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smoke weed everyday

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 11:52

combust and inhale cannibinoids at least once every full Earth rotation

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:40

What does not destroy me, makes me stronger.
        -- Nietzsche

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:40

    Why are you doing this to me?
    Because knowledge is torture, and there must be awareness before
there is change.
        -- Jim Starlin, "Captain Marvel", #29

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:40

If you don't drink it, someone else will.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:40

Asynchronous inputs are at the root of our race problems.
        -- D. Winker and F. Prosser

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:40

Can't open /usr/share/games/fortunes/fortunes.dat.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:41

Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
        -- Albert Einstein

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:41

Just about every computer on the market today runs Unix, except the Mac
(and nobody cares about it).
        -- Bill Joy 6/21/85

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:41

Let us be charitable, and call it a misleading feature  :-)
             -- Larry Wall in <2609@jato.Jpl.Nasa.Gov>;

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:41

"Oh no, not again."

- A bowl of petunias on it's way to certain death.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:41

Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
        -- Mark Twain

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:41

Burnt Sienna.  That's the best thing that ever happened to Crayolas.
        -- Ken Weaver

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:41

I'm going to raise an issue and stick it in your ear.
        -- John Foreman

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:42

    "What terrible way to die."
    "There are no good ways."
        -- Sulu and Kirk, "That Which Survives", stardate unknown

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:42

UNIX was half a billion (500000000) seconds old on
Tue Nov  5 00:53:20 1985 GMT (measuring since the time(2) epoch).
        -- Andy Tannenbaum

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:42

You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred.
        -- Superchicken

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:42

How about some patent on "(a+b)^2 == a^2 + 2ab + b^2"?  Choose free software!

   -- Laurent Szyster

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:42

Get it up, keep it up... LINUX: Viagra for the PC.

   -- Chris Abbey

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:42

Never tell people how to do things.  Tell them WHAT to do and they will
surprise you with their ingenuity.
        -- Gen. George S. Patton, Jr.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:42

Inara: "This is pointless, you know."

Early: "200,000 seems fairly pointed to me."
                --Episode #14, "Objects in Space"

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:43

<doogie> there is one bad thing about having a cell phone.
<doogie> I can be reached at any time. :|
<wmono> that's why I leave mine off at all times. ;>

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:43

Function reject.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:43

Hailing frequencies open, Captain.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:43

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:43

Yow!  Am I in Milwaukee?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:43

<Knghtbrd> Trust us, we know what we're doing...  We may have no idea HOW
           we're doing it, but we know WHAT we're doing.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:43

Look ere ye leap.
        -- John Heywood

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:43

Error in operator: add beer

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:44

The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:44

Insanity is the final defense ... It's hard to get a refund when the
salesman is sniffing your crotch and baying at the moon.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:44

Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:44

"Computers may be stupid, but they're always obedient. Well, almost always."

  -- Larry Wall (Open Sources, 1999 O'Reilly and Associates)

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:44

Without ice cream life and fame are meaningless.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:44

I *____knew* I had some reason for not logging you off... If I could just
remember what it was.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:44

Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:44

Delta: We never make the same mistake three times.   -- David Letterman

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:45

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:45

Wishing without work is like fishing without bait.
        -- Frank Tyger

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:45

Give them RADAR-GUIDED SKEE-BALL LANES and VELVEETA BURRITOS!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:45

Famous quotations:
    " "
        -- Charlie Chaplin

    " "
        -- Harpo Marx

    " "
        -- Marcel Marceau

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:45

Quantum Mechanics is a lovely introduction to Hilbert Spaces!
        -- Overheard at last year's Archimedeans' Garden Party

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