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Minecraft sucks

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-11 23:55

I got Minecraft (Alpha) yesterday. I played for a few hours. I made a castle, a dungeon, and a house. I realized that's pretty much what the entire game was. It's like Legos, but slower and you can kill stuff. If you're thinking about getting it, the free version is almost exactly the same. The weapons/enemies don't really add anything to the game. Don't waste 9.95 Euros on it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-08 20:17

All I heard now when I watched some new LPs was "Oh, I seem to have left it on Peaceful.". Here's the thing about Peaceful Mode: For it to BE on Peaceful Mode, you would have at some point SET it to Peaceful Mode. It's like saying "Oh, I forgot this male DICK up my ass. I forgot to finish me having gay sex before starting my LP. How embarrassing.".

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-08 20:56

>>317
"The first debate is whether to allow your 15-year-old to play it, given that it is 18-rated. In fact, I'm always surprised that publisher Activision doesn't push harder to achieve a lower-age certificate for it."
- Steve Boxer about Call of Duty, The Guardian

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/nov/09/call-of-duty-black-ops

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-09 2:06

First the motherfuckers took our anime.
Then the motherfuckers took our 4chan.
Now the motherfuckers are taking our games.
Where are all these children coming from?
I'll tell you where from:
From vaginas. Womens vaginas.
We need to ban vaginas, gentlemen.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-09 2:31


Another Minecraft LPer, Dakin1231:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlKlGcyO5Uo
I dunno, guys. He looks 21 to me.
I totally see him employed as a manly lumberjack when he's not playing Minecraft to hone his survival skills in case of a random grizzly attack.

Name: 4chanTROLL 2011-07-09 3:08

well he's employed, unlike you, an unemployed loser still living in his muthers basement.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-09 3:41

>>325
Yeah, that might actually work on weakminded people when you're NOT defending you being able to play Minecraft as a MINOR.

Name: 4chanTROLL 2011-07-09 4:18

Only fucking nerds and Kids play Minecrap, now fuck off and come back when you play real fucking games, later masturbater.

Name: 4chanTROLL 2011-07-09 4:21

Oh, you will be jacking yourself with this video, fool.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YknaAF54maE

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-09 8:10

>>328
Sounds at least 21 to me. Maybe even 25.

Name: Urist McDFisWinOverMinecraft 2011-07-09 15:00

Well.... Dwarf Fortress is win. Better gameplay, more brutal fighting, WAY better community, HUGE mods, accessible modding, free, better updates, more monsters, dying in far more fun ways, better history, and the upcoming necromancy & curses update is going to blow peoples minds.
Imagine a dog runs at the necromancers. The dog gets killed, head hacked off. A headless zombie-dog runs back at the defenders. And were-creatures. They are win.
And Adventurer mode with DFhack is awesome, jumping between modes like anything. And controlling a little fort, which Minecraft cannot do. Overall, DF is more realistic, more buildy and just more violent.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-09 15:04

>>330
I tried to get into Dwarf Fortress, but it's controls and the need of decoding the graphics really killed it for me. I might give it a try with a texture pack one of these days (Which I don't know why /v/ frowns upon.)

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-09 18:35

>>330
Really? Is that the only way to drive away the furries and the kids? We have to settle for a game with no graphics in it?

What if you would arrive at the store one day to find that kids have eaten all your food? It's the new thing: Children hang out IN the store, fencing with celery, wearing bacon for earrings while striking rap poses, there's an expansion going on for a swing and some other playground shit, and where you ask at the register if there's any food left that hasn't been God knows where, you get the reply: "Well, there's some brown SHIT left over. They haven't touched that. It doesn't LOOK like food, but you can IMAGINE it to be chocolate pudding if you sugar it enough." Then employed Curse staff hurls a baby at you while screaming rape, and you're from ever entering the store.

All these little retards could be playing in their sandboxes instead, or doing something useful to society like childporn.

Name: minecraft 2011-07-10 18:10

minecraft sucks

Name: Brian 2011-07-11 2:54

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-Brian
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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-12 0:27

The power to direct a botnet to DDoS a site, is nothing compared to the power to control what's popular, directing SOCIAL nets to DDoS sites with HUMAN drones. Somewhere out there there's a guy in control of millions of human retards aged 12 and under, responsible for the RETARD DDoS of 4chan and Minecraft.

"Welcome to my LP of the new RPG. Oops, I forgot to turn on the enemies. By the way, I cheated and gave myself all the best weapons and max levels, but that's okay because this is a sandbox game."

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-12 0:51


Ooh! Curse is hiring staff:
http://www.minecraftforum.net/news/136-curse-is-hiring/

Job interview tips:
If they ask you if you frequent 4chan, just say "no".
If they ask you if you would love to serve and protect faggots, say "yes".

