smoke weed everyday
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combust and inhale cannibinoids at least once every full Earth rotation
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2010-06-10 12:02
>>2-
Automated bumping is against the rules
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>>1
But around what? One joint every full Earth rotation around the Sun? Galactic core?
Your anus ?
Although the last are redundant.
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Modesty is a vastly overrated virtue.
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Modesty is a vastly overrated virtue.
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Modesty is a vastly overrated virtue.
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"We don't have to protect the environment -- the Second Coming is at hand."
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The purpose of Physics 7A is to make the engineers realize that they're
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can read.
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Guns don't kill people. It's those damn bullets. Guns just make them go
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The sudden sight of me causes panic in the streets. They have yet to learn
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Some of them want to use you,
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I would rather say that a desire to drive fast sports cars is what sets
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Woman: "Is Yoo-Hoo hyphenated?"
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>>19
I'm ridin' spinners, I'm ridin' spinners, they don't stop
I'm ridin' spinners, I'm ridin' spinners, they don't stop
I'm ridin' spinners, I'm ridin' spinners, they don't stop
I'm ridin' spinners, I'm ridin' spinners, it's rollin
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Everything you know is wrong!
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong!
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Do not worry about which side your bread is buttered on: you eat BOTH sides.
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patent:
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The trouble with you
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The cord jumped over and hit the power switch.
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You will visit the Dung Pits of Glive soon.
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Blutarsky's Axiom:
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Kaylee: "Is that him?"
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Bloom's Seventh Law of Litigation:
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"If it's not loud, it doesn't work!"
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Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before.
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MY income is ALL disposable!
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Chance is perhaps the work of God when He did not want to sign.
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On a clear disk you can seek forever.
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Windows 95 undocumented "feature"
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Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success.
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I know it all. I just can't remember it all at once.
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Reactor error - core dumped!
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I have seen the Great Pretender and he is not what he seems.
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No man is an island if he's on at least one mailing list.
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The easiest way to figure the cost of living is to take your income and
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If you drink, don't park. Accidents make people.
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"Whom are you?" said he, for he had been to night school.
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I have an existential map. It has "You are here" written all over it.
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If you don't have a nasty obituary you probably didn't matter.
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Expert, n.:
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Save yourself! Reboot in 5 seconds!
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"That which 'comes and goes' is like a river that flows and splashes indiscriminately,
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QOTD:
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Think of it! With VLSI we can pack 100 ENIACs in 1 sq. cm.!
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There ain't nothin' in this world that's worth being a snot over.1992Aug19.041614.6963@netlabs.com> ;
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"I'm a bastard, and proud of it !"
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You get along very well with everyone except animals and people.
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The only other people who might benefit from Linux8086 would be owners
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<tigah_-> i have 4gb for /tmp
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* Knghtbrd notes he has mashed potatoes for brains tonight
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Conversation, n.:
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I have always noticed that whenever a radical takes to Imperialism,
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It is so stupid of modern civilisation to have given up believing in the
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All language designers are arrogant. Goes with the territory... :-)1991Jul13.010945.19157@netlabs.com
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Book: "Captain, do you mind if I say grace?"
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your keyboard's space bar is generating spurious keycodes.
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The kind of danger people most enjoy is the kind they can watch from
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* dpkg ponders: 'C++' should have been called 'D'
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I am two with nature.
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Everything will be just tickety-boo today.
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"No, no, I don't mind being called the smartest man in the world. I just wish
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It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been
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One possible reason that things aren't going according to plan
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LILO, you've got me on my knees!dblack@pilot.njin.net , with apologies to Derek and the
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If you push the "extra ice" button on the soft drink vending machine, you won't
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Sex, Drugs & Linux Rulesmwikholm@at8.abo.fi
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In the next world, you're on your own.
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Corry's Law:
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With a rubber duck, one's never alone.
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It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.
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Baby On Board.
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Bo Derek ruined my life!
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All great discoveries are made by mistake.
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What causes the mysterious death of everyone?
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Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and
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When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.
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Please, don't mix _that_ flamewar into the thread, OK?
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Parting is such sweet sorrow. -William Shakespeare
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A yawn is a silent shout.
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If you didn't have to work so hard, you'd have more time to be depressed.
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Look out! Behind you!
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QOTD:
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On a normal ascii line, the only safe condition to detect is a 'BREAK'
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Feature was not beta tested
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We all live under the same sky, but we don't all have the same horizon.
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Life is wasted on the living.
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People respond to people who respond.
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Politicians speak for their parties, and parties never are, never have
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Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose.
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Pyros of the world... IGNITE !!!
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"I thought you were trying to get into shape."
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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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Good news. Ten weeks from Friday will be a pretty good day.
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It is indeed desirable to be well descended, but the glory belongs to
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If you want to know how old a man is, ask his brother-in-law.
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Oh, love is real enough, you will find it some day, but it has one
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Freedom is nothing else but the chance to do better.
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Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom.
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There was a phone call for you.
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If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.
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It may or may not be worthwhile, but it still has to be done.
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It's not Camelot, but it's not Cleveland, either.
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What does not destroy me, makes me stronger.
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Why are you doing this to me?
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If you don't drink it, someone else will.
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Asynchronous inputs are at the root of our race problems.
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Can't open /usr/share/games/fortunes/fortunes.dat.
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Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
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Just about every computer on the market today runs Unix, except the Mac
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Let us be charitable, and call it a misleading feature :-)2609@jato.Jpl.Nasa.Gov> ;
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"Oh no, not again."
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Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
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Burnt Sienna. That's the best thing that ever happened to Crayolas.
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I'm going to raise an issue and stick it in your ear.
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"What terrible way to die."
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UNIX was half a billion (500000000) seconds old on
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You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred.
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How about some patent on "(a+b)^2 == a^2 + 2ab + b^2"? Choose free software!
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Get it up, keep it up... LINUX: Viagra for the PC.
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Never tell people how to do things. Tell them WHAT to do and they will
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Inara: "This is pointless, you know."
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<doogie> there is one bad thing about having a cell phone.
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Function reject.
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Hailing frequencies open, Captain.
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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Yow! Am I in Milwaukee?
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<Knghtbrd> Trust us, we know what we're doing... We may have no idea HOW
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Look ere ye leap.
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Error in operator: add beer
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The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output.
