural designs that are then translated into the crappy one size fits all minecraft blocks.


If your not making something brand new to you then your not being creative. That is what creativity means. Poster may have been a troll but he was onto something there.


Epic

LOL

>>890 fail, I don't like Minecraft or CoD

>>890

Fail Troll is fail.

If you were really what you claim you were then you would not have opened up your opening sentence and statement with "shut up".

Of you were what you claim to be then you would have either ignored all this or you would have had a long adult dissertation on the subject.

If you were really what you claim you are then you would not be coming up with childish ways to interject how "successful" you are. In fact that would not have been part of your argument.

You are pure fail

You are either 12 or one of Notches staff.

Fail troll is always fail.

>>890
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Fail!

>>890

>>890
Minecraft sucks. I agree with 894 and 895 that cod is the best game ever and that minecraft is crap and is only played by autistic kids. gayscast suck, captain fuckles sucks and all the austic fucked up losers play minecraft. cod is better because it has better graphics, it has real guns, you can teabag people and finally there's blood. I don't give a shit about making stuff. I want to fuck the shit out of people. thank you 894 and 895 for thinking that minecraft sucks and that cod is the best game.

Hehehehehehehe. I agree!

Xephos sucks, honeydew suck. captain sparklez suck. you know whhy, any who has bought minecraft or play any version of it sucks. the person who made this site also sucks because they bought minecraft and built shit on it. i dont give a fuck if he didnt know it sucked because any who play minecraft sucks. kill all swedish people. they are all like notch . gay rretarted gays that like sucking on justin biebers dick.

>>899
What a racist person. T^T

I'm gay

Its not racist . everyone should kill all swedish people.

niggers.

fuck you racists and homophobics. by the way minecraft is not sucky.

>>897
Woah wish woah! Calm down. Minecraft is not played by just autistic kids, in fact, every single person I know who plays it isn't autistic. You say that cod is better because it has real guns? I highly doubt that some tof them are real. Also, cod is not real because every time you die, you can just respawn. Better graphics doesn't mean a better game. If you think that standing over people waggling your butt in their face and going on a killing rampage just to see blood is good, then your the one with mental problems.

>>899 You are the most rascist person I have ever seen. If you are American, how would you like it if I said that everyone in America is a fat bastard and they should all be killed?

>>899
Gosh, you don't have to be so racist. You are one of the few people who have serious mental problems.

>>897
Serious, no need to get so angry. So what if you hate it, the reasons you have provided seems pretty unreasonable.

>>905
Hahahah. I'm not american and i'm not fat. look at my popular youtube channel, "chromchris2". I bet im more famous than you.

Yeah, famous for being a total loser.

>>907
I looked on your channel, and the first thing I did was laugh. I watched one of your videos and saw that you were a 10 year old ugly ass pommy bastard who was actually telling people how to get the toomanyitems mod. You sir are a fail.

>>907
First thing I see on your channel is a ratty looking 10 year old saying Minecraft sucks and then explaning how to get the TMI mod.

>>909
Thx for giving me more channel views.

>>911
"I bet im more famous than you." "Thx for giving me more channel views."
Attention whoring at its finest, I guess.

"Beta pre-release" 5 is out. Its bug list is the size of my cock: Humonguous. It's so big that I won't bother reading it, but I caught a glimpse of spiders cluster-fucking eachother into a fucking "spider ball".
Usually programmers try to FIX bugs before adding new stuff, and make sure that similar bugs won't happen again, but Minecraft "beta" now crashes more frequently than the alpha version did, yet the kids are somehow expected to pay MORE for it. I'm glad I stopped updating before Minecraft started collapsing in on itself for real.

>>913
Shit the only latest bug I've noticed in this latest pre-release is the memory leak, or whatever it is.  Some shitty 'Exception_Access_violation' crash/error/etc, pretty much makes going into the Nether fucking impossible.

>>897
CoD best game ever?  What the fuck are you, 11, 12 years old?  Ultimate Doom was a much better shooter than that piece of shit.

You're all on 4chan and you're all nerds, which makes ALL you're opinions irrelevant.

You.

All.

Fail.

Cry about it nuuurds.

>>916 That's right, cry about it nerds (and that includes you poster 916)

>>917 if you were my bitch I'd put poison in your soad.

Wow, people on 4chan are dumb as shit.

Heh. You haters are ignorant. Minecraft is not finished. Bugs will be common. But will be fixed somewhen. Most of you people haven't given it a chance. Try playing fanmade adventure maps or playing online with friends(if you have any.)