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smoke weed everyday

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 11:52

combust and inhale cannibinoids at least once every full Earth rotation

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:56

My mother is a fish.
- William Faulkner

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:56

No character, however upright, is a match for constantly reiterated attacks,
however false.
        -- Alexander Hamilton

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:57

A compliment is something like a kiss through a veil.
        -- Victor Hugo

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:57

You can't erase a dream, you can only wake me up.
        -- Peter Frampton

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:57

I really hate this damned machine
I wish that they would sell it.
It never does quite what I want
But only what I tell it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:57

Last night I met upon the stair
A little man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today.
Gee how I wish he'd go away!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:57

Try to divide your time evenly to keep others happy.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:57

It is wise to keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
        -- Roger Babson

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:57

The greatest griefs are those we cause ourselves.
        -- Sophocles

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:57

When in doubt, tell the truth.
        -- Mark Twain

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:58

Crime does not pay ... as well as politics.
        -- Alfred E. Newman

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:58

Creativity is not always bred in an environment of tranquility;
sometimes you have to squeeze a little to get the paste out of the tube.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:58

There is only one way to kill capitalism -- by taxes, taxes, and more taxes.
        -- Karl Marx

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:58

The chief enemy of creativity is "good" sense
        -- Picasso

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:58

I have ways of making money that you know nothing of.
        -- John D. Rockefeller

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:58

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is
becoming an endangered synthetic.
        -- Lily Tomlin

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:58

WHO sees a BEACH BUNNY sobbing on a SHAG RUG?!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:59

Every solution breeds new problems.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:59

Accident, n.:
    A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of
    body is better.
        -- Foolish Dictionary

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:59

Fools ignore complexity.  Pragmatists suffer it.
Some can avoid it.  Geniuses remove it.
-- Perlis's Programming Proverb #58, SIGPLAN Notices, Sept.  1982

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:59

Linux. Where do you want to go tomorrow?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:59

Americans' greatest fear is that America will turn out to have been a
phenomenon, not a civilization.
        -- Shirley Hazzard, "Transit of Venus"

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:59

If you don't do it, you'll never know what would have happened if you
had done it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:59

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:59

Lisp Users:
Due to the holiday next Monday, there will be no garbage collection.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:00

Check me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers...
they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:00

LBNC (luser brain not connected)

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:00

What's the difference between a computer salesman and a used car salesman?

A used car salesman knows when he's lying.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:00

We are what we pretend to be.
        -- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:00

I bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house.
        -- Steven Wright

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:00

And we heard him exclaim
As he started to roam:
"I'm a hologram, kids,
please don't try this at home!'"
        -- Bob Violence

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:00

The chicken that clucks the loudest is the one most likely to show up
at the steam fitters' picnic.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:00

Langsam's Laws:
    (1) Everything depends.
    (2) Nothing is always.
    (3) Everything is sometimes.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:01

Many are called, few volunteer.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:01

Would it help if I got out and pushed?
        -- Princess Leia Organa

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:01

"A mind is a terrible thing to have leaking out your ears."
-- The League of Sadistic Telepaths

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:01

When a float occurs on the same page as the start of a supertabular
you can expect unexpected results.
    -- Documentation of supertabular.sty

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:01

Once you've seen one nuclear war, you've seen them all.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:01

... A booming voice says, "Wrong, cretin!", and you notice that you
have turned into a pile of dust.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:02

Don't lose
Your head
To gain a minute
You need your head
Your brains are in it.
        -- Burma Shave
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