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Insanity is the final defense ... It's hard to get a refund when the
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Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones.
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"Computers may be stupid, but they're always obedient. Well, almost always."
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Without ice cream life and fame are meaningless.
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I *____knew* I had some reason for not logging you off... If I could just
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
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Delta: We never make the same mistake three times. -- David Letterman
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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
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Wishing without work is like fishing without bait.
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Give them RADAR-GUIDED SKEE-BALL LANES and VELVEETA BURRITOS!!
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Famous quotations:
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Quantum Mechanics is a lovely introduction to Hilbert Spaces!
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Woman: "Is Yoo-Hoo hyphenated?"
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Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.
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The existence of god implies a violation of causality.
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"If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry."
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Humor in the Court:
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It is Mr. Mellon's credo that $200,000,000 can do no wrong. Our
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If I traveled to the end of the rainbow
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Getting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules.
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Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't
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"They ought to make butt-flavored cat food." --Gallagher
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First law of debate:
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The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them
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Great American Axiom:
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Be different: conform.
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If our behavior is strict, we do not need fun!
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Documentation:
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It's hard to drive at the limit, but it's harder to know where the limits are.
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You can't have everything... where would you put it?
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Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value.
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"Flattery is all right -- if you don't inhale."
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A homeowner's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a weekend for?
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Every living thing wants to survive.
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I'd rather push my Harley than ride a rice burner.
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Hoare's Law of Large Problems:
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You will triumph over your enemy.
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HUMAN REPLICAS are inserted into VATS of NUTRITIONAL YEAST ...
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:49
f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:49
The joys of love made her human and the agonies of love destroyed her.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:49
It's illegal in Wilbur, Washington, to ride an ugly horse.
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The moss on the tree does not fear the talons of the hawk.
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This TOPS OFF my partygoing experience! Someone I DON'T LIKE is
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"An open mind has but one disadvantage: it collects dirt."
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Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
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Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
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"Elves and Dragons!" I says to him. "Cabbages and potatoes are better
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:50
Whatever you may be sure of, be sure of this: that you are dreadfully like
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:50
Zoe: "Something ain't right."
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Patience is the best remedy for every trouble.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:51
Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice... moderation in the pursuit
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Death is only a state of mind.
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First, I'm going to give you all the ANSWERS to today's test ... So
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:51
Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:51
Can you MAIL a BEAN CAKE?
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:51
<kceee^> I hate users
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:52
You don't move to Edina, you achieve Edina.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:52
Be careful when you bite into your hamburger.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:52
When neither their poverty nor their honor is touched, the majority of men
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:52
A commune is where people join together to share their lack of wealth.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:52
Home on the Range was originally written in beef-flat.
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It's there as a sop to former Ada programmers. :-)11556@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> ;
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The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output.
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All the evidence concerning the universe has not yet been collected,
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All of the animals except man know that the principal business of life is
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A robin redbreast in a cage
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Putt's Law:
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Indifference will certainly be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?
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Maybe it's time to break that.199710311718.JAA19082@wall.org> ;
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Love is never asking why?
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brokee, n:
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Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurence of the
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"Boy, life takes a long time to live."
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"The human brain is like an enormous fish -- it is flat and slimy and
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:54
Do not seek death; death will find you. But seek the road which makes death
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:54
One organism, one vote.
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Book: "The destination's not important. How you get there's the worthier
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:54
Magic is always the best solution -- especially reliable magic.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:55
Our way is peace.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:55
Failure to adjust for daylight savings time.
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The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
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Early to bed and early to rise and you'll be groggy when everyone else is
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:55
Entropy requires no maintenance.
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"If you are beginning to doubt what I am saying, you are
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:55
A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:56
The most important service rendered by the press is that of educating
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:56
Psychology. Mind over matter. Mind under matter? It doesn't matter.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:56
With a gentleman I try to be a gentleman and a half, and with a fraud I
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:56
The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so
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Decaffeinated coffee? Just Say No.
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QOTD:
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My mother is a fish.
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No character, however upright, is a match for constantly reiterated attacks,
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:57
A compliment is something like a kiss through a veil.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:57
You can't erase a dream, you can only wake me up.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:57
I really hate this damned machine
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:57
Last night I met upon the stair
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:57
Try to divide your time evenly to keep others happy.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:57
It is wise to keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
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The greatest griefs are those we cause ourselves.
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When in doubt, tell the truth.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:58
Crime does not pay ... as well as politics.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:58
Creativity is not always bred in an environment of tranquility;
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:58
There is only one way to kill capitalism -- by taxes, taxes, and more taxes.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:58
The chief enemy of creativity is "good" sense
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I have ways of making money that you know nothing of.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:58
There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:58
WHO sees a BEACH BUNNY sobbing on a SHAG RUG?!
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Every solution breeds new problems.
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Accident, n.:
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Fools ignore complexity. Pragmatists suffer it.
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Linux. Where do you want to go tomorrow?
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Americans' greatest fear is that America will turn out to have been a
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If you don't do it, you'll never know what would have happened if you
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If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
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Lisp Users:
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Check me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers...
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LBNC (luser brain not connected)
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What's the difference between a computer salesman and a used car salesman?
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We are what we pretend to be.
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I bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house.
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And we heard him exclaim
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The chicken that clucks the loudest is the one most likely to show up
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Langsam's Laws:
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Many are called, few volunteer.
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Would it help if I got out and pushed?
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"A mind is a terrible thing to have leaking out your ears."
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:01
When a float occurs on the same page as the start of a supertabular
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:01
Once you've seen one nuclear war, you've seen them all.
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... A booming voice says, "Wrong, cretin!", and you notice that you
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Don't lose
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:02
As a goatherd learns his trade by goat, so a writer learns his trade by wrote.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:02
Life is like a tin of sardines.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:02
It is Mr. Mellon's credo that $200,000,000 can do no wrong. Our
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:02
Borg nanites have infested the server
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:02
I am a jelly donut. I am a jelly donut.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:02
Where the system is concerned, you're not allowed to ask "Why?".
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:03
I will never lie to you.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:03
Life is the urge to ecstasy.
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The reason that every major university maintains a department of
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:03
Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:03
A man gazing at the stars is proverbially at the mercy of the puddles
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:03
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:03
Those who don't know, talk. Those who don't talk, know.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:04
All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:04
You should make a point of trying every experience once -- except
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:04
"People get annoyed when you try to debug them."
