smoke weed everyday
1
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 11:52
combust and inhale cannibinoids at least once every full Earth rotation
801
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:09
The reason they're called wisdom teeth is that the experience makes you wise.
802
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:10
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought her back.
803
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:10
You can't take damsel here now.
804
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:10
Never buy what you do not want because it is cheap; it will be dear to you.
805
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:10
Unfair animal names:
806
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:10
All hope abandon, ye who enter here!
807
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:10
If I'd known computer science was going to be like this, I'd never have
808
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:10
Maj. Bloodnok: Seagoon, you're a coward!
809
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:11
Perl 5 introduced everything else, including the ability to introduce199702252152.NAA28845@wall.org> ;
810
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:11
"It's not just a computer -- it's your ass."
811
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:11
HAL 9000: Dave. Put down those Windows disks, Dave. DAVE!
812
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:11
Next, upon a stool, we've a sight to make you drool.
813
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:11
When in doubt, use brute force.
814
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:11
He draweth out the thread of his verbosity finer than the staple of his
815
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:11
To err is human, to purr feline.
816
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:11
We don't need no education, we don't need no thought control.
817
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:11
You can't cheat the phone company.
818
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:12
A diplomat's life consists of three things: protocol, Geritol, and alcohol.
819
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:12
I fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamt that I was reading on,
820
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:12
$you = new YOU;
821
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:12
C++ is the best example of second-system effect since OS/360.
822
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:12
<Overfiend> lilo: well then, you are probably a responsible thinker.
823
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:12
"Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may work."
824
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:12
Vini, vidi, Linux!
825
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:13
vi needs to be upgraded to vii
826
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:13
He is now rising from affluence to poverty.
827
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:13
Chance is perhaps the work of God when He did not want to sign.
828
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:13
I fear explanations explanatory of things explained.
829
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:13
God shows his contempt for wealth by the kind of person he selects to
830
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:13
In order to get a loan you must first prove you don't need it.
831
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:13
The only difference between the saint and the sinner is that every saint
832
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:14
When a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his
833
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:14
"What if" is a trademark of Hewlett Packard, so stop using it in your
834
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:14
THEGODDESSOFTHENETHASTWISTINGFINGERSANDHERVOICEISLIKEAJAVELININTHENIGHTDUDE
835
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:14
"Absolutely nothing should be concluded from these figures except that
836
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:14
Your job is being a professor and researcher: That's one hell of a good excuse
837
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:14
When the sun shineth, make hay.
838
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:14
Do you guys know we just passed thru a BLACK HOLE in space?
839
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:14
Just because the message may never be received does not mean it is
840
Name:
Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:15
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