smoke weed everyday
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combust and inhale cannibinoids at least once every full Earth rotation
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Bloom's Seventh Law of Litigation:
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"If it's not loud, it doesn't work!"
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Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:30
MY income is ALL disposable!
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Chance is perhaps the work of God when He did not want to sign.
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On a clear disk you can seek forever.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:31
Windows 95 undocumented "feature"
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:31
Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success.
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I know it all. I just can't remember it all at once.
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Reactor error - core dumped!
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:31
I have seen the Great Pretender and he is not what he seems.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:31
No man is an island if he's on at least one mailing list.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:31
The easiest way to figure the cost of living is to take your income and
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:32
If you drink, don't park. Accidents make people.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:32
"Whom are you?" said he, for he had been to night school.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:32
I have an existential map. It has "You are here" written all over it.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:32
If you don't have a nasty obituary you probably didn't matter.
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Expert, n.:
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Save yourself! Reboot in 5 seconds!
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"That which 'comes and goes' is like a river that flows and splashes indiscriminately,
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:32
QOTD:
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Think of it! With VLSI we can pack 100 ENIACs in 1 sq. cm.!
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There ain't nothin' in this world that's worth being a snot over.1992Aug19.041614.6963@netlabs.com> ;
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"I'm a bastard, and proud of it !"
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:33
You get along very well with everyone except animals and people.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:33
The only other people who might benefit from Linux8086 would be owners
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:33
<tigah_-> i have 4gb for /tmp
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:33
* Knghtbrd notes he has mashed potatoes for brains tonight
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Conversation, n.:
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I have always noticed that whenever a radical takes to Imperialism,
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:34
It is so stupid of modern civilisation to have given up believing in the
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:34
All language designers are arrogant. Goes with the territory... :-)1991Jul13.010945.19157@netlabs.com
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:34
Book: "Captain, do you mind if I say grace?"
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:34
your keyboard's space bar is generating spurious keycodes.
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The kind of danger people most enjoy is the kind they can watch from
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:34
* dpkg ponders: 'C++' should have been called 'D'
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:34
I am two with nature.
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Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:34
Everything will be just tickety-boo today.
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"No, no, I don't mind being called the smartest man in the world. I just wish
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It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been
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