smoke weed everyday
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combust and inhale cannibinoids at least once every full Earth rotation
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2010-06-10 12:45
Woman: "Is Yoo-Hoo hyphenated?"
Yogi Berra: "No, ma'am, its not even carbonated."
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Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.
-- Jules de Gaultier
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The existence of god implies a violation of causality.
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"If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry."
-- Chekhov
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Humor in the Court:
Q: ...any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial
instead of an attempted murder trial?
A: The victim lived.
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2010-06-10 12:46
It is Mr. Mellon's credo that $200,000,000 can do no wrong. Our
offense consists in doubting it.
-- Justice Robert H. Jackson
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2010-06-10 12:46
If I traveled to the end of the rainbow
As Dame Fortune did intend,
Murphy would be there to tell me
The pot's at the other end.
-- Bert Whitney
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2010-06-10 12:46
Getting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules.
Corollary:
Following the rules will not get the job done.
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2010-06-10 12:46
Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't
immune to bullets.
-- The Brigadier, "Dr. Who"
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2010-06-10 12:47
"They ought to make butt-flavored cat food." --Gallagher
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2010-06-10 12:47
First law of debate:
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
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The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them
is a match.
-- Will Rogers
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Great American Axiom:
Some is good, more is better, too much is just right.
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Be different: conform.
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2010-06-10 12:47
If our behavior is strict, we do not need fun!
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2010-06-10 12:47
Documentation:
Instructions translated from Swedish by Japanese for English
speaking persons.
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2010-06-10 12:48
It's hard to drive at the limit, but it's harder to know where the limits are.
-- Stirling Moss
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2010-06-10 12:48
You can't have everything... where would you put it?
-- Steven Wright
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2010-06-10 12:48
Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value.
-- Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy,
Ecole Superieure de Guerre
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"Flattery is all right -- if you don't inhale."
-- Adlai Stevenson
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2010-06-10 12:48
A homeowner's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a weekend for?
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2010-06-10 12:48
Every living thing wants to survive.
-- Spock, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4731.3
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I'd rather push my Harley than ride a rice burner.
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2010-06-10 12:49
Hoare's Law of Large Problems:
Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out.
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2010-06-10 12:49
You will triumph over your enemy.
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2010-06-10 12:49
HUMAN REPLICAS are inserted into VATS of NUTRITIONAL YEAST ...
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2010-06-10 12:49
f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng.
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2010-06-10 12:49
The joys of love made her human and the agonies of love destroyed her.
-- Spock, "Requiem for Methuselah", stardate 5842.8
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2010-06-10 12:49
It's illegal in Wilbur, Washington, to ride an ugly horse.
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2010-06-10 12:49
The moss on the tree does not fear the talons of the hawk.
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2010-06-10 12:49
This TOPS OFF my partygoing experience! Someone I DON'T LIKE is
talking to me about a HEART-WARMING European film ...
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2010-06-10 12:50
"An open mind has but one disadvantage: it collects dirt."
-- a saying at RPI
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2010-06-10 12:50
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
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2010-06-10 12:50
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
-- Arthur C. Clarke
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2010-06-10 12:50
"Elves and Dragons!" I says to him. "Cabbages and potatoes are better
for you and me."
-- J. R. R. Tolkien
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2010-06-10 12:50
Whatever you may be sure of, be sure of this: that you are dreadfully like
other people.
-- James Russell Lowell, "My Study Windows"
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Zoe: "Something ain't right."
Wash: "Sweetie, we're crooks. If everything were right, we'd be in jail."
--Episode #1, "Serenity"
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Patience is the best remedy for every trouble.
-- Titus Maccius Plautus
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
- Mark Twain
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Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice... moderation in the pursuit
of justice is no virtue.
-- Barry Goldwater
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