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smoke weed everyday

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 11:52

combust and inhale cannibinoids at least once every full Earth rotation

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:28

Nothing will dispel enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
        -- Kim Hubbard

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:28

Modeling paged and segmented memories is tricky business.
        -- P.J. Denning

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:29

A career is great, but you can't run your fingers through its hair.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:29

Blore's Razor:
    Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:29

we:
    The single most important word in the world.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:29

>>479
yeah thats right

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:29

"I have a bone to pick, and a few to break."
        -- Anonymous

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:29

Well, I'm a classic ANAL RETENTIVE!!  And I'm looking for a way to
VICARIOUSLY experience some reason to LIVE!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:29

>>485
no that would be SICP

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:29

"I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this
 country what it once was... an arctic wilderness."
-- Steve Martin

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:29

"How many teamsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
   "FIFTEEN!!  YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?"

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:30

Conquering Russia should be done steppe by steppe.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:30

A person forgives only when they are in the wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:30

>>491
Yes, I do

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:30

Disk crisis, please clean up!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:30

Knowledge is power.
        -- Francis Bacon

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:30

>>495
No I prefer to buy another

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:30

This TOPS OFF my partygoing experience!  Someone I DON'T LIKE is
talking to me about a HEART-WARMING European film ...

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:30

Keep grandma off the streets -- legalize bingo.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:30

Nothing is ever a total loss; it can always serve as a bad example.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:31

Bridge ahead.  Pay troll.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:31

>>499
But it's legal already

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:31

With your bare hands?!?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:31

Show business is just like high school, except you get paid.
        -- Martin Mull

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:31

Simon: "These are better than the Camberson's berries."

River: "They are. Except they're poison."
                --Episode #5, "Safe"

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:31

>>501
I prefer to ignore trolls

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:31

Factorials were someone's attempt to make math LOOK exciting.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:31

Someone is speaking well of you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:31

optimist, n:
    A bagpiper with a beeper.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:32

One thing about the past.
It's likely to last.
        -- Ogden Nash

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:32

>>504
High school sucked.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:32

Lavish spending can be disastrous.  Don't buy any lavishes for a while.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:32

>>508
:)

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:32

Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll invite himself over for dinner.
- Calvin Keegan

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:32

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored
power tools.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:32

Oh yeah?  Well, I remember when sex was dirty and the air was clean.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:32

>>511
Thank you captain obvious.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:32

The moon is a planet just like the Earth, only it is even deader.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:32

The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at
least until we've finished building it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:32

The people sensible enough to give good advice are usually sensible
enough to give none.

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