smoke weed everyday
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 11:52
combust and inhale cannibinoids at least once every full Earth rotation
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:25
Life does not begin at the moment of conception or the moment of birth.
It begins when the kids leave home and the dog dies.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:25
Q: How does a hacker fix a function which
doesn't work for all of the elements in its domain?
A: He changes the domain.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:25
Keep it short for pithy sake.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:26
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:26
You can't erase a dream, you can only wake me up.
-- Peter Frampton
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:26
bampu
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:26
Newton's Little-Known Seventh Law:
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:26
Revolution, n.:
In politics, an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment.
-- Ambrose Bierce
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:26
An ambassador is an honest man sent abroad to lie and intrigue for the
benefit of his country.
-- Sir Henry Wotton, 1568-1639
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:26
I want to reach your mind -- where is it currently located?
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:26
We come to bury DOS, not to praise it.
-- Paul Vojta, vojta@math.berkeley.edu
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:26
Immature artists imitate, mature artists steal.
-- Lionel Trilling
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:27
Let's say the docs present a simplified view of reality... :-)
-- Larry Wall in <6940@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV>;
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:27
Blue paint today.
[Funny to Jack Slingwine, Guy Harris and Hal Pierson. Ed.]
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:27
Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. My advice to you is to have
nothing whatever to do with it.
-- W. Somerset Maughm, his last words
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:27
"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the
great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
-- Winston Churchill
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:27
Due to lack of disk space, this fortune database has been discontinued.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:27
I hear the sound that the machines make, and feel my heart break, just
for a moment.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:27
Interference between the keyboard and the chair.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:27
Two brothers, Mort and Bill, like to sail. While Bill has a great
deal of experience, he certainly isn't the rigger Mort is.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:28
Immanuel Kant but Kubla Khan.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:28
He who laughs last -- missed the punch line.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:28
River: "I can't shut them up, they're all made up of rage..."
--"Serenity"
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:28
Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not
advice, it is merely custom.
-- Mark Twain
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:28
"Have you lived here all your life?"
"Oh, twice that long."
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:28
>Ever heard of .cshrc?
That's a city in Bosnia. Right?
(Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc on the intuitiveness of commands.)
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:28
"You've got to think about tomorrow!"
"TOMORROW! I haven't even prepared for *_________yesterday* yet!"
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:28
Am I in GRADUATE SCHOOL yet?
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:29
Labor, n.:
One of the processes by which A acquires property for B.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:29
War isn't a good life, but it's life.
-- Kirk, "A Private Little War", stardate 4211.8
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:29
Respect is a rational process
-- McCoy, "The Galileo Seven", stardate 2822.3
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:29
The plot was designed in a light vein that somehow became varicose.
-- David Lardner
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:29
Most people eat as though they were fattening themselves for market.
-- E.W. Howe
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:29
Mickey Mouse wears a Spiro Agnew watch.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:29
Mal: "Shouldn't have been you - they shoulda hit us."
Book: "That crossed my mind..."
--"Serenity"
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:30
No rock so hard but that a little wave
May beat admission in a thousand years.
-- Tennyson
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:30
"If that makes any sense to you, you have a big problem."
-- C. Durance, Computer Science 234
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:30
Given a choice between grief and nothing, I'd choose grief.
-- William Faulkner
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:30
briefcase, n:
A trial where the jury gets together and forms a lynching party.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:30
We have lingered long enough on the shores of the Cosmic Ocean.
-- Carl Sagan
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