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:04
Where do you want Bill Gates to go today?
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:04
<Knghtbrd> I really don't want much at all... Just a kind word, an
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:04
Don't remember what you can infer.
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CPU needs recalibration
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The algorithm for finding the longest path in a graph is NP-complete.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:05
In 1914, the first crossword puzzle was printed in a newspaper. The
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:05
No people are all bad, just as none are all good.
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Felson's Law:
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<james> abuse me. I'm so lame I sent a bug report to debian-devel-changes
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:05
Mal: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea."
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Ionisation from the air-conditioning
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:05
The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:06
Q: Why is it that Mexico isn't sending anyone to the '84 summer games?
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:06
You'll feel much better once you've given up hope.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:06
Q: What is purple and commutes?
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:06
Charm is a way of getting the answer "Yes" -- without having asked any
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:06
He is the MELBA-BEING ... the ANGEL CAKE ... XEROX him ... XEROX him --
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:06
knghtbrd: there may be no spoon, but can you spot the vulnerability in
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:06
Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the processing.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:07
Why do we have two eyes? To watch 3-D movies with.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:07
He asked me if I knew what time it was -- I said yes, but not right now.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:07
UNIX was half a billion (500000000) seconds old on
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:07
<kira> is a surgical war where you go give the foreign troops nose jobs?
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:07
There's coffee in that nebula!
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:07
miracle: an extremely outstanding or unusual event, thing, or accomplishment.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:07
Hear about the Californian terrorist that tried to blow up a bus?
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:07
Never trust an operating system you don't have sources for.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:08
Network failure - call NBC
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:08
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:08
Sand fleas eating the Internet cables
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:08
"I am getting pretty good at running diff and patch now"
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:08
BYTE editors are people who separate the wheat from the chaff, and then
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:08
snafu = Situation Normal All F%$*ed up
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:08
War doesn't prove who's right, just who's left.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:09
Isn't this my STOP?!
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:09
The meek will inherit the earth -- if that's OK with you.
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guru, n:
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wrong polarity of neutron flow
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:09
Nature makes boys and girls lovely to look upon so they can be
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:09
We are not anticipating any emergencies.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:09
Well we could simplify it further by putting all configuration options under
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:09
You seek to shield those you love and you like the role of the provider.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:10
If God had a beard, he'd be a UNIX programmer.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:10
I use technology in order to hate it more properly.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:10
To understand a program you must become both the machine and the program.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:10
A plucked goose doesn't lay golden eggs.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:10
"In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:10
The trouble with superheros is what to do between phone booths.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:10
Be incomprehensible. If they can't understand, they can't disagree.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:10
Harriet's Dining Observation:
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:11
One of the signs of Napoleon's greatness is the fact that he once had a
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:11
"Mind if I smoke?"
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:11
A kiss is a course of procedure, cunningly devised, for the mutual
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:11
10.0 times 0.1 is hardly ever 1.0.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:11
If dolphins are so smart, why did Flipper work for television?
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:11
"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away".
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:11
<edLin> LWE?
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:12
That's life.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:12
Fatal Error: Found MS-Windows System -> Repartitioning Disk for Linux...
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:12
Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:12
There but for the grace of God, goes God.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:12
Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:12
"Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good,
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:12
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
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enhance, v.:
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:13
When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:13
Well, Jim, I'm not much of an actor either.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:13
Remember: Silly is a state of Mind, Stupid is a way of Life.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:13
"Yes, and I feel bad about rendering their useless carci into dogfood..."
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:13
Not everything worth doing is worth doing well.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:13
Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:13
Free your software, and your ass will follow
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:14
You will never amount to much.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:14
Do what comes naturally. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:14
COMPASS [for the CDC-6000 series] is the sort of assembler one expects from
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:14
"Text processing has made it possible to right-justify any idea, even
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:14
What is it about so many mail system authors and lacking sense of humour.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:14
<stu> you should be afraid to use KDE because RMS might come to your
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:14
The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:15
*** Topic for #redhat: ReDHaT is the answer to all your problems. It
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:15
We have nowhere else to go... this is all we have.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:15
Mal: (to Simon) "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin' folk is near
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:15
"Rusty? Help me out, and I won't ever call "netfilter" a heap of stinking
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:15
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:15
The keyboard isn't plugged in
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:15
YOW!! Up ahead! It's a DONUT HUT!!
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:15
Remember: the biggest mistake to do is to overdesign. The road to hell is
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:16
Individualists unite!
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:16
When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:16
There's something different about us -- different from people of Europe,
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:16
The wages of sin are unreported.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:16
My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:16
Now I lay me down to sleep
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:16
That function is not currently supported, but Bill Gates assures us it will be featured in the next upgrade.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:17
"If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:17
I want another RE-WRITE on my CEASAR SALAD!!
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:17
Everywhere I look I see NEGATIVITY and ASPHALT ...
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:17
The static electricity routing is acting up...
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:17
Error in operator: add beer
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:17
Many people resent being treated like the person they really are.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:17
Another Armenia, Belgium ... the weak innocents who always seem to be
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:18
I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it! Can't prove anything!
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:18
"We learn from history that we learn nothing from history."
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:18
Most people will listen to your unreasonable demands, if you'll consider
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:18
What good is an obscenity trial except to popularize literature?
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:18
"What if" is a trademark of Hewlett Packard, so stop using it in your
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:18
COMBO BREAKER
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:18
Congratulations! You are the one-millionth user to log into our system.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:18
bug, n:
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:19
There's a fine line between courage and foolishness. Too bad it's not a fence.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:19
electromagnetic radiation from satellite debris
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:19
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:19
Someone's tie is caught in the printer, and if anything else gets printed, he'll be in it too.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:19
You tread upon my patience.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:19
We all declare for liberty, but in using the same word we do not all mean
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:19
They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:20
May your SO always know when you need a hug.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:20
A soft answer turneth away wrath; but grievous words stir up anger.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:20
Youth is when you blame all your troubles on your parents; maturity is
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:20
I won't mention any names, because I don't want to get sun4's into11333@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> ;
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:20
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:20
Inara: "It wasn't entirely a disaster."
