smoke weed everyday
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 11:52
combust and inhale cannibinoids at least once every full Earth rotation
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:53
Mr. Cole's Axiom:
The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; the
population is growing.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:53
Besides, REAL computers have a rename() system call. :-)
-- Larry Wall in <7937@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV>;
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:53
Goals... Plans... they're fantasies, they're part of a dream world...
-- Wally Shawn
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:54
Without facts, the decision cannot be made logically. You must rely on
your human intuition.
-- Spock, "Assignment: Earth", stardate unknown
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:54
One of the worst of my many faults is that I'm too critical of myself.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:54
Refreshed by a brief blackout, I got to my feet and went next door.
-- Martin Amis, _Money_
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:54
One big pile is better than two little piles.
-- Arlo Guthrie
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:54
Vests are to suits as seat-belts are to cars.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:54
Kaufman's First Law of Party Physics:
Population density is inversely proportional
to the square of the distance from the keg.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:54
The number of computer scientists in a room is inversely proportional
to the number of bugs in their code.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:55
Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits
of the world.
-- Schopenhauer
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:55
1st graffitiist: QUESTION AUTHORITY!
2nd graffitiist: Why?
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:55
An ounce of hypocrisy is worth a pound of ambition.
-- Michael Korda
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:55
There will be big changes for you but you will be happy.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:55
GREAT MOMENTS IN AMERICAN HISTORY (#17):
On November 13, Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his place
of residence.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:55
New York is real. The rest is done with mirrors.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:55
Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:56
Linux: the choice of a GNU generation
-- ksh@cis.ufl.edu put this on Tshirts in '93
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:56
Let me explain it to you slowly:
Disks. Write. One. Write. At. A. Time.
- Rik van Riel on linux-kernel
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:56
Say it with flowers,
Or say it with mink,
But whatever you do,
Don't say it with ink!
-- Jimmie Durante
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:56
A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:56
Fortune and love befriend the bold.
-- Ovid
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:56
Sometimes, too long is too long.
- Joe Crowe
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:56
alimony, n:
Having an ex you can bank on.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:56
But hey, at the end of the day, numbers rule.
- Linus Torvalds on linux-kernel
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:57
If I love you, what business is it of yours?
-- Johann van Goethe
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:57
I also never expected Intel to dispose of themselves in such
a cute way.
- Rik van Riel on linux-kernel
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:57
"Consequences, Schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich."
-- "Ali Baba Bunny" [1957, Chuck Jones]
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:57
I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:57
Mieux vaut tard que jamais!
[ Better late than never ]
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:57
Everything should be built top-down, except the first time.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:57
Nothing is but what is not.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:58
Linux - Das System fuer schlaue Maedchen ;)
-- banshee
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:58
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:58
Yow! It's some people inside the wall! This is better than mopping!
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:58
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:58
You know you're a little fat if you have stretch marks on your car.
-- Cyrus, Chicago Reader 1/22/82
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:58
"Maybe we can get together and show off to each other sometimes."
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:58
Once you've seen one nuclear war, you've seen them all.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:59
Many people are secretly interested in life.
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