smoke weed everyday
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combust and inhale cannibinoids at least once every full Earth rotation
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 12:02
>>2-
Automated bumping is against the rules
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:18
>>1
But around what? One joint every full Earth rotation around the Sun? Galactic core?
Your anus ?
Although the last are redundant.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:27
Modesty is a vastly overrated virtue.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:27
Modesty is a vastly overrated virtue.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:27
Modesty is a vastly overrated virtue.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:27
"We don't have to protect the environment -- the Second Coming is at hand."
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:27
The purpose of Physics 7A is to make the engineers realize that they're
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:28
Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can read.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:28
Guns don't kill people. It's those damn bullets. Guns just make them go
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The sudden sight of me causes panic in the streets. They have yet to learn
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Some of them want to use you,
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I would rather say that a desire to drive fast sports cars is what sets
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:28
Woman: "Is Yoo-Hoo hyphenated?"
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2010-06-10 12:29
>>19
I'm ridin' spinners, I'm ridin' spinners, they don't stop
I'm ridin' spinners, I'm ridin' spinners, they don't stop
I'm ridin' spinners, I'm ridin' spinners, they don't stop
I'm ridin' spinners, I'm ridin' spinners, it's rollin
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Everything you know is wrong!
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:29
A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong!
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:29
Do not worry about which side your bread is buttered on: you eat BOTH sides.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:29
patent:
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:29
The trouble with you
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:29
The cord jumped over and hit the power switch.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:29
You will visit the Dung Pits of Glive soon.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:29
Blutarsky's Axiom:
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Kaylee: "Is that him?"
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Bloom's Seventh Law of Litigation:
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"If it's not loud, it doesn't work!"
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:30
Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:30
MY income is ALL disposable!
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:30
Chance is perhaps the work of God when He did not want to sign.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:30
On a clear disk you can seek forever.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:31
Windows 95 undocumented "feature"
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:31
Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:31
I know it all. I just can't remember it all at once.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:31
Reactor error - core dumped!
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I have seen the Great Pretender and he is not what he seems.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:31
No man is an island if he's on at least one mailing list.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:31
The easiest way to figure the cost of living is to take your income and
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:32
If you drink, don't park. Accidents make people.
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"Whom are you?" said he, for he had been to night school.
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I have an existential map. It has "You are here" written all over it.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:32
If you don't have a nasty obituary you probably didn't matter.
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Expert, n.:
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Save yourself! Reboot in 5 seconds!
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"That which 'comes and goes' is like a river that flows and splashes indiscriminately,
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:32
QOTD:
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Think of it! With VLSI we can pack 100 ENIACs in 1 sq. cm.!
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There ain't nothin' in this world that's worth being a snot over.1992Aug19.041614.6963@netlabs.com> ;
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"I'm a bastard, and proud of it !"
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You get along very well with everyone except animals and people.
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The only other people who might benefit from Linux8086 would be owners
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:33
<tigah_-> i have 4gb for /tmp
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* Knghtbrd notes he has mashed potatoes for brains tonight
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Conversation, n.:
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I have always noticed that whenever a radical takes to Imperialism,
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It is so stupid of modern civilisation to have given up believing in the
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All language designers are arrogant. Goes with the territory... :-)1991Jul13.010945.19157@netlabs.com
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Book: "Captain, do you mind if I say grace?"
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your keyboard's space bar is generating spurious keycodes.
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The kind of danger people most enjoy is the kind they can watch from
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* dpkg ponders: 'C++' should have been called 'D'
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I am two with nature.
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Everything will be just tickety-boo today.
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"No, no, I don't mind being called the smartest man in the world. I just wish
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It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been
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One possible reason that things aren't going according to plan
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:35
LILO, you've got me on my knees!dblack@pilot.njin.net , with apologies to Derek and the
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:35
If you push the "extra ice" button on the soft drink vending machine, you won't
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Sex, Drugs & Linux Rulesmwikholm@at8.abo.fi
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In the next world, you're on your own.
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Corry's Law:
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With a rubber duck, one's never alone.
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It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.
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Baby On Board.
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Bo Derek ruined my life!
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All great discoveries are made by mistake.
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What causes the mysterious death of everyone?
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Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:36
When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.
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Please, don't mix _that_ flamewar into the thread, OK?
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Parting is such sweet sorrow. -William Shakespeare
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A yawn is a silent shout.
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If you didn't have to work so hard, you'd have more time to be depressed.
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Look out! Behind you!
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QOTD:
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On a normal ascii line, the only safe condition to detect is a 'BREAK'
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