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:20
With the current ACPI code in my test boxes it seems to be no worse than
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:21
/* Halley */
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:21
The Edsel. New Coke. Windows 2000. All mandatory case studies for bizschool
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:21
I never did it that way before.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:21
The heart is not a logical organ.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:21
In the next world, you're on your own.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:21
<doogie> dpkg has bugs? no way!
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:21
You will experience a strong urge to do good; but it will pass.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:22
Cropp's Law:
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:22
Welcome to boggle - do you want instructions?
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:22
popper unable to process jumbo kernel
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:22
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:22
All of a sudden, I want to THROW OVER my promising ACTING CAREER, grow
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:22
God made machine language; all the rest is the work of man.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:22
All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:22
The price one pays for pursuing any profession, or calling, is an intimate
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:23
* netgod opens his mailbox and immediately wishes he hadnt
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:23
* CosmicRay wishes he had some strippers here....
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:23
Well, we'll really have a party, but we've gotta post a guard outside.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:23
Not drinking, chasing women, or doing drugs won't make you live longer --
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:23
Stop me, before I kill again!
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:23
Oh My God! They Killed init! You Bastards!
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:23
Cinemuck, n.:
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:23
Larkinson's Law:
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:24
While there's life, there's hope.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:24
I'm not laughing with you, I'm laughing at you.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:24
For your penance, say five Hail Marys and one loud BLAH!
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:24
"Nuclear war can ruin your whole compile."
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:24
We could be way simpler if we didn't try to be so flexible.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:24
There is always someone worse off than yourself.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:24
Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:24
Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:25
Only that in you which is me can hear what I'm saying.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:25
Garbage In, Gospel Out
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:25
The ring needs another token
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:25
Hoffer's Discovery:
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:25
That was ``fortune'' quality!
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:25
If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:25
Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:25
General notions are generally wrong.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:26
Entropy requires no maintenance.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:26
In the future, you're going to get computers as prizes in breakfast cereals.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:26
* * * * * THIS TERMINAL IS IN USE * * * * *
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:26
I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:26
We are all born mad. Some remain so.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:26
The hardest thing is to disguise your feelings when you put a lot of
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:26
Why are there always boycotts? Shouldn't there be girlcotts too?
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:26
Retirement means that when someone says "Have a nice day", you
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:26
Programmers used to batch environments may find it hard to live without
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:27
semper en excretus
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:27
Windows isn't CrippleWare -- it's "Functionally Challenged".
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:27
I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:27
We are not a clone.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:27
To criticize the incompetent is easy; it is more difficult to criticize
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:27
I'm a soldier, not a diplomat. I can only tell the truth.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:27
Confidant, confidante, n:
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:28
Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:28
Neutrinos have bad breadth.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:28
Lunatic Asylum, n.:
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:28
In love, she who gives her portrait promises the original.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:28
"Never ascribe to malice that which is caused by greed and ignorance."
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:28
You will live a long, healthy, happy life and make bags of money.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:28
Nothing will dispel enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:28
Modeling paged and segmented memories is tricky business.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:29
A career is great, but you can't run your fingers through its hair.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:29
Blore's Razor:
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:29
we:
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:29
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:29
"I have a bone to pick, and a few to break."
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:29
Well, I'm a classic ANAL RETENTIVE!! And I'm looking for a way to
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:29
>>485
no that would be SICP
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:29
"I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:29
"How many teamsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:30
Conquering Russia should be done steppe by steppe.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:30
A person forgives only when they are in the wrong.
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:30
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:30
Disk crisis, please clean up!
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:30
Knowledge is power.
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:30
>>495
No I prefer to buy another
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:30
This TOPS OFF my partygoing experience! Someone I DON'T LIKE is
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Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:30
Keep grandma off the streets -- legalize bingo.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:30
Nothing is ever a total loss; it can always serve as a bad example.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:31
Bridge ahead. Pay troll.
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:31
>>499
But it's legal already
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:31
With your bare hands?!?
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:31
Show business is just like high school, except you get paid.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:31
Simon: "These are better than the Camberson's berries."
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:31
>>501
I prefer to ignore trolls
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:31
Factorials were someone's attempt to make math LOOK exciting.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:31
Someone is speaking well of you.
509
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:31
optimist, n:
510
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:32
One thing about the past.
511
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:32
>>504
High school sucked.
512
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:32
Lavish spending can be disastrous. Don't buy any lavishes for a while.
513
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:32
514
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:32
Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day.
515
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:32
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
516
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:32
Oh yeah? Well, I remember when sex was dirty and the air was clean.
517
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:32
>>511
Thank you captain obvious.
518
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:32
The moon is a planet just like the Earth, only it is even deader.
519
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:32
The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at
520
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:32
The people sensible enough to give good advice are usually sensible
521
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:33
522
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:33
Living in the complex world of the future is somewhat like having bees
523
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:33
World Domination, of course. And scantily clad females. Who cares if
524
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:33
Don't let go of what you've got hold of, until you have hold of something else.
525
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:33
Feature was not beta tested
526
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:33
Stupidity is its own reward.
527
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:33
(1) Never draw what you can copy.
528
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:33
Justice always prevails ... three times out of seven!
529
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:34
Trojan horse ran out of hay
530
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:34
... at least I thought I was dancing, 'til somebody stepped on my hand.
531
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:34
"Laugh while you can, monkey-boy."
532
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:34
533
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:34
FORTUNE REMEMBERS THE GREAT MOTHERS: #5
534
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:34
Kaylee: "Is that him?"
535
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:34
statistics, n.:
536
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:34
When does summertime come to Minnesota, you ask? Well, last year, I
537
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:35
Minnie Mouse is a slow maze learner.
538
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:35
FORTUNE REMEMBERS THE GREAT MOTHERS: #5
539
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:35
540
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:35
I didn't like the play, but I saw it under adverse conditions. The curtain
541
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:35
"To take a significant step forward, you must make a series of finite
542
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:35
A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it
543
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:35
Mason's First Law of Synergism:
544
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:35
"The eleventh commandment was `Thou Shalt Compute' or `Thou Shalt Not
545
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:35
>>540
That's how it's supposed to be seen!
546
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:35
It is now pitch dark. If you proceed, you will likely fall into a pit.
547
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:36
Sun in the night, everyone is together,
548
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:36
Wherever you go...There you are.
549
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:36
Start the day with a smile. After that you can be your nasty old self again.
550
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:36
A rolling disk gathers no MOS.
