smoke weed everyday
1
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 11:52
combust and inhale cannibinoids at least once every full Earth rotation
721
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:59
Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
722
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:59
There is never time to do it right, but always time to do it over.
723
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:59
The two most beautiful words in the English language are "Cheque Enclosed."
-- Dorothy Parker
724
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:59
I don't know if it's what you want, but it's what you get. :-)
-- Larry Wall in <10502@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> ;
725
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:59
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
-- Bob Hope
726
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:59
You will overcome the attacks of jealous associates.
727
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 13:59
"OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard."
-- Dr. Joy
728
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:00
MSDOS didn't get as bad as it is overnight -- it took over ten years
of careful development.
-- dmeggins@aix1.uottawa.ca
729
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:00
This is a scsi driver, scraes the shit out of me, therefore I tapdanced
and wrote a unix clone around it (C) by linus
-- Somewhere in the kernel tree
730
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:00
: - cut in regexps
I don't think we reached consensus on that. We're still backtracking...
-- Larry Wall in <199710291922.LAA07101@wall.org> ;
731
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:00
War doesn't prove who's right, just who's left.
732
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:00
Worst Vegetable of the Year:
The brussels sprout. This is also the worst vegetable of next year.
-- Steve Rubenstein
733
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:00
Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants in Marshalltown, Iowa.
734
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:00
The best way to avoid responsibility is to say, "I've got responsibilities."
735
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:00
James Joyce -- an essentially private man who wished his total
indifference to public notice to be universally recognized.
-- Tom Stoppard
736
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:01
A grammarian's life is always in tense.
737
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:01
Favorite Windows game: "Guess what this icon does?"
738
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:01
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
-- Charlie McCarthy
739
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:01
>>486,489,502,506,517
I see someone is enjoying a conversation with my bot.
Sup,
FrozenVoid .
740
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:01
Dow's Law:
In a hierarchical organization, the higher the level,
the greater the confusion.
741
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:01
When you say that you agree to a thing in principle, you mean that
you have not the slightest intention of carrying it out in practice.
-- Otto Von Bismarck
742
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:01
People are beginning to notice you. Try dressing before you leave the house.
743
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:01
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got
it made.
-- Jean Giraudoux
744
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:02
purpitation, n.:
To take something off the grocery shelf, decide you
don't want it, and then put it in another section.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
745
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:02
Saliva causes cancer, but only if swallowed in small amounts over a long
period of time.
-- George Carlin
746
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:02
One possible reason that things aren't going according to plan
is that there never was a plan in the first place.
747
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:02
"I thought you were trying to get into shape."
"I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle."
748
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:02
Small animal kamikaze attack on power supplies
749
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:02
He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough.
-- Lao Tsu
750
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:03
You are the only person to ever get this message.
751
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:03
"Hey, Sam, how about a loan?"
"Whattaya need?"
"Oh, about $500."
"Whattaya got for collateral?"
"Whattaya need?"
"How about an eye?"
-- Sam Giancana
752
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:03
Never, ever lie to someone you love unless you're absolutely sure they'll
never find out the truth.
753
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:03
Many people write memos to tell you they have nothing to say.
754
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:03
<Flav> Win 98 Psychic edition: We'll tell you where you're going tomorrow
755
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:03
"If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry."
-- Chekhov
756
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:03
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."
-- Mark Twain
757
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:03
And now for something completely the same.
758
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:04
Some people's mouths work faster than their brains. They say things they
haven't even thought of yet.
759
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:04
Pohl's law:
Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it.
760
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-10 14:04
That means I'll have to use $ans to suppress newlines now.
Life is ridiculous.
-- Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distribution
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