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smoke weed everyday

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 11:52

combust and inhale cannibinoids at least once every full Earth rotation

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:04

Moon, n.:
    1. A celestial object whose phase is very important to hackers.  See
    PHASE OF THE MOON.  2. Dave Moon (MOON@MC).

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:04

The mome rath isn't born that could outgrabe me.
        -- Nicol Williamson

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:04

Pardon me, but do you know what it means to be TRULY ONE with your BOOTH!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:04

I thought there was something fishy about the butler.  Probably a Pisces,
working for scale.
        -- Firesign Theatre, "The Further Adventures of Nick Danger"

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:05

Q: What do Bill Gates and Bill Clinton have in common?
A: Their ratings climb whenever they do something unethical.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:05

Not to laugh, not to lament, not to curse, but to understand.
        -- Spinoza

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:05

Going the speed of light is bad for your age.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:05

Alas, how love can trifle with itself!
        -- William Shakespeare, "The Two Gentlemen of Verona"

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:05

QOTD:
    "Lack of planning on your part doesn't consitute an emergency
    on my part."

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:05

Jayne: "Can't be a statue of me.  No reason for it.  Flies in the
face of every kind of sense."

Mal: "Won't argue with that."
                --Episode #7, "Jaynestown"

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:06

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices
that the system works.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:06

Computers are useless.  They can only give you answers.
    -- Pablo Picasso

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:06

Bedfellows make strange politicians.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:06

Today is a good day to bribe a high-ranking public official.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:06

Why is the alphabet in that order?  Is it because of that song?
        -- Steven Wright

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:06

All's well that ends.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:06

Term, holidays, term, holidays, till we leave school, and then work, work,
work till we die.
        -- C.S. Lewis

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:07

"OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard."
        -- Dr. Joy

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:07

Ignorance must certainly be bliss or there wouldn't be so many people
so resolutely pursuing it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:07

That money talks,
I'll not deny,
I heard it once,
It said "Good-bye.
        -- Richard Armour

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:07

The state law of Pennsylvania prohibits singing in the bathtub.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:07

When you're dining out and you suspect something's wrong, you're probably right.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:07

When the ax entered the forest, the trees said, "The handle is one of us!"
        -- Turkish proverb

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:07

Edwin Meese made me wear CORDOVANS!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:07

In a five year period we can get one superb programming language.  Only
we can't control when the five year period will begin.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:08

I am firm.  You are obstinate.  He is a pig-headed fool.
        -- Katharine Whitehorn

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:08

It's not the valleys in life I dread so much as the dips.
        -- Garfield

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:08

You will be attacked by a beast who has the body of a wolf, the tail of
a lion, and the face of Donald Duck.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:08

"I'm willing to sacrifice anything for this cause, even other people's lives."

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:08

APL is a write-only language.  I can write programs in APL, but I can't
read any of them.
        -- Roy Keir

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:08

<zarkov> "NT 5.0.  All the bugs and ten times the code size!"

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:08

A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.
        -- Gore Vidal

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:09

"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time."
        -- Steven Wright

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:09

Telecommunications is upgrading.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:09

>>789
That's not very nice! In fact that makes you a murderer! Like an Israelite!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:09

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lampposts -- for support
rather than illumination.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:09

If only God would give me some clear sign!  Like making a large deposit
in my name at a Swiss Bank.
- Woody Allen

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:09

Indomitable in retreat; invincible in advance; insufferable in victory.
        -- Winston Churchill, on General Montgomery

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:09

<KnaraKat> DalNet is like the special olympics of IRC.  There's a lot of
           drooling goin' on and everyone is a 'winner'.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:09

>>739
Your gay
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