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smoke weed everyday

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 11:52

combust and inhale cannibinoids at least once every full Earth rotation

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:48

Better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.
        -- motto of the Christopher Society

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:48

Three hours a day will produce as much as a man ought to write.
        -- Trollope

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:48

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
        -- Hector Berlioz

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:48

Chewing gum on /dev/sd3c

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:49

Fill what's empty, empty what's full, scratch where it itches.
        -- Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:49

"Once they go up, who cares where they come down?  That's not my department."
-- Werner von Braun

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:49

Are Linux users lemmings collectively jumping off of the cliff of
reliable, well-engineered commercial software?
    -- Matt Welsh

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:49

The danger is not that a particular class is unfit to govern.  Every class
is unfit to govern.
        -- Lord Acton

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:49

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:49

Your program is sick!  Shoot it and put it out of its memory.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:49

Higher education helps your earning capacity.  Ask any college professor.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:50

The first Rotarian was the first man to call John the Baptist "Jack."
        -- H.L. Mencken

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:50

Go climb a gravity well!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:50

Better hope the life-inspector doesn't come around while you have your
life in such a mess.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:50

Sigh.  I like to think it's just the Linux people who want to be on
the "leading edge" so bad they walk right off the precipice.
(Craig E. Groeschel)

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:50

The only other people who might benefit from Linux8086 would be owners
of PDP/11's and other roomsized computers from the same era.
    -- Alan Cox

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:50

You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading
this sort of trash.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:50

A bird in the hand makes it awfully hard to blow your nose.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:50

Absence makes the heart go wander.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:51

There is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.
        -- Mark Twain

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:51

Mausoleum:  The final and funniest folly of the rich.
-- Ambrose Bierce

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:51

'Martyrdom' is the only way a person can become famous without ability.
        -- George Bernard Shaw

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:51

divorce, n:
    A change of wife.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:51

Garbage In -- Gospel Out.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:51

"Jesus saves...but Gretzky gets the rebound!"
-- Daniel Hinojosa (hinojosa@hp-sdd)

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:51

You can't have your cake and let your neighbor eat it too.
        -- Ayn Rand

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:52

"This is a job for BOB VIOLENCE and SCUM, the INCREDIBLY STUPID MUTANT DOG."
        -- Bob Violence

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:52

The grave's a fine and private place,
but none, I think, do there embrace.
        -- Andrew Marvell

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:52

It don't mean a THING if you ain't got that SWING!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:52

Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination."

Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir."
                --Episode #8, "Out of Gas"

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:52

The PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY is CRYING for an END to BURT REYNOLDS movies!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:52

No violence, gentlemen -- no violence, I beg of you!  Consider the furniture!
        -- Sherlock Holmes

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:52

There comes a time in the affairs of a man when he has to take the bull
by the tail and face the situation.
        -- W.C. Fields

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:52

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
        -- Totie Fields

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:53

I'm thinking about DIGITAL READ-OUT systems and computer-generated
IMAGE FORMATIONS ...

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:53

I once decorated my apartment entirely in ten foot salad forks!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:53

You may my glories and my state dispose,
But not my griefs; still am I king of those.
        -- William Shakespeare, "Richard II"

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:53

Clothes make the man.  Naked people have little or no influence on society.
        -- Mark Twain

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:53

College:
    The fountains of knowledge, where everyone goes to drink.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:53

All art is but imitation of nature.
        -- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

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