551
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:36
Simon: "It was either that or the National Anthem. Reports vary."
552
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:36
KEWS
553
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:36
The vulcan-death-grip ping has been applied.
554
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:36
555
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:36
Arrakis teaches the attitude of the knife - chopping off what's
556
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:37
honeymoon, n.:
557
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:37
Short people get rained on last.
558
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:37
Woolsey-Swanson Rule:
559
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:37
When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by
560
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:37
But Captain -- the engines can't take this much longer!
561
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:37
This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible
562
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:37
Government's Law:
563
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:37
>>557
Unless they are on higher ground
564
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:38
It seems that more and more mathematicians are using a new, high level
565
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:38
Kiss your keyboard goodbye!
566
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:38
Windows 95 never has bugs. It just develops random features.
567
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:38
>>559
I like using regexes for those
568
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:38
Television is now so desperately hungry for material that it is scraping
569
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:38
Real Programmers think better when playing Adventure or Rogue.
570
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:38
Most legends have their basis in facts.
571
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:38
objdump -h `modprobe -l` | sed -ne '/__ksym/h;$b1;\:^/:!d;:1;x;s/:.*//p;'
572
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:38
Do something unusual today. Pay a bill.
573
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:39
The man who sets out to carry a cat by its tail learns something that
574
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:39
>>569
No this is not productive
575
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:39
The greatest of faults is to be conscious of none.
576
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:39
I think, therefore I am... I think.
577
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:39
The three best things about going to school are June, July, and August.
578
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:39
no brainer:
579
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:39
The only thing worse than X Windows: (X Windows) - X
580
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:39
No house is childproofed unless the little darlings are in straitjackets.
581
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:39
Unix soit qui mal y pense
582
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:40
Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer and then you find
583
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:40
...there can be no public or private virtue unless the foundation of action is
584
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:40
Please help keep the world clean: others may wish to use it.
585
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:40
Yow! Is my fallout shelter termite proof?
586
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:40
A critic is a bundle of biases held loosely together by a sense of taste.
587
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:40
One Bell System - it used to work before they installed the Dimension!
588
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:40
Gnagloot, n.:
589
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:41
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so
590
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:41
Learning without thought is labor lost;
591
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:41
"I don't think they could put him in a mental hospital. On the other
592
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:41
Zoe: "Okay, people -- if it moves, shoot it."
593
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:41
Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of new developments.
594
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:41
Some of the things that live the longest in peoples' memories never
595
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:41
NOTICE:
596
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:42
No sooner had Edger Allen Poe
597
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:42
Simon: "Could you not do that while we're... ever?"
598
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:42
"I'd love to go out with you, but it's my parakeet's bowling night."
599
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:42
!07/11 PDP a ni deppart m'I !pleH
600
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:42
Ehrman's Commentary:
601
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:42
Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
602
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:42
Everyone is a genius. It's just that some people are too stupid to realize it.
603
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:42
system has been recalled
604
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:43
Reality is bad enough, why should I tell the truth?
605
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:43
Every time you manage to close the door on Reality, it comes in through the
606
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:43
Don't you wish you had more energy... or less ambition?
607
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:43
We Klingons believe as you do -- the sick should die. Only the strong
608
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:43
Not every question deserves an answer.
609
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:43
Who loves me will also love my dog.
610
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:43
"In the fight between you and the world, back the world."
611
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:44
Buck-passing usually turns out to be a boomerang.
612
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:44
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
613
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:44
petribar:
614
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:44
Trying to be happy is like trying to build a machine for which the only
615
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:44
: is not an identifier
616
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:44
A billion here, a billion there -- pretty soon it adds up to real money.
617
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:44
"It's kind of fun to do the impossible."
618
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:45
Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
619
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:45
* Knghtbrd crosses his toes
620
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:45
I wonder if I could ever get started in the credit world?
621
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:45
I am dyslexic of Borg. Prepare to have your ass laminated.
622
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:45
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
623
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:45
Many a bum show has been saved by the flag.
624
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:45
The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
625
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:46
So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
626
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:46
Billy: Mom, you know that vase you said was handed down from
627
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:46
Politics makes strange bedfellows, and journalism makes strange politics.
628
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:46
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants,
629
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:46
"Oh what wouldn't I give to be spat at in the face..."
630
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:46
Beware the new TTY code!
631
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:46
memo, n.:
632
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:47
New York's got the ways and means;
633
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:47
There is nothing wrong with abstinence, in moderation.
634
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:47
Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of a joy you must
635
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:47
Logicians have but ill defined
636
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:47
Please keep your hands off the secretary's reproducing equipment.
637
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:47
Main's Law:
638
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:48
It's only by NOT taking the human race seriously that I retain
639
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:48
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
640
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:48
"It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milkbone underware."
641
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:48
Better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.
642
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:48
Three hours a day will produce as much as a man ought to write.
643
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:48
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
644
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:48
Chewing gum on /dev/sd3c
645
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:49
Fill what's empty, empty what's full, scratch where it itches.
646
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:49
"Once they go up, who cares where they come down? That's not my department."
647
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:49
Are Linux users lemmings collectively jumping off of the cliff of
648
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:49
The danger is not that a particular class is unfit to govern. Every class
649
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:49
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.
650
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:49
Your program is sick! Shoot it and put it out of its memory.
651
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:49
Higher education helps your earning capacity. Ask any college professor.
652
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:50
The first Rotarian was the first man to call John the Baptist "Jack."
653
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:50
Go climb a gravity well!
654
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:50
Better hope the life-inspector doesn't come around while you have your
655
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:50
Sigh. I like to think it's just the Linux people who want to be on
656
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:50
The only other people who might benefit from Linux8086 would be owners
657
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:50
You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading
658
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:50
A bird in the hand makes it awfully hard to blow your nose.
659
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:50
Absence makes the heart go wander.
660
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:51
There is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.
661
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:51
Mausoleum: The final and funniest folly of the rich.
662
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:51
'Martyrdom' is the only way a person can become famous without ability.
663
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:51
divorce, n:
664
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:51
Garbage In -- Gospel Out.
665
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:51
"Jesus saves...but Gretzky gets the rebound!"
666
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:51
You can't have your cake and let your neighbor eat it too.
667
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:52
"This is a job for BOB VIOLENCE and SCUM, the INCREDIBLY STUPID MUTANT DOG."
