smoke weed everyday
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 11:52
combust and inhale cannibinoids at least once every full Earth rotation
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:07
miracle: an extremely outstanding or unusual event, thing, or accomplishment.
-- Webster's Dictionary
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:07
Hear about the Californian terrorist that tried to blow up a bus?
Burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:07
Never trust an operating system you don't have sources for.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:08
Network failure - call NBC
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:08
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:08
Sand fleas eating the Internet cables
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:08
"I am getting pretty good at running diff and patch now"
- Jeff Merkey
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:08
BYTE editors are people who separate the wheat from the chaff, and then
carefully print the chaff.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:08
snafu = Situation Normal All F%$*ed up
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:08
War doesn't prove who's right, just who's left.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:09
Isn't this my STOP?!
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:09
The meek will inherit the earth -- if that's OK with you.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:09
guru, n:
A computer owner who can read the manual.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:09
wrong polarity of neutron flow
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:09
Nature makes boys and girls lovely to look upon so they can be
tolerated until they acquire some sense.
-- William Phelps
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:09
We are not anticipating any emergencies.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:09
Well we could simplify it further by putting all configuration options under
a single menu called "things".
- Alan Cox on linux-kernel
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:09
You seek to shield those you love and you like the role of the provider.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:10
If God had a beard, he'd be a UNIX programmer.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:10
I use technology in order to hate it more properly.
-- Nam June Paik
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:10
To understand a program you must become both the machine and the program.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:10
A plucked goose doesn't lay golden eggs.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:10
"In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the
universe."
-- Carl Sagan, Cosmos
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:10
The trouble with superheros is what to do between phone booths.
-- Ken Kesey
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:10
Be incomprehensible. If they can't understand, they can't disagree.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:10
Harriet's Dining Observation:
In every restaurant, the hardness of the butter pats
increases in direct proportion to the softness of the bread.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:11
One of the signs of Napoleon's greatness is the fact that he once had a
publisher shot.
-- Siegfried Unseld
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:11
"Mind if I smoke?"
"I don't care if you burst into flames and die!"
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:11
A kiss is a course of procedure, cunningly devised, for the mutual
stoppage of speech at a moment when words are superfluous.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:11
10.0 times 0.1 is hardly ever 1.0.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:11
If dolphins are so smart, why did Flipper work for television?
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:11
"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away".
-- Philip K. Dick
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:11
<edLin> LWE?
<edLin> Linux W?? E??
<seeS> will eatyou
<JHM> World Expo?
<edLin> i see
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:12
That's life.
What's life?
A magazine.
How much does it cost?
Two-fifty.
I only have a dollar.
That's life.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:12
Fatal Error: Found MS-Windows System -> Repartitioning Disk for Linux...
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:12
Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:12
There but for the grace of God, goes God.
-- Winston Churchill, speaking of Sir Stafford Cripps.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:12
Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.
-- Voltaire
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:12
"Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good,
you'll have to ram them down people's throats."
-- Howard Aiken
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:12
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
-- R. Heinlein
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