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smoke weed everyday

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 11:52

combust and inhale cannibinoids at least once every full Earth rotation

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:33

>>517
You're welcome!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:33

Living in the complex world of the future is somewhat like having bees
live in your head.  But, there they are.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:33

World Domination, of course.  And scantily clad females.  Who cares if
its twenty below?        -- Linus Torvalds

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:33

Don't let go of what you've got hold of, until you have hold of something else.
        -- First Rule of Wing Walking

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:33

Feature was not beta tested

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:33

Stupidity is its own reward.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:33

(1) Never draw what you can copy.
(2) Never copy what you can trace.
(3) Never trace what you can cut out and paste down.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:33

Justice always prevails ... three times out of seven!
        -- Michael J. Wagner

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:34

Trojan horse ran out of hay

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:34

... at least I thought I was dancing, 'til somebody stepped on my hand.
        -- J. B. White

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:34

"Laugh while you can, monkey-boy."
-- Dr. Emilio Lizardo

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:34

>>526
how so?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:34

FORTUNE REMEMBERS THE GREAT MOTHERS: #5

    "And, and, and, and, but, but, but, but!"
        -- Mrs. Janice Markowsky, April 8, 1965

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:34

Kaylee: "Is that him?"

Mal: "That's the buffet table."

Kaylee: "Well, how can we be sure, unless we question it?"
                --Episode #4, "Shindig"

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:34

statistics, n.:
    A system for expressing your political prejudices in convincing
    scientific guise.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:34

When does summertime come to Minnesota, you ask?  Well, last year, I
think it was a Tuesday.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:35

Minnie Mouse is a slow maze learner.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:35

FORTUNE REMEMBERS THE GREAT MOTHERS: #5

    "And, and, and, and, but, but, but, but!"
        -- Mrs. Janice Markowsky, April 8, 1965

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:35

>>537
That's sexist

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:35

I didn't like the play, but I saw it under adverse conditions.  The curtain
was up.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:35

"To take a significant step forward, you must make a series of finite
improvements."
-- Donald J. Atwood, General Motors

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:35

A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it
is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:35

Mason's First Law of Synergism:
    The one day you'd sell your soul for something, souls are a glut.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:35

"The eleventh commandment was `Thou Shalt Compute' or `Thou Shalt Not
Compute' -- I forget which."
        -- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:35

>>540
That's how it's supposed to be seen!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:35

It is now pitch dark.  If you proceed, you will likely fall into a pit.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:36

Sun in the night, everyone is together,
Ascending into the heavens, life is forever.
        -- Brand X, "Moroccan Roll/Sun in the Night"

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:36

Wherever you go...There you are.
- Buckaroo Banzai

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:36

Start the day with a smile.  After that you can be your nasty old self again.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:36

A rolling disk gathers no MOS.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:36

Simon: "It was either that or the National Anthem.  Reports vary."
                --Episode #14, "Objects in Space"

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:36

KEWS

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:36

The vulcan-death-grip ping has been applied.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:36

>>549
:)

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:36

Arrakis teaches the attitude of the knife - chopping off what's
incomplete and saying: "Now it's complete because it's ended here."
        -- Muad'dib, "Dune"

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:37

honeymoon, n.:
    A short period of doting between dating and debting.
        -- Ray C. Bandy

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:37

Short people get rained on last.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:37

Woolsey-Swanson Rule:
    People would rather live with a problem they cannot
    solve rather than accept a solution they cannot understand.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:37

When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by
reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:37

But Captain -- the engines can't take this much longer!
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