668
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:52
The grave's a fine and private place,
669
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:52
It don't mean a THING if you ain't got that SWING!!
670
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:52
Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination."
671
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:52
The PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY is CRYING for an END to BURT REYNOLDS movies!!
672
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:52
No violence, gentlemen -- no violence, I beg of you! Consider the furniture!
673
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:52
There comes a time in the affairs of a man when he has to take the bull
674
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:52
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
675
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:53
I'm thinking about DIGITAL READ-OUT systems and computer-generated
676
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:53
I once decorated my apartment entirely in ten foot salad forks!!
677
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:53
You may my glories and my state dispose,
678
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:53
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
679
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:53
College:
680
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:53
All art is but imitation of nature.
681
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:53
Mr. Cole's Axiom:
682
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:53
Besides, REAL computers have a rename() system call. :-)7937@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> ;
683
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:53
Goals... Plans... they're fantasies, they're part of a dream world...
684
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:54
Without facts, the decision cannot be made logically. You must rely on
685
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:54
One of the worst of my many faults is that I'm too critical of myself.
686
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:54
Refreshed by a brief blackout, I got to my feet and went next door.
687
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:54
One big pile is better than two little piles.
688
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:54
Vests are to suits as seat-belts are to cars.
689
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:54
Kaufman's First Law of Party Physics:
690
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:54
The number of computer scientists in a room is inversely proportional
691
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:55
Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits
692
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:55
1st graffitiist: QUESTION AUTHORITY!
693
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:55
An ounce of hypocrisy is worth a pound of ambition.
694
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:55
There will be big changes for you but you will be happy.
695
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:55
GREAT MOMENTS IN AMERICAN HISTORY (#17):
696
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:55
New York is real. The rest is done with mirrors.
697
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:55
Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence.
698
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:56
Linux: the choice of a GNU generationksh@cis.ufl.edu put this on Tshirts in '93
699
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:56
Let me explain it to you slowly:
700
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:56
Say it with flowers,
701
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:56
A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.
702
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:56
Fortune and love befriend the bold.
703
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:56
Sometimes, too long is too long.
704
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:56
alimony, n:
705
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:56
But hey, at the end of the day, numbers rule.
706
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:57
If I love you, what business is it of yours?
707
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:57
I also never expected Intel to dispose of themselves in such
708
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:57
"Consequences, Schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich."
709
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:57
I think that I shall never see
710
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:57
Mieux vaut tard que jamais!
711
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:57
Everything should be built top-down, except the first time.
712
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:57
Nothing is but what is not.
713
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:58
Linux - Das System fuer schlaue Maedchen ;)
714
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:58
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
715
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:58
Yow! It's some people inside the wall! This is better than mopping!
716
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:58
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
717
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:58
You know you're a little fat if you have stretch marks on your car.
718
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:58
"Maybe we can get together and show off to each other sometimes."
719
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:58
Once you've seen one nuclear war, you've seen them all.
720
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:59
Many people are secretly interested in life.
721
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:59
Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
722
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:59
There is never time to do it right, but always time to do it over.
723
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:59
The two most beautiful words in the English language are "Cheque Enclosed."
724
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:59
I don't know if it's what you want, but it's what you get. :-)10502@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> ;
725
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:59
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
726
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:59
You will overcome the attacks of jealous associates.
727
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:59
"OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard."
728
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:00
MSDOS didn't get as bad as it is overnight -- it took over ten yearsdmeggins@aix1.uottawa.ca
729
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:00
This is a scsi driver, scraes the shit out of me, therefore I tapdanced
730
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:00
: - cut in regexps199710291922.LAA07101@wall.org> ;
731
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:00
War doesn't prove who's right, just who's left.
732
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:00
Worst Vegetable of the Year:
733
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:00
Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants in Marshalltown, Iowa.
734
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:00
The best way to avoid responsibility is to say, "I've got responsibilities."
735
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:00
James Joyce -- an essentially private man who wished his total
736
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:01
A grammarian's life is always in tense.
737
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:01
Favorite Windows game: "Guess what this icon does?"
738
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:01
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
739
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:01
>>486,489,502,506,517
I see someone is enjoying a conversation with my bot.
Sup,
FrozenVoid .
740
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:01
Dow's Law:
741
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:01
When you say that you agree to a thing in principle, you mean that
742
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:01
People are beginning to notice you. Try dressing before you leave the house.
743
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:01
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got
744
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:02
purpitation, n.:
745
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:02
Saliva causes cancer, but only if swallowed in small amounts over a long
746
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:02
One possible reason that things aren't going according to plan
747
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:02
"I thought you were trying to get into shape."
748
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:02
Small animal kamikaze attack on power supplies
749
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:02
He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough.
750
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:03
You are the only person to ever get this message.
751
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:03
"Hey, Sam, how about a loan?"
752
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:03
Never, ever lie to someone you love unless you're absolutely sure they'll
753
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:03
Many people write memos to tell you they have nothing to say.
754
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:03
<Flav> Win 98 Psychic edition: We'll tell you where you're going tomorrow
755
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:03
"If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry."
756
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:03
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."
757
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:03
And now for something completely the same.
758
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:04
Some people's mouths work faster than their brains. They say things they
759
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:04
Pohl's law:
760
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:04
That means I'll have to use $ans to suppress newlines now.
761
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:04
Moon, n.:
762
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:04
The mome rath isn't born that could outgrabe me.
763
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:04
Pardon me, but do you know what it means to be TRULY ONE with your BOOTH!
764
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:04
I thought there was something fishy about the butler. Probably a Pisces,
765
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:05
Q: What do Bill Gates and Bill Clinton have in common?
766
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:05
Not to laugh, not to lament, not to curse, but to understand.
767
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:05
Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
768
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:05
Alas, how love can trifle with itself!
769
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:05
QOTD:
770
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:05
Jayne: "Can't be a statue of me. No reason for it. Flies in the
771
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:06
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices
772
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:06
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
773
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:06
Bedfellows make strange politicians.
774
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:06
Today is a good day to bribe a high-ranking public official.
775
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:06
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
776
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:06
All's well that ends.
777
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:06
Term, holidays, term, holidays, till we leave school, and then work, work,
778
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:07
"OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard."
779
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:07
Ignorance must certainly be bliss or there wouldn't be so many people
780
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:07
That money talks,
781
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:07
The state law of Pennsylvania prohibits singing in the bathtub.
