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smoke weed everyday

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 11:52

combust and inhale cannibinoids at least once every full Earth rotation

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:25

Life does not begin at the moment of conception or the moment of birth.
It begins when the kids leave home and the dog dies.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:25

Q:    How does a hacker fix a function which
    doesn't work for all of the elements in its domain?
A:    He changes the domain.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:25

Keep it short for pithy sake.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:26

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
        -- Aldous Huxley

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:26

You can't erase a dream, you can only wake me up.
        -- Peter Frampton

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:26

bampu

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:26

Newton's Little-Known Seventh Law:
    A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:26

Revolution, n.:
    In politics, an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment.
        -- Ambrose Bierce

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:26

An ambassador is an honest man sent abroad to lie and intrigue for the
benefit of his country.
        -- Sir Henry Wotton, 1568-1639

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:26

I want to reach your mind -- where is it currently located?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:26

We come to bury DOS, not to praise it.
    -- Paul Vojta, vojta@math.berkeley.edu

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:26

Immature artists imitate, mature artists steal.
        -- Lionel Trilling

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:27

Let's say the docs present a simplified view of reality...    :-)
             -- Larry Wall in  <6940@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV>;

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:27

Blue paint today.
        [Funny to Jack Slingwine, Guy Harris and Hal Pierson.  Ed.]

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:27

Dying is a very dull, dreary affair.  My advice to you is to have
nothing whatever to do with it.
        -- W. Somerset Maughm, his last words

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:27

"I am ready to meet my Maker.  Whether my Maker is prepared for the
great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
        -- Winston Churchill

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:27

Due to lack of disk space, this fortune database has been discontinued.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:27

I hear the sound that the machines make, and feel my heart break, just
for a moment.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:27

Interference between the keyboard and the chair.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:27

    Two brothers, Mort and Bill, like to sail.  While Bill has a great
deal of experience, he certainly isn't the rigger Mort is.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:28

Immanuel Kant but Kubla Khan.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:28

He who laughs last -- missed the punch line.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:28

River: "I can't shut them up, they're all made up of rage..."
                --"Serenity"

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:28

Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not
advice, it is merely custom.
        -- Mark Twain

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:28

    "Have you lived here all your life?"
    "Oh, twice that long."

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:28

>Ever heard of .cshrc?
That's a city in Bosnia.  Right?
(Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc on the intuitiveness of commands.)

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:28

    "You've got to think about tomorrow!"
    "TOMORROW!  I haven't even prepared for *_________yesterday* yet!"

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:28

Am I in GRADUATE SCHOOL yet?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:29

Labor, n.:
    One of the processes by which A acquires property for B.
        -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:29

War isn't a good life, but it's life.
        -- Kirk, "A Private Little War", stardate 4211.8

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:29

Respect is a rational process
        -- McCoy, "The Galileo Seven", stardate 2822.3

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:29

The plot was designed in a light vein that somehow became varicose.
        -- David Lardner

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:29

Most people eat as though they were fattening themselves for market.
        -- E.W. Howe

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:29

Mickey Mouse wears a Spiro Agnew watch.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:29

Mal: "Shouldn't have been you - they shoulda hit us."

Book: "That crossed my mind..."
                --"Serenity"

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:30

No rock so hard but that a little wave
May beat admission in a thousand years.
        -- Tennyson

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:30

"If that makes any sense to you, you have a big problem."
        -- C. Durance, Computer Science 234

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:30

Given a choice between grief and nothing, I'd choose grief.
        -- William Faulkner

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:30

briefcase, n:
    A trial where the jury gets together and forms a lynching party.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:30

We have lingered long enough on the shores of the Cosmic Ocean.
        -- Carl Sagan

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