smoke weed everyday
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 11:52
combust and inhale cannibinoids at least once every full Earth rotation
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:15
Recursion n.:
See Recursion.
-- Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:15
Q: How was Thomas J. Watson buried?
A: 9 edge down.
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:15
"There is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress."
-- Mark Twain
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:15
Human resources are human first, and resources second.
-- J. Garbers
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:15
Think twice before speaking, but don't say "think think click click".
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:15
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats
on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.
-- Steven Wright
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:15
Each honest calling, each walk of life, has its own elite, its own aristocracy
based on excellence of performance. -- James Bryant Conant
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:16
"If that makes any sense to you, you have a big problem."
-- C. Durance, Computer Science 234
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:16
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:16
Dinner suggestion #302 (Hacker's De-lite):
1 tin imported Brisling sardines in tomato sauce
1 pouch Chocolate Malt Carnation Instant Breakfast
1 carton milk
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:16
The only real advantage to punk music is that nobody can whistle it.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:16
Mal: "We may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode."
Jayne (whining): "Explode? I don't wanna explode!"
--"Serenity"
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Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:16
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
-- Salvor Hardin
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:16
consultant, n.:
Someone who knowns 101 ways to make love, but can't get a date.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:16
Words are the voice of the heart.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:17
By golly, I'm beginning to think Linux really *is* the best thing since
sliced bread.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:17
May you live in uninteresting times.
-- Chinese proverb
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:17
It's not reality or how you perceive things that's important -- it's
what you're taking for it...
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:17
How many Bavarian Illuminati does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three: one to screw it in, and one to confuse the issue.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:17
Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.
-- Frank Moore Colby
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:17
I think... I think it's in my basement... Let me go upstairs and check.
-- Escher
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:17
If A = B and B = C, then A = C, except where void or prohibited by law.
-- Roy Santoro
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:18
"Are you sure you're not an encyclopedia salesman?"
No, Ma'am. Just a burglar, come to ransack the flat."
-- Monty Python
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:18
"Bureaucracy is the enemy of innovation."
-- Mark Shepherd, former President and CEO of Texas Instruments
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:18
This is nice. A fortune thread for those who don't wish to waste precious cycles on generating their own fortunes.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:18
It's a brave man who, when things are at their darkest, can kick back and party!
-- Dennis Quaid, "Inner Space"
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:18
If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.
-- Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:18
"The road to hell is paved with melting snowballs."
-- Larry Wall in <1992Jul2.222039.26476@netlabs.com>;
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:18
"Microsoft is the epitome of innovation and product quality."
-- This testimonial paid for by Microsoft.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:18
"The lesser of two evils -- is evil."
-- Seymour (Sy) Leon
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:19
CD-ROM server needs recalibration
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:19
Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:19
No two persons ever read the same book.
-- Edmund Wilson
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:19
Evil isn't all bad.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:19
Neurotics build castles in the sky,
Psychotics live in them,
And psychiatrists collect the rent.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:19
love, n.:
When you don't want someone too close--because you're very sensitive
to pleasure.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:19
Culture is the habit of being pleased with the best and knowing why.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:19
If you teach your children to like computers and to know how to gamble
then they'll always be interested in something and won't come to no real harm.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:20
It is up to us to produce better-quality movies.
-- Lloyd Kaufman, producer of "Stuff Stephanie in the Incinerator"
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:20
The scene is dull. Tell him to put more life into his dying.
-Samuel Goldwyn
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