smoke weed everyday
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 11:52
combust and inhale cannibinoids at least once every full Earth rotation
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:23
Cinemuck, n.:
The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which
covers the floors of movie theaters.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:23
Larkinson's Law:
All laws are basically false.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:24
While there's life, there's hope.
-- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence)
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:24
I'm not laughing with you, I'm laughing at you.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:24
For your penance, say five Hail Marys and one loud BLAH!
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:24
"Nuclear war can ruin your whole compile."
-- Karl Lehenbauer
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:24
We could be way simpler if we didn't try to be so flexible.
- Andrew Grover, ACPI maintainer on Linux-power.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:24
There is always someone worse off than yourself.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:24
Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be
sorry.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:24
Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done.
-- James J. Ling
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:25
Only that in you which is me can hear what I'm saying.
-- Baba Ram Dass
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:25
Garbage In, Gospel Out
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:25
The ring needs another token
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:25
Hoffer's Discovery:
The grand act of a dying institution is to issue a newly
revised, enlarged edition of the policies and procedures manual.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:25
That was ``fortune'' quality!
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:25
If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:25
Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper.
-- Francis Bacon
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:25
General notions are generally wrong.
-- Lady M.W. Montagu
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:26
Entropy requires no maintenance.
-- Markoff Chaney
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:26
In the future, you're going to get computers as prizes in breakfast cereals.
You'll throw them out because your house will be littered with them.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:26
* * * * * THIS TERMINAL IS IN USE * * * * *
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:26
I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write
faster than anybody who can write better.
-- A.J. Liebling
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:26
We are all born mad. Some remain so.
-- Samuel Beckett
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:26
The hardest thing is to disguise your feelings when you put a lot of
relatives on the train for home.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:26
Why are there always boycotts? Shouldn't there be girlcotts too?
-- argon on #Linux
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:26
Retirement means that when someone says "Have a nice day", you
actually have a shot at it.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:26
Programmers used to batch environments may find it hard to live without
giant listings; we would find it hard to use them.
-- D.M. Ritchie
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:27
semper en excretus
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:27
Windows isn't CrippleWare -- it's "Functionally Challenged".
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:27
I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:27
We are not a clone.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:27
To criticize the incompetent is easy; it is more difficult to criticize
the competent.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:27
I'm a soldier, not a diplomat. I can only tell the truth.
-- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy", stardate 3198.9
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:27
Confidant, confidante, n:
One entrusted by A with the secrets of B, confided to himself by C.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:28
Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:28
Neutrinos have bad breadth.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:28
Lunatic Asylum, n.:
The place where optimism most flourishes.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:28
In love, she who gives her portrait promises the original.
-- Bruton
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:28
"Never ascribe to malice that which is caused by greed and ignorance."
-- Cal Keegan
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:28
You will live a long, healthy, happy life and make bags of money.
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