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smoke weed everyday

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 11:52

combust and inhale cannibinoids at least once every full Earth rotation

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:51

Death is only a state of mind.

Only it doesn't leave you much time to think about anything else.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:51

First, I'm going to give you all the ANSWERS to today's test ...  So
just plug in your SONY WALKMANS and relax!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:51

Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:51

Can you MAIL a BEAN CAKE?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:51

<kceee^> I hate users
<knghtbrd> you sound like a sysadmin already!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:52

You don't move to Edina, you achieve Edina.
        -- Guindon

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:52

Be careful when you bite into your hamburger.
        -- Derek Bok

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:52

When neither their poverty nor their honor is touched, the majority of men
live content.
        -- Niccolo Machiavelli

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:52

A commune is where people join together to share their lack of wealth.
        -- R. Stallman

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:52

Home on the Range was originally written in beef-flat.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:52

It's there as a sop to former Ada programmers.  :-)
     -- Larry Wall regarding 10_000_000 in <11556@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV>;

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:52

The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:53

All the evidence concerning the universe has not yet been collected,
so there's still hope.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:53

All of the animals except man know that the principal business of life is
to enjoy it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:53

A robin redbreast in a cage
Puts all Heaven in a rage.
        -- Blake

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:53

Putt's Law:
    Technology is dominated by two types of people:
        Those who understand what they do not manage.
        Those who manage what they do not understand.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:53

Indifference will certainly be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:53

Maybe it's time to break that.
             -- Larry Wall in <199710311718.JAA19082@wall.org>;

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:53

Love is never asking why?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:54

brokee, n:
    Someone who buys stocks on the advice of a broker.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:54

Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurence of the
improbable.
- H. L. Mencken

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:54

"Boy, life takes a long time to live."
        -- Steven Wright

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:54

"The human brain is like an enormous fish -- it is flat and slimy and
has gills through which it can see."
        -- Monty Python

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:54

Do not seek death; death will find you.  But seek the road which makes death
a fulfillment.
        -- Dag Hammarskjold

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:54

One organism, one vote.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:54

Book: "The destination's not important.  How you get there's the worthier
part."
                --Episode #1, "Serenity"

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:54

Magic is always the best solution -- especially reliable magic.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:55

Our way is peace.
        -- Septimus, the Son Worshiper, "Bread and Circuses",
           stardate 4040.7.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:55

Failure to adjust for daylight savings time.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:55

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:55

Early to bed and early to rise and you'll be groggy when everyone else is
wide awake.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:55

Entropy requires no maintenance.
        -- Markoff Chaney

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:55

"If you are beginning to doubt what I am saying, you are
 probably hallucinating."
-- The Firesign Theatre, _Everything you know is Wrong_

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:55

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
        -- Lao Tsu

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:56

The most important service rendered by the press is that of educating
people to approach printed matter with distrust.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:56

Psychology.  Mind over matter.  Mind under matter?  It doesn't matter.
Never mind.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:56

With a gentleman I try to be a gentleman and a half, and with a fraud I
try to be a fraud and a half.
        -- Otto von Bismark

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:56

The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so
little to recommend it.
        -- Allan Sherman

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:56

Decaffeinated coffee?  Just Say No.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:56

QOTD:
    "In the shopping mall of the mind, he's in the toy department."

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