Name: Your Mom 2011-07-12 3:01

Yeah. minecraft sucks Justin Beiber Balls >_>

Name: Notch 2011-07-12 14:31

Hi, I am notch creator of minecraft. Minecraft has been in beta for a while now and weve developed pistons! The game itself is a huge sandbox game where you can build, destroy, craft and much more

Name: 4chanTROLL 2011-07-12 15:32

>>338

Your games is also a big piece of shit too, I hope someone destroys your crappy game forever, bitch.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-12 22:37

Name: SFBE 2011-07-13 0:22

I'm replying to a thread about a game I don't care about for only one reason: while you were busy complaining about Minecraft I secretly stole all your underwear and took it to the junkyard.

ONCE AGAIN YOU FUCKING DESERVE IT!!!!!

Name: 4chanTROLL 2011-07-13 4:38

>>340

Stop dissing on 39 that was so long ago wigger (and the poster is most likely dead like FATASS /sports/), BTW your crappy cartoon FUCKING SUCKS MONKEY COCK!

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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-14 14:59

dicks

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-14 22:20


In SURVIVAL mode, this is what's listed as uses for the note block ( http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Note_Block ):

    * Create music.
    * Make doorbells - for example, you can connect a pressure plate or button next to your front door wired to a Note Block and it can be used as a door bell. The most common notes are B Flat (16 hits) for the 'Ding' and F Sharp (12 hits) for the 'Dong' for the classic 'Ding Dong' of most real-life doorbells. This can also serve as an alarm for enemies.
    * Come up with pranks, such as modifying the Note Block to be constantly playing notes and hide it underground to irritate a player.
    * Make subway chimes - When a minecart reaches the end of the track, make note blocks play (similar to a real life subway)
    * Communication - Use different notes and instruments to send different messages
    * Combined with a simple redstone clock, you can make a ticking clock (put a glass block under the note block to create a ticking sound).
    * Make an alarm system, similar to the doorbell.

Note that only the alarm system comes even CLOSE to having anything to do with survival, or anything else than utter faggotry. After several months has passed, nobody's figured out that you can use them as sonar devices, to locate adjacent caves. This is because these fags aren't even PLAYING the game. They're just there to find other furries to fuck.

Name: cameron 2011-07-15 6:07

fuck mine craft it is shit it is the shitest game ever

Name: 4chanTROLL 2011-07-15 8:45

>>347

No that was HALO.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-15 13:40

Name: DenverSucksCock 2011-07-15 15:51

>>329

GAY!!!

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-16 15:27

Autism everywhere in this thread.

Name: Onanoumys 2011-07-16 16:58

nice copypasta you have there

Name: Notch 2011-07-16 18:21

Hello. My name is Notch.
I am a 10 year old that lives in my mother's basement. My mother gets me cookies!!!!! YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY
I made an awesome game called Minecraft where you can build a shithole... and other stuff...
We hire faggots to tell people that this game is awesome
But it is

Name: Epicguyisbetterthanu 2011-07-16 20:25

Hey guys I found out why ppl hate minecraft, this is my story

When black ops was realeased I was like YAY! but then I play it...
Its just shooting nothing else.. I just kill ppl with guns.

UNTIL I found out about minecraft, IT WAS EPIC, but it was getting boring so I PLAYED TERRARIA, but then I got bored so I
got minecraft MODS!!!!
like too manyitems or hot air balloon mod or...

PORTAL GUN MOD!!!

but theres also adventure craft that one is epic

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-16 22:15

>>354
Yup, that's basically it: Everybody hate Minecraft because it's full of faggot players like you.
Basically you're saying that Minecraft got boring with the monsters turned off, so you got yourself infinite blocks with TooManyItems for unlimited faggotry.
You are not playing Minecraft. You're taking Minecraft and putting it in places on/inside your body where only Curse and Notch wants you to put it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-16 23:05

NOTCH WOULD NOT LAST *FIVE MINUTES* LOST IN A FOREST.
NOTCH, I *DARE* YOU TO GO INTO A FOREST AND GET LOST AND TRY TO SURVIVE FOR ONE DAY.
YOU GET ONE AXE, ONE SHOVEL, ONE PICKAXE, AND ONE HOE, AND NOTHING ELSE. NO FUCKING MOBILE PHONES, NO NOTHING.
*THEN* YOU CAN FUCKING COME BACK AND GIVE US MINECRAFT.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-17 0:40

Here's a dare for Curse too: Get raped FOR REAL. (No, we don't mean SM. We mean AGAINST your will.) THEN you can accuse at least SOMEbody of being a rapist.

Name: cab114 2011-07-17 11:31

well, no dip  you just build, kill and mine, ITS MINECRAFT!ITS IN THE NAME! besides, the game is a sandbox game, derpface.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-17 22:56

>>358
Oh, hi, cab114. What are you doing outside artofTROLLING.memebase.com ?

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-18 4:09

Minecraft was probably the first game to have ever jumped the shark BEFORE it was even finished. It really could have been something mature, but now I'm ashamed to have paid money for it. I can't believe that Notch sold us out to kids and furries (via Curse). That's low.

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