smoke weed everyday
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 11:52
combust and inhale cannibinoids at least once every full Earth rotation
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:30
"... an experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often quite often
picturesque liar."
-- Mark Twain
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:30
I am NOT a kludge! I am a computer!
-- tts
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:30
He who laughs last usually had to have joke explained.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:31
How much does it cost to entice a dope-smoking UNIX system guru to Dayton?
-- Brian Boyle, UNIX/WORLD's First Annual Salary Survey
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:31
Garbage In, Gospel Out
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:31
Remember Darwin; building a better mousetrap merely results in smarter mice.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:31
union, n.:
A dues-paying club workers wield to strike management.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:31
Police up your spare rounds and frags. Don't leave nothin' for the dinks.
- Willem Dafoe in "Platoon"
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:31
Moneyliness is next to Godliness.
-- Andries van Dam
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:31
What no spouse of a writer can ever understand is that a writer is working
when he's staring out the window.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:31
You will find me drinking gin
In the lowest kind of inn,
Because I am a rigid Vegetarian.
-- G.K. Chesterton
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:32
The English instinctively admire any man who has no talent and is modest
about it.
-- James Agate, British film and drama critic
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:32
Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:32
Linux: Because a PC is a terrible thing to waste.
(By komarimf@craft.camp.clarkson.edu, Mark Komarinski)
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:32
I haven't been married in over six years, but we had sexual counseling
every day from Oral Roberts!!
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:32
Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:32
The problem with this country is that there is no death penalty for
incompetence.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:33
"One's never alone with a rubber duck. "
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:33
The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from
one graveyard to another.
-- J. Frank Dobie, "A Texan in England"
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:33
"MSDOS didn't get as bad as it is overnight -- it took over ten years
of careful development."
(By dmeggins@aix1.uottawa.ca)
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:33
Overdrawn? But I still have checks left!
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:33
life, n.:
That brief interlude between nothingness and eternity.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:33
You get what you pay for.
-- Gabriel Biel
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:33
I found Rome a city of bricks and left it a city of marble.
-- Augustus Caesar
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:33
I predict that today will be remembered until tomorrow!
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:34
The revolution will not be televised.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:34
Some people say a front-engine car handles best. Some people say a
rear-engine car handles best. I say a rented car handles best.
-- P.J. O'Rourke
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:34
Virginia law forbids bathtubs in the house; tubs must be kept in the yard.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:34
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:34
Never ask the barber if you need a haircut.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:34
We seldom repent talking too little, but very often talking too much.
-- Jean de la Bruyere
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:34
Why does a hearse horse snicker, hauling a lawyer away?
-- Carl Sandburg
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:35
No matter what happens, there is always someone who knew it would.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:35
NEVER swerve to hit a lawyer riding a bicycle -- it might be your bicycle.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:35
knghtbrd: there may be no spoon, but can you spot the vulnerability in
eye_render_shiny_object.c?
-- rcw
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:35
Thus spake the master programmer:
"After three days without programming, life becomes meaningless."
-- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:35
The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:35
Telecommunications is upgrading.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:35
Sheriff: "His story had kind of an odor to it."
Inara: "Yes. It's not the only thing about him that does."
--Episode #2, "The Train Job"
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