smoke weed everyday
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 11:52
combust and inhale cannibinoids at least once every full Earth rotation
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:20
The cost of living is going up, and the chance of living is going down.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:20
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:20
Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know who wrote the
book or even what book.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:20
A method of solution is perfect if we can forsee from the start,
and even prove, that following that method we shall attain our aim.
-- Leibnitz
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:20
User hostile.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:20
That means I'll have to use $ans to suppress newlines now.
Life is ridiculous.
-- Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distribution
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:21
Coincidences are spiritual puns.
-- G.K. Chesterton
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:21
popper unable to process jumbo kernel
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:21
I hope you millionaires are having fun! I just invested half your life
savings in yeast!!
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:21
Message from Our Sponsor on ttyTV at 13:58 ...
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:21
Politics makes strange bedfellows, and journalism makes strange politics.
-- Amy Gorin
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:21
I have seen the Great Pretender and he is not what he seems.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:21
Only great masters of style can succeed in being obtuse.
-- Oscar Wilde
Most UNIX programmers are great masters of style.
-- The Unnamed Usenetter
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:21
Once you've seen one nuclear war, you've seen them all.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:22
In the war of wits, he's unarmed.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:22
If you don't strike oil in twenty minutes, stop boring.
-- Andrew Carnegie, on public speaking
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:22
To be who one is, is not to be someone else.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:22
System going down in 5 minutes.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:22
What's a cult? It just means not enough people to make a minority.
-- Robert Altman
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:22
He that is giddy thinks the world turns round.
-- William Shakespeare, "The Taming of the Shrew"
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:22
Accident, n.:
A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of
body is better.
-- Foolish Dictionary
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:23
Most people want either less corruption or more of a chance to
participate in it.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:23
It may be bad manners to talk with your mouth full, but it isn't too
good either if you speak when your head is empty.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:23
In this vale
Of toil and sin
Your head grows bald
But not your chin.
-- Burma Shave
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:23
Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- Terry Pratchett, "The Light Fantastic"
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:23
If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use
in reading it at all.
-- Oscar Wilde
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:23
If voting could change the system, it would be illegal. If not voting
could change the system, it would be illegal.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:23
Gumperson's Law:
The probability of a given event occurring is inversely
proportional to its desirability.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:24
It's not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.
-- Phil White
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:24
I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to
any question.
-- Spock, "This Side of Paradise", stardate 3417.3
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:24
World War Three can be averted by adherence to a strictly enforced dress code!
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:24
Humpty Dumpty was pushed.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:24
I'd rather just believe that it's done by little elves running around.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:24
Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.
- Voltaire
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:24
"Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with
the ideal never goes unpunished."
-- Goethe
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:24
Ever wonder if taxation without representation might have been cheaper?
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:25
Real Time, adj.:
Here and now, as opposed to fake time, which only occurs there and then.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:25
sugar daddy, n.:
A man who can afford to raise cain.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:25
Where do you want Bill Gates to go today?
-- From a Slashdot.org post
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:25
In space, no one can hear you fart.
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