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smoke weed everyday

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 11:52

combust and inhale cannibinoids at least once every full Earth rotation

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:18

What good is an obscenity trial except to popularize literature?
        -- Nero Wolfe, "The League of Frightened Men"

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:18

"What if" is a trademark of Hewlett Packard, so stop using it in your
sentences without permission, or risk being sued.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:18

COMBO BREAKER

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:18

Congratulations!  You are the one-millionth user to log into our system.
If there's anything special we can do for you, anything at all, don't
hesitate to ask!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:18

bug, n:
    A son of a glitch.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:19

There's a fine line between courage and foolishness.  Too bad it's not a fence.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:19

electromagnetic radiation from satellite debris

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:19

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:19

Someone's tie is caught in the printer, and if anything else gets printed, he'll be in it too.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:19

You tread upon my patience.
        -- William Shakespeare, "Henry IV"

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:19

We all declare for liberty, but in using the same word we do not all mean
the same thing.
        -- A. Lincoln

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:19

They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see
nothing but sea.
        -- Francis Bacon

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:20

May your SO always know when you need a hug.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:20

A soft answer turneth away wrath; but grievous words stir up anger.
        -- Proverbs 15:1

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:20

Youth is when you blame all your troubles on your parents; maturity is
when you learn that everything is the fault of the younger generation.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:20

I won't mention any names, because I don't want to get sun4's into
trouble...  :-)     -- Larry Wall in <11333@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV>;

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:20

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
        -- Carl Sandburg

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:20

Inara: "It wasn't entirely a disaster."

Mal: "I got stabbed! Right here!"

Inara: "You also lined up exciting new crime."
                --Episode #4, "Shindig"

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:20

With the current ACPI code in my test boxes it seems to be no worse than
APM, unfortunately it would be hard to be worse.

    - Alan Cox on the ACPI mailing list

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:21

/* Halley */

    (Halley's comment.)

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:21

The Edsel. New Coke. Windows 2000. All mandatory case studies for bizschool
students in 2020.

   -- Bear Giles (in a LinuxToday post)

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:21

I never did it that way before.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:21

The heart is not a logical organ.
        -- Dr. Janet Wallace, "The Deadly Years", stardate 3479.4

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:21

In the next world, you're on your own.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:21

<doogie> dpkg has bugs?  no way!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:21

You will experience a strong urge to do good; but it will pass.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:22

Cropp's Law:
    The amount of work done varies inversly with the time spent in the
    office.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:22

Welcome to boggle - do you want instructions?

D    G    G    O

O    Y    A    N

A    D    B    T

K    I    S    P
Enter words:
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Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:22

popper unable to process jumbo kernel

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:22

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun.
        -- Buckminster Fuller

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:22

All of a sudden, I want to THROW OVER my promising ACTING CAREER, grow
a LONG BLACK BEARD and wear a BASEBALL HAT!! ...  Although I don't know WHY!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:22

God made machine language; all the rest is the work of man.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:22

All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.
        -- Ashleigh Brilliant

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:22

The price one pays for pursuing any profession, or calling, is an intimate
knowledge of its ugly side.  -- James Baldwin

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:23

* netgod opens his mailbox and immediately wishes he hadnt

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:23

* CosmicRay wishes he had some strippers here....
<CosmicRay> err, wire strippers

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:23

Well, we'll really have a party, but we've gotta post a guard outside.
        -- Eddie Cochran, "Come On Everybody"

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:23

Not drinking, chasing women, or doing drugs won't make you live longer --
it just seems that way.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:23

Stop me, before I kill again!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:23

Oh My God! They Killed init! You Bastards!

   -- From a Slashdot.org post

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