smoke weed everyday
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combust and inhale cannibinoids at least once every full Earth rotation
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Death is only a state of mind.
Only it doesn't leave you much time to think about anything else.
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First, I'm going to give you all the ANSWERS to today's test ... So
just plug in your SONY WALKMANS and relax!!
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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Can you MAIL a BEAN CAKE?
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2010-06-10 12:51
<kceee^> I hate users
<knghtbrd> you sound like a sysadmin already!
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You don't move to Edina, you achieve Edina.
-- Guindon
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Be careful when you bite into your hamburger.
-- Derek Bok
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When neither their poverty nor their honor is touched, the majority of men
live content.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli
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A commune is where people join together to share their lack of wealth.
-- R. Stallman
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Home on the Range was originally written in beef-flat.
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It's there as a sop to former Ada programmers. :-)
-- Larry Wall regarding 10_000_000 in <11556@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> ;
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The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output.
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2010-06-10 12:53
All the evidence concerning the universe has not yet been collected,
so there's still hope.
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All of the animals except man know that the principal business of life is
to enjoy it.
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A robin redbreast in a cage
Puts all Heaven in a rage.
-- Blake
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Putt's Law:
Technology is dominated by two types of people:
Those who understand what they do not manage.
Those who manage what they do not understand.
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Indifference will certainly be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?
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Maybe it's time to break that.
-- Larry Wall in <199710311718.JAA19082@wall.org> ;
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Love is never asking why?
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brokee, n:
Someone who buys stocks on the advice of a broker.
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2010-06-10 12:54
Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurence of the
improbable.
- H. L. Mencken
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"Boy, life takes a long time to live."
-- Steven Wright
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"The human brain is like an enormous fish -- it is flat and slimy and
has gills through which it can see."
-- Monty Python
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Do not seek death; death will find you. But seek the road which makes death
a fulfillment.
-- Dag Hammarskjold
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2010-06-10 12:54
One organism, one vote.
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Book: "The destination's not important. How you get there's the worthier
part."
--Episode #1, "Serenity"
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Magic is always the best solution -- especially reliable magic.
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2010-06-10 12:55
Our way is peace.
-- Septimus, the Son Worshiper, "Bread and Circuses",
stardate 4040.7.
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Failure to adjust for daylight savings time.
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The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
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2010-06-10 12:55
Early to bed and early to rise and you'll be groggy when everyone else is
wide awake.
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2010-06-10 12:55
Entropy requires no maintenance.
-- Markoff Chaney
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2010-06-10 12:55
"If you are beginning to doubt what I am saying, you are
probably hallucinating."
-- The Firesign Theatre, _Everything you know is Wrong_
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2010-06-10 12:55
A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
-- Lao Tsu
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2010-06-10 12:56
The most important service rendered by the press is that of educating
people to approach printed matter with distrust.
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2010-06-10 12:56
Psychology. Mind over matter. Mind under matter? It doesn't matter.
Never mind.
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2010-06-10 12:56
With a gentleman I try to be a gentleman and a half, and with a fraud I
try to be a fraud and a half.
-- Otto von Bismark
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2010-06-10 12:56
The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so
little to recommend it.
-- Allan Sherman
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2010-06-10 12:56
Decaffeinated coffee? Just Say No.
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QOTD:
"In the shopping mall of the mind, he's in the toy department."
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