smoke weed everyday
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 11:52
combust and inhale cannibinoids at least once every full Earth rotation
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:02
As a goatherd learns his trade by goat, so a writer learns his trade by wrote.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:02
Life is like a tin of sardines.
We're, all of us, looking for the key.
-- Beyond the Fringe
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:02
It is Mr. Mellon's credo that $200,000,000 can do no wrong. Our
offense consists in doubting it.
-- Justice Robert H. Jackson
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:02
Borg nanites have infested the server
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:02
I am a jelly donut. I am a jelly donut.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:02
Where the system is concerned, you're not allowed to ask "Why?".
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:03
I will never lie to you.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:03
Life is the urge to ecstasy.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:03
The reason that every major university maintains a department of
mathematics is that it's cheaper than institutionalizing all those people.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:03
Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.
-- Alan Watts
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:03
A man gazing at the stars is proverbially at the mercy of the puddles
in the road.
-- Alexander Smith
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:03
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
[Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.]
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:03
Those who don't know, talk. Those who don't talk, know.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:04
All that glitters has a high refractive index.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:04
You should make a point of trying every experience once -- except
incest and folk-dancing.
-- A. Bax, "Farewell My Youth"
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:04
"People get annoyed when you try to debug them."
-- Larry Wall (Open Sources, 1999 O'Reilly and Associates)
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:04
Where do you want Bill Gates to go today?
-- From a Slashdot.org post
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:04
<Knghtbrd> I really don't want much at all... Just a kind word, an
attractive woman, and UNLIMITED BANDWIDTH!!
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:04
Don't remember what you can infer.
-- Harry Tennant
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:04
CPU needs recalibration
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:04
The algorithm for finding the longest path in a graph is NP-complete.
For you systems people, that means it's *real slow*.
-- Bart Miller
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:05
In 1914, the first crossword puzzle was printed in a newspaper. The
creator received $4000 down ... and $3000 across.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:05
No people are all bad, just as none are all good.
Tecumseh, (Shawnee) to his nephew Spemica Lawba 1790
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:05
Felson's Law:
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from
many is research.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:05
<james> abuse me. I'm so lame I sent a bug report to debian-devel-changes
-- Seen on #Debian
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:05
Mal: "Well, you were right about this being a bad idea."
Zoe: "Thanks for sayin', sir."
--Episode #1, "Serenity"
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:05
Ionisation from the air-conditioning
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:05
The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This
means that only left handed people are in their right mind.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:06
Q: Why is it that Mexico isn't sending anyone to the '84 summer games?
A: Anyone in Mexico who can run, swim or jump is already in LA.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:06
You'll feel much better once you've given up hope.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:06
Q: What is purple and commutes?
A: An Abelian grape.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:06
Charm is a way of getting the answer "Yes" -- without having asked any
clear question.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:06
He is the MELBA-BEING ... the ANGEL CAKE ... XEROX him ... XEROX him --
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:06
knghtbrd: there may be no spoon, but can you spot the vulnerability in
eye_render_shiny_object.c?
-- rcw
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:06
Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the processing.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:07
Why do we have two eyes? To watch 3-D movies with.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:07
He asked me if I knew what time it was -- I said yes, but not right now.
-- Steven Wright
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:07
UNIX was half a billion (500000000) seconds old on
Tue Nov 5 00:53:20 1985 GMT (measuring since the time(2) epoch).
-- Andy Tannenbaum
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:07
<kira> is a surgical war where you go give the foreign troops nose jobs?
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:07
There's coffee in that nebula!
-- Capt. Kathryn Janeway, Star Trek: Voyager, "The Cloud"
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