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smoke weed everyday

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 11:52

combust and inhale cannibinoids at least once every full Earth rotation

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:59

Quick!!  Act as if nothing has happened!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:59

There is never time to do it right, but always time to do it over.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:59

The two most beautiful words in the English language are "Cheque Enclosed."
        -- Dorothy Parker

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:59

I don't know if it's what you want, but it's what you get.  :-)
             -- Larry Wall in <10502@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV>;

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:59

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
        -- Bob Hope

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:59

You will overcome the attacks of jealous associates.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:59

"OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard."
        -- Dr. Joy

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:00

MSDOS didn't get as bad as it is overnight -- it took over ten years
of careful development.
    -- dmeggins@aix1.uottawa.ca

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:00

This is a scsi driver, scraes the shit out of me, therefore I tapdanced
and wrote a unix clone around it (C) by linus
    -- Somewhere in the kernel tree

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:00

:  - cut in regexps

I don't think we reached consensus on that.  We're still backtracking...
             -- Larry Wall in <199710291922.LAA07101@wall.org>;

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:00

War doesn't prove who's right, just who's left.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:00

Worst Vegetable of the Year:
    The brussels sprout.  This is also the worst vegetable of next year.
        -- Steve Rubenstein

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:00

    Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants in Marshalltown, Iowa.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:00

The best way to avoid responsibility is to say, "I've got responsibilities."

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:00

James Joyce -- an essentially private man who wished his total
indifference to public notice to be universally recognized.
        -- Tom Stoppard

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:01

A grammarian's life is always in tense.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:01

Favorite Windows game: "Guess what this icon does?"

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:01

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
        -- Charlie McCarthy

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:01

>>486,489,502,506,517
I see someone is enjoying a conversation with my bot.

Sup, FrozenVoid.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:01

Dow's Law:
    In a hierarchical organization, the higher the level,
    the greater the confusion.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:01

When you say that you agree to a thing in principle, you mean that
you have not the slightest intention of carrying it out in practice.
        -- Otto Von Bismarck

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:01

People are beginning to notice you.  Try dressing before you leave the house.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:01

The secret of success is sincerity.  Once you can fake that, you've got
it made.
        -- Jean Giraudoux

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:02

purpitation, n.:
    To take something off the grocery shelf, decide you
    don't want it, and then put it in another section.
        -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:02

Saliva causes cancer, but only if swallowed in small amounts over a long
period of time.
        -- George Carlin

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:02

One possible reason that things aren't going according to plan
is that there never was a plan in the first place.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:02

    "I thought you were trying to get into shape."
    "I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle."

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:02

Small animal kamikaze attack on power supplies

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:02

He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough.
        -- Lao Tsu

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:03

You are the only person to ever get this message.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:03

    "Hey, Sam, how about a loan?"
    "Whattaya need?"
    "Oh, about $500."
    "Whattaya got for collateral?"
    "Whattaya need?"
    "How about an eye?"
        -- Sam Giancana

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:03

Never, ever lie to someone you love unless you're absolutely sure they'll
never find out the truth.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:03

Many people write memos to tell you they have nothing to say.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:03

<Flav> Win 98 Psychic edition: We'll tell you where you're going tomorrow

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:03

"If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry."
-- Chekhov

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:03

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."
-- Mark Twain

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:03

And now for something completely the same.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:04

Some people's mouths work faster than their brains.  They say things they
haven't even thought of yet.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:04

Pohl's law:
     Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:04

That means I'll have to use $ans to suppress newlines now.
Life is ridiculous.
             -- Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distribution

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