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smoke weed everyday

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 11:52

combust and inhale cannibinoids at least once every full Earth rotation

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:45

Woman:      "Is Yoo-Hoo hyphenated?"
Yogi Berra: "No, ma'am, its not even carbonated."

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:45

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.
        -- Jules de Gaultier

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:46

The existence of god implies a violation of causality.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:46

"If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry."
-- Chekhov

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:46

Humor in the Court:
Q: ...any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial
   instead of an attempted murder trial?
A: The victim lived.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:46

It is Mr. Mellon's credo that $200,000,000 can do no wrong.  Our
offense consists in doubting it.
        -- Justice Robert H. Jackson

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:46

If I traveled to the end of the rainbow
As Dame Fortune did intend,
Murphy would be there to tell me
The pot's at the other end.
        -- Bert Whitney

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:46

Getting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules.

Corollary:
    Following the rules will not get the job done.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:46

Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't
immune to bullets.
        -- The Brigadier, "Dr. Who"

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:47

"They ought to make butt-flavored cat food."   --Gallagher

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:47

First law of debate:
    Never argue with a fool.  People might not know the difference.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:47

The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them
is a match.
        -- Will Rogers

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:47

Great American Axiom:
    Some is good, more is better, too much is just right.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:47

Be different: conform.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:47

If our behavior is strict, we do not need fun!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:47

Documentation:
    Instructions translated from Swedish by Japanese for English
    speaking persons.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:48

It's hard to drive at the limit, but it's harder to know where the limits are.
        -- Stirling Moss

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:48

You can't have everything... where would you put it?
-- Steven Wright

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:48

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value.
    -- Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy,
       Ecole Superieure de Guerre

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:48

"Flattery is all right -- if you don't inhale."
-- Adlai Stevenson

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:48

A homeowner's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a weekend for?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:48

Every living thing wants to survive.
        -- Spock, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4731.3

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:48

I'd rather push my Harley than ride a rice burner.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:49

Hoare's Law of Large Problems:
    Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:49

You will triumph over your enemy.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:49

HUMAN REPLICAS are inserted into VATS of NUTRITIONAL YEAST ...

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:49

f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:49

The joys of love made her human and the agonies of love destroyed her.
        -- Spock, "Requiem for Methuselah", stardate 5842.8

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:49

It's illegal in Wilbur, Washington, to ride an ugly horse.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:49

The moss on the tree does not fear the talons of the hawk.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:49

This TOPS OFF my partygoing experience!  Someone I DON'T LIKE is
talking to me about a HEART-WARMING European film ...

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:50

"An open mind has but one disadvantage: it collects dirt."
-- a saying at RPI

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:50

Save the whales.  Collect the whole set.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:50

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
        -- Arthur C. Clarke

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:50

"Elves and Dragons!" I says to him.  "Cabbages and potatoes are better
for you and me."
        -- J. R. R. Tolkien

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:50

Whatever you may be sure of, be sure of this: that you are dreadfully like
other people.
        -- James Russell Lowell, "My Study Windows"

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:50

Zoe: "Something ain't right."

Wash: "Sweetie, we're crooks.  If everything were right, we'd be in jail."
                --Episode #1, "Serenity"

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:51

Patience is the best remedy for every trouble.
        -- Titus Maccius Plautus

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:51

Clothes make the man.  Naked people have little or no influence on society.
- Mark Twain

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:51

Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice... moderation in the pursuit
of justice is no virtue.
        -- Barry Goldwater

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