Minecraft sucks

I got Minecraft (Alpha) yesterday. I played for a few hours. I made a castle, a dungeon, and a house. I realized that's pretty much what the entire game was. It's like Legos, but slower and you can kill stuff. If you're thinking about getting it, the free version is almost exactly the same. The weapons/enemies don't really add anything to the game. Don't waste 9.95 Euros on it.

I love this game because I can build houses and pick flowers and build rainbows and make huge computers using redstone, and all of you who don't think that that's cool can suck my dick.

Notch should get rid of all the stupid monsters though, because why would you put those in a sandbox game.

He should also give all the people infinite blocks from the start. It's not cheating in a sandbox game.

What I usually do is that I sit in my dads lap and let him slowly sink into my anus while I play, and the feeling is over 9000. You should try it, but be sure to use lube.

Also, before you say that I'm twelve, I have to say that I'm at the adult age of 16, and my dad says that one day he'll let me out of the house because I'm so well behaved and not as retarded as I may look.

Minecraft is so cool.

I'm also a furry, because furries are cool too.

Minecraft looks good but I'm not playing it until it gets released on a device actually suited for games (Wii). Who the hell wants to play video games on a computor that crashes every 10 minutes?

MINECRAFT:
Oh, here comes the night, and you are now getting gangraped by monsters.

PLAYER 1 - NON-FAGGOT GAME-PLAYER:
Oh, so that's how it's gonna be, huh? Well, I see I'm gonna have to build a bamboo fortress and set traps to survive.

PLAYER 2 - FAGGOT RETARD:
Why are there monsters in my sandbox game? Ah, there's the setting to turn them off.

MINECRAFT:
Okay, so you've built youself a home, and you are safe from the monsters. Time for cake, chocolate, and doughnuts with sprinkles, before we get to craft homosexual rainbows.

PLAYER 1 - NON-FAGGOT GAME-PLAYER:
Yeah, I BEAT those motherfuckers!
...
Wait, what???
...
FUCK this piece of shit.

PLAYER 2 - FAGGOT RETARD:
Yaaay! Doughnuts and fagginess and redstone! I'll live in this world forever and ever and I'm so awesome and cool!

>>123

Allegorically, this is what kind of a game Minecraft is:


MINECRAFT:
HI, you man there! I am manly game and I do manly stuff. Come with me, manly man, and we'll do manly stuff in my manly basement. Bring an angry bear, a sword, and four blondes.

PLAYER:
You look like a manly game worthy of my manly time. I will do as you say, for it is obvious that we are going to have a manly time wrestling bears, flexing with swords and having manly sex with women.

MINECRAFT:
That'll be $100.

PLAYER:
Sure thing, you manly game!
...
So here I am in the basement, but why is everything pink?

MINECRAFT:
Well, HELLO there, sailor! You look a little lost. Don't let the dress fool you: I'm equipped where it counts, and I've been all alone, yearning for a man to make me feel like the woman I feel like I am inside. Come ride the rainbow with me and my furry friends.

PLAYER:
GUUAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!!


Minecraft basically scams you off your money by promising you a challenge, and all it does in the end is to lure you down into its basement in order to attempt to convert you into a homosexual.

Your pants wont protect you from me trolling your ass.

Depending what troll you are
There are two types of trolls

Bad one: Kids who hate the whole world and think they are most important shit in the universe, telling people what to do (they think people would automatically become their slaves)

And a good one: normal people that can be found on memebase, posting creative pranks and jokes, cleaning Internet from bad trolls.

If you are a good troll (as i am sometimes) so go on I would appreciate your trolling!

But if you are a bad one..well...one word....The Game.

Roblox is awesome compared to mine craft cr*p!

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>>128
Keep telling yourself that. I hope all of you faggots play Minecraft until you all die of faggotry, and DON'T fucking switch game once a manly version of it comes along.

Anyone want to play real life legos?

MINECRAFT IS SO GOD DAMN NERDY AND FUCKING SUCKS

>>131
"Let's post my boss's/ex's email on 4chan while telling these loser nerds that Minecraft sucks, so it'll get spammed to hell by raging nerds. They'll never even get that it's not really my e-mail, because they're all playing Minecraft so they're all retards. I'm such an awesome troll."

Minecraft is for kids who don't know shit about Autodesk 3Ds Max 2010 or even Source SDK. I'm no troll, but being creative with squares is like making legos. I'm building models of the Empire State Building perfectly in 3D while you can build your square dirt houses. Have fun in your basements and paid mods.

>>133
Would I be ambushed by monsters WHILE building my world, I'd be happy. Minecraft used to be about survival, not about building faggy worlds and having to put up with faggots and furries.

STOP LIKING WHAT I LIKE.

If there were no insults in there maybe you wouldn't come off as a faggot.

Sure, 40-50% of the minecraft fanbase (just look at the official forums) are fucking retarded, but this thread isn't going to go anywhere, you may as well have posted an off topic post.

Go spew insults elsewhere.

I'm not really a fan of Minecraft. When I first played it I played a version where you had unlimited building blocks which was fun so you could make whatever you wanted. Some time later I played another version and you had to mine and create every single fucking block which sucked balls to be honest. Took ages and without a real purpose. And boring.

>>136

So keep playing the first one. Or else.

NodeReaver sucks.

Wow, everyone hating on Minecraft has no imagination..

If you hate on minecraft, your a retard, if you like minecraft,you are awesome, I LOVE MINECRAFT and those who hate it suck penis

Tim is right, he probably wont read this, but minecraft rules, oh yeah, me and Darkeye22 are starting up a podcast about minecraft called Advencast. F*** all who hate minecraft.

TITTIES!!!

suck my dick minecraft haters, o wait, its to big to suck!

Eviscerator11 is right, its a good podcast and minecraft DOES rock

Game is OK but I refuse to give money to fatass notch so I pirate it.

Notch isn't fat, hes fluffy! suck my big ass dick haters of minecraft! FUCK YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!

FATASS!!! REALLY!?!?! YOU SUCK DICK!!!!

im mad at Anonymous, not notch :D

Ok,im trying to be nice here, graphics arent everything, Anonymous, I hated in minecraft because of its graphics until I played it, im addicted now, the moral of the story, dont knock it until you try it. PEACE OUT

minecraft is better than your children, number 39, your children are cock-sucking, crack piping, motherless lowlifes, who will give blow-jobs for a chance to get back on their feet or for money, that's right, motherfucker, OH YES I DID. Go home and cry to you mommy, stupid little bitch!

and hey, suck my dick

a good game is called effin worms, play it!

guys what do i do here

>>40
lol

lol Da man

>141
Thank you for supporting me, my friend! I am going to check out your Advencast. I don't have YouTube channel though, so don't wait for any comments from me. Thanks once again.

Fuck Minecraft. I've never encountered so much furfaggotry as when I went to the Minecraft forums. Furries all over the place, jerking eachother off on a daily basis.

>157
Dude if hate furries and think they all sit on Minecraft forums you are wrong. Go on ANY forum and there will be like a 100 of them. I don't like them either but they don't bother me. Maybe you just typed furries in the search bar on the MineCraft forum?
By the way do you really think that there are no furries playing CoD or any other game than MineCraft? That's a really stupid reason for hating the GAME.

>>158
If Minecraft was a proper non-fag game, it wouldn't attract fags and furs. If you were unable to cheat, unable to dye shit, unable to bake cakes and cookies, and the game was just about proper survival, you wouldn't have complete retards playing it.

http://www.facebook.com/FurryCraft

Tim, it has bad sound, I'm sorry! :)