782
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:07
When you're dining out and you suspect something's wrong, you're probably right.
783
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:07
When the ax entered the forest, the trees said, "The handle is one of us!"
784
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:07
Edwin Meese made me wear CORDOVANS!!
785
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:07
In a five year period we can get one superb programming language. Only
786
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:08
I am firm. You are obstinate. He is a pig-headed fool.
787
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:08
It's not the valleys in life I dread so much as the dips.
788
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:08
You will be attacked by a beast who has the body of a wolf, the tail of
789
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:08
"I'm willing to sacrifice anything for this cause, even other people's lives."
790
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:08
APL is a write-only language. I can write programs in APL, but I can't
791
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:08
<zarkov> "NT 5.0. All the bugs and ten times the code size!"
792
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:08
A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.
793
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:09
"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time."
794
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:09
Telecommunications is upgrading.
795
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:09
>>789
That's not very nice! In fact that makes you a murderer! Like an Israelite!
796
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:09
Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lampposts -- for support
797
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:09
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit
798
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:09
Indomitable in retreat; invincible in advance; insufferable in victory.
799
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:09
<KnaraKat> DalNet is like the special olympics of IRC. There's a lot of
800
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:09
801
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:09
The reason they're called wisdom teeth is that the experience makes you wise.
802
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:10
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought her back.
803
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:10
You can't take damsel here now.
804
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:10
Never buy what you do not want because it is cheap; it will be dear to you.
805
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:10
Unfair animal names:
806
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:10
All hope abandon, ye who enter here!
807
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:10
If I'd known computer science was going to be like this, I'd never have
808
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:10
Maj. Bloodnok: Seagoon, you're a coward!
809
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:11
Perl 5 introduced everything else, including the ability to introduce199702252152.NAA28845@wall.org> ;
810
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:11
"It's not just a computer -- it's your ass."
811
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:11
HAL 9000: Dave. Put down those Windows disks, Dave. DAVE!
812
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:11
Next, upon a stool, we've a sight to make you drool.
813
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:11
When in doubt, use brute force.
814
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:11
He draweth out the thread of his verbosity finer than the staple of his
815
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:11
To err is human, to purr feline.
816
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:11
We don't need no education, we don't need no thought control.
817
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:11
You can't cheat the phone company.
818
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:12
A diplomat's life consists of three things: protocol, Geritol, and alcohol.
819
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:12
I fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamt that I was reading on,
820
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:12
$you = new YOU;
821
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:12
C++ is the best example of second-system effect since OS/360.
822
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:12
<Overfiend> lilo: well then, you are probably a responsible thinker.
823
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:12
"Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may work."
824
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:12
Vini, vidi, Linux!
825
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:13
vi needs to be upgraded to vii
826
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:13
He is now rising from affluence to poverty.
827
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:13
Chance is perhaps the work of God when He did not want to sign.
828
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:13
I fear explanations explanatory of things explained.
829
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:13
God shows his contempt for wealth by the kind of person he selects to
830
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:13
In order to get a loan you must first prove you don't need it.
831
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:13
The only difference between the saint and the sinner is that every saint
832
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:14
When a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his
833
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:14
"What if" is a trademark of Hewlett Packard, so stop using it in your
834
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:14
THEGODDESSOFTHENETHASTWISTINGFINGERSANDHERVOICEISLIKEAJAVELININTHENIGHTDUDE
835
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:14
"Absolutely nothing should be concluded from these figures except that
836
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:14
Your job is being a professor and researcher: That's one hell of a good excuse
837
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:14
When the sun shineth, make hay.
838
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:14
Do you guys know we just passed thru a BLACK HOLE in space?
839
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:14
Just because the message may never be received does not mean it is
840
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:15
QOTD:
841
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:15
Recursion n.:
842
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:15
Q: How was Thomas J. Watson buried?
843
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:15
"There is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress."
844
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:15
Human resources are human first, and resources second.
845
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:15
Think twice before speaking, but don't say "think think click click".
846
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:15
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats
847
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:15
Each honest calling, each walk of life, has its own elite, its own aristocracy
848
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:16
"If that makes any sense to you, you have a big problem."
849
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:16
850
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:16
Dinner suggestion #302 (Hacker's De-lite):
851
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:16
The only real advantage to punk music is that nobody can whistle it.
852
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:16
Mal: "We may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode."
853
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:16
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
854
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:16
consultant, n.:
855
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:16
Words are the voice of the heart.
856
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:17
By golly, I'm beginning to think Linux really *is* the best thing since
857
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:17
May you live in uninteresting times.
858
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:17
It's not reality or how you perceive things that's important -- it's
859
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:17
How many Bavarian Illuminati does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
860
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:17
Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.
861
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:17
I think... I think it's in my basement... Let me go upstairs and check.
862
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:17
If A = B and B = C, then A = C, except where void or prohibited by law.
863
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:18
"Are you sure you're not an encyclopedia salesman?"
864
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:18
"Bureaucracy is the enemy of innovation."
865
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:18
This is nice. A fortune thread for those who don't wish to waste precious cycles on generating their own fortunes.
866
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:18
It's a brave man who, when things are at their darkest, can kick back and party!
867
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:18
If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.
868
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:18
"The road to hell is paved with melting snowballs."1992Jul2.222039.26476@netlabs.com> ;
869
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:18
"Microsoft is the epitome of innovation and product quality."
870
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:18
"The lesser of two evils -- is evil."
871
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:19
CD-ROM server needs recalibration
872
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:19
Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.
873
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:19
No two persons ever read the same book.
874
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:19
Evil isn't all bad.
875
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:19
Neurotics build castles in the sky,
876
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:19
love, n.:
877
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:19
Culture is the habit of being pleased with the best and knowing why.
878
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:19
If you teach your children to like computers and to know how to gamble
879
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:20
It is up to us to produce better-quality movies.
880
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:20
The scene is dull. Tell him to put more life into his dying.
881
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:20
The cost of living is going up, and the chance of living is going down.
882
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:20
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
883
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:20
Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know who wrote the
884
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:20
A method of solution is perfect if we can forsee from the start,
885
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:20
User hostile.
886
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:20
That means I'll have to use $ans to suppress newlines now.
887
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:21
Coincidences are spiritual puns.
