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smoke weed everyday

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 11:52

combust and inhale cannibinoids at least once every full Earth rotation

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:15

Recursion n.:
    See Recursion.
        -- Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:15

Q:    How was Thomas J. Watson buried?
A:    9 edge down.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:15

"There is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress."
-- Mark Twain

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:15

Human resources are human first, and resources second.
        -- J. Garbers

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:15

Think twice before speaking, but don't say "think think click click".

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:15

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes.  They had little pictures of cats
on them.  Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.
        -- Steven Wright

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:15

Each honest calling, each walk of life, has its own elite, its own aristocracy
based on excellence of performance.  -- James Bryant Conant

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:16

"If that makes any sense to you, you have a big problem."
        -- C. Durance, Computer Science 234

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:16

>>800  
What about my gay?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:16

Dinner suggestion #302 (Hacker's De-lite):
    1 tin imported Brisling sardines in tomato sauce
    1 pouch Chocolate Malt Carnation Instant Breakfast
    1 carton milk

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:16

The only real advantage to punk music is that nobody can whistle it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:16

Mal: "We may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode."

Jayne (whining): "Explode?  I don't wanna explode!"
                --"Serenity"

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:16

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
        -- Salvor Hardin

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:16

consultant, n.:
    Someone who knowns 101 ways to make love, but can't get a date.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:16

Words are the voice of the heart.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:17

By golly, I'm beginning to think Linux really *is* the best thing since
sliced bread.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:17

May you live in uninteresting times.
        -- Chinese proverb

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:17

It's not reality or how you perceive things that's important -- it's
what you're taking for it...

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:17

How many Bavarian Illuminati does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three: one to screw it in, and one to confuse the issue.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:17

Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.
        -- Frank Moore Colby

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:17

I think...  I think it's in my basement... Let me go upstairs and check.
        -- Escher

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:17

If A = B and B = C, then A = C, except where void or prohibited by law.
        -- Roy Santoro

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:18

    "Are you sure you're not an encyclopedia salesman?"
    No, Ma'am.  Just a burglar, come to ransack the flat."
        -- Monty Python

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:18

"Bureaucracy is the enemy of innovation."
-- Mark Shepherd, former President and CEO of Texas Instruments

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:18

This is nice. A fortune thread for those who don't wish to waste precious cycles on generating their own fortunes.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:18

It's a brave man who, when things are at their darkest, can kick back and party!
        -- Dennis Quaid, "Inner Space"

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:18

If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.
        -- Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:18

"The road to hell is paved with melting snowballs."
             -- Larry Wall in  <1992Jul2.222039.26476@netlabs.com>;

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:18

"Microsoft is the epitome of innovation and product quality."

   -- This testimonial paid for by Microsoft.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:18

"The lesser of two evils -- is evil."
-- Seymour (Sy) Leon

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:19

CD-ROM server needs recalibration

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:19

Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:19

No two persons ever read the same book.
        -- Edmund Wilson

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:19

  Evil isn't all bad.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:19

Neurotics build castles in the sky,
Psychotics live in them,
And psychiatrists collect the rent.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:19

love, n.:
    When you don't want someone too close--because you're very sensitive
    to pleasure.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:19

Culture is the habit of being pleased with the best and knowing why.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:19

If you teach your children to like computers and to know how to gamble
then they'll always be interested in something and won't come to no real harm.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:20

It is up to us to produce better-quality movies.
    -- Lloyd Kaufman, producer of "Stuff Stephanie in the Incinerator"

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:20

  The scene is dull. Tell him to put more life into his dying.
  -Samuel Goldwyn

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