smoke weed everyday
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 11:52
combust and inhale cannibinoids at least once every full Earth rotation
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:42
Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:42
Everyone is a genius. It's just that some people are too stupid to realize it.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:42
system has been recalled
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:43
Reality is bad enough, why should I tell the truth?
-- Patrick Sky
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:43
Every time you manage to close the door on Reality, it comes in through the
window.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:43
Don't you wish you had more energy... or less ambition?
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:43
We Klingons believe as you do -- the sick should die. Only the strong
should live.
-- Kras, "Friday's Child", stardate 3497.2
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:43
Not every question deserves an answer.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:43
Who loves me will also love my dog.
-- John Donne
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:43
"In the fight between you and the world, back the world."
--Frank Zappa
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:44
Buck-passing usually turns out to be a boomerang.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:44
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
--Mahatma Gandhi
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:44
petribar:
Any sun-bleached prehistoric candy that has been sitting in
the window of a vending machine too long.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:44
Trying to be happy is like trying to build a machine for which the only
specification is that it should run noiselessly.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:44
: is not an identifier
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:44
A billion here, a billion there -- pretty soon it adds up to real money.
-- Sen. Everett Dirksen, on the U.S. defense budget
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:44
"It's kind of fun to do the impossible."
-- Walt Disney
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:45
Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:45
* Knghtbrd crosses his toes
<Knghtbrd> (if I crossed my fingers it would be hard to type)
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:45
I wonder if I could ever get started in the credit world?
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:45
I am dyslexic of Borg. Prepare to have your ass laminated.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:45
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
-- Oscar Wilde
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:45
Many a bum show has been saved by the flag.
-- George M. Cohan
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:45
The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
-- Mark Twain
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:46
So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
-- Yogi Berra
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:46
Billy: Mom, you know that vase you said was handed down from
generation to generation?
Mom: Yes?
Billy: Well, this generation dropped it.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:46
Politics makes strange bedfellows, and journalism makes strange politics.
-- Amy Gorin
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:46
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants,
today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
-- Dave Barry
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:46
"Oh what wouldn't I give to be spat at in the face..."
-- a prisoner in "Life of Brian"
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:46
Beware the new TTY code!
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:46
memo, n.:
An interoffice communication too often written more for the benefit
of the person who sends it than the person who receives it.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:47
New York's got the ways and means;
Just won't let you be.
-- The Grateful Dead
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:47
There is nothing wrong with abstinence, in moderation.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:47
Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of a joy you must
have somebody to divide it with.
-- Mark Twain
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:47
Logicians have but ill defined
As rational the human kind.
Logic, they say, belongs to man,
But let them prove it if they can.
-- Oliver Goldsmith
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:47
Please keep your hands off the secretary's reproducing equipment.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:47
Main's Law:
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:48
It's only by NOT taking the human race seriously that I retain
what fragments of my once considerable mental powers I still possess.
-- Roger Noe
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:48
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:48
"It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milkbone underware."
-- Norm, from _Cheers_
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