888
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:21
popper unable to process jumbo kernel
889
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:21
I hope you millionaires are having fun! I just invested half your life
890
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:21
Message from Our Sponsor on ttyTV at 13:58 ...
891
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:21
Politics makes strange bedfellows, and journalism makes strange politics.
892
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:21
I have seen the Great Pretender and he is not what he seems.
893
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:21
Only great masters of style can succeed in being obtuse.
894
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:21
Once you've seen one nuclear war, you've seen them all.
895
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:22
In the war of wits, he's unarmed.
896
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:22
If you don't strike oil in twenty minutes, stop boring.
897
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:22
To be who one is, is not to be someone else.
898
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:22
System going down in 5 minutes.
899
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:22
What's a cult? It just means not enough people to make a minority.
900
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:22
He that is giddy thinks the world turns round.
901
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:22
Accident, n.:
902
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:23
Most people want either less corruption or more of a chance to
903
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:23
It may be bad manners to talk with your mouth full, but it isn't too
904
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:23
In this vale
905
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:23
Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy, wealthy and dead.
906
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:23
If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use
907
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:23
If voting could change the system, it would be illegal. If not voting
908
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:23
Gumperson's Law:
909
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:24
It's not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.
910
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:24
I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to
911
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:24
World War Three can be averted by adherence to a strictly enforced dress code!
912
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:24
Humpty Dumpty was pushed.
913
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:24
I'd rather just believe that it's done by little elves running around.
914
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:24
Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.
915
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:24
"Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with
916
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:24
Ever wonder if taxation without representation might have been cheaper?
917
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:25
Real Time, adj.:
918
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:25
sugar daddy, n.:
919
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:25
Where do you want Bill Gates to go today?
920
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:25
In space, no one can hear you fart.
921
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:25
Life does not begin at the moment of conception or the moment of birth.
922
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:25
Q: How does a hacker fix a function which
923
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:25
Keep it short for pithy sake.
924
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:26
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
925
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:26
You can't erase a dream, you can only wake me up.
926
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:26
bampu
927
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:26
Newton's Little-Known Seventh Law:
928
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:26
Revolution, n.:
929
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:26
An ambassador is an honest man sent abroad to lie and intrigue for the
930
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:26
I want to reach your mind -- where is it currently located?
931
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:26
We come to bury DOS, not to praise it.vojta@math.berkeley.edu
932
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:26
Immature artists imitate, mature artists steal.
933
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:27
Let's say the docs present a simplified view of reality... :-)6940@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> ;
934
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:27
Blue paint today.
935
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:27
Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. My advice to you is to have
936
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:27
"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the
937
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:27
Due to lack of disk space, this fortune database has been discontinued.
938
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:27
I hear the sound that the machines make, and feel my heart break, just
939
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:27
Interference between the keyboard and the chair.
940
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:27
Two brothers, Mort and Bill, like to sail. While Bill has a great
941
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:28
Immanuel Kant but Kubla Khan.
942
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:28
He who laughs last -- missed the punch line.
943
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:28
River: "I can't shut them up, they're all made up of rage..."
944
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:28
Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not
945
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:28
"Have you lived here all your life?"
946
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:28
>Ever heard of .cshrc?
947
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:28
"You've got to think about tomorrow!"
948
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:28
Am I in GRADUATE SCHOOL yet?
949
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:29
Labor, n.:
950
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:29
War isn't a good life, but it's life.
951
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:29
Respect is a rational process
952
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:29
The plot was designed in a light vein that somehow became varicose.
953
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:29
Most people eat as though they were fattening themselves for market.
954
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:29
Mickey Mouse wears a Spiro Agnew watch.
955
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:29
Mal: "Shouldn't have been you - they shoulda hit us."
956
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:30
No rock so hard but that a little wave
957
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:30
"If that makes any sense to you, you have a big problem."
958
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:30
Given a choice between grief and nothing, I'd choose grief.
959
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:30
briefcase, n:
960
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:30
We have lingered long enough on the shores of the Cosmic Ocean.
961
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:30
"... an experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often quite often
962
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:30
I am NOT a kludge! I am a computer!
963
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:30
He who laughs last usually had to have joke explained.
964
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:31
How much does it cost to entice a dope-smoking UNIX system guru to Dayton?
965
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:31
Garbage In, Gospel Out
966
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:31
Remember Darwin; building a better mousetrap merely results in smarter mice.
967
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:31
union, n.:
968
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:31
Police up your spare rounds and frags. Don't leave nothin' for the dinks.
969
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:31
Moneyliness is next to Godliness.
970
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:31
What no spouse of a writer can ever understand is that a writer is working
971
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:31
You will find me drinking gin
972
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:32
The English instinctively admire any man who has no talent and is modest
973
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:32
Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
974
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:32
Linux: Because a PC is a terrible thing to waste.komarimf@craft.camp.clarkson.edu , Mark Komarinski)
975
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:32
I haven't been married in over six years, but we had sexual counseling
976
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:32
Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string.
977
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:32
The problem with this country is that there is no death penalty for
978
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:33
"One's never alone with a rubber duck. "
979
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:33
The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from
980
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:33
"MSDOS didn't get as bad as it is overnight -- it took over ten yearsdmeggins@aix1.uottawa.ca )
981
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:33
Overdrawn? But I still have checks left!
982
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:33
life, n.:
983
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:33
You get what you pay for.
984
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:33
I found Rome a city of bricks and left it a city of marble.
985
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:33
I predict that today will be remembered until tomorrow!
986
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:34
The revolution will not be televised.
987
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:34
Some people say a front-engine car handles best. Some people say a
988
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:34
Virginia law forbids bathtubs in the house; tubs must be kept in the yard.
989
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:34
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
990
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:34
Never ask the barber if you need a haircut.
991
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:34
We seldom repent talking too little, but very often talking too much.
992
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:34
Why does a hearse horse snicker, hauling a lawyer away?
993
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:35
No matter what happens, there is always someone who knew it would.
994
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:35
NEVER swerve to hit a lawyer riding a bicycle -- it might be your bicycle.
995
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:35
knghtbrd: there may be no spoon, but can you spot the vulnerability in
996
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:35
Thus spake the master programmer:
997
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:35
The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time.
998
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:35
Telecommunications is upgrading.
999
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:35
Sheriff: "His story had kind of an odor to it."
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