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smoke weed everyday

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 11:52

combust and inhale cannibinoids at least once every full Earth rotation

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:12

enhance, v.:
    To tamper with an image, usually to its detriment.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:13

When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life.
        -- Samuel Johnson

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:13

Well, Jim, I'm not much of an actor either.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:13

Remember:  Silly is a state of Mind, Stupid is a way of Life.
-- Dave Butler

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:13

"Yes, and I feel bad about rendering their useless carci into dogfood..."
-- Badger comics

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:13

Not everything worth doing is worth doing well.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:13

Progress was all right.  Only it went on too long.
        -- James Thurber

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:13

Free your software, and your ass will follow 

   -- Laurent Szyster

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:14

You will never amount to much.
        -- Munich Schoolmaster, to Albert Einstein, age 10

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:14

Do what comes naturally.  Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:14

COMPASS [for the CDC-6000 series] is the sort of assembler one expects from
a corporation whose president codes in octal.
        -- J.N. Gray

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:14

"Text processing has made it possible to right-justify any idea, even
one which cannot be justified on any other grounds."
        -- J. Finnegan, USC.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:14

What is it about so many mail system authors and lacking sense of humour.

    - Alan Cox on linux-kernel

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:14

<stu> you should be afraid to use KDE because RMS might come to your
      house and cleave your monitor with an axe or something :)

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:14

The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better
people, and don't come in clearly enough.
        -- Bill Maher

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:15

*** Topic for #redhat:  ReDHaT is the answer to all your problems. It
    could be the start too!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:15

We have nowhere else to go... this is all we have.
        -- Margaret Mead

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:15

Mal: (to Simon) "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin' folk is near
miraculous."

Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud."
                --Episode #5, "Safe"

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:15

"Rusty? Help me out, and I won't ever call "netfilter" a heap of stinking
 dung again. Do we have a deal?"

    - Linus

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:15

All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:15

The keyboard isn't plugged in

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:15

YOW!!  Up ahead!  It's a DONUT HUT!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:15

Remember: the biggest mistake to do is to overdesign. The road to hell is
paved with good intentions.

    - Linus on linux-kernel

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:16

Individualists unite!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:16

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if
I had any firearms with me.  I said, "Well, what do you need?"
        -- Steven Wright

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:16

There's something different about us -- different from people of Europe,
Africa, Asia ... a deep and abiding belief in the Easter Bunny.
        -- G. Gordon Liddy

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:16

The wages of sin are unreported.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:16

My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
        -- Groucho Marx

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:16

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the double lock will keep;
May no brick through the window break,
And, no one rob me till I awake.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:16

That function is not currently supported, but Bill Gates assures us it will be featured in the next upgrade.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:17

"If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do:  Pour a little
 Lavoris in the toilet."
-- Comedian Jay Leno

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:17

I want another RE-WRITE on my CEASAR SALAD!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:17

Everywhere I look I see NEGATIVITY and ASPHALT ...

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:17

The static electricity routing is acting up...

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:17

Error in operator: add beer

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:17

Many people resent being treated like the person they really are.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:17

Another Armenia, Belgium ... the weak innocents who always seem to be
located on a natural invasion route.
        -- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy", stardate 3198.4

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:18

I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it! Can't prove anything!
                -- Bart Simpson

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:18

"We learn from history that we learn nothing from history."
-- George Bernard Shaw

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:18

Most people will listen to your unreasonable demands, if you'll consider
their unacceptable offer.
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